Disclaimer: I own neither X-Men Evolution or Hercules. They belong to Disney and Marvel, respectively. (say, what if Marvel owned Herc, and Disney owned . . . **shudder**)
A/N: Jenskot alert!
I Won't Say
"So. Jean. Gonna juggle two guys forever or what?"
Jean looked up into the face of Jubilation Lee, appointed second-in-command of the New Mutants and Bobby's feminine counterpart. The entire female population of the Institute backed her, and Jean had the distinct feeling that this was going to be interesting.
If not painful.
"What do you mean?" she said, as if she didn't have any idea what Jubilee could possibly be talking about.
Kitty rolled her eyes. "Oh, tall dark and red-eyed over there? And a certain dumb jock whom we could all do without?"
Amara poked Kitty in the ribs with her elbow. Kitty phased, sticking her tongue out at Amara. "What Kitty means," Amara elaborated. "is when are you going to figure out that Scott has the hots for you, and vise versa?"
"How do you know it's vise versa?" Jean demanded (inwardly wishing it really wasn't). "After all, I'm dating Duncan."
"*cough*dumbjock*cough," from somewhere near Rogue (and with a decidedly southern flavor).
"Everyone can tell," Jubilee informed her. "We just wish you would go with it an not leave the rest of us to deal with your romantic tension!"
"Yeah. Scott's like, too much of a gentleman to like, even tell you while you're still going with tall dumb and blond," Kitty giggled.
Rahne crossed her arms. "Why did ye ever start dating Duncan anyway? Ye've had a better option staring ye in the face the whole time ye've been here!"
*
[Jean]
If there's a prize for rotten judgment,
I guess I've already won that.
No man is worth the aggravation -
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
[X-girls]
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin',
He's the Earth and heaven to you.
Try to keep it hidden,
Honey, we can see right through you.
Girl, you can't conceal it,
we know how ya' feel and who you're thinking of.
[Jean]
No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no.
[X-girls]
You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, uh, oh!
[Jean]
It's too cliché, I wont say I'm in love!
I thought my heart had learned its lesson...
It feels so good when you start out!
My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl!
Unless you're dying to cry your eyes out!" Oh...
[X-girls]
You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling.
Baby, we're not buying, Hon, we saw ya' hit the ceiling!
Face it like a grown up - When 'ya gonna own up
That ya' got, got, got it bad!
[Jean]
No chance. no way, I won't say it no, no.
[X-girls]
Give up give in, check the grin - you're in love!
[Jean]
This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love...
[X-girls]
You're doin' flips, read our lips, You're in love!
[Jean]
You're way off base! I won't say it!
Get off my case! I won't say it!
[X-girls]
Girl, don't be proud, it's O.K. you're in love.
[Jean]
Oh... At least out loud... I won't say I'm in love!
*
"So. When're ye gonna drop Duncan like last weeks dirty laundry and chase better prey?" Rahne asked, jerking her head in Scott's direction.
Jean began banging her head on the lunch table, over and over and over again.