Miako: Hello people, this is our first story so please be nice. It's
supposed to be kouzumi and OCC. Well, since there is nothing to type at all
here is chapter one.
Disclaimer: Nope, owns nothing.
Warning: We've already warned you in the summery, so beware, Junpei lovers, this story will bash Junpei. We suggest you don't read if you're a Junpei fan, arigatou.
-Day one, where the disaster begins..
" Sit down you useless brats!" Mr. Asakura yelled as he slammed the door, Mr. Asakura was one mean beast, that's the reason why he was also known as, " The angry beast of devils"
" Now, to start our freaking lesson, someone read the introduction of how to make a potion," Mr. Asakura scanned the room.
" Tomoyo start reading!" Tomoyo was fixing her camcorder while reading the introduction. When she was done, Mr. Asakura started to speak,
" Now you fools, I will pick a partner for you and I will hear no complains!" Everyone nodded in unison. " Mimi and Yamato, Taichi and Sora, Sakura and Syaoran, Kashi and Tashi, Junpei and Takuya, Tomoyo and Eriol, Suzuki and Hori and Izumi and Kouji." Izumi sighed and looked over to her friend, Tashi and Kashi. They were both twins, they had long brown hair and blue eyes.
" Orimoto stop thinking about Junpei and help me with this!" Kouji said snapping Izumi back to reality.
" Shut up Minamoto! I'm not thinking about that fat ass Junpei! And whom are you thinking about? Suzuki?" Izumi asked somewhat laughing. Kouji grew angry, Suzuki loved Kouji and hated Izumi, but it was the opposite, Kouji hated Suzuki.
" Orimoto shut up until you actually know something!" Izumi give her partner a you're-going-to-get-it-face.
" What are you saying? I'm not smart enough?" Izumi banged her fist on the table, causing the powder and liquid to spill everywhere. Kouji got mad and he too, banged his fist on the table, he was obviously stronger than Izumi, so when he banged his fist on the table, it was louder, causing the commotion in the room to stop. Then suddenly, the liquid got to the powder and..BOOM! An explosion happened, everything exploded on Izumi and Kouji. Now they were covered with green slime. Mr. Asakura looked over from his spot; his face was bright red,
" Ms. Orimoto and Mr. Minamoto what is the meaning of this?" Mr. Asakura asked angrily.
" We uh-," Izumi trembled; she was trying to get the green slime off her the same time.
" It was an accident." Kouji said helping her out. Izumi give Mr. Asakura a big fake grin, Mr. Asakura rolled his eyes and said, " Now, everyone, it's almost lunchtime so clean up!"
" Orimoto, it's all your fault!" Kouji said while cleaning up, Izumi got mad,
" Well Kouji! You're the one who started it!"
" Was not!"
" Shut up!"
" Well look who's talking." Kouji said sarcastically, Izumi rolled her eyes and gave Kouji a hard kick from under the table.
--Lunchtime, where Junpei bashing begins-
The lunch lady, also known as " Mrs. Tahasi," placed a plate of strawberry pudding on the lunch table. Izumi immediately grabbed it before anyone else , but Kouji also made a grab for it.
" Give it Minamoto!" Kouji narrowed an eyebrow,
" Izumi you're not the boss here!"
" Well I got it first so give it!" Kouji was stronger so he pulled the pudding and set it on his tray. Izumi got angry, ' he took my favorite dessert!' she thought in her mind, and then Izumi got an idea, ' let's see you survive this!' She took a bottle of white wipe cream and spray it right on Kouji's face.
" Orimoto! You're so dead!" Kouji yelled and ran into the washroom. Izumi let out an evil giggle, " Ha! Let's see your face when you come out!" Without knowing, Izumi accidentally pressed the spraying button and Mr. Asakura was just walking down the hall, Izumi sprayed the cream onto Mr. Asakura. When Mr. Asakura knew what was happening he yelled,
" Ms. Orimoto! What is the definition of this?" He asked angrily.
" I-I haha, um..um...haha, um, haha um." Izumi stammered.
" Ms. Orimoto oh you don't know what you're in for!" Mr. Asakura yelled.
Kouji-
" Stupid Orimoto!" Kouji cursed while cleaning his face, then he got an idea.
" Ha, well it's payback time!" He told himself, Kouji took the broom lying on the washroom door and soaked the bottom with sink water and soap. Kouji grinned evilly, Izumi didn't know what she was in for.
--Izumi and Mr. Asakura, where the yelling begins..
" Seriously, I didn't know you were there!" Izumi said trying not to get into deep trouble, she knew Mr. Asakura was a very mad man. He gets angry or depressed very easily.
" Izumi, do you know that I have a date tonight! I can't go dressing up like this! My girlfriend will kill me!" He yelled madly with hyper ness.
" But you're fifty, Mr. Asakura!"
" So what if I'm too old?" Mr. Asakura questioned coolly, he bend down and.. " PA!"
" OUCH!" He yelled,
" What's wrong?" Izumi asked trying hard not to laugh.
" I broke a bone!"
" See you are too old!"
" Nonsense, my wife still loves me!" Izumi's mouth hanged open,
" What? I thought you had a girlfriend," just then, Kouji charged in with his weapon he made a 'hiya!' voice trying to sound like ninja people. He tried to aim at Izumi, but the broom was fairy large and Izumi, somehow, managed to get away. She moved aside and Mr. Asakura, was still holding his back, Kouji then aimed the broom at Mr. Asakura's face. Now Mr. Asakura was covered up with green slime, just like in class that morning,
" I-I...um," Kouji mumbled,
" Arg, first there was Orimoto! And now it's you! I'm telling you! I have a date tonight! She'll dump me if she sees me this ug-," unexpectedly, Takuya, who was sitting on top of a garbage can lid, with Junpei pushing behind zoomed over, he was laughing but stopped immediately when he saw Mr. Asakura, Kouji and Izumi's mouth hanged open. Junpei was still pushing when BANG!
" ..." Takuya jumped off half way and rolled beside Kouji, but Junpei was still running pushing the garbage can, it crashed into Mr. Asakura with garbage all over him, not to mention Junpei on top.
" I-I," Takuya stammered, then..
" Watch out!" Sakura and Syaoran were walking together when Syaoran tripped over some books and fell onto Sakura, Sakura was drinking water and slipped and slid over with the water all-pouring on Mr. Asakura.
" ENOUGH!" Mr. Asakura yelled holding his head, Kouji stared, Izumi froze, Takuya was still on the floor, Junpei stood up but couldn't because of Mr. Asakura, Sakura and Syaoran were on top of each other blushing like mad.
" YOU-PEOPLE ARE-IMPOSSIBLE! DON'T YOU STINKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT?! FIRST IZUMI SPRAYED WIPE CREAM ON MY FACE, THEN KOUJI HAD TO PUT GREEN SLIME ON ME, AND THEN TAKUYA AND FAT ASS JUNPEI HAD TO POUR ME WITH GARBAGE, NOW YOU TWO! I'M GOING TO QUIT MY CAREER!" Mr. Asakura shouted jumped out the window. (It's okay, he didn't die, they're at the very first floor so he fell onto the grass, remember, this guy is an insane man)Everyone sweat dropped. Then suddenly, Tashi and Kashi entered scene, Kashi slipped on some water that Sakura accidentally poured on Mr. Asakura, so she hanged on to Tashi but she slipped too and she kicked Junpei, causing him to fly out the window holding his butt.
Then suddenly.." OUCH!" Junpei was on top of Mr. Asakura.
-End chapter, where the disaster ends-
Miako: Ah, peace. Well how you like this chapter? Good or bad? Yes, I tried making it funnier, but wasn't the end funny? Oh and by the way, in future chapters there will be more Junpei bashing, BAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Junpei: But I'm a good guy!
Miako: Shuddup!
Kouji: R/R!
Disclaimer: Nope, owns nothing.
Warning: We've already warned you in the summery, so beware, Junpei lovers, this story will bash Junpei. We suggest you don't read if you're a Junpei fan, arigatou.
-Day one, where the disaster begins..
" Sit down you useless brats!" Mr. Asakura yelled as he slammed the door, Mr. Asakura was one mean beast, that's the reason why he was also known as, " The angry beast of devils"
" Now, to start our freaking lesson, someone read the introduction of how to make a potion," Mr. Asakura scanned the room.
" Tomoyo start reading!" Tomoyo was fixing her camcorder while reading the introduction. When she was done, Mr. Asakura started to speak,
" Now you fools, I will pick a partner for you and I will hear no complains!" Everyone nodded in unison. " Mimi and Yamato, Taichi and Sora, Sakura and Syaoran, Kashi and Tashi, Junpei and Takuya, Tomoyo and Eriol, Suzuki and Hori and Izumi and Kouji." Izumi sighed and looked over to her friend, Tashi and Kashi. They were both twins, they had long brown hair and blue eyes.
" Orimoto stop thinking about Junpei and help me with this!" Kouji said snapping Izumi back to reality.
" Shut up Minamoto! I'm not thinking about that fat ass Junpei! And whom are you thinking about? Suzuki?" Izumi asked somewhat laughing. Kouji grew angry, Suzuki loved Kouji and hated Izumi, but it was the opposite, Kouji hated Suzuki.
" Orimoto shut up until you actually know something!" Izumi give her partner a you're-going-to-get-it-face.
" What are you saying? I'm not smart enough?" Izumi banged her fist on the table, causing the powder and liquid to spill everywhere. Kouji got mad and he too, banged his fist on the table, he was obviously stronger than Izumi, so when he banged his fist on the table, it was louder, causing the commotion in the room to stop. Then suddenly, the liquid got to the powder and..BOOM! An explosion happened, everything exploded on Izumi and Kouji. Now they were covered with green slime. Mr. Asakura looked over from his spot; his face was bright red,
" Ms. Orimoto and Mr. Minamoto what is the meaning of this?" Mr. Asakura asked angrily.
" We uh-," Izumi trembled; she was trying to get the green slime off her the same time.
" It was an accident." Kouji said helping her out. Izumi give Mr. Asakura a big fake grin, Mr. Asakura rolled his eyes and said, " Now, everyone, it's almost lunchtime so clean up!"
" Orimoto, it's all your fault!" Kouji said while cleaning up, Izumi got mad,
" Well Kouji! You're the one who started it!"
" Was not!"
" Shut up!"
" Well look who's talking." Kouji said sarcastically, Izumi rolled her eyes and gave Kouji a hard kick from under the table.
--Lunchtime, where Junpei bashing begins-
The lunch lady, also known as " Mrs. Tahasi," placed a plate of strawberry pudding on the lunch table. Izumi immediately grabbed it before anyone else , but Kouji also made a grab for it.
" Give it Minamoto!" Kouji narrowed an eyebrow,
" Izumi you're not the boss here!"
" Well I got it first so give it!" Kouji was stronger so he pulled the pudding and set it on his tray. Izumi got angry, ' he took my favorite dessert!' she thought in her mind, and then Izumi got an idea, ' let's see you survive this!' She took a bottle of white wipe cream and spray it right on Kouji's face.
" Orimoto! You're so dead!" Kouji yelled and ran into the washroom. Izumi let out an evil giggle, " Ha! Let's see your face when you come out!" Without knowing, Izumi accidentally pressed the spraying button and Mr. Asakura was just walking down the hall, Izumi sprayed the cream onto Mr. Asakura. When Mr. Asakura knew what was happening he yelled,
" Ms. Orimoto! What is the definition of this?" He asked angrily.
" I-I haha, um..um...haha, um, haha um." Izumi stammered.
" Ms. Orimoto oh you don't know what you're in for!" Mr. Asakura yelled.
Kouji-
" Stupid Orimoto!" Kouji cursed while cleaning his face, then he got an idea.
" Ha, well it's payback time!" He told himself, Kouji took the broom lying on the washroom door and soaked the bottom with sink water and soap. Kouji grinned evilly, Izumi didn't know what she was in for.
--Izumi and Mr. Asakura, where the yelling begins..
" Seriously, I didn't know you were there!" Izumi said trying not to get into deep trouble, she knew Mr. Asakura was a very mad man. He gets angry or depressed very easily.
" Izumi, do you know that I have a date tonight! I can't go dressing up like this! My girlfriend will kill me!" He yelled madly with hyper ness.
" But you're fifty, Mr. Asakura!"
" So what if I'm too old?" Mr. Asakura questioned coolly, he bend down and.. " PA!"
" OUCH!" He yelled,
" What's wrong?" Izumi asked trying hard not to laugh.
" I broke a bone!"
" See you are too old!"
" Nonsense, my wife still loves me!" Izumi's mouth hanged open,
" What? I thought you had a girlfriend," just then, Kouji charged in with his weapon he made a 'hiya!' voice trying to sound like ninja people. He tried to aim at Izumi, but the broom was fairy large and Izumi, somehow, managed to get away. She moved aside and Mr. Asakura, was still holding his back, Kouji then aimed the broom at Mr. Asakura's face. Now Mr. Asakura was covered up with green slime, just like in class that morning,
" I-I...um," Kouji mumbled,
" Arg, first there was Orimoto! And now it's you! I'm telling you! I have a date tonight! She'll dump me if she sees me this ug-," unexpectedly, Takuya, who was sitting on top of a garbage can lid, with Junpei pushing behind zoomed over, he was laughing but stopped immediately when he saw Mr. Asakura, Kouji and Izumi's mouth hanged open. Junpei was still pushing when BANG!
" ..." Takuya jumped off half way and rolled beside Kouji, but Junpei was still running pushing the garbage can, it crashed into Mr. Asakura with garbage all over him, not to mention Junpei on top.
" I-I," Takuya stammered, then..
" Watch out!" Sakura and Syaoran were walking together when Syaoran tripped over some books and fell onto Sakura, Sakura was drinking water and slipped and slid over with the water all-pouring on Mr. Asakura.
" ENOUGH!" Mr. Asakura yelled holding his head, Kouji stared, Izumi froze, Takuya was still on the floor, Junpei stood up but couldn't because of Mr. Asakura, Sakura and Syaoran were on top of each other blushing like mad.
" YOU-PEOPLE ARE-IMPOSSIBLE! DON'T YOU STINKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT?! FIRST IZUMI SPRAYED WIPE CREAM ON MY FACE, THEN KOUJI HAD TO PUT GREEN SLIME ON ME, AND THEN TAKUYA AND FAT ASS JUNPEI HAD TO POUR ME WITH GARBAGE, NOW YOU TWO! I'M GOING TO QUIT MY CAREER!" Mr. Asakura shouted jumped out the window. (It's okay, he didn't die, they're at the very first floor so he fell onto the grass, remember, this guy is an insane man)Everyone sweat dropped. Then suddenly, Tashi and Kashi entered scene, Kashi slipped on some water that Sakura accidentally poured on Mr. Asakura, so she hanged on to Tashi but she slipped too and she kicked Junpei, causing him to fly out the window holding his butt.
Then suddenly.." OUCH!" Junpei was on top of Mr. Asakura.
-End chapter, where the disaster ends-
Miako: Ah, peace. Well how you like this chapter? Good or bad? Yes, I tried making it funnier, but wasn't the end funny? Oh and by the way, in future chapters there will be more Junpei bashing, BAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Junpei: But I'm a good guy!
Miako: Shuddup!
Kouji: R/R!