YAY!!!!!!! I GOT A REVIEW!!! *Dances like a maniac around the room* I'm not
going to kill Kat or Yashu off; they need to do my bidding! *Kat comes in
with a humongous bottle of Dr. Pepper* See? Okay, time for the evilness.
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Kagome did not want to picture Inu Yasha and the others with her relatives. Even though it might be funny, she didn't want a crazed and pissed off hanyou around. She had learned her lesson last time.
In a flash, Kagome was in Sengoku Jidai. Inu Yasha was nowhere to be seen, which could mean only one thing. Kat had found Inu Yasha.
Kagome knew Kat well. She'd go after his ears. She had a thing for animal's ears. One time, poor Buyo was afraid to come out from underneath Kagome's bed because Kat had rubbed them raw. Kat was so kind that it was cruel. Kagome couldn't help but giggle as she thought of Kat attached to Inu Yasha's head, rubbing his ears.
Kagome heard a scream somewhere far off. She paused, and then sighed. She knew what that scream was.
It was Yashu and Kat's "Kawaii" scream.
She ran as fast as she could to the source of the scream. Sure enough, Kat was all over Inu Yasha (not like that, pervs!). And Yashu was over in the corner, hugging Shippo like no tomorrow. Kagome finally burst out laughing, she couldn't handle Sango and Miroku just standing there looking like bakas while her demon friend where suffering a fate worse than death.
"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME, BITCH!!!" Inu Yasha raged at Kat, who seemed to be ignoring his protests.
"Kawaii, Inu-chan!!!" Kat burst out, scratching the inside of Inu Yasha's dog ears.
"So, I see you've met my relatives. Glad your acquainted." Kagome giggled. She wondered why in the world her relatives were crazed lunatics.
"Kagome, help!!" came the muffled cry of Shippo. She had almost forgotten about him, poor thing!!
After Kagome was able to calm her American relatives down (with little luck Kat would ever leave Inu Yasha's side again), she explained to the Sengoku Jidai group who these girls were, why they were acting the way they were, and why the had come to Sengoku Jidai.
"Lady Yashu, Lady Kat, would you two like the honor of bearing my child?" Miroku finally asked the two new girls. Kagome should have warned him of what women do in America to perverts.
A couple of kicks later, Miroku crawled back to his spot, clutching his private area. He never knew American girls could be so..spirited.
"Ugly monk thingy must die for being a perv!" Kat yelled, holding onto Inu Yasha's left arm.
"Dude, you're totally right!" Yashu yelled back to Kat as she petted Shippo's large foxtail.
'Oh shit no' Kagome thought. Once one of her relatives said "dude" to each other, there was no shutting them up.
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Right on Dude!"
"Dude.no."
"Dude?"
"Dude."
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!??" screamed a pissed Inu Yasha. The two Americans looked at him, looked back at each other, and continued their conversation without the word "dude".
"Hey Yashu?"
"Huh, what Kat?"
"Wassup!?"
After a shouting match between Kat and Inu Yasha had ended with Kat's all- American high Kick to his lower region, it was finally time for rest. Kat had managed to steal Inu Yasha's red Harori and use it for a pillow while Yashu used Shippo for a pillow. Kagome looked at them, then closed her eyes. Yep, America has hit Sengoku Jidai with all force.
"Hope Miroku learns not to mess with them..." muttered Kagome as she fell into a deep slumber.
In the middle on the night, a voice awakens all.
"Hello Inu Yasha."
Kat stared at the shadowy figure. Then she gasped.
"Oh my god! It's a..a.."
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Hee hee hee, I'm being evil!!! Want to know what the figure is??? Review and post your guesses with them!! I won't update until I get reviews!!!!!!!! BTW: does it look like I own Inu Yasha???? Does it??? Thought so.
Ja Ne!
Kagome did not want to picture Inu Yasha and the others with her relatives. Even though it might be funny, she didn't want a crazed and pissed off hanyou around. She had learned her lesson last time.
In a flash, Kagome was in Sengoku Jidai. Inu Yasha was nowhere to be seen, which could mean only one thing. Kat had found Inu Yasha.
Kagome knew Kat well. She'd go after his ears. She had a thing for animal's ears. One time, poor Buyo was afraid to come out from underneath Kagome's bed because Kat had rubbed them raw. Kat was so kind that it was cruel. Kagome couldn't help but giggle as she thought of Kat attached to Inu Yasha's head, rubbing his ears.
Kagome heard a scream somewhere far off. She paused, and then sighed. She knew what that scream was.
It was Yashu and Kat's "Kawaii" scream.
She ran as fast as she could to the source of the scream. Sure enough, Kat was all over Inu Yasha (not like that, pervs!). And Yashu was over in the corner, hugging Shippo like no tomorrow. Kagome finally burst out laughing, she couldn't handle Sango and Miroku just standing there looking like bakas while her demon friend where suffering a fate worse than death.
"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME, BITCH!!!" Inu Yasha raged at Kat, who seemed to be ignoring his protests.
"Kawaii, Inu-chan!!!" Kat burst out, scratching the inside of Inu Yasha's dog ears.
"So, I see you've met my relatives. Glad your acquainted." Kagome giggled. She wondered why in the world her relatives were crazed lunatics.
"Kagome, help!!" came the muffled cry of Shippo. She had almost forgotten about him, poor thing!!
After Kagome was able to calm her American relatives down (with little luck Kat would ever leave Inu Yasha's side again), she explained to the Sengoku Jidai group who these girls were, why they were acting the way they were, and why the had come to Sengoku Jidai.
"Lady Yashu, Lady Kat, would you two like the honor of bearing my child?" Miroku finally asked the two new girls. Kagome should have warned him of what women do in America to perverts.
A couple of kicks later, Miroku crawled back to his spot, clutching his private area. He never knew American girls could be so..spirited.
"Ugly monk thingy must die for being a perv!" Kat yelled, holding onto Inu Yasha's left arm.
"Dude, you're totally right!" Yashu yelled back to Kat as she petted Shippo's large foxtail.
'Oh shit no' Kagome thought. Once one of her relatives said "dude" to each other, there was no shutting them up.
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Right on Dude!"
"Dude.no."
"Dude?"
"Dude."
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!??" screamed a pissed Inu Yasha. The two Americans looked at him, looked back at each other, and continued their conversation without the word "dude".
"Hey Yashu?"
"Huh, what Kat?"
"Wassup!?"
After a shouting match between Kat and Inu Yasha had ended with Kat's all- American high Kick to his lower region, it was finally time for rest. Kat had managed to steal Inu Yasha's red Harori and use it for a pillow while Yashu used Shippo for a pillow. Kagome looked at them, then closed her eyes. Yep, America has hit Sengoku Jidai with all force.
"Hope Miroku learns not to mess with them..." muttered Kagome as she fell into a deep slumber.
In the middle on the night, a voice awakens all.
"Hello Inu Yasha."
Kat stared at the shadowy figure. Then she gasped.
"Oh my god! It's a..a.."
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Hee hee hee, I'm being evil!!! Want to know what the figure is??? Review and post your guesses with them!! I won't update until I get reviews!!!!!!!! BTW: does it look like I own Inu Yasha???? Does it??? Thought so.
Ja Ne!