Ãëàâà 6. Âñåì ôàíàòàì Ýìèíåìà è ðýïïåðàì â ñóùíîñòè ïîñâÿùàåòñÿ!

Èëè íî÷ü ìàããëîâñêîãî êàðàîêå â Õîãâàðòñå.

Íå îáðàùàéòå âíèìàíèå íà äëèíó ãëàâû, îíà â îñíîâíîì èç òåêñòîâ õîðîøèõ ïåñåí, èõ ÿ ïåðåâîäèòü íå áóäó – â ÷åì ñìûñë ïîéìåòå ñàìè…

Íà ñëåäóþùèé äåíü Ãåðìèîíà ïî÷óâñòâîâàëà ñåáÿ ëó÷øå, â òî âðåìÿ êàê Íåâèëë ïðîäîëæàë ñòðàäàòü èç-çà åãî ïîãèáøåé ëÿãóøêè. Äðàêî ïðèíåñ  ðîçû äëÿ Ãåðìèîíû, ýòè ðîçû ïåëè òîãäà, êîãäà òû ÷óâñòâîâàë ñåáÿ ïëîõî è îäèíîêî. Ãåðìèîíà ïîñòàâèëà èõ â ñâîåé êîìíàòå îêîëî êðîâàòè.

- Èòàê, Ãåðìèîíà, ñêàæè ìíå ÷åñòíî,òû óâåðåíà, ÷òî ñìîæåøü ïîéòè íà âå÷åðèíêó ñ ìàããëîâñêèì êàðàîêå çàâòðà íî÷üþ? Õîðîøî. Çàâòðà íî÷üþ áóäåò òðè âèäà ìóçûêè: couples, hate couples, and singles. Ñouple – ìóçûêà, êîòîðóþ ïîþò äâîå, ýòî îáû÷íî ñëàäêèå ëþáîâíûå ïåñíè. A Hate couple – ýòî êîãäà äâîå, ìàëü÷èê è äåâî÷êà ïîþò ïëîõèå ïåñíè èëè ïðîòèâ äðóã äðóãà, íó è single, ýòî êîãäà òû ïîåøü îäèí. Ìíå áûëî èíòåðåñíî íà êàêîé âèä ïåñåí ÿ äîëæåí áûë çàïèñàòüñÿ?

Ãåðìèîíà âîñòîðæåííî ïîãëÿäåëà íà Äðàêî.

- Íà âñå.

Äðàêî óäèâëåííî ïîñìîòðåë íà íåå.

- Íà âñå?? Òû óâåðåíà, ÷òî ñìîæåøü âñå ýòî ïðîòÿíóòü?

- Î, ìîé ëîðä, ÿ äîëæíà ïîæèòü êàê íîðìàëüíûé ÷åëîâåê õîòü êàêîå-òî âðåìÿ, ìíå íóæíà õîðîøàÿ âñòðÿñêà. Íàâåðíîå Äæèííè ñìîæåò ïîñëåäèòü çà Õýéëè, òàê êàê îíà óæå äàâíî íå ìîæåò ïðèíèìàòü ó÷àñòèÿ â ïîäîáíûõ äåëàõ.

- Îê. – êèâíóë Äðàêî.  Íî êàêèå ïåñíè òîãäà ìû áóäåì ïåòü?.

- ß ïðåäëàãàþ ñïåòü Superman – ìàããëîâñêîãî ðýïïåðà Ýìèíåìà,  ÿ çíàþ, ÷òî òû ëþáèøü òàêóþ ìóçûêó, è ÿ äóìàþ ìû òàêæå äîëæíû ñïåòü Bonnie and Clyde  Jay-Z, äëÿ couple ñåêöèè À, ÿ áû õîòåëà ñïåòü ïåñíþ Michelle Branch «All You wanted».

Äðàêî îïÿòü êèâíóë åé â îòâåò, íå çíàÿ êòî, ÷åðò âîçüìè áûëè âñå ýòè ëþäè. Äðàêî îòûñêàë ïëååð Ãåðìèîíû è îñòîðîæíî, ñ ïîäîçðåíèåì äîñòàë äèñê êàêîé-òî ãðóïïû, íàçûâàåìîé Blink 182, îí äóìàë î ïðåäñòîÿùåì âå÷åðå.

- À åùå ïîñëóøàé âñå òå ïåñíè, êîòîðûå ìû áóäåì èñïîëíÿòü, ÿ îáåùàþ, îíè òåáå ïîíðàâÿòñÿ. È ñ ýòèìè ñëîâàìè äàëà Äðàêî åùå äâà äèñêà.

      Ïåñíè Äðàêî äåéñòâèòåëüíî ïîíðàâèëèñü è âñå îñòàâøååñÿ ñâîáîäíîå âðåìÿ îí çàó÷èâàë òåêñòû è ìîòèâ ïåñåí. Ïîýòîìó, ê ïîíåäåëüíèêó, ïîñëå èõ îáû÷íîé øêîëüíîé ðóòèíû îíè îáà ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ïîâòîðèëè ïåñíè è ïîíÿëè, ÷òî ãîòîâû ê âûñòóïëåíèþ.

- Òèøå ñåäüìîé êóðñ, ïîæàëóéñòà òèøå, òàê êàê ìû ñîáèðàåìñÿ íà÷èíàòü ñ ïåíèÿ äóýòîì, è ïåðâûìè áóäóò Äðàêî Ìàëôîé èç Ñëèçåðèíà, è Ãåðìèîíà Ãðåéíäæåð – Ãðèôôèíäîð. Îíè áóäóò èñïîëíÿòü ïåñíþ ìàããëîâñêîãî ðýïïåðà Ýìèíåìà, ïåñíÿ íàçûâàåòñÿ Superman (îò àâòîðà: êòî åùå å¸ íå ñëûøàë ñðî÷íî ñîâåòóþ åå ñêà÷àòü èëè êóïèòü – ïåñíÿ ñóïåð!!) Êàê òîëüêî ìóçûêà íà÷àëàñü çàë çàòèõ.

Ãåðìèîíà:

oooh

Äðàêî:

You high baby?

Ãåðìèîíà:

Yaaahhh

Äðàêî:

Yah?

Ãåðìèîíà:

Talk to me

Äðàêî:

You want me to tell you something?

Ãåðìèîíà:

Uh huh

Äðàêî:

I know what you wanna hear ,Cuz, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too, I think I love you baby

Ãåðìèîíà:

I think I love you too

Äðàêî:

I'm here to save you girl, come be in Draco's world, I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl/you know you want me baby, you know I want you too, they call me superman, I'm here to rescue you/I want to save you girl, come be in Draco's world.

Ãåðìèîíà:

Oooh boy you drive me crazy…

Äðàêî:

Bitch you make me hurl..They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now/I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? You make me sick/Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Draco's dick/straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell 'em off, like a slut, to her face/ play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face/I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask? Kiss my dick, get my cash? I'd rather have you whip my ass/Don't put out, I'll put you out. Won't get out, I'll push you out/ Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to put you out/Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy you life/What you tryin' to be my new wife? What you Pansy? Fly through twice

But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go. Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo/Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow, till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho

Cus I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman/ I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman .

Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes, it's no secret, everybody knows/Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddy goes/We'll be friends, I'll call you again, I'll chase you around every bar you attend/ Never know what kind of car I'll be in, we'll see how much you'll be partying then/You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys/too much pride, between you and I, not a jealous man, but females lie/But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two?/I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you .

Äðàêî:

first thing you say

Ãåðìèîíà:

"I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day/I don't see what the big deal is anyways, you're just plain old Draco to me .

Äðàêî:

Oooh yah girl run that game

Ãåðìèîíà:

Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say? Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great ..

Äðàêî:

First off you don't know Draco, at all so grow partial, that's ammo for my arsenal, I'll hex you off that barstool/there goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you, good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle/you want what you can't have, ooh girl that's too damn bad, don't touch what you can't grab, end up with two backhands/put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't stand/girl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans

Cuz, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too,

Ãåðìèîíà:

I think I love you baby,

Äðàêî:

"I think I love you too"I'm here to save you girl, come be in Draco's world, I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl/you know you want me baby, you know I want you too, they call me superman, I'm here to rescue you/I want to save you girl, come be in Draco's world,

Ãåðìèîíà:

"Ooooh boy you drive me crazy,"

Äðàêî:

Bitch you make me hurl………. Cus I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman/ I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman ……

Êîãäà ïåñíÿ çàêîí÷èëàñü ëèöî ïðîôåññîðà Ñíåéïà íà÷àëî ïîòåïåííî ìåíÿëîñü, ïðîáóþ âñå îòòåíêè çåëåíîãî, â òî âðåìÿ êàê Äàìáëäîð âñåãî ëèøü óëûáàëñÿ, ãëÿäÿ íà ñâîèõ òàëàíòëèâûõ ó÷åíèêîâ. Ëèöî Ïðîôåññîðà ÌàêÃîííàãàë âûãëÿäåëî òàê, êàê êîãäà îíà ñîáèðàëàñü ñíÿòü ñ êàêîãî-òî ôàêóëüòåòà òîííó î÷êîâ, à Ãåðìèîíà è Äðàêî ïðîñòî ãîðäî ñèÿëè.

 ýòî âðåìÿ Àëüáóñ âñòàë è â çàëå âñå ñíîâà çàìåðëè, à òåïðåü ñíîâà âñòðå÷àåì íàøèõ äðóçåé îáðàòíî íà ñöåíó. Îíè áóäóò èñïîëíÿü ïåñíþ Jay-Z Bonnie And Clyde.

Äðàêî: Look for me! Young, B
Cruisin down the westside - high, way
Doing what we like to do - our, way
Eyes behind shades, this necklace the reason
all of my dates been blind dates
But today, I got my thoroughness girl wit me
I'm mashin the gas, she's grabbin the wheel, it's true to the heart
She rides with me - the new Bobby and Whitney
Only time we don't speak is during "Sex and the City"
She gets Carrie fever, but soon as the show is over
She's right back to being my soldier
Cuz mami's a rider, and I'm a roller
Put us together, how they gon' stop both us?
What ever she lacks, I'm right over her shoulder
When I'm off track mami is keepin me focused
So let's, lock this down like it's supposed to be
The '03 Bonnie and Clyde, Hov' and B

Äðàêî:All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend.
Ãåðìèîíà:Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my boyfriend.
Äðàêî:All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend.
Ãåðìèîíà:Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my boyfriend.

Äðàêî:The problem is, you dudes treat the one that you lovin
with the same respect that you treat the one that you humpin
Now they 'bout nothin - if ever you mad about somethin

It won't be that; oh no it won't be that
I don't be at, places where we comfy at
With no be-atch; oh no you won't see that
And no, I ain't perfect - nobody walkin this earth's surface is
But girlfriend, work with the kid
I keep you workin at Kermain, Burkin bag (?)
Winolo (?), Timbs, aviator lens
600 drops, Mercedes Benz
The only time you wear Burberry to swim
And I don't have to worry, only worry is him
She do anything necessary for him
And I do anything necessary for her
so don't let the necessary occur, yep!

Talk to 'em 'mione!

Ãåðìèîíà:If I was your girlfriend
I'll be there for you, if somebody hurts you
Even if it's somebody (?)

Yeah-hee (break it down for 'em)
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
And so I put this on my life
Nobody or nothing will ever come between us
And I promise I'll give my life
and all of my trust if you was my boyfriend
Put this on my life
The air that I breathe in, all that I believe in
I promise I'll give my life
and all of my trust if you was my boyfriend

Äðàêî: I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend.
Ãåðìèîíà:Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my boyfriend.

Äðàêî: All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend.
Ãåðìèîíà:Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my boyfriend.

È ñíîâà âåñü çàë ñîòðÿñàëñÿ îò àïëîäèñìåíòîâ. Ãàððè è Ðîí åùå äîëãî êðè÷àëè èì «Áèñ!!» Ýòî áûëî áîëüøèì ñþðïðèçîì äëÿ Äðàêî è Ãåðìèîíû. Ãàððè è Äæèííè òîæå ñïåëè äóýòîì êàêóþ-òî ðîìàíòè÷åñêóþ ïåñíþ, íî âïîñëåäñòâèè Ãåðìèîíà íèêàê íå ìîãëà âñïîìíèòü ÷òî èìåííî îíè ïåëè. È âîò íàêîíåö íàñòàë òîò ìîìåíò ñîëüíûõ âûñòóïëåíèé. Ãåðìèîíà áûëà óäèâëåíà, êîãäà Äàìáëäîð ïåðâûì ïîçâàë Äðàêî. Îí âçÿë ìèêðîôîí è ïðîèçíåñ:

- Ìì.. ýòî ïåñíÿ äëÿ îäíîé îñîáåííîé äåâóøêè. Ýòà ïåñíÿ íàçûâàåòñÿ First Date.

Äðàêî:  In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on our very first date
is it cool if I hold your hand?
is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
do you like my stupid hair?
would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think
you make me nervous so I really can't eat.

Îí ïîñìîòðåë íà Ãåðìèîíó, êîòîðàÿ òèõî íà ìåñòå ïîäïåâàëà åìó. Îí çíàë, ÷òî Ãåðìèîíà î÷åíü ëþáèò ýòó ïåñíþ, òàê êàê îíà áûëà â åå êîëëåêöèè.

Let's go
don't wait
this nights almost over
honest, let's make
this night last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever

Îí ïîñìîòðåë íà Ãàððè è Äæèííè ìèëî óëûáàâøèõñÿ äðóã äðóãó. È ïëîõàÿ ìûñëü ðîäèëàñü ó íåãî â ãîëîâå «Âåðîÿòíî, ïîñëå ýòîãî, ó íèõ áóäåò îîî÷åíü äëèííûé ïîöåëóé»

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
please don't look at me with those eyes
please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
a target that I'm probably gonna miss

Äðàêî ïîòðàòèë î÷åíü ìíîãî âðåìåíè çàó÷èâàÿ ýòó ïåñíþ, è ïîýòîìó î÷åíü íåðâíè÷àë  òàê êàê ïåë äëÿ Ãåðìèîíû, ýòî áûëî î÷åíü ïîõîæå íà òî êàê îí ÷óâñòâîâàë ñåáÿ â ñàìîì íà÷àëå ñ Ãåðìèîíîé.

Let's go
don't wait
this nights almost over
honest, let's make
this night last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever

Let's go
don't wait
this nights almost over
honest, let's make
this night last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever

Îí äåéñòâèòåëüíî î÷åíü õîòåë ÷òîáû îíè áûëè ñ íåé âìåñòå è íàâñåãäà, êòî áû çíàë êàê îí õîòåë, ÷òîáû æèçíü áûëà äëÿ íèõ íå òàêîé òðóäíîé. Åñëè áû îí òîëüêî ìîã, îí áû ñðàçó óñòðàíèë âñå òå ïðè÷èíû, êîòîðûå ïðåâðàùàëè èõ æèçíü â ñóùèé àä. «Áåäíàÿ Ãåðìèîíà…ïîäóìàëîñü åìó…åé áûëî òàê ïëîõî ïîñëå òîé àòàêè, à âåäü îí ñàì îòïðàâèë å¸ â ðóêè Âîëüäåìîðòó.»  ýòîò ìîìåíò Äàìáëäîð ñíîâà çàáðàë ó íåãî ìèêðîôîí.

- Ñïàñèáî âàì Ìèñòåð Ìàëôîé, íî òåïåðü ó ýòîé îñîáåííîé äåâóøêè åñòü ïåñíÿ äëÿ âàñ.

Ñíåéï óñìåõíóëñÿ, ÷óâñòâóÿ òó ðîìàíòè÷åñêóþ àòìîñôåðó, ïîÿâèâøóþñÿ â ýòîé êîìíàòå. Ñàì îí âûõîäè èç íåå ïîä ðóêó ñ Ïð.ÌàêÃîííàãàë, êîòîðàÿ êàçàëîñü ñîáèðàëàñü ñíÿòü òîííó î÷êîâ ñ ñàìîãî ìàñòåðà çåëèé.

Ãåðìèîíà  ïîäíÿëàñü è â ïîëíîé òèøèíå íà÷àëà ãîâîðèòü.

- Äðàêî ýòà ïåñíÿ äëÿ òåáÿ, ñïàñèáî òåáå çà òî, ÷òî òû âñåãäà áûë ñî ìíîé. ß áóäó ëþáèòü òåáÿ íå ñìîòðÿ íè íà ÷òî.

Âñå äåâî÷êè â çàë òèõî àõíóëè îñîçíàâ ñìûñë åå ìàëåíüêîé ðå÷è. Äðàêî æå ïî÷óâñòâîâàë, ÷òî êðàñíååò, è ïîñòàðàëñÿ íå äàòü ýòîé êðàñíîòå ñòàòü î÷åíü çàìåòíîé.

I wanted to be like you

I wanted everything

So I tried to be like you

And I got swept away

I didn't know that

It was so cold

And you needed someone

To show you the way

So I took your hand

And we figured out

That when the tide comes

I'd take you away

Ãåðìèîíà ïîìíèëà âñå òî, ÷òî Äðàêî ñäåëàë äëÿ íåå, íî îíà âñå åùå äóìàëà, ÷òî îíà ñäåëàëà äëÿ íåãî íåäîñòàòî÷íî. Äàæå çíàþ ÷òî Õýéëè íå íàñòîÿùèé ðåáåíîê, îíà âñå ðàâíî áûëà èõ ðåáíêîì, è îíè ëþáèëè åå òàê êàê áóäòî îíà ñóùåñòâîâàëà íà ñàìîì äåëå.

I'm sinking slowly

So hurry hold me

Your hand is all I have

To keep me hanging on

Please can you tell me

So I can finally see

Where you go

When you're gone

« Äà, ýòî ïðàâèëüíî, ýòî âñå ÷òî óäåðæèâàëî ìåíÿ ñ Äðàêî, òåì êîãî ÿ íåíàâèäåëà ñ íåçàïàìÿòíûõ âðåìåí, òåì êòî íàçûâàë ìåíÿ Íå÷èñòêðîâíîé âñþ ìîþ æèçíü, íî îí áûë íå ïðàâ â îòíîøåíèè ìåíÿ, òàê æå êàê è ÿ áûëà íå ïðàâà.»  Òàê äóìàëà Ãåðìèîíà.

If you want to

I can save you

I can take you away

From here

So lonely inside

So busy out there

And all you wanted

Was somebody who cares

All you wanted was

Somebody who cares

If you need me

You know I'll be there

Oh, yeah

If you want to

I can save you

I can take you away

From here

So lonely inside

So busy out there

And all you wanted

Was somebody who cares

Please can you tell me

So I can finally see

Where you go

When you're gone

Ãåðìèîíà ïîáëàãîäàðèëà âñåõ â çàëå. Íàêîíåö Äàìáëäîð ñêàçàë ñâîè ïîñëåäíèå ñëîâà.

- Âû î÷åíü õîðîøî ïîðàáîòàëè çäåñü, ñïàñèáî âñåì êòî âûñòóïàë çäåñü è êòî ïðîñòî ïðèøåë ê íàì, è ñïîêîéíîé âàì íî÷è.

Äðàêî âçÿë Ãåðìèîíó çà ðóêó.

- Òû ãîòîâà, ëþáèìàÿ?

- Âñåãäà. Ïîøëè, äàâàé ñäåëàåì òàê, ÷òîáû ýòà íî÷ü äëèëàñü âå÷íî, âìåñòå è íàâñåãäà.-Îíà ïðîöèòèðîâàëà ïåñíþ, êîòîðóþ ïåë Äðàêî.

- Òû ïðèíîñèøü ãîðàçäî î÷åíü ìíîãî íåïðèÿòíîñòåé.

- ß çíàþ. Ñêàçàëà Ãåðìèîíà äåëàÿ íåâèííîå ëèöî.

Îíè óëîæèëè Õýéëè è îòïðàâèëèñü ñïàòü.