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Road to Hell
"What the hell!!!!!! We've been sitting here for at least an hour now!! What is taking albino boy so long!!!!??" Leorio almost stood up from his seat, his breathing ragged.
"I don't know... Maybe we should look for him." Kurapika suggested.
Neon rolled her eyes, "Or maybe we should just leave him!!"
"I'm serious!! Maybe we should really look for him!! I mean who would stay in a bathroom for an hour?" Kurapika informed them, slightly shrugging.
"Do you think he's constipated? Maybe he is!! It always takes me long *ahem* when I'm constipated!" Shizuku told them without thinking. The others stared at her in disgust.
Kurapika's ye twitched, "Uhhh... That's nice!! Now, let's go find Killua!!"
Everyone agreed and got out of the van.
________________ Near the van_________________________________
"Hey!! What are they doing? I can't see!" Silva growled as he pushed the bushes in front of his face away, to give him a better view.
"Dad, your arm... er... stick is poking my eye!" Illumi complained, shoving the stick away.
"Hey!! You threw my stick away!" Silva complained as he moved to the road to pick his stick. The others looked at the weird sight of Silva sticking the stick back his upper arm to replace his lower arm, which was eaten by a random giant monkey.
"Aaaahhh!! That's much better!" He said, wiggling his arm.
"Er........ Dad, better hurry up... You are in the middle of the road!" Karuto, a girl with cat-like eyes, black hair and very white skin told her father
"Yeah, yeah whatever!" Silva answered waving his stick-arm, he started to walk towards his family but then... He looked down the ground... DUN DUN DUN.
"Oooooohh!!!!! Look! A doughnut!" He stated as he ate the half eaten doughnut on the ground.
"Uhhh.. Dad.." Milluki- the FAT one- started to say
"Shut up fatboy, I'M BUSY!" Silva interrupted him while finishing the doughnut.
"OHMIGOD!! SILVA!! THERE'S A TRUUUCK-CK-CK-CK!" Silva's wife stammered
Confused, Silva turned around.
*BEEP BEEP*
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silva let out a girly shriek as he scrambled to the other side.
"Oooh! Shut up fatboy, I'M BUSY!" Milluki mimicked his father while laughing. The others joined as well.
Silva ignored his son as he continued to kiss the ground. Thanking God for saving his life.
_________________ Back to Kurapika and the gang_____________________________
"Aaaaacckkkkkkkk!!!!!!! GETAWAYFROMMEYOUSTUPIDMONKEY!"
"Whatwasthat??" Gon asked them, as he looked around.
"It's coming from the bathroom!!!" Kurapika informed them and they started to run towards the so-called room.
"HHEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!!" Killua cried as the giant monkey started to chew his foot.
"Killua! The monkey is eating your foot! That's so cool! Guys, imagine Killua with a stick replacing his foot!!! Isn't that cool!?" Shizuku exclaimed with utter happiness.
The others just stared at the optimistic.... Stupid, but optimistic Shizuku.
"GUYS!!!!! HELLPPP!!! AHHH!!! IT'S BLEEDING!" Killua shouted, scratching the floor.
"Dude! Use your nen!" Pakunoda sighed in disbelief... This was very pathetic.
"Huh?" Killua's tear stained face looked at Pakunoda, "Oh yeah!"
Killua started to concentrate.. *Nen nenny nenny thingy majigerie!!!!*
He started to look at his foot, just to check if something changed..But nothing did, the monkey was still chewing his foot in an enjoyed manner.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! It's not working!!!" Killua started to reach his hand out to Gon.
Without thinking, Leorio put up some kung-fu moves, thinking that it might scare the monkey away, "WATTAA!!!!!! KWATATATATATATA!!!!! WAHKAAA!!" he started to yell.
The monkey -thankfully- stopped chewing Killua's foot and stared at Leorio.
"I'm so like a genius! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Leorio's laugh turned out to a loud scream as the monkey started to chew HIS arm.
"AHH! GETTIMMAWAY!!! GETTIMAWAY!!!" Leorio started to frantically shout, running around everywhere.
The weirdness suddenly stopped when Leorio accidentally bonked the monkey on the head.. And surprisingly, it fainted.
"Oooookkkayyyy.. Who wants to get out of here?" Machi asked them while staring at the KO'd monkey. Everyone raised their hand and they started to move out of the bathroom, leaving Hisoka.
"Hisoka?! C'mon, lets go!" Machi signaled to him as she followed her friends.
When Hisoka was alone. He started to laugh evilly... Throatily... Cruelly.
(A/N: What is he up to? Dun Dun Dun! Find out at the end of the chappie)
_______________ At some cornfield________________________________________
"Okay... So how are we gonna get out?" Asked Ricca.
Yarel smiled and just shrugged, "Queen Buchog is so gonna be proud at us!!" she sighed dreamily.
Talissa grabbed Yarel's shoulders and slapped her furiously, "Dude! Forget about the mission! How are we gonna accomplish it if we can't even get out of this place!"
Yarel smiled, " Okay! Lets imagine you in a coma! It's fun!"
Talissa cocked an eyebrow, "Huh? What the hell? Yarel!! Will you act normal please!"
"Guys! Look at Vivi!" Ricca interrupted them and pointed at the youngest alien.
The others stared at disbelief when they saw their youngest sister eat the corn thingies. The sisters smiled, they had a plan.
"Okay! Help Vivi eat the corn!!" Talissa shouted as the others joined Vivi with her eating.
~1 hour later~
"I'm sooooo full!!" Ricca burped while rubbing her bloated tummy.
"What the hell!! Where's my corn!???? What did you do!!?" A random farmer suddenly screamed, pointing crazily at the aliens.
"Go to hell, loser.." Yarel glared at the man
The farmer glared back, then started to cry, "So I'm the one going to hell! You're the one who ate my crops!! You even ate the roots! I'm calling the police!!"
"What the.. Yarel!!!!" Talissa slapped Yarel's arm furiously.
"Guys!! I think we have to get out of here!!" Ricca started to panic when she saw a police approaching them.
"I agree with you." Talissa glared at Yarel one last time before getting to her feet and started running. Yarel and Ricca followed her.
"Wait!!!! Where's Vivi!?" Talissa suddenly stopped, she turned around and saw the police man dragging Vivi to a car.
The aliens gasped, "VIVIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shrugs* Oh well."
________________ Back to Hisoka___________________________________________
Hisoka kept laughing... laughing.... laughing.. and laughing.
~10 minutes later~
"Hisoka!! We're going!" Machi tugged Hisoka's shirt impatiently.
Hisoka smiled impishly. "Coming my sweet!"
Machi started to walk. "Don't call me that.. And oh yeah. Why were you laughing?"
Hisoka thought for a moment then shrugged, "I don't know.. I just felt like it. Now come with me, my sweet!"
"I said, don't call me that!" Machi rolled her eyes.
Hisoka just shrugged and watched Machi walk away. He-then- decided to follow her.
~
"So where do you wanna go?" Kuroro asked them as soon as they got in the van.
"Let's go eat somewhere!" Killua suggested, grinning widely.
"Ok, where?" Kuroro smiled.
"Kenny Rogers!" Killua answered, licking his lips.
"WHAT?! Dude, that's thirty miles away!" Kuroro cocked an eyebrow.
"What?? We're in a road trip aren't we?" Killua defended.
"Oh yeah... Oh well.. Okay." Kuroro muttered under his breath as he started the engine.
____________ To the Zaoldyeck family_______________________________
"Oooohhh! Look! The car's starting!" Silva pointed.
"Can I spy on Hisoka, please!" Illumi asked for permission.
"Uhh... Sure." Kikyou eyed her son suspiciously, "Son, are you gay? Don't get me wrong. But you always seem to be interested in Hisoka, plus.. I found a picture of him in your room."
Illumi looked shocked, "You sneaked in my ROOM?!"
"Now, now!! Calm down!! Kikyou... How many times have I told you, not to bother our offspring! And Illumi, don't worry, we don't care who you like or what gender he is!! We respect you as who you are! Blah blah blah, yaddah yaddah yaddah!" Silva started to explain as everybody stared at him, eyes twitching.
"Stop that already! They're moving now!" Karuto interrupted them.
Everybody nodded as they got inside their own van and started to follow the other one.
_____________Back inside the van________________________________________
Leorio looked around, there was Kurapika sitting between Kuroro and Killua. Hisoka was sitting beside Machi. Killua was talking to Gon, who was beside him. Pakunoda was talking to Kuroro who was in front of her. Neon was shouting at Kurapika.
He sighed, everybody seemed to have partners, exempt for him and Shizuku.
"So Shizuku, talk about something! You haven't talked for a while!" Gon smiled at the girl.
Leorio sighed.. Even Shizuku had someone to talk to. He felt somehow left- out and lonely, and then he read a billboard sign.
'Feitan's Dating Agency!! If you want a date!! Come to Feitan and he'll find you one!'
Leorio read the address of the office, and suddenly, he found himself smiling. *holy music*
"Uhh.. Kuroro... I gotta piss." Killua suddenly blurted out
________________Back to the 4.. er..3 sisters___________________________
"Hey Talissa." Ricca called her elder sister.
"Yup."
"Where's our giant monkey?"
*End of Chapter*
Road to Hell
"What the hell!!!!!! We've been sitting here for at least an hour now!! What is taking albino boy so long!!!!??" Leorio almost stood up from his seat, his breathing ragged.
"I don't know... Maybe we should look for him." Kurapika suggested.
Neon rolled her eyes, "Or maybe we should just leave him!!"
"I'm serious!! Maybe we should really look for him!! I mean who would stay in a bathroom for an hour?" Kurapika informed them, slightly shrugging.
"Do you think he's constipated? Maybe he is!! It always takes me long *ahem* when I'm constipated!" Shizuku told them without thinking. The others stared at her in disgust.
Kurapika's ye twitched, "Uhhh... That's nice!! Now, let's go find Killua!!"
Everyone agreed and got out of the van.
________________ Near the van_________________________________
"Hey!! What are they doing? I can't see!" Silva growled as he pushed the bushes in front of his face away, to give him a better view.
"Dad, your arm... er... stick is poking my eye!" Illumi complained, shoving the stick away.
"Hey!! You threw my stick away!" Silva complained as he moved to the road to pick his stick. The others looked at the weird sight of Silva sticking the stick back his upper arm to replace his lower arm, which was eaten by a random giant monkey.
"Aaaahhh!! That's much better!" He said, wiggling his arm.
"Er........ Dad, better hurry up... You are in the middle of the road!" Karuto, a girl with cat-like eyes, black hair and very white skin told her father
"Yeah, yeah whatever!" Silva answered waving his stick-arm, he started to walk towards his family but then... He looked down the ground... DUN DUN DUN.
"Oooooohh!!!!! Look! A doughnut!" He stated as he ate the half eaten doughnut on the ground.
"Uhhh.. Dad.." Milluki- the FAT one- started to say
"Shut up fatboy, I'M BUSY!" Silva interrupted him while finishing the doughnut.
"OHMIGOD!! SILVA!! THERE'S A TRUUUCK-CK-CK-CK!" Silva's wife stammered
Confused, Silva turned around.
*BEEP BEEP*
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silva let out a girly shriek as he scrambled to the other side.
"Oooh! Shut up fatboy, I'M BUSY!" Milluki mimicked his father while laughing. The others joined as well.
Silva ignored his son as he continued to kiss the ground. Thanking God for saving his life.
_________________ Back to Kurapika and the gang_____________________________
"Aaaaacckkkkkkkk!!!!!!! GETAWAYFROMMEYOUSTUPIDMONKEY!"
"Whatwasthat??" Gon asked them, as he looked around.
"It's coming from the bathroom!!!" Kurapika informed them and they started to run towards the so-called room.
"HHEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!!" Killua cried as the giant monkey started to chew his foot.
"Killua! The monkey is eating your foot! That's so cool! Guys, imagine Killua with a stick replacing his foot!!! Isn't that cool!?" Shizuku exclaimed with utter happiness.
The others just stared at the optimistic.... Stupid, but optimistic Shizuku.
"GUYS!!!!! HELLPPP!!! AHHH!!! IT'S BLEEDING!" Killua shouted, scratching the floor.
"Dude! Use your nen!" Pakunoda sighed in disbelief... This was very pathetic.
"Huh?" Killua's tear stained face looked at Pakunoda, "Oh yeah!"
Killua started to concentrate.. *Nen nenny nenny thingy majigerie!!!!*
He started to look at his foot, just to check if something changed..But nothing did, the monkey was still chewing his foot in an enjoyed manner.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! It's not working!!!" Killua started to reach his hand out to Gon.
Without thinking, Leorio put up some kung-fu moves, thinking that it might scare the monkey away, "WATTAA!!!!!! KWATATATATATATA!!!!! WAHKAAA!!" he started to yell.
The monkey -thankfully- stopped chewing Killua's foot and stared at Leorio.
"I'm so like a genius! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Leorio's laugh turned out to a loud scream as the monkey started to chew HIS arm.
"AHH! GETTIMMAWAY!!! GETTIMAWAY!!!" Leorio started to frantically shout, running around everywhere.
The weirdness suddenly stopped when Leorio accidentally bonked the monkey on the head.. And surprisingly, it fainted.
"Oooookkkayyyy.. Who wants to get out of here?" Machi asked them while staring at the KO'd monkey. Everyone raised their hand and they started to move out of the bathroom, leaving Hisoka.
"Hisoka?! C'mon, lets go!" Machi signaled to him as she followed her friends.
When Hisoka was alone. He started to laugh evilly... Throatily... Cruelly.
(A/N: What is he up to? Dun Dun Dun! Find out at the end of the chappie)
_______________ At some cornfield________________________________________
"Okay... So how are we gonna get out?" Asked Ricca.
Yarel smiled and just shrugged, "Queen Buchog is so gonna be proud at us!!" she sighed dreamily.
Talissa grabbed Yarel's shoulders and slapped her furiously, "Dude! Forget about the mission! How are we gonna accomplish it if we can't even get out of this place!"
Yarel smiled, " Okay! Lets imagine you in a coma! It's fun!"
Talissa cocked an eyebrow, "Huh? What the hell? Yarel!! Will you act normal please!"
"Guys! Look at Vivi!" Ricca interrupted them and pointed at the youngest alien.
The others stared at disbelief when they saw their youngest sister eat the corn thingies. The sisters smiled, they had a plan.
"Okay! Help Vivi eat the corn!!" Talissa shouted as the others joined Vivi with her eating.
~1 hour later~
"I'm sooooo full!!" Ricca burped while rubbing her bloated tummy.
"What the hell!! Where's my corn!???? What did you do!!?" A random farmer suddenly screamed, pointing crazily at the aliens.
"Go to hell, loser.." Yarel glared at the man
The farmer glared back, then started to cry, "So I'm the one going to hell! You're the one who ate my crops!! You even ate the roots! I'm calling the police!!"
"What the.. Yarel!!!!" Talissa slapped Yarel's arm furiously.
"Guys!! I think we have to get out of here!!" Ricca started to panic when she saw a police approaching them.
"I agree with you." Talissa glared at Yarel one last time before getting to her feet and started running. Yarel and Ricca followed her.
"Wait!!!! Where's Vivi!?" Talissa suddenly stopped, she turned around and saw the police man dragging Vivi to a car.
The aliens gasped, "VIVIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shrugs* Oh well."
________________ Back to Hisoka___________________________________________
Hisoka kept laughing... laughing.... laughing.. and laughing.
~10 minutes later~
"Hisoka!! We're going!" Machi tugged Hisoka's shirt impatiently.
Hisoka smiled impishly. "Coming my sweet!"
Machi started to walk. "Don't call me that.. And oh yeah. Why were you laughing?"
Hisoka thought for a moment then shrugged, "I don't know.. I just felt like it. Now come with me, my sweet!"
"I said, don't call me that!" Machi rolled her eyes.
Hisoka just shrugged and watched Machi walk away. He-then- decided to follow her.
~
"So where do you wanna go?" Kuroro asked them as soon as they got in the van.
"Let's go eat somewhere!" Killua suggested, grinning widely.
"Ok, where?" Kuroro smiled.
"Kenny Rogers!" Killua answered, licking his lips.
"WHAT?! Dude, that's thirty miles away!" Kuroro cocked an eyebrow.
"What?? We're in a road trip aren't we?" Killua defended.
"Oh yeah... Oh well.. Okay." Kuroro muttered under his breath as he started the engine.
____________ To the Zaoldyeck family_______________________________
"Oooohhh! Look! The car's starting!" Silva pointed.
"Can I spy on Hisoka, please!" Illumi asked for permission.
"Uhh... Sure." Kikyou eyed her son suspiciously, "Son, are you gay? Don't get me wrong. But you always seem to be interested in Hisoka, plus.. I found a picture of him in your room."
Illumi looked shocked, "You sneaked in my ROOM?!"
"Now, now!! Calm down!! Kikyou... How many times have I told you, not to bother our offspring! And Illumi, don't worry, we don't care who you like or what gender he is!! We respect you as who you are! Blah blah blah, yaddah yaddah yaddah!" Silva started to explain as everybody stared at him, eyes twitching.
"Stop that already! They're moving now!" Karuto interrupted them.
Everybody nodded as they got inside their own van and started to follow the other one.
_____________Back inside the van________________________________________
Leorio looked around, there was Kurapika sitting between Kuroro and Killua. Hisoka was sitting beside Machi. Killua was talking to Gon, who was beside him. Pakunoda was talking to Kuroro who was in front of her. Neon was shouting at Kurapika.
He sighed, everybody seemed to have partners, exempt for him and Shizuku.
"So Shizuku, talk about something! You haven't talked for a while!" Gon smiled at the girl.
Leorio sighed.. Even Shizuku had someone to talk to. He felt somehow left- out and lonely, and then he read a billboard sign.
'Feitan's Dating Agency!! If you want a date!! Come to Feitan and he'll find you one!'
Leorio read the address of the office, and suddenly, he found himself smiling. *holy music*
"Uhh.. Kuroro... I gotta piss." Killua suddenly blurted out
________________Back to the 4.. er..3 sisters___________________________
"Hey Talissa." Ricca called her elder sister.
"Yup."
"Where's our giant monkey?"
*End of Chapter*