Chap. 3. In which they go ahead with their plan

Sirius: Here she comes, quick, change.

*Pop! ice is now a small ice cube*

Remus: Get friendly with her, get into a position where you can slip ice into her pocket.

*James does so. At least partly.*

Lily: Get AWAY from me! Ergh!

Sirius: Like ice said, productive...

Remus: Let me try.

*Remus succeeds with the plan.*

James: All we have to do is wait until ice comes down after he reads her diary.

*TIME PASSES*

Now in the dorm:

*ice squirms out of her pants pocket and pop!s back into human form*

ice: Alright, now to find her diary.

*He quickly locates it in her pile-o-stuff*

*He opens it*

Diary: Please state your name for voice-pattern recognition.

ice (thinking): iI didn't realize a Muggle security system worked here./i

ice: Uh..Lily?

Diary: Incorrect.Please try again.

ice: Lily.

Diary: You have one chance. Please try again.

ice: Lily.

Diary: Incorrect. You have used up all of your chances.

*The diary squirts a rather nasty acid in ice's face*

ice (thinking): iMust...not...wake...up...Lily.../i

*ice manages to change back into an ice cube and slide down the stairs*

In the common room:

Remus: D'you think he read it yet?

Sirius: I think...here he comes...*snooze mode*

James: What did she write?

Remus: Give him a chance to change back!

*Pop!*

ice: bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!/b

Sirus (who has woken up from the screaming): What, did she have any anti-us charms?

ice: Quick, give me something, anything!

*James, grinning evilly, hands him a rather large bottle of Skele-Gro*

*ice gets it down in one gulp*

ice: bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS EVEN MORE!!!!/b

Sirius: Fine, I'll do a quick little charm. iLocomotor mortis!/i

*ice goes rigid and keels over*

Remus: OK, that's enough for one night...we'll revive him at breakfast tomorrow. Maybe. *evil grin*