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Chapter 2
"Hell. This is going to be hell. I tell you.." Machi murmured under her breath, her fists clenching
Kurapika smiled, Machi never liked traveling. He almost felt sorry for her, but also a little relieved that he was not the only one refusing to go.
He cleared his throat, "So. How come you didn't turn Gon down. You're good at turning people down, so why didn't you do it this time?" Kurapika said, trying to stop Machi from her constant muttering.
Machi stared at Kurapika for a while. She must have been spacing out, "What?"
"I said, why didn't you turn Gon down." Kurapika repeated, a little annoyed
Machi cocked an eyebrow, "Do you wanna know?" she said, putting her hands on her waist
Kurapika half smiled and shook his head, "Tell me. Gon gave you his ever famous pout didn't he?"
"YES! YES HE DID!!!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!! WHEN IS HE GOING TO STOP THAT ANYWAY!" Machi suddenly screamed as she threw her hands back out of frustration.
Kurapika smiled, that was the first time he saw Machi in a sudden burst- out.
Machi stopped suddenly, "Here we are."
Kurapika stopped, he looked straight forward and saw a large moss green van and his friends outside it.
Killua and Gon were talking to each other, the subject must have been funny, because they were laughing. Leorio was just quietly leaning on the van. Hisoka was playing cards with Neon. Kuroro was reading a book and Pakunoda was staring quietly at the sky.
"So, are you ready to go?" Kurapika asked them. They all looked at his direction
"No..." They all said in unison
"Eh?" Kurapika uttered in confusion, "But we're all here!"
"You wanna know why?? Because that STUPID, SHORT-TERMED MEMORY GIRL IS COMING WITH US!! WHY? BECAUSE SUNSHINE BOY INVITED HER!" Leorio suddenly shouted
Gon scratched his head, "Her name is Shizuku, Leorio! Plus, she's nice and cool so I decided to invite her!"
"Oh yeah! So where is she now, sunshine boy? I bet she forgot that we invited her!" Leorio answered him angrily
Kurapika slightly agreed with Leorio, that Shizuku girl was pretty spaced- out very often, but he decided that it would be bad if Leorio and Gon will fight, "Guys, stop fighting!! Let's just wait for her!! Maybe she'll be coming in a few minutes!"
Leorio sighed and shrugged, "Ok, ok, we'll wait!"
"Yeah, she'll be here in a minute!" Gon answered
~3 hours later~
"OK!!!!!! WHERE IS SHE NOW?!!!!! GOD, WHY DID I INVITE HER!! SHE'S SO STUPID!!" it was Gon's turn to shout now
Everybody stared at Gon's sudden outburst. Gon shouting in frustration... That was just weird
Leorio smiled and patted Gon's back, "That'my boy!"
"HEY!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY I'M LATE!!!!!!!!!!" A girly voice suddenly bursted out
A girl with short raven hair and glasses ran towards them, "I'm -uhhh- sorry- I- *inhales* forgot!" she said while gasping for air
"Oh.... Ok!!" Gon returned to his cheery personality
Nobody said anything, they just stared at the girl, who was still panting
Kuroro cut his attention away from the book he was reading and smiled, "So.. Is everybody ready? Can we go now? I'll drive..."
Everybody stopped staring at Shizuku and stared to stare at Kuroro and nodded.
They got in the van and Kuroro started the engine, "Here we go!!" he stated
"WAIT!!" Killua suddenly shouted
"WHATTISITNOW!!!" Leorio rubbed his face roughly in frustration, he just wanted to get out of this place..... Now.
"Dude, I gotta piss!"
Everybody sighed as Killua got out of the van. Kurapika rested his forehead on his hand and shook his head, Machi was right.... This is going to be hell.
~Somewhere near the van~
Somewhere near the van Kurapika and the others where in, there were other people watching them.
"Mom, are you sure this is Ok?" a man with long black hair and wide eyes (very wide eyes) asked a woman with a rather old-fashioned dress and face covered in bandages
"Of course it is!!!! I just want to spy on my little baby!" The woman replied
The man already wide eyes widened, "Why can't we just let him be!! I mean he is already a teenager!!"
The woman hit the other man's head with her fan in annoyance, "Kuso! What did you just say?!?!"
"I said, I love you, mommy.." The man answered
"That's nice... Now where are your siblings? And your father!"
"Uhhhhh.... Mom, I think we got a problem here..." The young man stated looking at something
The woman followed the direction of her son's BIG eyes and to her shock, she found her husband running around, shouting because of a giant monkey following him... Trying to eat his arm
"Ohmigod!!! Silva!!!!!" The woman shouted as she picked up the scattered fingers of her husband.
~In some cornfield~
"Yarel, why did we have to land here!!" A petite asian girl shouted at the pleasantly plump one
"Because we are the aliens of the planet huhuhahakukakukakukaku!! And according to our mistress Buchog, it is our tradition to land in a farm or in a cornfield!" The so-called alien, Yarel explained
"Uhmmmm... Yarel, Tali, Ricca. My butt hurts.." A rather young-looking asian girl informed them
"Yeah, whatever." Ricca, the freaky one, answered
"Uhhhh... Why are we here anyway!?" Tali asked frustratedly
"Well... Queen Buchog told us that our mission this time is ruin someone's vacation.. And the lucky ones are..." Yarel took some time as she read a piece of paper, "Kurapika's gang."
The three other girls shrugged indifferently, "Kurapika's gang it is.."
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A/N: What will happen to Kurapika's gang ?
They will have to wait for another day to go because Killua fell asleep on the toilet
The giant monkey will eat them
They'll go to... Uhhh... the beach
They'll stop in a rest stop in 10 min. because Killua needs to piss
What will happen to the Zaoldyeck family?
They'll continue to spy on their son, even if Silva's arm is missing
They'll all be eaten by the giant monkey
What will happen to the 4 aliens?
They'll try to ruin Kurapika's vacation
They'll be eaten by the giant monkey
They'll just pig-out in McDonalds
I decided to make it a slight romance/humor fic...... Can you help me with the pairings? Oh yeah, review and I'll give you a Holy Cookie o' Choc'late!! *holy music*
Chapter 2
"Hell. This is going to be hell. I tell you.." Machi murmured under her breath, her fists clenching
Kurapika smiled, Machi never liked traveling. He almost felt sorry for her, but also a little relieved that he was not the only one refusing to go.
He cleared his throat, "So. How come you didn't turn Gon down. You're good at turning people down, so why didn't you do it this time?" Kurapika said, trying to stop Machi from her constant muttering.
Machi stared at Kurapika for a while. She must have been spacing out, "What?"
"I said, why didn't you turn Gon down." Kurapika repeated, a little annoyed
Machi cocked an eyebrow, "Do you wanna know?" she said, putting her hands on her waist
Kurapika half smiled and shook his head, "Tell me. Gon gave you his ever famous pout didn't he?"
"YES! YES HE DID!!!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!! WHEN IS HE GOING TO STOP THAT ANYWAY!" Machi suddenly screamed as she threw her hands back out of frustration.
Kurapika smiled, that was the first time he saw Machi in a sudden burst- out.
Machi stopped suddenly, "Here we are."
Kurapika stopped, he looked straight forward and saw a large moss green van and his friends outside it.
Killua and Gon were talking to each other, the subject must have been funny, because they were laughing. Leorio was just quietly leaning on the van. Hisoka was playing cards with Neon. Kuroro was reading a book and Pakunoda was staring quietly at the sky.
"So, are you ready to go?" Kurapika asked them. They all looked at his direction
"No..." They all said in unison
"Eh?" Kurapika uttered in confusion, "But we're all here!"
"You wanna know why?? Because that STUPID, SHORT-TERMED MEMORY GIRL IS COMING WITH US!! WHY? BECAUSE SUNSHINE BOY INVITED HER!" Leorio suddenly shouted
Gon scratched his head, "Her name is Shizuku, Leorio! Plus, she's nice and cool so I decided to invite her!"
"Oh yeah! So where is she now, sunshine boy? I bet she forgot that we invited her!" Leorio answered him angrily
Kurapika slightly agreed with Leorio, that Shizuku girl was pretty spaced- out very often, but he decided that it would be bad if Leorio and Gon will fight, "Guys, stop fighting!! Let's just wait for her!! Maybe she'll be coming in a few minutes!"
Leorio sighed and shrugged, "Ok, ok, we'll wait!"
"Yeah, she'll be here in a minute!" Gon answered
~3 hours later~
"OK!!!!!! WHERE IS SHE NOW?!!!!! GOD, WHY DID I INVITE HER!! SHE'S SO STUPID!!" it was Gon's turn to shout now
Everybody stared at Gon's sudden outburst. Gon shouting in frustration... That was just weird
Leorio smiled and patted Gon's back, "That'my boy!"
"HEY!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY I'M LATE!!!!!!!!!!" A girly voice suddenly bursted out
A girl with short raven hair and glasses ran towards them, "I'm -uhhh- sorry- I- *inhales* forgot!" she said while gasping for air
"Oh.... Ok!!" Gon returned to his cheery personality
Nobody said anything, they just stared at the girl, who was still panting
Kuroro cut his attention away from the book he was reading and smiled, "So.. Is everybody ready? Can we go now? I'll drive..."
Everybody stopped staring at Shizuku and stared to stare at Kuroro and nodded.
They got in the van and Kuroro started the engine, "Here we go!!" he stated
"WAIT!!" Killua suddenly shouted
"WHATTISITNOW!!!" Leorio rubbed his face roughly in frustration, he just wanted to get out of this place..... Now.
"Dude, I gotta piss!"
Everybody sighed as Killua got out of the van. Kurapika rested his forehead on his hand and shook his head, Machi was right.... This is going to be hell.
~Somewhere near the van~
Somewhere near the van Kurapika and the others where in, there were other people watching them.
"Mom, are you sure this is Ok?" a man with long black hair and wide eyes (very wide eyes) asked a woman with a rather old-fashioned dress and face covered in bandages
"Of course it is!!!! I just want to spy on my little baby!" The woman replied
The man already wide eyes widened, "Why can't we just let him be!! I mean he is already a teenager!!"
The woman hit the other man's head with her fan in annoyance, "Kuso! What did you just say?!?!"
"I said, I love you, mommy.." The man answered
"That's nice... Now where are your siblings? And your father!"
"Uhhhhh.... Mom, I think we got a problem here..." The young man stated looking at something
The woman followed the direction of her son's BIG eyes and to her shock, she found her husband running around, shouting because of a giant monkey following him... Trying to eat his arm
"Ohmigod!!! Silva!!!!!" The woman shouted as she picked up the scattered fingers of her husband.
~In some cornfield~
"Yarel, why did we have to land here!!" A petite asian girl shouted at the pleasantly plump one
"Because we are the aliens of the planet huhuhahakukakukakukaku!! And according to our mistress Buchog, it is our tradition to land in a farm or in a cornfield!" The so-called alien, Yarel explained
"Uhmmmm... Yarel, Tali, Ricca. My butt hurts.." A rather young-looking asian girl informed them
"Yeah, whatever." Ricca, the freaky one, answered
"Uhhhh... Why are we here anyway!?" Tali asked frustratedly
"Well... Queen Buchog told us that our mission this time is ruin someone's vacation.. And the lucky ones are..." Yarel took some time as she read a piece of paper, "Kurapika's gang."
The three other girls shrugged indifferently, "Kurapika's gang it is.."
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A/N: What will happen to Kurapika's gang ?
They will have to wait for another day to go because Killua fell asleep on the toilet
The giant monkey will eat them
They'll go to... Uhhh... the beach
They'll stop in a rest stop in 10 min. because Killua needs to piss
What will happen to the Zaoldyeck family?
They'll continue to spy on their son, even if Silva's arm is missing
They'll all be eaten by the giant monkey
What will happen to the 4 aliens?
They'll try to ruin Kurapika's vacation
They'll be eaten by the giant monkey
They'll just pig-out in McDonalds
I decided to make it a slight romance/humor fic...... Can you help me with the pairings? Oh yeah, review and I'll give you a Holy Cookie o' Choc'late!! *holy music*