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Chapter two: school pairs

Lizzie arrived at her locker at 8:15 with only ten minutes to her first class. Miranda starts hastlin her about her outfit and how great she looks and gordo talks about how he is researching for info on hackie sack as a competition. Lizzie rolls her eyes and Gordo lanches into this conversation about how she should be more appreciative to having him as a friend, blah, blah, blah…..

Animanted Lizzie: There is diffidently only one Gordo in this world…

Miranda: Gordo….come on we totally apreciate you its just that well hackie-sack as a sport?? Whos a famous hackie-sacker??

Gordo glances over at Lizzie for support while she is rushing to grab books out of her locker without knocking down a whole shelf….. Gordo starts lookin more helpless.

Lizzie: I am going to have to go with Miranda on this one gordo. I mean seriously, go with the facts. I am so happy home ec. is next!! There is nothing ever pressuring in that class. I mean we learn how to sew and cook wile operating a family. Just fake it out and you've gt an easy A.

Miranda: what are you so stressed out about lizzie?? You are right home ec. Is easy, you look great, and I hear we might have a sub…mrs.stimple broke her big toe cheering for her husband at his baseball game.

Gordo: oww that must of hurt!! Maybe we will get Miss Rosemary, the school aid who never talks to kids who she thinks wont participate in class lextures. Or maybe well get Mr. Adams, he only yells at kids who are tall and believes that all who are short are wise on their own and don't need to be taght.

Miranda: Yeah, but the scary thing is, is that he is 7'1. I hope we get Mr. Lenre. He hands out sodas if you Can answer a math equasion in science class!!!

Lizzie is first in the class and she turns around and glares at Miranda and gordo. Then she takes her hand and covers her face….that is when gordo knewsomething was wrong.

Lizzie: what sub do you know that always takes whatever we are leanring about and reverses it??

MR. DIGG…..wahhhhhhh

Mr. Digg: Everyone please take your seats and prepare for and educational experience with a new project!!

The Class: UGGGHHHHHhhh

Mr: Digg: I am going to pair you up into couple and you will raise an egg together!!!wait..don't tell me how excited you are yet!! I am going to grade you on how well you and your couple get along and how well you can raise your child in two different homes. So, doesn't it sound fun???

Kate: As long as I marry Ethan then this project will be fine with me…..

Mr. Digg: Larry-Miranda, Kate-Gordo, Anthony-Jenny and ohh Lizzie-Ethan…

Lizzie:EEEEEEE!!!!!

Lizzie jumped up from her seat and started to gloat but then as the class started to stare she quickly sat **me **me no own you no sue**

down. Mr. Digg gave them there egg and gave the couples each a place to sit and talk. Lizzie and Ethans was in the back of the class at the table.

Lizzie: So E-E-Ethan what should you no-o we name our umm umm egg??

Ethan: I like eggs

Lizzie: Yah, didn't you hear Mr. Digg talking about our project??

Ethan: Yah…umm I think we should name it lily because eggs are like flowers…..

Lizzie: ok….that's good, I guess.

The conversation continued on like that…..helpless, but lizzie was not going to tell that to Miranda and gordo. She was the only one who knew that she could turn the relationship around and that was what she planned to due…..Lizzie met Mirnada at her locker and started to tell her about how much she loved the project……

Lizzie: Heyy Miranda

Miranda: Heyy (in an upset tone)

Lizzie: whats the matter???

Miranda: Larry-Miranda, Miranda-Larry, Landa-Mirly….. However you put it eww!!!!

Lizze: Heyy sorry, I didn't pick the partners. But I love my parner!!! Me and Ethan Caft….I luv this project… who did you leav your egg with??

Gordo walks up and butts in…..

Gordo: I took it because can you trus Kate with and egg where half of its mine???

Lizzie: probably not. How bout you Miranda??

Miranda: don't know, don't care…I left it with larry…..

The day continuead this way….boring and confusing… at lunch it was even worse!!!

Miranda: ooo theres a table way over there lets go grab it!!!

Lizzie: yes!!! Sweet move Miranda. This is one of the few days we sit off of the ground. Yes, even better. I have pasta with red sauce in a nice worm container.

Kate and her posie walks up with a weird face.

Kate: Just because you got Ethan does not mean that you are going to take him over. Your project will be a failure and you know it so just get over your lucky 3 minutes……oo times up its over.

They fling there hair and turn around. But, after years of kate Lizzie know how to handle it and she is ready for action.

Animated Lizzie: Did you just hear her talk to me like that??? There she goes!!!!!!

Lizzie: Well at least I didn't get stuck with Gordo. Im sure that relationship is goin great!! O and don't

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bother sending me an invattion to the wedding. I woudnt want to come anyway!!!

Kate and her possie walk away. The rest of there lunch is silent. Nobody has anything good to say. Gordo feels a little upset with lizzie so he gets up and stalks away. Lizzie hopes she can talk to him on the bus!!!

Animated Lizzie: I didn't mean what I said so why do I feel like I did??

On the walk out to the bus lizzie stops gordo in the hall and pulls him aside.

Gordo: come on im gonna miss the bus….

Lizzie: I didn't mean what I said. I was just so mad at kate I didn't know what to say and it all came out. Im sure you wont but If you did I would surely come to your wedding.

Gordo: its ok I forgive you, you no it just hur that's all….

Lizzie and Gordo hug while Miranda walks into the scene and tottall y gets the wrong idea.

Miranda: What are you two doing?? Agghh omg are you two like- behnd my back?? Whart what happended?? What did I miss?? Omg I can believe you two…you ehh!!!

Miranda stood still in astonishment…lizzie and gordo quickly let go….

Lizze: eww no!!

Gordo: No..

Lizzie: I was just saying sorry and he forgave me so we were just uggin because we were so happy to be friends again!!!

Kate walks up with Claire….

Kate: owww you two would be such a cute couple and lizzie, ill stand back and let you have him and im sure you wont mind if I just slip that silly old ethan out of your reach……permanently!!!

Claire: Live and learn!!!!