The Gun"Women"

Chapter 1: The Meeting

My first Lupin The Third fanfiction ever!!! So NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!! Well, I hope you like it. Enjoy the Story

Setting: The group got away from Zenigata (Sorry if some of the names are spelled wrong). They were hiding away in a cottage about 7 miles in the forest. Lupin and Fujiko was out somewhere and Goemon went to train by himself for a while. Jigen was alone and decided to go practice shooting. He hung a board from a tree and started shooting it trying to hit the center of it. Now back to the story.

" Why am I even here?" Jigen was thinking out loud

"I mean everyone's out and I'm stuck here shooting a board". Jigen shot the board a few more times. He sat down under a tree and lit a cigarette.

"Ha, Is that the best shot you got" A voice said from above him. Jigen looked up she see a girl standing in front of him. She was wearing a black suit with a skirt, gloves and boots (the same kind of suit Jigen wears except with boots, gloves and a skirt). Her hat was black with silver strip on it. She was holding a bag that was silver. She lifted a gun and shot the board right in the middle on it. She fired another shot that hit the rope so the board fell down. Jigen stood up and just looked at the girl. " And you are?" Jigen finally said. She took her hat off and let her hair fall to her shoulder. She had light brown hair with emerald green eyes.

"I'm Mac and you are?" She said putting her gun away in her back pocket (Do skirts have pockets in the back?).

"Jigen Daisuke" Jigen said lighting another cigarette.

"Oh Fujiko told me about you.the gunman of the group, aren't I correct" Mac said leaning against a tree.

"Yeah but how do you know Fujiko" Jigen asked walking over to her.

" Didn't Fujiko ever tell you about me".

" No she never mentioned your name before".

Mac took out a cigarette and through it in the air. She took out her gun and shot it and it landed in her hand. She put it in her mouth and asked him "So where's your gang staying?"

"Why should I show you, you're a friend of Fujiko".

Mac rolled her eyes "Man, and I thought Goemon hated Fujiko"

"Well it is Fujiko and she hasn't been so trust worthy to us" Jigen said with an annoy tone.

"Gosh if I knew you'd be this mean then I wouldn't of even come and visit her" Mac turned around and walked the other way.

"Fine but like Fujiko I won't trust you so don't try anything because I'm going to keep my eye on you" Jigen started walking towards the cottage and Mac followed.

When they got there they went inside and sat on the couch.

"Want a drink?" Jigen went to the refrigerator to find a beer.

"I thought you don't trust me and your offering me a drink and besides I don't drink beer I drink wine," Mac said lighting another cigarette. (Hey I really don't drink or smoke, I think those things are bad so that's not the real).

"I might not like you but I can't help that I'm a gentlemen to guest" Jigen through her a bottle of wine and sat on the couch across from her.

"Thankz" Mac said to him while she opened it. Just then Lupin and Fujiko walked in.

Lupin saw Mac and stared at Jigen with a crazy look while he got himself a drink.

"Hey Fujiko, long time no see," Mac said standing up.

"Oh my god, Mac its you, how long have you been here" Fujiko hugged Mac.

"So why haven't you told anybody about me and Jigen showed me here" Mac asked looking at both Jigen and Lupin.

"Oh well. I'll tell them now. Fujiko said sitting next to Lupin. "Everybody this is Mac. My sister" Fujiko announced.

Lupin spit out his drink out right in Jigen's face.

"What your sister but she looks nothing like you?" Lupin said pointing at Mac. Jigen looked shocked as he cleaned his face.

"So what's wrong with me not looking like my little sister" Mac yelled at him starting to get mad.

"Wait how much older are you then Fujiko" Jigen asked cleaning his hat. "2 years" Fujiko poured her a glass of wine and gave a death glare to Lupin for making her sister mad.

"Hey Fujiko is it ok if I stay here for a little while.Papa is still after me since I stole that diamond necklace" Mac asked throwing her the necklace.

"If you got this for me than you can stay for a month if you want" Fujiko looked in amazement at the necklace.

"Hey isn't that the tiger diamond necklace we were going to steal in a week, and who's papa?" Jigen asked looking at the necklace.

"What you stole that necklace by yourself, that place is one of the most guarded places in Italy" Lupin yelled standing up.

"You need to sit down Mr. Temper and yes I did by myself because I don't like working with a group that much unless my little sis is in it, and I wanted to get my little sis a present cause I missed her birthday last year. So clam your butt down cause I saved you a job," Mac yelled back while Fujiko just looked at the necklace.

"Who papa?" Jigen asked again

"Well you get chased by Zenigata who you call pops and papa is Zenigata's older brother, Henigata. He has been after me for a while cause I steal all these diamond necklaces, ear-rings and other jewelry but it has to be really valuable stuff for me to steal" Mac explained as she showed them the diamond ear-rings she was wearing.

"As you know diamonds are a girls best friend" Fujiko and Mac said at the same time.

" Yep, she's Fujiko's sister" Jigen said to no one in particular.

Lupin muttered something and walked into his room.

"What's up with Lupin. I just saved him a job," Mac stood up and grabbed her bag.

Goemon walked in by now and asked who Mac was.

"Just forget about Lupin, Here I'll show you to your room, hope you don't mind sharing a room with me" Fujiko walked into one of the rooms and Mac followed while Jigen explained who Mac was to a confused Goemon.

"Man, thankz for the necklace, I love it, man it saved me a plan to steal this from Lupin" Fujiko said closing the door and putting on the necklace.

"Yeah you were telling me about how you were wanting that necklace so I just saved you a job" Mac sat on her bed and placed her bag under her bed. "Hey why did you want me to stop calling you by your real name" Fujiko said sitting on the other bed across the room.

"Because I just didn't want you to I thought Mac sounded better" Mac said giving her a death glare.

"Ok, ok I won't tell anybody your real name" Fujiko said waving her hands back and forth.

"Hey, I have about 20000 dollars so you want to go eat somewhere tonight, my treat and if you want you can your group with you" Mac asked getting a wooden box from her bag.

"Sure, sounds good" Fujiko stood up and looked at the necklace in the mirror.

Mac opened the box and it had a ton of diamonds "Here these earrings and bracelet will go good with that necklace".

"Here I'll let you borrow a dress for tonight" Fujiko looked in her closet.

"Hold on, No way am I wearing a dress and its just going out to eat why are you getting so dressed up" Mac said putting on a gold bracelet.

"Because I like to dress up when I go out to eat, man you still act just like dad don't you".

"He's the one who thought me how to shoot and then I thought you"

Fujiko laughed as she put on a dress. Mac went out of the room while Fujiko got ready. She walked outside and sat down. She took out her gun and started cleaning it.

"You're just like Fujiko aren't you" Mac turned and lifted her gun until she saw she was about shoot Jigen in the head.

"Gosh, Jigen don't scare me like that" Mac lowered her gun and sat back down.

"I bet she learned everything she knows from you" Jigen sat down and started cleaning his gun too.

"Not really she learned a lot form our mom but I showed her how to shoot a gun," Mac said reloading her gun.

"Oh and your mostly like your dad right"

"Yeah my dad wanted a older boy and a younger girl but he got me so I ended up being like the son he never had" Mac explained to Jigen.

Mac pretended to shoot her gun at a tree. Mac started spinning her gun on her finger and when it stopped her finger was on the trigger. Jigen just watched as Mac played with her gun. "What are you surprise to see that a girl is better than you at shooting a gun?" Mac said with a satisfied looked on her face. Jigen rolled his eyes (all though I don't know how they can see that he rolled his eyes since his hat mostly covers his eyes). Mac stuck her tongue out at him. Jigen laughed and just shook his head. Fujiko stood at the door while they talked.

"You having fun listening to us little sis" Mac said turning around to see Fujiko.

"How long have you known I was there" Fujiko said walking up to her. " A pretty long time" Mac said

"Remember I got taught by dad". Jigen stood up and went inside. Mac watched as he went inside.

"Hey looks like someone has a little crush" Fujiko sat down where Jigen was sitting.

"What are you talking about, were just friends and we were just talking" Mac said blushing. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"So where are we going Mac" Lupin asked sitting in the back of Mac car (Yes Mac had a car, how do you think she got away from papa running)

"I don't know where do you want to go" Mac said starting the car.

"What kind of car is this anyway?" Fujiko asked sitting in the front while the three boys sat in the back.

"It's called a viper" Mac drove into the city.

"Let's go to Le Peta" Fujiko yelled as Mac made the roof go down.

"Fine, with me, I would hold on if I were you" Mac started going very fast into the city.

"Kuso this thing is fast" Jigen said having to hold on to his hat.

"Why must we go this fast?" Goemon told Mac sitting calmly.

"Gosh, Goemon you need to learn how to live" Mac said stopping the suddenly and making Jigen and Lupin dive to the front of the car.

"Ouch that must of hurt" Fujiko said getting out of the car laughing

They walked in and were shown to a table. Fujiko sat in between Lupin and Mac. Jigen sat next to Lupin and Goemon sat beside him. After they ordered their food they Fujiko and Mac started talking and laughing. Goemon just sat there quiet because of what Mac had said to him.

"Why you so quiet Goemon" Jigen asked him while he took a drink of his beer.

"What does learn how to live mean" Goemon asked opening his eyes.

"It means loosen up and start having fun," Jigen said as the food came. Goemon just kept quiet for most of the night. Mac saw this and rolled her eyes " Come on Goemon I was just kidding". Goemon didn't answer he just finished his dinner. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Once they were done they all gathered into Mac's car. "Mac, why don't you let me drive cause I'm not going to kill anyone driving so fast" Lupin said

"Come on Lupin let her drive" Fujiko said feeling his arm. Mac giggled when he saw Lupin expression after Fujiko said that. "Ok" Lupin had a big grin on his face

"No Way, only family can drive this car" Mac answered jumping in the driver seat. She started the car and drove off. Fujiko stood up while Mac drove.

"Having fun sis, I think you had to much to drink" Mac said to her

"No I'm didn't, I just love this car, Lupin can you get me one of these" Fujiko gave him puppy dog eyes.

"Sure" Lupin still had that gin on his face

"Hold on there Lupin" Goemon said trying to get his attention but he was to busy staring looking at Fujiko.

"Give it up Goemon, once Fujiko did that he won't stop looking at her for the whole night" Jigen said while Mac started to laugh at what Jigen had said.

When they got back Mac said "I'm going to go to bed, I'm tired from running from Papa all day". Before she went into her room she turned to see Jigen staring at her. She just smiled back and went in to her room. She got dressed and went to bed.
Goemon just sat in a corner and watched Jigen and Lupin. Fujiko went inside to see Lupin and Jigen already playing poker.

"I don't trust her," Lupin said not aware that Fujiko was listening.

"Why don't you trust my big sister?" Fujiko asked sitting next to Lupin.

"Gosh, Fuji-cakes don't scare me like that".

"Well you're talking about my sister behind her back so you deserved that" Fujiko snapped.

"I got to agree with Fujiko on this one Lupin" Jigen said laying down his cards.

" Darn a full house, I only got a pair of 5's" Lupin said also laying down his cards.

"Even though she's your sister, she still stole that necklace we were suppose to steal".

"Well I think she's just as good as you when it comes to thievery and maybe a little better then you Jigen when it comes to shooting" Fujiko said laughing at Lupin's expression when he found out he lost.

"Whoa, that girl can't be as good as a thief as me, I'm the legendary Lupin the Third" Lupin yelled.

"You know you're probably right I'm not as good as a thief as you, I'm a better one"

The group turned around to see Mac in baggy pants and a tank top. Lupin was speechless after hearing what Mac had said and just gave her a death glare. Mac glared back as she sat next to Jigen.

"I thought you went to bed" Jigen asked her.

"Well I was but a certain thief here woke me up" Mac said giving pointing at Lupin and giving him a glare.

"So Lupin did you think you could beat Jigen with a pair of fives" Mac laughed as she at the poker cards on the table.

"Yeah, when it comes to thievery Lupin is one of the greatest but when it comes to poker he sucks" Jigen said laughing

"Hey I bet I can beat you Mac" Lupin yelled

"Feh, you wish" Mac crossed her arms

"Why don't you two play a hand I'll just watch this one" Jigen told them passing Mac the cards. She shuffled them and gave him 5 cards and herself 5 cards. Fujiko looked at Lupin's card, he had three queens and was sure he would win. Lupin laid his cards on the table with an evil grin and Mac smiled.

"Ha, Four Aces" Mac laid down her cards and Lupin's mouth dropped. Everyone started laughing (even Goemon) except Lupin.

"Told you, you can never beat me," Mac said satisfied by her win "I think you should kept losing by playing Jigen because its less embarrassing that way"

"Ok rematch" Lupin yelled

"Hey I want to play" Jigen said

"Me too" Fujiko yelled still kid of drunk.

"Goemon why don't you play" Mac asked looking in the corner

Goemon just got up and walked to the table. "Ok I'll play" (does Goemon know how play poker, I don't know).

They played for most of the night. Lupin didn't win one hand (Man he really sucks, I didn't mean to make him so bad at poker but all the characters are way OOC already so it doesn't matter).

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Well there's the first chapter, I know all the characters are OOC (Out Of Character) but I think its still a good story. Please Read + Review. Second chapter coming soon, Who do you think Mac will end up with, Jigen, Goemon, or maybe Lupin (but I doubt that). Maybe she'll end up with no one ^o^. Who knows? Just have to wait for the second chapter.