Mabudachi Trio Prank Files: Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters but Fukuda Yamaguchi , Reiko Soshida and Megumi Kagemura are the creations of my imagination.
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"Heh, heh, heh. Those idiots won't even know what hit 'em.", Fukuda grinned maliciously as he set about putting his plan in order.
A big idiotic-looking-guy holding a transparent nylon string asked Fukuda, " Where should I put these?"
Fukuda pointed to the door, " You see that nail above the door? There. Knot the string there and keep it out of sight. Oh and before I forget...here...tie this to the end of the string. Tightly. Very tightly."
Fukuda opened his hand to reveal...
...a hook. A very shiny metal hook.
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Come on, Gure-san", Ayame said, tugging at Shigure's sleeve, " We're gonna' be late."
Shigure, still ogling at the passing girls, replied, " Hai. Hai. If we're late, Ha-san can just excuse us. All the teachers listen to anything he says anyway, right Ha-san?"
The aforementioned teen didn't even spare them a glance as he entered their classroom.
" I guess not.", Shigure said, a little chagrined.
" Tori-san! Chotto matte! I haven't done my math homework yet! Tasukete!", the silver-haired teen hurriedly ran to the room, catching up with the stoic Hatori.
Shigure, on the other hand, strolled casually towards the room but before he could enter, Reiko Soshida, another classmate of theirs, blocked the doorway.
" Hey, Shigure-kun", Reiko said in a flirtatious manner as she put a hand on Shigure's shoulder, " I was wondering if I could join you at lunch."
Shigure, being the pervert that he is, smiled back, " Well...why----HEY! What'd you do that for?!"
The jock, one of Fukuda's moronic cronies, just grunted and shrugged his way past Shigure and into the room.
" You were blocking the way, Souma. ", a voice from behind Shigure said.
Shigure turned around to see Fukuda standing behind him with a smirk on his face.
" Oh, hello, my beloved ", Shigure said sweetly, " I missed you sooo much. Have you been cheating on me?
Fukuda gave Sgigure a disgusted look, " Get away from my girlfriend, you pervert!"
Reiko smiled secretly at Fukuda then went to her seat.
" What did I hear about cheating? Gure-san, have you betrayed me and preferred that no-good, broom-haired-dolt? ", Ayame said in a mock-hurt voice from across the room.
Shigure flashed a thousand-watt smile, " Of course not, love. I will never betray you. O, Aya!"
"Gure-san! ", Ayame flared up dramatically as he and Shigure flew towards each other.
Awn inch away from each other ---- no. Not the usual 'YOSH!' but an entirely different sound......
........Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppp!
Everyone turned to find...
...Shigure's torn pants hanging by a hook on the door and Shigure, himself, standing beet red in the middle of the classroom.
" Oldest trick in the book... ", Fukuda muttered under his breath, " ...but works every time."
Everyone burst out laughing at the sight of the neon-colored, teddy bear- studded boxers of the tomato once called Shigure Souma.
Hatori raised an eyebrow from the scene. ' This is interesting.'
" Cute boxers, Souma. ", Fukuda said mockingly.
In an instant, Shigure regained his composure, gathered what was left of his, if he ever had any, dignity and said calmly, " You really think so? Gee, thanks so much, Yamaguchi-san. You know how I hate to disappoint."
Everyone (you know who's the exception) smirked at Fukuda. Girls drooled at the boxer-clad troublemaker's feet.
" Ooooohhh...somebody's plan backfired. ", Ayame said in a singsong voice.
" Childish.", Hatori muttered under his breath as he turned back to Ayame's math homework which he ended up doing due to God-knows-what-reason.
Ayame and Shigure flirted outrageously with each other in front of the ever- growing-angry Fukuda.
" Damn you! ", Fukuda aimed a punch at Shigure, thinking that with Hatori at the other end of the room, nobody was going to interfere but their room adviser chose that very moment to enter.
" What is going on here?! ", Megumi Kagemura exclaimed, " Yamguchi-san! Souma-san! Explain!"
Fukuda immediately dropped his fist to his side and Shigure unhooked his pants and sheepishly put them on, though sporting a rather large tear on the behind.
Fortunately, for them anyway, Ayame was in one of his moods, " Well, you see, Megumi-sensei......an alien came through the window and produced a special string and hook then clipped them on Gure-san pants then, I, the mighty prince of this great school, came to save him from the clutches of the broom-haired creature that had the initials: F.Y. stamped on his forehead with special neon paint. I assume that might have been...blah...blah blah blah...blah..."
Throughout the nonsensical ranting, the teacher ahd developed a very bad migraine, which made her eyes go swirly-eyed (you know, like Kenshin's ) and the students looked on at the unstoppable Ayame and Shigure, who nodded after every sentence.
Megumi-sensei looked pleadingly at the only sensible student in her entire class.
The sensible student sighed imperceptibly and said in a low voice, " Damare, Ayame."
The silver-haired teen immediately stopped in mid-sentence, "Hai." Then made his way back to his seat.
The students, amazed at Hatori's ability to control a rabid Ayame, sat down as well.
The relieved teacher sighed but looked sharply at the two retreating figures," Souma-san Yamaguchi-san! I really don't want to know what actually happened but.............for the record...DETENTION!!!"
********** I know, I know. It sucked worse than the first chapter. It was actually supposed to be better and longer but... laziness caught before I could think of protesting. But still, reviews are greatly appreciated. And I mean that. I jump around like mad every time I get a review...well, maybe not. But reviews are really cool. I ask you again to wait a loooooong time for the next chapter.
.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters but Fukuda Yamaguchi , Reiko Soshida and Megumi Kagemura are the creations of my imagination.
***
"Heh, heh, heh. Those idiots won't even know what hit 'em.", Fukuda grinned maliciously as he set about putting his plan in order.
A big idiotic-looking-guy holding a transparent nylon string asked Fukuda, " Where should I put these?"
Fukuda pointed to the door, " You see that nail above the door? There. Knot the string there and keep it out of sight. Oh and before I forget...here...tie this to the end of the string. Tightly. Very tightly."
Fukuda opened his hand to reveal...
...a hook. A very shiny metal hook.
***
Rrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Come on, Gure-san", Ayame said, tugging at Shigure's sleeve, " We're gonna' be late."
Shigure, still ogling at the passing girls, replied, " Hai. Hai. If we're late, Ha-san can just excuse us. All the teachers listen to anything he says anyway, right Ha-san?"
The aforementioned teen didn't even spare them a glance as he entered their classroom.
" I guess not.", Shigure said, a little chagrined.
" Tori-san! Chotto matte! I haven't done my math homework yet! Tasukete!", the silver-haired teen hurriedly ran to the room, catching up with the stoic Hatori.
Shigure, on the other hand, strolled casually towards the room but before he could enter, Reiko Soshida, another classmate of theirs, blocked the doorway.
" Hey, Shigure-kun", Reiko said in a flirtatious manner as she put a hand on Shigure's shoulder, " I was wondering if I could join you at lunch."
Shigure, being the pervert that he is, smiled back, " Well...why----HEY! What'd you do that for?!"
The jock, one of Fukuda's moronic cronies, just grunted and shrugged his way past Shigure and into the room.
" You were blocking the way, Souma. ", a voice from behind Shigure said.
Shigure turned around to see Fukuda standing behind him with a smirk on his face.
" Oh, hello, my beloved ", Shigure said sweetly, " I missed you sooo much. Have you been cheating on me?
Fukuda gave Sgigure a disgusted look, " Get away from my girlfriend, you pervert!"
Reiko smiled secretly at Fukuda then went to her seat.
" What did I hear about cheating? Gure-san, have you betrayed me and preferred that no-good, broom-haired-dolt? ", Ayame said in a mock-hurt voice from across the room.
Shigure flashed a thousand-watt smile, " Of course not, love. I will never betray you. O, Aya!"
"Gure-san! ", Ayame flared up dramatically as he and Shigure flew towards each other.
Awn inch away from each other ---- no. Not the usual 'YOSH!' but an entirely different sound......
........Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppp!
Everyone turned to find...
...Shigure's torn pants hanging by a hook on the door and Shigure, himself, standing beet red in the middle of the classroom.
" Oldest trick in the book... ", Fukuda muttered under his breath, " ...but works every time."
Everyone burst out laughing at the sight of the neon-colored, teddy bear- studded boxers of the tomato once called Shigure Souma.
Hatori raised an eyebrow from the scene. ' This is interesting.'
" Cute boxers, Souma. ", Fukuda said mockingly.
In an instant, Shigure regained his composure, gathered what was left of his, if he ever had any, dignity and said calmly, " You really think so? Gee, thanks so much, Yamaguchi-san. You know how I hate to disappoint."
Everyone (you know who's the exception) smirked at Fukuda. Girls drooled at the boxer-clad troublemaker's feet.
" Ooooohhh...somebody's plan backfired. ", Ayame said in a singsong voice.
" Childish.", Hatori muttered under his breath as he turned back to Ayame's math homework which he ended up doing due to God-knows-what-reason.
Ayame and Shigure flirted outrageously with each other in front of the ever- growing-angry Fukuda.
" Damn you! ", Fukuda aimed a punch at Shigure, thinking that with Hatori at the other end of the room, nobody was going to interfere but their room adviser chose that very moment to enter.
" What is going on here?! ", Megumi Kagemura exclaimed, " Yamguchi-san! Souma-san! Explain!"
Fukuda immediately dropped his fist to his side and Shigure unhooked his pants and sheepishly put them on, though sporting a rather large tear on the behind.
Fortunately, for them anyway, Ayame was in one of his moods, " Well, you see, Megumi-sensei......an alien came through the window and produced a special string and hook then clipped them on Gure-san pants then, I, the mighty prince of this great school, came to save him from the clutches of the broom-haired creature that had the initials: F.Y. stamped on his forehead with special neon paint. I assume that might have been...blah...blah blah blah...blah..."
Throughout the nonsensical ranting, the teacher ahd developed a very bad migraine, which made her eyes go swirly-eyed (you know, like Kenshin's ) and the students looked on at the unstoppable Ayame and Shigure, who nodded after every sentence.
Megumi-sensei looked pleadingly at the only sensible student in her entire class.
The sensible student sighed imperceptibly and said in a low voice, " Damare, Ayame."
The silver-haired teen immediately stopped in mid-sentence, "Hai." Then made his way back to his seat.
The students, amazed at Hatori's ability to control a rabid Ayame, sat down as well.
The relieved teacher sighed but looked sharply at the two retreating figures," Souma-san Yamaguchi-san! I really don't want to know what actually happened but.............for the record...DETENTION!!!"
********** I know, I know. It sucked worse than the first chapter. It was actually supposed to be better and longer but... laziness caught before I could think of protesting. But still, reviews are greatly appreciated. And I mean that. I jump around like mad every time I get a review...well, maybe not. But reviews are really cool. I ask you again to wait a loooooong time for the next chapter.
.