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The Figure snuck into the woods later that night, a butcherknife in it's hand. The Figure walked silently through the woods toward a clearing.
In the clearing, Piccolo floated in the air, meditating and turning things over in his mind as The Figure closed in. The Figure walked up to Piccolo, and rose the knife into the air, glinting in the moonlight.
The Figure brought the knife down, but it's wrist was grabbed by Piccolo, who asked "What in the Hell are you doing buddy?"
The Figure remained silent, and Piccolo said "Well then, I guess I need to tear you a mouth so you can tell me." Piccolo then went to punch The Figure in the hockey mask-protected face, but it delivered a punch to Piccolo's throat, forcing him to release The Figure's wrist, who drove the knife into Piccolo's forehead.
The Figure stabbed Piccolo several more times before saying "I guess I teared you a few new holes." before it walked off into the woods.
The next day, Trunks and Goten sat on a dock on a lake, both holding fishing poles and with a tackle box in between them.
'I should tell him how I feel today and see how he takes it!' Goten thought to himself as he glanced occasionally to Trunks, who was thinking 'Today is the day I tell Goten how I feel for him! I've let them go for too long!'
"Trunks." Goten said, and Trunks asked "Yes Goten?"
"Trunks, I want to tell you that I, I, I love you!" Goten said and screwed his eyes shut, cowering from Trunks, fearing the worst, but was surprised as he heard Trunks say "Goten, I love you too!"
"Really?" Goten asked, looking into Trunks eyes, and Trunks nodded, saying "I love you Goten, I have for a long time, and I've finally decided to tell you."
"Wow! First our dads, and now us! Is there a homosexual gene in our families making men in our families love the other?" Goten asked, and Trunks chuckled as he said "Don't be ridiculous Goten, there is no such gene."
"Well, there must be something." Goten said, and was about to say something else before Trunks put his hands onto his cheeks and moved his head into a kiss, Trunks fishing pole on the dock, the line in the water. Goten was shocked for a moment, but put his pole down and put his arms around Trunks, who did the same.
Meanwhile, Marron sat on the beach next to Brendant, both with looks of depression on their faces.
"I can't believe she's dead." Marron said, and Brendant nodded, asking "Who would want to kill her in so violent a way?"
"I-I don't know Brendant, but I miss her already." Marron said, and Brendant nodded, saying "We can always wish her back with the Dragonballs."
"I-I-I know that, but it's just that she-she-she's gone!" Marron said, breaking down again, this time crying into Brendant's shoulder.
"Don't worry Marron, noone'll hurt you." Brendant said, and Marron asked "What?"
"I won't let anyone hurt you." Brendant said, and Marron said "Tha-thank you Brendant." and suddenly kissed him on the lips.
Brendant looked shocked, and Marron blushed embarrassedly, saying "So-sorry Brendant, I don't know where that one came from."
Brendant said "Don't be sorry, I kinda liked it." and Marron smiled, blushing again.
"Hey, where are Mr. Son and Mr. Briefs?" Marron asked, and Brendant sighed, saying "Knowing them, probably doing it."
"Ewwww!" Marron said, and Brendant replied "Well, they are homosexuals, so they could be doing it."
"But... ewwwwww!" Marron cried, and Brendant nodded, saying "To us it's ewwwww! But to them, it's right."
"I'm not saying they shouldn't be able to do it and I am not saying it's wrong, I'm just saying it looks nasty." Marron said, and Brendant said "Got me there, Mar."
Meanwhile in Capsule Corp, a nude Vegeta laid on top of a nude Goku under the blankets on a bed, both smiling happily.
"I liked it, Vegeta." Goku said, and Vegeta nodded, saying "I knew you would."
"Hey Vegeta, where's Bulma been lately?" Goku asked, and Vegeta shrugged as he said "I think she's either in one of her labs, or she's just plain-out avoiding us."
"I guess." Goku said as the door to their room, which had been opened, closed on it's own.
"Huh?" Vegeta asked as he and Goku looked toward it, nothing their. Vegeta shrugged, smiled wirely, and began nuzzling Goku's neck. Goku couldn't help but chuckle and close his eyes, not seeing the The Figure above them at the side of the bed, an old-fashioned throwing harpoon it it's hands...
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So, is this the end of our little lovebirds? Find out next time!
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The Figure snuck into the woods later that night, a butcherknife in it's hand. The Figure walked silently through the woods toward a clearing.
In the clearing, Piccolo floated in the air, meditating and turning things over in his mind as The Figure closed in. The Figure walked up to Piccolo, and rose the knife into the air, glinting in the moonlight.
The Figure brought the knife down, but it's wrist was grabbed by Piccolo, who asked "What in the Hell are you doing buddy?"
The Figure remained silent, and Piccolo said "Well then, I guess I need to tear you a mouth so you can tell me." Piccolo then went to punch The Figure in the hockey mask-protected face, but it delivered a punch to Piccolo's throat, forcing him to release The Figure's wrist, who drove the knife into Piccolo's forehead.
The Figure stabbed Piccolo several more times before saying "I guess I teared you a few new holes." before it walked off into the woods.
The next day, Trunks and Goten sat on a dock on a lake, both holding fishing poles and with a tackle box in between them.
'I should tell him how I feel today and see how he takes it!' Goten thought to himself as he glanced occasionally to Trunks, who was thinking 'Today is the day I tell Goten how I feel for him! I've let them go for too long!'
"Trunks." Goten said, and Trunks asked "Yes Goten?"
"Trunks, I want to tell you that I, I, I love you!" Goten said and screwed his eyes shut, cowering from Trunks, fearing the worst, but was surprised as he heard Trunks say "Goten, I love you too!"
"Really?" Goten asked, looking into Trunks eyes, and Trunks nodded, saying "I love you Goten, I have for a long time, and I've finally decided to tell you."
"Wow! First our dads, and now us! Is there a homosexual gene in our families making men in our families love the other?" Goten asked, and Trunks chuckled as he said "Don't be ridiculous Goten, there is no such gene."
"Well, there must be something." Goten said, and was about to say something else before Trunks put his hands onto his cheeks and moved his head into a kiss, Trunks fishing pole on the dock, the line in the water. Goten was shocked for a moment, but put his pole down and put his arms around Trunks, who did the same.
Meanwhile, Marron sat on the beach next to Brendant, both with looks of depression on their faces.
"I can't believe she's dead." Marron said, and Brendant nodded, asking "Who would want to kill her in so violent a way?"
"I-I don't know Brendant, but I miss her already." Marron said, and Brendant nodded, saying "We can always wish her back with the Dragonballs."
"I-I-I know that, but it's just that she-she-she's gone!" Marron said, breaking down again, this time crying into Brendant's shoulder.
"Don't worry Marron, noone'll hurt you." Brendant said, and Marron asked "What?"
"I won't let anyone hurt you." Brendant said, and Marron said "Tha-thank you Brendant." and suddenly kissed him on the lips.
Brendant looked shocked, and Marron blushed embarrassedly, saying "So-sorry Brendant, I don't know where that one came from."
Brendant said "Don't be sorry, I kinda liked it." and Marron smiled, blushing again.
"Hey, where are Mr. Son and Mr. Briefs?" Marron asked, and Brendant sighed, saying "Knowing them, probably doing it."
"Ewwww!" Marron said, and Brendant replied "Well, they are homosexuals, so they could be doing it."
"But... ewwwwww!" Marron cried, and Brendant nodded, saying "To us it's ewwwww! But to them, it's right."
"I'm not saying they shouldn't be able to do it and I am not saying it's wrong, I'm just saying it looks nasty." Marron said, and Brendant said "Got me there, Mar."
Meanwhile in Capsule Corp, a nude Vegeta laid on top of a nude Goku under the blankets on a bed, both smiling happily.
"I liked it, Vegeta." Goku said, and Vegeta nodded, saying "I knew you would."
"Hey Vegeta, where's Bulma been lately?" Goku asked, and Vegeta shrugged as he said "I think she's either in one of her labs, or she's just plain-out avoiding us."
"I guess." Goku said as the door to their room, which had been opened, closed on it's own.
"Huh?" Vegeta asked as he and Goku looked toward it, nothing their. Vegeta shrugged, smiled wirely, and began nuzzling Goku's neck. Goku couldn't help but chuckle and close his eyes, not seeing the The Figure above them at the side of the bed, an old-fashioned throwing harpoon it it's hands...
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So, is this the end of our little lovebirds? Find out next time!