Torturing Days in MHHQs! & the Golden Sun Cast by SoulIllusions
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MEGAMAN X, GOLDEN SUN, OR EVEN THE POWERPUFF NARRATOR OR ANYTHING ELSE! SO I BEG YOU! PLEASE DON'T SUE!
Episode 1: Bold is better
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In the middle of the night....
Zero(sleeping): Zzzzz......zzzzz......zzzz....
Picard: *bumps into Jenna*
Jenna: Ow...Picard....don't move too much or you'll blow our cover.
Picard: *scratches his head* I...can't....hair....so....ITCHY!
Zero(sleeping): *mumbles*
Both Jenna and Sheba cover Picard's mouth.
Sheba and Jenna: Shhhh....
Picard: *mumbles* mo..k....mo..k.....weesh....
Jenna: If you behave like a good little boy, I'll give you 25G so you can go to the store and buy a shampoo and conditioner for your itchy head, okay?
Picard: Okay. ^_^
Picard: *scratches his head a bit* Is...that enough?
Jenna: Yes...
Picard: Really?
Jenna: Really.
Picard: Really, really?
Jenna: Really, really.
Picard: Double really?
Jenna: Double really.
Picard: Really, really, double really?
Jenna: Really, really, double really.
Picard: Really, really, double really, absolutely, possibility, extra- ordinary, definitely really?
Sheba: *casts Sleep* There....that's a good boy....
Jenna: Thanks, Sheba.
Sheba: No prob. ;)
Sheba: Now all we need is to do this.......and we're done!
Jenna: Shh...
Sheba: Sorry, let's go now Jenna....O and tomorrow night, we'll torture X.
Jenna: Okay...
Jenna and Sheba drags Picard on their way to Hawaii.
Morning....
Zero: *wakes up and yawns* Ah, what a beautiful Sunday morning! Just in time for daily training!
Zero: *goes to the bathroom* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the main hall....
Signas: What was that!?
Alia: I think Zero is in trouble!
X's room....
X: *wakes up* Huh!? Zero!? He's in trouble!
Back at Zero's room.... Zero: *falls down* WHY!? With all the rotten luck I had, did it have to be this!?
Zero looks in the mirror and sees no hair but boldness.
Signas, Alia, and X come in and goes to the bathroom.
X: Zero, wh..wh..wh..what happened to your l..l..long hahahahahair? *laughs*
Alia: Ye..ye..yeah, Zero, what happened? *laughs*
Signas: *laughs*
Zero: Stop it! Stop it! *cries* Your so mean to me! WAHHHH!!!!!!
Signas, Alia, and X: *laughs even more harder*
Zero: What?
X: I didn't know you had..b..b..b..breasts!? *still laughing*
Zero: What the.....!?
Zero looks down and sees that he has breasts(he's lucky to have a blouse).
Zero: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero: *turns Maverick* Someone shall pay for what they have done to me!!!!!!
Zero slashes Signas, Alia, and X.
Zero slashes everybody in MMHQS and puts the whole place on fire.
Zero: *laughs evily* MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ivan: O no! If the MHHQs is doomed, then there's no one else we can torture!
Garet: We can torture Picard.
Ivan: Nah, it's just not the same.
Mia: And besides, your girlfriend is in there you know....
Garet: Nuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Not Alia! Anything but her beautiful slim body!
Mia: _
Garet: What?.....ah, forget you people! *runs to the MMHQs* I'M COMING MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET DARLING!
Mia and Ivan: *sighs*
Hawaii....
Jenna: Ah, this is what I call a relaxing vacation...
Sheba: Uh-huh....
Picard: *sings with Barney* I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS AND *Barney gets slashed into pieces*
Picard: WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BARNEY! DON'T GO! YOU CAN'T DIE NOW! YOU JUST CAN'T! I DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO SAY GOODBYE! *cries some more*
Zero: Me....want......SABOTAGE AND REVENGE!!!! MUST.....KILL.....THE GOLDEN SUN CAST!
Zero: *grabs a hold of Jenna and Sheba*
Jenna: LET ME GO YOU BOLD BOOBED FREAK!
Sheba: YEAH, FRANKENSTEIN'S FUTURE GAY HUSBAND!
Zero: *breeds Jenna and Sheba together* BREED YOU FOOLS! BREEEEDDDD!!!! SEE IF YOU LIKE IT!!
Picard: *still crying* Barney....THIS IS FOR YOU MY PURPLE DINOAMIC FRIEND!
Picard: *transforms into SuperDuperPicardMan*
SuperDuperPicardMan: NEVER FEAR! AS SUPERDUPERPICARDMAN IS HERE!
Jenna and Sheba: -_-;
Zero: Oooo......I'm so scared.....WELL PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED!
Zero: *does the Mikazukizan technique*
SuperDuperPicardMan: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *falls down to the ground*
Zero: *lands on SuperDuperPicardMan and does the Danchien technique*
SuperPicardMan: HOT! HOT! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero: *grabs him by the neck and throws him at Jenna*
Jenna: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
SuperDuperPicardMan: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls down*
Zero: I'm sorry if it had to end this way but look what I've found....
Zero: *tears Picard's Barbie and Ken doll's heads*
SuperDuperPicardMan: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARBIEEEEEEEE!!!!KENNNNNNN!!!!
Zero: *laughs evily* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
SuperDuperPicardMan: I will avenge you my friends!
SuperDuperPicardMan: EAT HEAT BEAM EYES!!!!!
SuperDuperPicardMan: *opens Zero's mouth and uses his laser beam eyes*
Zero: *mumbles in pain* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna and Sheba: You go SuperDuperPicardMan! ooooo....I don't feel so good. *throws up*
SuperPicardMan: *sends Zero to the mental hospital*
Zero: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! SOON! I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU A**H***N ADEPTS!
Isaac, Felix, Ivan, Sheba, Mia, Picard, Garet, Jenna: THAT'S THE GOLDEN SUN CASTS TO YOU!!!!
Powerpuff Narrator: AND THE WORLD IS SAVED! THANKS TO....SUPERPICARDMAN!!!! Wait, I'm only allowed to say that in the Powerpuff series, ah, what the heck! I needed another job anyways... *gets arrested* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________________________
If it sucks, please send a review so I can just give up and work in a grocery store, if it doesn't, please send a review and whatever...X_X
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MEGAMAN X, GOLDEN SUN, OR EVEN THE POWERPUFF NARRATOR OR ANYTHING ELSE! SO I BEG YOU! PLEASE DON'T SUE!
Episode 1: Bold is better
----------------------------------------------------------------
In the middle of the night....
Zero(sleeping): Zzzzz......zzzzz......zzzz....
Picard: *bumps into Jenna*
Jenna: Ow...Picard....don't move too much or you'll blow our cover.
Picard: *scratches his head* I...can't....hair....so....ITCHY!
Zero(sleeping): *mumbles*
Both Jenna and Sheba cover Picard's mouth.
Sheba and Jenna: Shhhh....
Picard: *mumbles* mo..k....mo..k.....weesh....
Jenna: If you behave like a good little boy, I'll give you 25G so you can go to the store and buy a shampoo and conditioner for your itchy head, okay?
Picard: Okay. ^_^
Picard: *scratches his head a bit* Is...that enough?
Jenna: Yes...
Picard: Really?
Jenna: Really.
Picard: Really, really?
Jenna: Really, really.
Picard: Double really?
Jenna: Double really.
Picard: Really, really, double really?
Jenna: Really, really, double really.
Picard: Really, really, double really, absolutely, possibility, extra- ordinary, definitely really?
Sheba: *casts Sleep* There....that's a good boy....
Jenna: Thanks, Sheba.
Sheba: No prob. ;)
Sheba: Now all we need is to do this.......and we're done!
Jenna: Shh...
Sheba: Sorry, let's go now Jenna....O and tomorrow night, we'll torture X.
Jenna: Okay...
Jenna and Sheba drags Picard on their way to Hawaii.
Morning....
Zero: *wakes up and yawns* Ah, what a beautiful Sunday morning! Just in time for daily training!
Zero: *goes to the bathroom* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the main hall....
Signas: What was that!?
Alia: I think Zero is in trouble!
X's room....
X: *wakes up* Huh!? Zero!? He's in trouble!
Back at Zero's room.... Zero: *falls down* WHY!? With all the rotten luck I had, did it have to be this!?
Zero looks in the mirror and sees no hair but boldness.
Signas, Alia, and X come in and goes to the bathroom.
X: Zero, wh..wh..wh..what happened to your l..l..long hahahahahair? *laughs*
Alia: Ye..ye..yeah, Zero, what happened? *laughs*
Signas: *laughs*
Zero: Stop it! Stop it! *cries* Your so mean to me! WAHHHH!!!!!!
Signas, Alia, and X: *laughs even more harder*
Zero: What?
X: I didn't know you had..b..b..b..breasts!? *still laughing*
Zero: What the.....!?
Zero looks down and sees that he has breasts(he's lucky to have a blouse).
Zero: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero: *turns Maverick* Someone shall pay for what they have done to me!!!!!!
Zero slashes Signas, Alia, and X.
Zero slashes everybody in MMHQS and puts the whole place on fire.
Zero: *laughs evily* MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ivan: O no! If the MHHQs is doomed, then there's no one else we can torture!
Garet: We can torture Picard.
Ivan: Nah, it's just not the same.
Mia: And besides, your girlfriend is in there you know....
Garet: Nuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Not Alia! Anything but her beautiful slim body!
Mia: _
Garet: What?.....ah, forget you people! *runs to the MMHQs* I'M COMING MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET DARLING!
Mia and Ivan: *sighs*
Hawaii....
Jenna: Ah, this is what I call a relaxing vacation...
Sheba: Uh-huh....
Picard: *sings with Barney* I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS AND *Barney gets slashed into pieces*
Picard: WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BARNEY! DON'T GO! YOU CAN'T DIE NOW! YOU JUST CAN'T! I DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO SAY GOODBYE! *cries some more*
Zero: Me....want......SABOTAGE AND REVENGE!!!! MUST.....KILL.....THE GOLDEN SUN CAST!
Zero: *grabs a hold of Jenna and Sheba*
Jenna: LET ME GO YOU BOLD BOOBED FREAK!
Sheba: YEAH, FRANKENSTEIN'S FUTURE GAY HUSBAND!
Zero: *breeds Jenna and Sheba together* BREED YOU FOOLS! BREEEEDDDD!!!! SEE IF YOU LIKE IT!!
Picard: *still crying* Barney....THIS IS FOR YOU MY PURPLE DINOAMIC FRIEND!
Picard: *transforms into SuperDuperPicardMan*
SuperDuperPicardMan: NEVER FEAR! AS SUPERDUPERPICARDMAN IS HERE!
Jenna and Sheba: -_-;
Zero: Oooo......I'm so scared.....WELL PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED!
Zero: *does the Mikazukizan technique*
SuperDuperPicardMan: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *falls down to the ground*
Zero: *lands on SuperDuperPicardMan and does the Danchien technique*
SuperPicardMan: HOT! HOT! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero: *grabs him by the neck and throws him at Jenna*
Jenna: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
SuperDuperPicardMan: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls down*
Zero: I'm sorry if it had to end this way but look what I've found....
Zero: *tears Picard's Barbie and Ken doll's heads*
SuperDuperPicardMan: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARBIEEEEEEEE!!!!KENNNNNNN!!!!
Zero: *laughs evily* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
SuperDuperPicardMan: I will avenge you my friends!
SuperDuperPicardMan: EAT HEAT BEAM EYES!!!!!
SuperDuperPicardMan: *opens Zero's mouth and uses his laser beam eyes*
Zero: *mumbles in pain* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna and Sheba: You go SuperDuperPicardMan! ooooo....I don't feel so good. *throws up*
SuperPicardMan: *sends Zero to the mental hospital*
Zero: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! SOON! I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU A**H***N ADEPTS!
Isaac, Felix, Ivan, Sheba, Mia, Picard, Garet, Jenna: THAT'S THE GOLDEN SUN CASTS TO YOU!!!!
Powerpuff Narrator: AND THE WORLD IS SAVED! THANKS TO....SUPERPICARDMAN!!!! Wait, I'm only allowed to say that in the Powerpuff series, ah, what the heck! I needed another job anyways... *gets arrested* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________________________
If it sucks, please send a review so I can just give up and work in a grocery store, if it doesn't, please send a review and whatever...X_X