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"B-but Kagome!" Inuyasha studdered. Kagome just grinned evily.
"Yaaahhhhh!" Kagome shouted. She pulled something out from behind her back.
"Noooo!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Yes!" Kagome said. "The Frying Pan Of DOOM! (thunder and lighting)" Inuyasha screamed and tried to run away, but that wasn't any good. He was too fat to move. Kagome took this oppertunity to whack him with The Frying Pan Of DOOM! (thunder and lighting) She whacked him on the head.
"Yeeeooow!" He shouted. Kagome jumped onto his fat belly, ready for another whack, but she bounced off.
"Hey!" she shouted, confused. Then some little green guy appeared with long green ears. Kagome bent down to hear what he was saying.
"Remember. Use the force." he said.
"Yoda?" Kagome asked. He shook his head.
"No. Accually, I'm your laywer. Have you been in any carwrecks recently that were caused by the carelessness of another driver? If so, then just call the number on the screen." he said.
"What number?" Kagome asked. Laywer-Yoda pointed to the screen.
"Don't you see it?" he asked. Kagome shook her head. "Nevermind." he said, and disapeared. Then some dude carrying a cell phone said:
"Can you hear me now?" Kagome did the peace sign. "Good." he said.
"Kago-....." Inuyasha couldn't finish. He returned to normall size. But something came out of his belly... A mini Inuyasha! Inuyasha put his pinky to his mouth. "Hah! With Mini-Inu by my side, I can rule the world and use a giant "laser" to destroy the main villages of the world!" he said. Kagome looked at him.
"Not if I use my Female Mojo, baby." she said, taking a karate stance. Inuyasha looked partly amused.
"Mini-Inu, sick 'er!" he odered.
"Eeeeeeeeee!" He shouted, and ran after Kagome.
"Judo Chop!" she shouted and karate chopped Mini-Inu. "Judo Kick!" she said and karate kicked Mini-Inu. "Ha! Take that!" she said.
"Hmm. Mini-Inu. Return to me!" Inuyasha said. "I'll spare earth if you give me... 200 Million dollars!" he said, grinning. Kagome resisted laughing. But it was hard not to. "What? What's so funny?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome watches Mini-Inu vanish. "Hasta-la-vista, baby." Inuyasha said and ran super fast in direction of the well. Kagome grinned. She began to start singing.
"You know it makes me wanna SIT! Throw my hands up and SIT! Turn round and round. SIT! Oh yeah!" Inuyasha begn slamming to the ground. Kagome stopped and walked over to him. "Hello. Good bye. I feel better." and with that, She walked off, leaving Inuyasha squished to the ground.
"B-but Kagome!" Inuyasha studdered. Kagome just grinned evily.
"Yaaahhhhh!" Kagome shouted. She pulled something out from behind her back.
"Noooo!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Yes!" Kagome said. "The Frying Pan Of DOOM! (thunder and lighting)" Inuyasha screamed and tried to run away, but that wasn't any good. He was too fat to move. Kagome took this oppertunity to whack him with The Frying Pan Of DOOM! (thunder and lighting) She whacked him on the head.
"Yeeeooow!" He shouted. Kagome jumped onto his fat belly, ready for another whack, but she bounced off.
"Hey!" she shouted, confused. Then some little green guy appeared with long green ears. Kagome bent down to hear what he was saying.
"Remember. Use the force." he said.
"Yoda?" Kagome asked. He shook his head.
"No. Accually, I'm your laywer. Have you been in any carwrecks recently that were caused by the carelessness of another driver? If so, then just call the number on the screen." he said.
"What number?" Kagome asked. Laywer-Yoda pointed to the screen.
"Don't you see it?" he asked. Kagome shook her head. "Nevermind." he said, and disapeared. Then some dude carrying a cell phone said:
"Can you hear me now?" Kagome did the peace sign. "Good." he said.
"Kago-....." Inuyasha couldn't finish. He returned to normall size. But something came out of his belly... A mini Inuyasha! Inuyasha put his pinky to his mouth. "Hah! With Mini-Inu by my side, I can rule the world and use a giant "laser" to destroy the main villages of the world!" he said. Kagome looked at him.
"Not if I use my Female Mojo, baby." she said, taking a karate stance. Inuyasha looked partly amused.
"Mini-Inu, sick 'er!" he odered.
"Eeeeeeeeee!" He shouted, and ran after Kagome.
"Judo Chop!" she shouted and karate chopped Mini-Inu. "Judo Kick!" she said and karate kicked Mini-Inu. "Ha! Take that!" she said.
"Hmm. Mini-Inu. Return to me!" Inuyasha said. "I'll spare earth if you give me... 200 Million dollars!" he said, grinning. Kagome resisted laughing. But it was hard not to. "What? What's so funny?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome watches Mini-Inu vanish. "Hasta-la-vista, baby." Inuyasha said and ran super fast in direction of the well. Kagome grinned. She began to start singing.
"You know it makes me wanna SIT! Throw my hands up and SIT! Turn round and round. SIT! Oh yeah!" Inuyasha begn slamming to the ground. Kagome stopped and walked over to him. "Hello. Good bye. I feel better." and with that, She walked off, leaving Inuyasha squished to the ground.