LEGGO MY EGGO!!
After being turned into a ferret only hours before, Draco was hungry. He was famished, he wanted food, sustenance, I want food, the hunger…Draco groaned in his little bed. He sprang onto Ginny's bed, misjudged the leap, and collided with her head. When she sat up in surprise he became thoroughly tangled in the mess of red hair ITS ATTACKING, HELP!!!
Somewhat moodily, Ginny pulled him from her head, "what's with you, I just wanted some sleep you know."
Draco assumed his "begging" position, food, give me FOOD!! If your going to keep me as your pet than at least feed me."
Ginny sighed, "its ten a clock anyway lets go get some breakfast."
Yay! He climbed on her shoulder and perched there, go, I command you, bring me to food!
Ginny cocked and eyebrow at her new pet, "calm down killer I have to get dressed."
Draco looked at her in horror, ahh, I must hide he dove underneath her bed sheets and hid.
She pulled him out by the tail when she was done, "Draco, your so human-like, its almost creepy."
In the common room Hermione smiled at Ginny, "when did you get a ferret?"
Ginny petted Draco, who was firmly planted on her shoulder, "I found him, he was cold and shivering and all alone and abandoned."
Draco shot an acidic look to Hermione, but in his ferret state it was mis-translated, "aww, he's so cute." She reached out and petted him and he coiled back, hissing like a rabid cat. "Ok, sorry, must not be a morning ferret."
No, I want to get food, I want food, take me to food NOW!! Finally Ginny stopped her girlish chatter and went down to the dining hall. Draco nearly died of shock at the sight of food and as soon as his ride oto a seat, he jumped onto the table and dashed for the food.
"Accio ferret," Ginny said with her wand out.
No, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was so close!!! He landed in her lap and to his horror (again) she was tying a bib around his throat Ack! Not sot tight, do you want to chock me! Ginny shrunk a fork, plate, spoon, knife, and a napkin down to his size. What do you think I am, a baby! I need no such thing as silverware! He wiggled out of her grip, ripping off the bib and dashing away.
There he prowled between great bowls and plates of food. He snatched a kipper off the plate of them and bit it's head off, looking around for a better food choice when he saw it!
He saw his greatest rival of all time, Harry Potter, lifting the last food item off of a certain plate. But it was no ordinary thing to eat…it was an eggo. Even wizards knew and adored them. He watched the waffly goodness decend almost in slow motion onto the evil person's plate, then it clicked, he must have it!
Humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song, he slunk around plates and dishes, when he saw movement to his left, he pressed up against a goblet until it had passed. Then, hiding behind his enemy's mug off coffee, he watched as the black haired boy was about to apply chocolate syrup to Draco's eggo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he yelled in slow motion. Very slowly he jumped over the coffee, knocking it over and splashing it all over the white table cloth. He lunged and sunk his teeth into Harry's finger, who screamed, "MY FINGER, RON, PROTECT THE EGGO!!"
Ron made a lunge for the eggo and missed, and crashed into a plate off over easy eggs, exploding the golden yolks all over him.
(Normal Speed) Draco let go of the finer, and grabbed the golden goodness of the eggo in his teeth before making an ungraceful leap onto the floor, scrabbling underneath chairs and tables before he hid under the stone stairway just outside of the great hall! He sighed relief and then chuckled, he'd seen tears in the eyes of Harry Potter at the loss of the eggo.
He was about to take a bite of "his" eggo when a rat ran out of the darkness and snatched it! Draco yelled, "LEGGO MY EGGO!"
The rat smirked and tried to take a bite out of the eggo when Draco tackled him. In the scuffle, the Malfoy doled out some major biotch slappage. They bit, wrestled and fought over the precious object. Finally a few minutes later Draco reined victorious! I AM THE WINNER!!! IN YOUR FACE RAT!!
The rat made no response, he had little x's in his eyes. Draco sweat dropped, but quickly recovered at the smell of the eggo. Sweet, delicious, object of my love! I could just eat you up! He lifted it up with his paws and ripped off more than he could chew Mmph, na thaz da sterf! In a few more big bites the eggo was no more.
"Draco!" A familiar voice sobbed, "Draco come out wherever you are! It's a Hogsmeade weekend and I want you to come!"
Hogsmeade eh? I'm a comin'! He bolted out from under the giant staircase and went right to Ginny's feet, pick me up and let's go woman, come on!
Ginny sighed refeif and picked up the white ferret and rubbed her nose against his, "I was worried, Harry wasn't happy about you stealing his eggo though. Well, let's get ready to go."
Before Ginny proceeded out the great doors he saw harry and stuck his little pink tongue out at him, haha I got your eggo!