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chapter 4: Mistaken Identity
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"Oh God, he's cute. In a nerdy, clingy, romantic type of a way,"
Lori said to Rory later that day when they were in Doose's market.
"Dean?" Rory said angrily. She wasn't too pleased that she had
been assigned the task of showing Lori around Stars Hollow. She was
already sick of Lori's flirtatious nature and sexy little walk, and she
was definitely sick of the stares. Sure, everyone had known for several
weeks about Lori, but that didn't stop people from longing to see the
two with their own eyes.
"Lori, I dated Dean for two years," Rory said.
"No wonder you're still a virgin," she replied.
"Hey!"
"It's the truth" Lori said bordly.
"Well its better than being the town slut," Rory spat back.
"Ladies, ladies. Is there a problem here?" Taylor asked, coming
up behind them and putting a hand on each shoulder.
"No. Everything's just fine," Lori answered calmly. Rory just
glared at her.
*****
Miss Patty left her hiding spot the next aisle over and snuck
out the door, wipping her cell phone out and pressing Babbette's number
on speed dial.
"She's here," Miss Patty said into the phone as she hurried
across the street towards Luke's. "They just got into a rude fight at
Doose's. They're heading to Luke's now, I'm assuming. They're two of
a kind I tell you. If you want to see entertainment, hurry over here
and see for yourself. They look exactly-"
"Miss Patty!" Luke said sternly pointing to the no cell phone
sign behind the counter.
"Just get here now," she said quickly, hanging up the phone. Luke
was shooting her dirty looks. He knew he couldn't stop the gossip, but
he wouldn't tolerate it in his diner. Especially if it was hurtful to
Rory. He knew this whole thing wasn't easy for her.
The bell on the door jingled and in walked the girls. Everyone
stopped to stare at them as Rory lead her sister to the counter, plopping
down on a stool.
"One coffee and a coke," Rory said half hartedly.
"Not a coffee addict Lori?" Luke asked, immediately pouring Rory's
coffee without putting up his usual fight.
"Stains your teeth," she replied, flashing her perfect, white
smile.
Rory sighed. She had about a dozen things to say back to Lori, but
she bit her tongue. Less than an hour together and Rory was already
sick of having to constantly defend herself.
"Where's the Little Girl's Room?" Lori asked.
Luke pointed up the stairs towards his apartment.
"Want me to show you?" Rory offered kindly.
"God, I'm not like, three years old," Lori replied sharply,
tossing her highlighted hair in the way only popular girls do.
Rory put her head down on the counter.
Luke watched Lori climb the stairs, her butterfly thong peeking
way up over her pants.
"Um, can't you ask her to pull up her pants or something?" Luke
asked.
"Tried that years ago," Rory mumbled, her head still resting
on the counter pathetically.
*****
Upstairs, Jess was lying on his bed reading a book, trying to
squeeze as much reading as he could into his fifteen minute break. He
was so caught up in the story, he didn't even look up when Lori walked
into the room, assuming it was Rory.
Lori, however, noticed Jess immediately, liking what she saw.
Bad boy, head to toe, with the exception of the book in his hand. But
she could change that. She smiled to herself, and walked over to the bed
sitting down next to him.
"Hey," he said, sitting up to kiss her, his eyes glued to his
book until the last possible second, trying to finish his paragraph.
But in that fraction of an instant before he closed his eyes and
met her lips, Jess jumped back.
"SHIT!" he yelled loudly, his book flying clear across the room.
"Lori, right? What the hell are you doing up here?"
Rory and Luke burst through the door, responding to the noise
coming from the apartment.
"What the hell's going on up here?" Luke yelled.
"I thought she was Rory!" Jess yelled back, crossing the room
to be by Rory's side.
Rory sighed and looked at her sister. "God Lori. You can't even
keep your hands to yourself for five minutes can you? He's my boyfriend,
Lori. God. I can't believe you."
"Oops," Lori replied, her lips pouty and her eyes trying to catch
Jess' attention. She didn't look the least bit sorry. "Boyfriend? Little
sister, you deserve much more credit than I thought. Quite a step up
from grocer boy there." Lori got off the bed and walked downstairs, leaving
the three staring after her.
"I'm sorry," Jess said.
"Don't be. You didn't do anything. This is good. Now I know I need
to keep her on a leash," Rory said, feeling more like her old, reasonable
self again.
"Make it a short one," Luke said. "And tell her to pull up her
pants!"
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a/n: that was a little longer right? sorry im so bad at chapter lengths.
chapter five should be up soon! o, and don't forget that pretty purple
button down there. it has your name written all over it. just click for
the special prize!!!!!
***
disclaimer: don't sue me cuz i don't own the show
***
chapter 4: Mistaken Identity
***
"Oh God, he's cute. In a nerdy, clingy, romantic type of a way,"
Lori said to Rory later that day when they were in Doose's market.
"Dean?" Rory said angrily. She wasn't too pleased that she had
been assigned the task of showing Lori around Stars Hollow. She was
already sick of Lori's flirtatious nature and sexy little walk, and she
was definitely sick of the stares. Sure, everyone had known for several
weeks about Lori, but that didn't stop people from longing to see the
two with their own eyes.
"Lori, I dated Dean for two years," Rory said.
"No wonder you're still a virgin," she replied.
"Hey!"
"It's the truth" Lori said bordly.
"Well its better than being the town slut," Rory spat back.
"Ladies, ladies. Is there a problem here?" Taylor asked, coming
up behind them and putting a hand on each shoulder.
"No. Everything's just fine," Lori answered calmly. Rory just
glared at her.
*****
Miss Patty left her hiding spot the next aisle over and snuck
out the door, wipping her cell phone out and pressing Babbette's number
on speed dial.
"She's here," Miss Patty said into the phone as she hurried
across the street towards Luke's. "They just got into a rude fight at
Doose's. They're heading to Luke's now, I'm assuming. They're two of
a kind I tell you. If you want to see entertainment, hurry over here
and see for yourself. They look exactly-"
"Miss Patty!" Luke said sternly pointing to the no cell phone
sign behind the counter.
"Just get here now," she said quickly, hanging up the phone. Luke
was shooting her dirty looks. He knew he couldn't stop the gossip, but
he wouldn't tolerate it in his diner. Especially if it was hurtful to
Rory. He knew this whole thing wasn't easy for her.
The bell on the door jingled and in walked the girls. Everyone
stopped to stare at them as Rory lead her sister to the counter, plopping
down on a stool.
"One coffee and a coke," Rory said half hartedly.
"Not a coffee addict Lori?" Luke asked, immediately pouring Rory's
coffee without putting up his usual fight.
"Stains your teeth," she replied, flashing her perfect, white
smile.
Rory sighed. She had about a dozen things to say back to Lori, but
she bit her tongue. Less than an hour together and Rory was already
sick of having to constantly defend herself.
"Where's the Little Girl's Room?" Lori asked.
Luke pointed up the stairs towards his apartment.
"Want me to show you?" Rory offered kindly.
"God, I'm not like, three years old," Lori replied sharply,
tossing her highlighted hair in the way only popular girls do.
Rory put her head down on the counter.
Luke watched Lori climb the stairs, her butterfly thong peeking
way up over her pants.
"Um, can't you ask her to pull up her pants or something?" Luke
asked.
"Tried that years ago," Rory mumbled, her head still resting
on the counter pathetically.
*****
Upstairs, Jess was lying on his bed reading a book, trying to
squeeze as much reading as he could into his fifteen minute break. He
was so caught up in the story, he didn't even look up when Lori walked
into the room, assuming it was Rory.
Lori, however, noticed Jess immediately, liking what she saw.
Bad boy, head to toe, with the exception of the book in his hand. But
she could change that. She smiled to herself, and walked over to the bed
sitting down next to him.
"Hey," he said, sitting up to kiss her, his eyes glued to his
book until the last possible second, trying to finish his paragraph.
But in that fraction of an instant before he closed his eyes and
met her lips, Jess jumped back.
"SHIT!" he yelled loudly, his book flying clear across the room.
"Lori, right? What the hell are you doing up here?"
Rory and Luke burst through the door, responding to the noise
coming from the apartment.
"What the hell's going on up here?" Luke yelled.
"I thought she was Rory!" Jess yelled back, crossing the room
to be by Rory's side.
Rory sighed and looked at her sister. "God Lori. You can't even
keep your hands to yourself for five minutes can you? He's my boyfriend,
Lori. God. I can't believe you."
"Oops," Lori replied, her lips pouty and her eyes trying to catch
Jess' attention. She didn't look the least bit sorry. "Boyfriend? Little
sister, you deserve much more credit than I thought. Quite a step up
from grocer boy there." Lori got off the bed and walked downstairs, leaving
the three staring after her.
"I'm sorry," Jess said.
"Don't be. You didn't do anything. This is good. Now I know I need
to keep her on a leash," Rory said, feeling more like her old, reasonable
self again.
"Make it a short one," Luke said. "And tell her to pull up her
pants!"
***
a/n: that was a little longer right? sorry im so bad at chapter lengths.
chapter five should be up soon! o, and don't forget that pretty purple
button down there. it has your name written all over it. just click for
the special prize!!!!!