Legato wasn't used to taking orders, from women especially, but it was
likely they knew a way out, unlike Midvalley who brought him here in the
first place, who was God-knows-where now. He leaned down a bit, and gave
her a short peck on the lips.
"That won't cut it, bud," she said flustered. "What part of a KISS don't you understand?"
"Why I oughtta..." he started. "Oh, I'm going to shoot you."
"Go ahead and try, you'll be stuck here for a long time with her," she signaled over her shoulder at her companion, who had finally got the lid off of her ice cream.
"What's wrong with her?"
"You'll find out after you shoot me. Now give me a kiss."
The other girl couldn't help but laugh at Legato's expression. "Alright," he surendered. He stood flat against her, with his arms around her waist. Slowly he touched her lips, his mouth open a bit, around her top lip. (A/N: there was also tounge, but I didn't want to explain it. ^_^. --- Vash)
"Alright, that was acceptable, you get a bite," she said trying not to fall all over him as they backed away from one another. She scooped a rather large portion out with her spoon, okay she knocked half of it off, and fed it to him.
He let it melt in his mouth blissfully, savoring it. He frowned. "You think, I can maybe have....another bite?"
"Ummmmmmmm," she said biding, probably enjoying the painful look on his face. "Nah, not right now." She took a bite and joined her friend across the street.
"Well, Veronica, what do you think?" she asked taking a bite, regretting later she wasn't looking at Legato, who was almost in tears.
"DON'T EAT ALL OF IT!!" he wined.
"You're breaking his spirit, Brittany!" she scolded. "You want some of my ice cream...umm... Hey what's your name, anyway?"
"Legato..." he said after walking over.
"Well, Legato," she said smiling. "You can have some of my ice cream." She stretched her carton out toward him, only to have it shoved back by Brittany. Legato grimaced.
"C'mon, what's the fun in that?!" Brittany said frowning. "Make him work for it!"
"Okay, fine," she said a bit annoyed. "First you must shoot Brittany," she giggled, which didn't last long because he actually pointed the gun at Brittany's head. Veronica gasped, "No, no I was joking!!!" Legato put his arm down. "You know what, I don't see the point in making you suffer." She stood up, she was taller than Brittany, though not by much. "Here," she said handing him the carton, which only had a quarter eaten out of it, "you can have the rest. I'm full anyway."
Legato grabbed it quickly before Brittany had anything to say about it. He ate it slowly and happily. He sat crosslegged in the dust eating the ice cream, which dribbled from the corners of his mouth. He licked his lips after he was done and looked at Veronica with regained dignity.
"Thank you," he said in the Legato voice we are all accustomed to hearing. Just then, Midvalley walks in from over a hill, playing notes on his sax. Brittany died. Veronica went off with them and they lived happily ever after. (A/N: just kidding, people! Can't Brittany take a joke? She's hitting me enough!)
"That won't cut it, bud," she said flustered. "What part of a KISS don't you understand?"
"Why I oughtta..." he started. "Oh, I'm going to shoot you."
"Go ahead and try, you'll be stuck here for a long time with her," she signaled over her shoulder at her companion, who had finally got the lid off of her ice cream.
"What's wrong with her?"
"You'll find out after you shoot me. Now give me a kiss."
The other girl couldn't help but laugh at Legato's expression. "Alright," he surendered. He stood flat against her, with his arms around her waist. Slowly he touched her lips, his mouth open a bit, around her top lip. (A/N: there was also tounge, but I didn't want to explain it. ^_^. --- Vash)
"Alright, that was acceptable, you get a bite," she said trying not to fall all over him as they backed away from one another. She scooped a rather large portion out with her spoon, okay she knocked half of it off, and fed it to him.
He let it melt in his mouth blissfully, savoring it. He frowned. "You think, I can maybe have....another bite?"
"Ummmmmmmm," she said biding, probably enjoying the painful look on his face. "Nah, not right now." She took a bite and joined her friend across the street.
"Well, Veronica, what do you think?" she asked taking a bite, regretting later she wasn't looking at Legato, who was almost in tears.
"DON'T EAT ALL OF IT!!" he wined.
"You're breaking his spirit, Brittany!" she scolded. "You want some of my ice cream...umm... Hey what's your name, anyway?"
"Legato..." he said after walking over.
"Well, Legato," she said smiling. "You can have some of my ice cream." She stretched her carton out toward him, only to have it shoved back by Brittany. Legato grimaced.
"C'mon, what's the fun in that?!" Brittany said frowning. "Make him work for it!"
"Okay, fine," she said a bit annoyed. "First you must shoot Brittany," she giggled, which didn't last long because he actually pointed the gun at Brittany's head. Veronica gasped, "No, no I was joking!!!" Legato put his arm down. "You know what, I don't see the point in making you suffer." She stood up, she was taller than Brittany, though not by much. "Here," she said handing him the carton, which only had a quarter eaten out of it, "you can have the rest. I'm full anyway."
Legato grabbed it quickly before Brittany had anything to say about it. He ate it slowly and happily. He sat crosslegged in the dust eating the ice cream, which dribbled from the corners of his mouth. He licked his lips after he was done and looked at Veronica with regained dignity.
"Thank you," he said in the Legato voice we are all accustomed to hearing. Just then, Midvalley walks in from over a hill, playing notes on his sax. Brittany died. Veronica went off with them and they lived happily ever after. (A/N: just kidding, people! Can't Brittany take a joke? She's hitting me enough!)
