Disclaimer: I do not own David Zephyr Gordon ((Hehe, I love his middle name.)) And I do not own the title "My Alien", Simple Plan does.

Gordo's P.O.V

She's real, I know she is. I've seen her. I just wish other people would believe me.

Lizzie thinks I'm crazy, Miranda's thinks I only dream about her, and Tudge, well Tudge thinks that she's real too, but Tudge also thinks that Jar Jar Binks' middle name isn't "Jar" and that Green collared Polo Shirts are in style. Maybe I should re-think this girl, my girl, my alien.

"Gordo where were you yesterday?" Lizzie asked me during lunch one Monday.

"Yeah," Miranda chimed in. "We were supposed to go to the mall to get that new computer game, Alien Invasion.

"I was with her." I simply said.

"Oh no not this mystery girl again!" Lizzie slapped herself in the forehead in dis-belief of my being with my alien. She just doesn't understand.

"And I object to buying that computer game. Aliens do not invade, they come to earth secretly to find humans to question, to be-friend, or to love. Mine has chosen to love me."

"Gordo will you cut it already! There are no such things as aliens!" Miranda yelled.

"Yeah Gordo, I think you should get out a little more, I think you're just imagining her." Lizzie said. The truth was, she wasn't thinking at all.

"Lizzie if you were thinking at all you would consider the fact that my alien is real, as real as this chicken on my tray," Lizzie and Miranda glared at me because this school crap they called food was indeed not real chicken. "Ok bad example. But she's real, I know she is, and I'm going to prove it to you."

I picked up my tray and walked out of the cafeteria to find my alien. She is always in the same place I am. So I decided to wander the school to look for her. I need to prove to Miranda and Lizzie that she is real, the my feelings are real, and that aliens are indeed real.

Ok sorry it's so short but it's just an introductory chapter!! The next one's will be longer I promise, review!!! -Andi