"WHAT?" hysterical laughing could be heard coming from the window Yusuke
opened.
"I think we should go in now. He's been pleading and she's been laughing
for the last five minuets. If we don't now she might kick him out." Kurama
said. "I suppose you're right. Let's go." Koenma said. The group went
off the roof and right through the door not bothering to knock. "See I
told you they were real!" Yusuke shouted at Reioko pointing toward the
group. "Well sure they are real but that doesn't mean anything- oh he's so
cute!! Is he yours?" Reioko said to Botan pointing to Koenma. "That ugly
thing? Hell no! Thank god!" Botan said. "HEY! I am not anybody's kid
even though I am very cute, but I am her boss!" Koenma said madly. Reioko
looked lost. "I don't get it." She said looking to Koenma and then to
Botan.
"Oh crap why does it always come down to this." Koenma said. POOF!
Instead of the toddler a 17 year old looking tall guy with light brown hair
and brown eyes stood. "HOLYSHIT!" Reioko screamed not knowing what the
hell just happened.
"Wow Koenma! Did know that you could turn cool like that." Yusuke said.
"Hey! Like you are the picture of coolness."
"BEEP BEEP BEEP!" Everyone in the room turned to Reioko. She looked like
she'd flipped her fig. "Well that's my alarm! So I'm going to wake up
now!" she said. A moment of silence passed with everyone still staring at
her.
"I SAIIIIDDD NOW I WAKE UP!!!"
"YOU AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING WAKE UP!!"
Kuwabara jumped at the sudden outburst from Hiei. Hiei's face held no
expression. He walked out of the shadowy corner as usual his arms crossed.
"You can't wake up because you are already awake." He said with still no
expression. Something in Reioko's head finally clicked. "You're the guy
who's been stalking me!!" She said pointing at Hiei. Hiei just smirked
and walked back into the shadows. "Are you people really here to kidnap me
or something?" Reioko asked still not comprehending anything they said.
"No we are not here to kidnap you. We are here to ask for your help."
Kurama said. Reioko still wasn't convinced.
"Ok so there has been child of the dark stalking me so you can ask me to
help you with something?" she said sarcastically.
"Exactly." Koenma said. Hiei walk out of the dark corner again. "I am not
a "child of the dark". I just prefer not to be the center of attention."
He said darkly. Reioko laughed some more. "Ok fine. You can tell me what
you need me to "help" with but that doesn't mean I will help. Only if you
tell me who the hell these people are." She finally said after a long
laughing fit.
"Right." Yusuke said. "Obviously you know carrot top over there." Yusuke
said smirking. Kuwabara just glared at Yusuke and Reioko at Kuwabara.
"All to well.." She muttered. Yusuke continued "And over there is Botan
guide to the spirit world." He said pointing toward the blue haired woman.
"Hi there! I'll be the one saving you from all of this testosterone."
Botan said smacking Reioko on the back. "Anyway it's about time we had
some more girl power in this little "group"." She said haughtily.
Yusuke walked over to Kurama. "And this is Kurama. He's a walking text
book." He said. Kurama looked embarrassed. "Nice to see you again and I
wouldn't put it that way Yusuke." Kurama said. Yusuke smiled "Oh yes I
would."
"And three eyes over there is Hiei. You've kinda already met him." Yusuke
said nodding in Hiei's direction. Reioko looked at Yusuke like he had just
ran around naked. "Hate to tell you but the only time I've every seen him
was at the barn and standing over my bed last night." She said.
Yusuke gave Hiei a questioning look. "No actually you do before you were
put in that body.well Koenma told us you were in love."
Hiei's face blushed a deep crimson. He gave Yusuke a look of death.
Yusuke gulped knowing he would get his ass kicked after this. "Yeah well I
think Hiei might tell you about that later." He squeaked out. Reioko
didn't know what to say to that she just stood there staring blankly at
Yusuke. She finally snapped out of zoning. "Three eyes?" she asked. "Oh
yeah! He got the Jagan eye implanted into his forehead. The only one to
ever survive the operation." Yusuke answered like Hiei wasn't even in the
room. "Take of the head band and show her." He said.
"I'd rather not. Thanks for giving her my life bio." The fire demon said
coldly.
"Urameshi you better shut up. You're already in for a big ass whoppin'
after this. Haven't you figured out yet you should shut your big frickin
mouth? God and I thought I was stupid." Kuwabara said all knowingly.
"Yeah right." Was all the more he said on behalf of Hiei. "Well that's
everybody!" Yusuke said. "Sure you're not forgetting anyone Yusuke?"
Koenma stepped in front of him. Yusuke crossed his arms. "Oh yeah you.
This is Koenma the prince of heaven and hell big deal." He said with no
interest. "Better be a big deal." Koenma threatened. "He he yeah
whatever. And then there's always good ole' me!" Yusuke said.
Reioko wasn't quite convinced. "Yeah and let me guess I'm really an evil
demon out to kill you all!!!" Reioko said laughing again.
"Actually apparition is the correct word and you aren't going to kill
anyone for awhile yet." Koenma said. "How about hearing some of your past
life?"
Reioko nodded. Koenma had her interest with past lives. "What the hell is
an apparition?" She asked.
Kuwabara flopped down in the nearest seat saying, "Ok guys take a seat this
may take awhile."
