I do not own Dragonball Z, but I do own Brendant and Chaos
the killer will be known as The Figure, and any none-name references will be they and it. And to those asking, yes, I know their's a Freddy vs Jason movie coming, I have a desktop background from the website. Also, I got the info on Saiya-jin pregnancy from agent182's Phobia fic, since I'm too lazy to type it by hand.
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"I can't believe your dad is in love with mine Goten." Trunks said as he sat next to Goten in the grass.
Goten picked a piece of grass from the lawn and twirled it in his fingers and said "Yeah, it's kinda wierd knowing our dads are in love. I mean, can they have babies?"
"Goten, are you a retard? Men can't have babies!" Trunks said as he popped Goten in the back of the head, the piece of grass leaving Goten's fingers.
"How do you know, they are aliens after all." Goten said as Trunks rubbed his chin in thought and said "Yeah, they are. But how? They don't have a woman's opening."
"They could have a baby by doing it up the ass." Goten said, and Trunks looked at him funnily before muttering "I swear Goten, the older you get, the more disturbed and retarded you get."
"I am not disturbed or a retard! I'm just saying!" Goten said, and Trunks asked "So, you're saying Saiy-jin men can have babies by going down the muddy trail? jack hammering the mud? Sending the one-eyed trouser snake down the muddy hole? Poking the brown eye? racing the balony pony on the muddy track? Putting cream in the chocolate donut hole? Dipping the hotdog in the chocolate pudding? Is that what you're saying?"
"Yes." Goten said, and Trunks looked at him and said "Ok, let's ask my dad."
The two stood and walked toward the Gravitron as the figure watched them from the shadows, but disappeared from view moments later.
The two demi-saiya-jins reached the door of the Gravitron and knocked on it, Vegeta opening it, sweating.
"Hi dad." Trunks said, and Vegeta nodded and said "Trunks."
"Dad, me and Goten want to know if men can get pregnant by having anal sex. Is it true?" Trunks asked, and Vegeta said "Yes."
"Man, it's going to be wierd if dad gets pregnant starts having mood swings." Goten said, But Vegeta said "Sayians don't have mood swings. They are very different than human females. The male would only carry the child for 6 months. The child grows rapidly. If he wanted to, he could have the child as soon as possible. The baby would be mature enough, probably around the age of two in human years." The boys gasped.
Vegeta looked slightly amused and said "Sayians don't get as fat as humans either, the child takes the place of most of the organs so the male wouldn't be hungry because the food has almost no where to go. The only food he takes in goes to the baby. Does that answer your question?" The two nodded and walked off as Vegeta walked back into the Gravitron.
Meanwhile, Chaos and Marron sat together on the beach of Kami House on beach chairs, Marron wearing a black thong bikini with sunglasses on and Chaos wearing a pair of blue swim trunks also with sunglasses on.
Marron's eyes behind the sunglasses suddenly shown with rememberance, and she asked "Chaos, why does Brendant's eyes get that unnatural, almost evil look in his eyes whenever someone dies?"
Chaos looked at her and said "He gets that look in his eyes because when he was a kid and living with 17, he had a friend, well, actually, she was his best friend."
"She? His friend was a girl?" Marron inturrupted, and Chaos said "Yeah, she was a girl. Well, one day while the two were playing together, this stranger shot her in cold blood for no reason. She fell to the ground, bleeding from her wound and Brendant picked up and held her in his arms, and cried as she gasped and died. The next few days he sat around with that look in his eyes before returning to normal. Now he gets the look every time he hears of a real-life death, since it reminds him of his friend. But deaths in movies are ok since they're all fake."
"Poor Brendant." Marron said as Chaos nodded and laid back, soaking in the sun.
Meanwhile, The Figure walked up behind 18, who was busy shopping in the city. The Figure put a hand over her mouth and dragged her into an abandoned building. The Figure then released 18, who turned and snarled.
"Who the fuck are you?" 18 asked, and The Figure said in an unfamiliar voice "None of your goddamn buisness." before firing a ball of black ki at 18, it hitting her in the side and taking a chunk of flesh off. 18 seeth in pain, but gasped as another black ball hit her in the shoulder, nearly severing it off. 18 went to grab for it, but a third ball hit the remaining arm, completely severing it. 18 yelled out in pain, but it was cut short as another blast of ki hit her leg, severing it in a messy display of chunks of meat, metal, and blood. 18 stood on one leg, whimpering, bleeding, and cursing, but fell to the floor as another black ball hit her remaining leg in the knee, severing it off at the knee.
She raised up with her one good arm, looked into the eyes looking through the eyeholes in the hockey mask, and cursed "Fuck you!" before a ball of ki hit the side of her head, blowing a good portion of her head off in an explosion of blood and gore. 18's corpse slumped to the ground as The Figure walked over, raised her cold, dead head up, and kissed her on the lips. The Figure the let 18 drop to the floor as it walked off, leaving the scene.
the killer will be known as The Figure, and any none-name references will be they and it. And to those asking, yes, I know their's a Freddy vs Jason movie coming, I have a desktop background from the website. Also, I got the info on Saiya-jin pregnancy from agent182's Phobia fic, since I'm too lazy to type it by hand.
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"I can't believe your dad is in love with mine Goten." Trunks said as he sat next to Goten in the grass.
Goten picked a piece of grass from the lawn and twirled it in his fingers and said "Yeah, it's kinda wierd knowing our dads are in love. I mean, can they have babies?"
"Goten, are you a retard? Men can't have babies!" Trunks said as he popped Goten in the back of the head, the piece of grass leaving Goten's fingers.
"How do you know, they are aliens after all." Goten said as Trunks rubbed his chin in thought and said "Yeah, they are. But how? They don't have a woman's opening."
"They could have a baby by doing it up the ass." Goten said, and Trunks looked at him funnily before muttering "I swear Goten, the older you get, the more disturbed and retarded you get."
"I am not disturbed or a retard! I'm just saying!" Goten said, and Trunks asked "So, you're saying Saiy-jin men can have babies by going down the muddy trail? jack hammering the mud? Sending the one-eyed trouser snake down the muddy hole? Poking the brown eye? racing the balony pony on the muddy track? Putting cream in the chocolate donut hole? Dipping the hotdog in the chocolate pudding? Is that what you're saying?"
"Yes." Goten said, and Trunks looked at him and said "Ok, let's ask my dad."
The two stood and walked toward the Gravitron as the figure watched them from the shadows, but disappeared from view moments later.
The two demi-saiya-jins reached the door of the Gravitron and knocked on it, Vegeta opening it, sweating.
"Hi dad." Trunks said, and Vegeta nodded and said "Trunks."
"Dad, me and Goten want to know if men can get pregnant by having anal sex. Is it true?" Trunks asked, and Vegeta said "Yes."
"Man, it's going to be wierd if dad gets pregnant starts having mood swings." Goten said, But Vegeta said "Sayians don't have mood swings. They are very different than human females. The male would only carry the child for 6 months. The child grows rapidly. If he wanted to, he could have the child as soon as possible. The baby would be mature enough, probably around the age of two in human years." The boys gasped.
Vegeta looked slightly amused and said "Sayians don't get as fat as humans either, the child takes the place of most of the organs so the male wouldn't be hungry because the food has almost no where to go. The only food he takes in goes to the baby. Does that answer your question?" The two nodded and walked off as Vegeta walked back into the Gravitron.
Meanwhile, Chaos and Marron sat together on the beach of Kami House on beach chairs, Marron wearing a black thong bikini with sunglasses on and Chaos wearing a pair of blue swim trunks also with sunglasses on.
Marron's eyes behind the sunglasses suddenly shown with rememberance, and she asked "Chaos, why does Brendant's eyes get that unnatural, almost evil look in his eyes whenever someone dies?"
Chaos looked at her and said "He gets that look in his eyes because when he was a kid and living with 17, he had a friend, well, actually, she was his best friend."
"She? His friend was a girl?" Marron inturrupted, and Chaos said "Yeah, she was a girl. Well, one day while the two were playing together, this stranger shot her in cold blood for no reason. She fell to the ground, bleeding from her wound and Brendant picked up and held her in his arms, and cried as she gasped and died. The next few days he sat around with that look in his eyes before returning to normal. Now he gets the look every time he hears of a real-life death, since it reminds him of his friend. But deaths in movies are ok since they're all fake."
"Poor Brendant." Marron said as Chaos nodded and laid back, soaking in the sun.
Meanwhile, The Figure walked up behind 18, who was busy shopping in the city. The Figure put a hand over her mouth and dragged her into an abandoned building. The Figure then released 18, who turned and snarled.
"Who the fuck are you?" 18 asked, and The Figure said in an unfamiliar voice "None of your goddamn buisness." before firing a ball of black ki at 18, it hitting her in the side and taking a chunk of flesh off. 18 seeth in pain, but gasped as another black ball hit her in the shoulder, nearly severing it off. 18 went to grab for it, but a third ball hit the remaining arm, completely severing it. 18 yelled out in pain, but it was cut short as another blast of ki hit her leg, severing it in a messy display of chunks of meat, metal, and blood. 18 stood on one leg, whimpering, bleeding, and cursing, but fell to the floor as another black ball hit her remaining leg in the knee, severing it off at the knee.
She raised up with her one good arm, looked into the eyes looking through the eyeholes in the hockey mask, and cursed "Fuck you!" before a ball of ki hit the side of her head, blowing a good portion of her head off in an explosion of blood and gore. 18's corpse slumped to the ground as The Figure walked over, raised her cold, dead head up, and kissed her on the lips. The Figure the let 18 drop to the floor as it walked off, leaving the scene.