Time for a check-up! Veronica was almost bitch-slapped in the last chapter,
but she was spared. Legato is currently following her to the city where
Brittany and Midvalley have been for, oh, about forty minutes now. Wow!
Legato really didn't need Midvalley for an hour! But what are they up to,
exactly, oh, you'll find out!
Brittany looked at Midvalley, eyes half lidded. "You know what's wrong with the world?" she asked, drunk.
"You don't know?"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"uhh...ummm..."
"You're pretty..."
"You are too, I like how you're eyelashes move when you blink," Brittny said dazed.
"You're pretty..."
"Take off your pants!"
"You're pretty, I need the bathroom..."
"I wanna gooooooo..."
"uhhhhh, what?"
"Please!"
"Oh, yeah.........bathroom, I gotta go."
"Huh?"
"You're beautiful...." Midvalley got up and headed to the bathroom. Brittany looked at some random person in the bar.
"He's so hot..." she laughed like Vash. "...I can tell, because he's all sweaty..." she jerked around from her liquor fit.
"Who are you talking to?" Midvalley said staggering back to the bar.
"I love you..." Brittany let out a slight drunken laugh.
"uhhhhh...huh?"
"Can we go to the thing with the place and the priest...uhhh..."
"Yeah.....I can call my best friend Cha-ple...I think he's my friend..."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"You're so hot..."
"I am???"
"Do you think I'm preeeeeeeeeettty?"
"Beauty is in the eye of...the eye of...the beer holder, and you get more beautiful with every beer I hold..."
"That's so sweet...I wanna try..."
"No, this one's mines..." he said 'protecting' his beer bottle.
"There's three of you..." she said pointing wide to the left.
"Well, there's five of you!" he said taking another swig shakily. "You wanna have an orgy?"
"No, I wanna have sex!" she said loud enough for the entire bar to hear. "...with you and your two brothers there..." she said in a normal tone.
"I love you..."
"Sure...whatever."
"Who am I..."
"You are......du...um...VASH! That's right, Vash the Tsunami.....uh.......yeah."
"Who are you?"
"I am Nicholas D. Wolfwood..........'s cousin in law.....on his mother's side........sive times removed."
"Removed from what?"
"uh.....du.......um........I have no.....that guy over there just puked...." she said looking over Midvalley's shoulder.
"Let's go look......." he said turning around. They walked over to the puke pile.
"It's sooooo.......white......and yellow.........and chunky!" Brittany laughed.
"Is it real?" Midvalley said nudging it with his sax case. "Yep..."
"I wanna go home........................................................................ ............................................................................ ..............................................................with you."
"Okay..." he said after snorting a laugh. "Where is that...?"
"..."
"Two street signs.....and a left?"
"uuhhh...yes."
The two stagger out of the bar, pass two street signs, and take left, amazingly, ending up at Veronica's house. They walk in through the back door.
"Where did your brothers go?"
"I dunno......they ran off with your sisters.....what was your name again?"
"uh...urn...Legato."
"What are we doing in a laundry room?"
"..........."
"I love you...Legato."
Britany put her arms around his neck. They lost balance and fell into a basket of clothes Veronica had just took down from the clothesline. The clothesbasket tips over and they fall to the floor on a mattress of the laundry. They kissed each other everywhere (A/N: So they stripped, sue me! ^_^.) but they passed out before anything really happened, drat for Brittany!
Brittany looked at Midvalley, eyes half lidded. "You know what's wrong with the world?" she asked, drunk.
"You don't know?"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"uhh...ummm..."
"You're pretty..."
"You are too, I like how you're eyelashes move when you blink," Brittny said dazed.
"You're pretty..."
"Take off your pants!"
"You're pretty, I need the bathroom..."
"I wanna gooooooo..."
"uhhhhh, what?"
"Please!"
"Oh, yeah.........bathroom, I gotta go."
"Huh?"
"You're beautiful...." Midvalley got up and headed to the bathroom. Brittany looked at some random person in the bar.
"He's so hot..." she laughed like Vash. "...I can tell, because he's all sweaty..." she jerked around from her liquor fit.
"Who are you talking to?" Midvalley said staggering back to the bar.
"I love you..." Brittany let out a slight drunken laugh.
"uhhhhh...huh?"
"Can we go to the thing with the place and the priest...uhhh..."
"Yeah.....I can call my best friend Cha-ple...I think he's my friend..."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"You're so hot..."
"I am???"
"Do you think I'm preeeeeeeeeettty?"
"Beauty is in the eye of...the eye of...the beer holder, and you get more beautiful with every beer I hold..."
"That's so sweet...I wanna try..."
"No, this one's mines..." he said 'protecting' his beer bottle.
"There's three of you..." she said pointing wide to the left.
"Well, there's five of you!" he said taking another swig shakily. "You wanna have an orgy?"
"No, I wanna have sex!" she said loud enough for the entire bar to hear. "...with you and your two brothers there..." she said in a normal tone.
"I love you..."
"Sure...whatever."
"Who am I..."
"You are......du...um...VASH! That's right, Vash the Tsunami.....uh.......yeah."
"Who are you?"
"I am Nicholas D. Wolfwood..........'s cousin in law.....on his mother's side........sive times removed."
"Removed from what?"
"uh.....du.......um........I have no.....that guy over there just puked...." she said looking over Midvalley's shoulder.
"Let's go look......." he said turning around. They walked over to the puke pile.
"It's sooooo.......white......and yellow.........and chunky!" Brittany laughed.
"Is it real?" Midvalley said nudging it with his sax case. "Yep..."
"I wanna go home........................................................................ ............................................................................ ..............................................................with you."
"Okay..." he said after snorting a laugh. "Where is that...?"
"..."
"Two street signs.....and a left?"
"uuhhh...yes."
The two stagger out of the bar, pass two street signs, and take left, amazingly, ending up at Veronica's house. They walk in through the back door.
"Where did your brothers go?"
"I dunno......they ran off with your sisters.....what was your name again?"
"uh...urn...Legato."
"What are we doing in a laundry room?"
"..........."
"I love you...Legato."
Britany put her arms around his neck. They lost balance and fell into a basket of clothes Veronica had just took down from the clothesline. The clothesbasket tips over and they fall to the floor on a mattress of the laundry. They kissed each other everywhere (A/N: So they stripped, sue me! ^_^.) but they passed out before anything really happened, drat for Brittany!