Hey peeps! Neecha's back again with the latest installment of "Meet Inu
Yasha!" and a hint for all of you lucky people living in Japan, or at least
the people who can understand Japanese. Inu-Yasha 3: The Movie is coming
to Japanese theaters August 21, 2003!!!!! I've been to the official movie
site, at this address: www.inuyasha-movie.com, and I saw one of the four
trailers they offer. It has Sesshoumaru, for you fluffy fanatics, and I
say, they do draw them well! If I was Japanese. . .oh well. I highly
suggest this site, very neat! E-mail me, and I'll send you the movie logo
for you. My most evil possession, my cat Cuddles (don't make fun of her
name) shall now be added as Kat's evil cat that pees on people! Bow to the
evil that is, CUDDLES!!! Now, my Inu-Yasha fans, on with this dang story!
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Shippo didn't believe it. How could Inu-Yasha be famed if he doesn't even know it!? Something wasn't right, but Shippo couldn't put his finger on it. So, he decided to take her back to Inu-Yasha and the others.
"Hey Kitsune Ki, I know where Inu-Yasha is. I travel with him."
Her head shot up this time. "You do!? Take me there, now!" She shook Shippo violently. "Ahh, all right! Let's run there, it's a few miles out." And with that, they were off. Kitsune Ki smiled suspiciously before running. Before Shippo knew it, they were back at camp. What he saw was the most odd thing you could ever see.
There was Kat, running away from an angry Yashu, who was in turn pursued by a frantic Inu-Yasha. (think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy style running here) Inu-Yasha had on a look of worry, Yashu a killer, and Kat a look of both and some anger. Kitsune Ki whistled, causing the ruckus to halt. Yashu ran to Shippo, tears in her eyes.
"Oh Shippo, I was so worried!!!! Don't run away again, you here me!?!?" she yelled. Shippo's eyes bulged out with surprise. Kat turned her attention to Kitsune Ki. "Hey, you have a jewel shard!" Kitsune Ki's eyes bulged out. The stupid hanyou was able to sense it! But, all would be fixed for that. . .
"Yes, and I have come to return it to the famous hanyou, Inu-Yasha, for I have heard of his worthy quest!" Inu-Yasha ran to the little kitsune girl immediately. "Well, give it here! Now!" That wasn't very smart on his behalf. Kagome's mouth began to utter the famous word, the oh-so fateful word.
"SIT BOY!" "GAH!!!! STUPID!!!!" Kitsune Ki gave a secret nod over to her partner in this evil crime, Mikoa, to lure away Sango, Shippo, Kagome, and Kirara (I love this little cat! Kawaii! *me takes Inu-Yasha and Kirara to her room forever*). "Hey Kagome! Bring Shippo, Sango, and Kirara here! I wanna show you guys something before we let the others see this! It's gonna blow your minds away!" They reluctantly followed Mikoa, as planned.
Kitsune Ki then turned her head to the remainders of the group, a smirk etched upon her child-like face. "Now, I shall have the revenge upon you that I want!" She pointed at Kat whilst saying this. "You maimed my slave, the one with the Shikon Shard! For this, I switch your souls for one week!!" With a powerful magic blast, Kitsune Ki switched their souls, Kat and Inu-Yasha, Yashu and Miroku. Once this task was completed, Kitsune Ki and Mikoa vanished. Kat stood up and looked at herself. Only one sentence came out of Kat's mouth. "I'VE BECOME A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yashu stood up, looking at Kat. Without haste, she looked at herself. Kat and Yashu looked at each other, then smiled evilly. What embarrassment they could cause the guys!!!!
"Oi! I'm in Kat's body!" "Hey, I'm Yashu and I like it! I can take lots of baths. . ." Miroku smiled evilly, but not topping the evil glare coming from his body, which Yashu was now occupying. "DON'T EVEN TRY ANYTHING PERVERTED IN MY BODY OR I WILL RAM YOUR HEAD INTO A PASTA MAKER AND EAT THE CORPSE THAT IS YOU WITH MEATBALL SAUCE!" Kat stared stupidly at Yashu. "Someone's been taking my sugar pills that I use to keep myself sane. . ." Yashu began to take a deep breath. "Sugar, what is this sugar, I've heard about it, my mom puts it in her iced tea and my dad puts it on his cornflakes and, well, I think I've tried it once, but mom said I was out for about an hour and I didn't remember anything that happened before I was fourteen, so I had to go to the doctor and she was a he who was originally a she took my temperature and stuck a pointy stick in me and put in a tube-like, beddish thing and said something or other and then I went back home but had to take a lot of pills for the rest of my life and if I didn't take them in a certain amount of time, I'd go Coo coo for Coco Puffs, so I guess I went coo coo for Coco Puffs because I never took my pills today and how'd I get here with you having this stupid conversation about sugar. . .who are you again?" Yashu was gasping at the end of this sentence. Kat, in Inu-Yasha's body, stared at Yashu, in Miroku's body, confused. "What. . .?" Yashu grinned. "Just joking, Kat."
"Kat's body's funny." Inu-Yasha simply said as he folded his arms around each other. "I don't like it." Kat, who wasn't very violent, suddenly picked up Inu-Yasha and shook him violently. "ARE YOU SAYIN' THAT I'M FUNNY LOOKIN' TO YA!?! DOES MY BODY MAKE YOU LAUGH, LIKE A CLOWN!?!" This ruckus was died down when Kat, who was in Inu-Yasha's body, Heard something growl. It was like a distant thunder. Inu-Yasha stood up straight, ready to attack. "Miroku, what was that?" "I don't know, Yashu." Kat herself was giggling. "I think that's me! Inu-Yasha, when's the last time you ate? Oh, doesn't matter, let's just go through the well to my place and get some ramen, or pizza!" Kat and Inu-Yasha were drooling thinking of their favorite foods. So, off they were to the well.
As soon as everything was clear, Kat looked at her body and dove for Inu-Yasha, looking in the pockets of her pants until she found, her car keys! Yashu moaned. These were lethal in the hands of Kat. Kat dragged them over to an old, beat up gray car and shoved them in the back, Yashu riding shotgun, of course. Yashu prayed for her life as Kat started the engine. Inu-Yasha and Miroku were not sure of this big metal demon, but it seemed to obey Kat's hand only. Then, Kat sped of, throwing everyone to the right side of the car.
After running five red lights, holding up traffic, giving the finger to an old lady who tried to cut in front of Kat, they had finally reached Kat's house. It was a ways from the well itself, and didn't look right. But, Kat jumped out, along with everyone else, and into the house. It was a mess! Everything was strewn everywhere, no order at all! A small walking path leads to Kat's kitchen from the mess. Kat turned around, and said in a low voice: "Stay on the path, or she will get you. She roams around here, looking for someone stupid enough to walk into her lair! Beware, the big 'C'!" Yashu shivered at the last part of the sentence. She knew that Kat meant what she said. She saw a furry tail follow Kat into the kitchen, the big 'C'! It was coming!
"KAT! LOOK OUT! THE BIG 'C'! IT'S HERE!!!!" They heard only the thud of a body and a terrified scream from the kitchen. The big 'C' had gotten Kat. Everyone rushed into the kitchen to see. . .
A small, marbled Maine Coon cat sitting on Kat's chest, purring and licking Kat, who was in Inu-Yasha's body. The cat was a she. Kat was laughing, tying to remove the cat.
"Cuddles! St-stop, that tickles! Yeah, I know ya missed me, I did too. That's my baby girl, so sweet." Kat stood up, holding Cuddles in her arms. "Cuddles knows Yashu already, but I suggest that you two have caution around her. She doesn't take well to new people. She knows that we've switched bodies, otherwise she would have tackled Inu-Yasha instead. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. Now, come on Cuddles, time for dinner. I forgot to feed you for three days!"
Later, when Kat went to get some cat food for Cuddles, Miroku made the mistake of letting Cuddles on his lap. He thought that with a name like Cuddles that Kat was pulling their leg when she warned them. He petted Cuddles. Cuddles looked at him, then squinted her eyes evilly. Miroku felt something warm on his lap, something wet. When cuddles jumped down, Miroku had a big wet spot on his lap, were Cuddles had peed. Miroku hated cats from then on. He asked Yashu for help to change pants, then they ate, and then it was time to leave. Kat was about to go out the door when. . .
"Meow."
"Huh? What Cuddles?"
"Meow, row."
"You wanna come with us?"
"Meow!!"
So, now Cuddles was helping Kat drive back to the well. The cat wanted to go to Sengoku Jidai with her owner. And frankly, Miroku was sure that oncoming demons would run at the sight of Cuddles. ************************************************************* Ha! That was the perfect thing to do to Miroku. Ja Ne till next time!
Shippo didn't believe it. How could Inu-Yasha be famed if he doesn't even know it!? Something wasn't right, but Shippo couldn't put his finger on it. So, he decided to take her back to Inu-Yasha and the others.
"Hey Kitsune Ki, I know where Inu-Yasha is. I travel with him."
Her head shot up this time. "You do!? Take me there, now!" She shook Shippo violently. "Ahh, all right! Let's run there, it's a few miles out." And with that, they were off. Kitsune Ki smiled suspiciously before running. Before Shippo knew it, they were back at camp. What he saw was the most odd thing you could ever see.
There was Kat, running away from an angry Yashu, who was in turn pursued by a frantic Inu-Yasha. (think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy style running here) Inu-Yasha had on a look of worry, Yashu a killer, and Kat a look of both and some anger. Kitsune Ki whistled, causing the ruckus to halt. Yashu ran to Shippo, tears in her eyes.
"Oh Shippo, I was so worried!!!! Don't run away again, you here me!?!?" she yelled. Shippo's eyes bulged out with surprise. Kat turned her attention to Kitsune Ki. "Hey, you have a jewel shard!" Kitsune Ki's eyes bulged out. The stupid hanyou was able to sense it! But, all would be fixed for that. . .
"Yes, and I have come to return it to the famous hanyou, Inu-Yasha, for I have heard of his worthy quest!" Inu-Yasha ran to the little kitsune girl immediately. "Well, give it here! Now!" That wasn't very smart on his behalf. Kagome's mouth began to utter the famous word, the oh-so fateful word.
"SIT BOY!" "GAH!!!! STUPID!!!!" Kitsune Ki gave a secret nod over to her partner in this evil crime, Mikoa, to lure away Sango, Shippo, Kagome, and Kirara (I love this little cat! Kawaii! *me takes Inu-Yasha and Kirara to her room forever*). "Hey Kagome! Bring Shippo, Sango, and Kirara here! I wanna show you guys something before we let the others see this! It's gonna blow your minds away!" They reluctantly followed Mikoa, as planned.
Kitsune Ki then turned her head to the remainders of the group, a smirk etched upon her child-like face. "Now, I shall have the revenge upon you that I want!" She pointed at Kat whilst saying this. "You maimed my slave, the one with the Shikon Shard! For this, I switch your souls for one week!!" With a powerful magic blast, Kitsune Ki switched their souls, Kat and Inu-Yasha, Yashu and Miroku. Once this task was completed, Kitsune Ki and Mikoa vanished. Kat stood up and looked at herself. Only one sentence came out of Kat's mouth. "I'VE BECOME A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yashu stood up, looking at Kat. Without haste, she looked at herself. Kat and Yashu looked at each other, then smiled evilly. What embarrassment they could cause the guys!!!!
"Oi! I'm in Kat's body!" "Hey, I'm Yashu and I like it! I can take lots of baths. . ." Miroku smiled evilly, but not topping the evil glare coming from his body, which Yashu was now occupying. "DON'T EVEN TRY ANYTHING PERVERTED IN MY BODY OR I WILL RAM YOUR HEAD INTO A PASTA MAKER AND EAT THE CORPSE THAT IS YOU WITH MEATBALL SAUCE!" Kat stared stupidly at Yashu. "Someone's been taking my sugar pills that I use to keep myself sane. . ." Yashu began to take a deep breath. "Sugar, what is this sugar, I've heard about it, my mom puts it in her iced tea and my dad puts it on his cornflakes and, well, I think I've tried it once, but mom said I was out for about an hour and I didn't remember anything that happened before I was fourteen, so I had to go to the doctor and she was a he who was originally a she took my temperature and stuck a pointy stick in me and put in a tube-like, beddish thing and said something or other and then I went back home but had to take a lot of pills for the rest of my life and if I didn't take them in a certain amount of time, I'd go Coo coo for Coco Puffs, so I guess I went coo coo for Coco Puffs because I never took my pills today and how'd I get here with you having this stupid conversation about sugar. . .who are you again?" Yashu was gasping at the end of this sentence. Kat, in Inu-Yasha's body, stared at Yashu, in Miroku's body, confused. "What. . .?" Yashu grinned. "Just joking, Kat."
"Kat's body's funny." Inu-Yasha simply said as he folded his arms around each other. "I don't like it." Kat, who wasn't very violent, suddenly picked up Inu-Yasha and shook him violently. "ARE YOU SAYIN' THAT I'M FUNNY LOOKIN' TO YA!?! DOES MY BODY MAKE YOU LAUGH, LIKE A CLOWN!?!" This ruckus was died down when Kat, who was in Inu-Yasha's body, Heard something growl. It was like a distant thunder. Inu-Yasha stood up straight, ready to attack. "Miroku, what was that?" "I don't know, Yashu." Kat herself was giggling. "I think that's me! Inu-Yasha, when's the last time you ate? Oh, doesn't matter, let's just go through the well to my place and get some ramen, or pizza!" Kat and Inu-Yasha were drooling thinking of their favorite foods. So, off they were to the well.
As soon as everything was clear, Kat looked at her body and dove for Inu-Yasha, looking in the pockets of her pants until she found, her car keys! Yashu moaned. These were lethal in the hands of Kat. Kat dragged them over to an old, beat up gray car and shoved them in the back, Yashu riding shotgun, of course. Yashu prayed for her life as Kat started the engine. Inu-Yasha and Miroku were not sure of this big metal demon, but it seemed to obey Kat's hand only. Then, Kat sped of, throwing everyone to the right side of the car.
After running five red lights, holding up traffic, giving the finger to an old lady who tried to cut in front of Kat, they had finally reached Kat's house. It was a ways from the well itself, and didn't look right. But, Kat jumped out, along with everyone else, and into the house. It was a mess! Everything was strewn everywhere, no order at all! A small walking path leads to Kat's kitchen from the mess. Kat turned around, and said in a low voice: "Stay on the path, or she will get you. She roams around here, looking for someone stupid enough to walk into her lair! Beware, the big 'C'!" Yashu shivered at the last part of the sentence. She knew that Kat meant what she said. She saw a furry tail follow Kat into the kitchen, the big 'C'! It was coming!
"KAT! LOOK OUT! THE BIG 'C'! IT'S HERE!!!!" They heard only the thud of a body and a terrified scream from the kitchen. The big 'C' had gotten Kat. Everyone rushed into the kitchen to see. . .
A small, marbled Maine Coon cat sitting on Kat's chest, purring and licking Kat, who was in Inu-Yasha's body. The cat was a she. Kat was laughing, tying to remove the cat.
"Cuddles! St-stop, that tickles! Yeah, I know ya missed me, I did too. That's my baby girl, so sweet." Kat stood up, holding Cuddles in her arms. "Cuddles knows Yashu already, but I suggest that you two have caution around her. She doesn't take well to new people. She knows that we've switched bodies, otherwise she would have tackled Inu-Yasha instead. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. Now, come on Cuddles, time for dinner. I forgot to feed you for three days!"
Later, when Kat went to get some cat food for Cuddles, Miroku made the mistake of letting Cuddles on his lap. He thought that with a name like Cuddles that Kat was pulling their leg when she warned them. He petted Cuddles. Cuddles looked at him, then squinted her eyes evilly. Miroku felt something warm on his lap, something wet. When cuddles jumped down, Miroku had a big wet spot on his lap, were Cuddles had peed. Miroku hated cats from then on. He asked Yashu for help to change pants, then they ate, and then it was time to leave. Kat was about to go out the door when. . .
"Meow."
"Huh? What Cuddles?"
"Meow, row."
"You wanna come with us?"
"Meow!!"
So, now Cuddles was helping Kat drive back to the well. The cat wanted to go to Sengoku Jidai with her owner. And frankly, Miroku was sure that oncoming demons would run at the sight of Cuddles. ************************************************************* Ha! That was the perfect thing to do to Miroku. Ja Ne till next time!