All right, all right!!!!!! I'm Back!!!! Sheesh. Kat and Yashu are trying
to kill me in my mind right now for the evilness that I have plagued them
with. But you must admit, it's funny!!! Hee hee, aren't I a sick minded
freak? Onward, ho!
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After another crazed car trip, they arrived at the shrine. Getting into the well was an easy task, explaining a thing to Kagome and the others wasn't so easy. Kat had already begun playing with her new ears, tweaking them and making sounds. Inu-Yasha didn't like the way Kat was in total control of his body. What exactly would she do?
Kitsune Ki's voice boomed over their heads. "You must tell no one about your switch, or else you will be stuck in those bodies for another week longer! Remember these words!!!!" When the voice died off, Yashu looked into her arms to see Kat, in Inu-Yasha's body, sitting in them bridal-style.
"Yashu, remove your hand. That's a restricted area, if you know what I mean." Kat came crashing down as Yashu screamed with horror, clutching "her" left hand. She found a rock and began to beat it over and over. She had just groped "Kat's" butt!
"I'm unclean!!!!" Yashu bellowed as Miroku restrained her from damaging his body further. Kat was in tears from laughing so hard. Cuddles sat next to her owner, licking her paw, oblivious to the action. She looked at the laughing person next to her, looked to the well, and hopped down it. Perhaps Buyo would be interested in strip poker with her. . .(there. Cuddles is gone, waa!!!!!)
"Feh, stupid wenches." Inu-Yasha tried to snort, but it came out as a wheezing cough. "His" eyes bulged at the sound. "Oi, Kat! What's wrong with your voice!"
"Oh, just spit. Probably a lugee. Just cough it up and spit." Inu- Yasha did as he was told. What came out. . .well you get the idea.
"Nasty!!"
Meanwhile, Kagome and the others returned from wherever they were. They were surprised to find "Inu-Yasha" playing with his own ears.
"Tweaky tweaky! Hee hee! So soft and so furry!"
Kagome walked up to "Inu-Yasha".
"Hey, are you all right?"
"Me? Just fine! Never better! Why?"
"You were tweaking your ears."
"I know! I like them tweaked, they itch a lot! (Oh Kat, don't go there!) Would you scratch them for me? Pwease?" "Inu-Yasha" then proceeded to give Kagome puppy-dog eyes (Oh, Kat! Why?).
"Umm. . .okay. . ." Kagome uneasily touched one ear, then put her other hand on the other ear. Rubbing them softly, she heard a soft purr.
"Aaaahhhhh. . ."
Just then, Inu-Yasha came in. His jaw nearly dropped when he saw Kat abusing her ear powers.
"Ka-err-Inu-Yasha! What are you doing!?"
"Getting my ears rubbed, what's it look like? Ahh. . ."
"Not anymore!! Come!!" Inu-Yasha grabbed his kimono sleeve and drug Kat away from Kagome. Kagome just sat there, confused.
When the two were away from hearing range, Inu-Yasha began to speak.
"Now listen here! You can't ruin my reputation as a tough guy that easily! Don't pull a stunt like that ever again! You hear me!?"
Kat smiled smugly. "And what are you gonna do? Tell Kagome what happened? You can't, I know you won't. So. . .guess who gets control of the ramen pot?"
"HEY! That's MY ramen, and you will not lay a single finger on it!"
"Make me. I got control of Tetsusaiga too. I could use it. . .Yay!"
"NO!!"
"Also, I think that your body needs a bath or something. And. . .I gotta pee. . ."
"Great. Just. . .perfect."
Meanwhile, Miroku and Yashu were having the same exact conversation.
"Eww. . .Miroku, I don't wanna look! Help me!"
"Yashu, all you gotta do is pull down your pants, and let it go."
"EEEWWW!"
After "Yashu" watered the bushes, She went to find Kat and Inu-Yasha to see how they were doing.
"NO!! YOU WILL NOT DO SUCH A THING!!!"
"Oh hush, Inu-Yasha! I'm just going to wash and brush this tangled mess you call your hair."
"I FORBID IT!"
"Hi Yashu! Wanna wash hair? Looks like Miroku's hair could use some shampoo too."
"Sure!"
Both switched men groaned as the two walked away for Kagome's bag. This gave Inu-Yasha time to think. If Kagome said the word "sit", Kat would be the one to go boom! He grinned. He was free!!!
Kagome still was confused at "Inu-Yasha's" actions. Him and cute are not very familiar with each other. Just then, "Inu-Yasha" and "Miroku" walked up to her.
"Umm. . .Kagome. . .could we possibly. . .borrow some shampoo and brushes? We need to wash our hair." Kat ran "her" fingers in Inu-Yasha's hair to give proof.
Now Kagome was freaked. "It's in my bag. . ."
"Thank you very much!"
'Did Inu-Yasha just say thank you?' Kagome thought as she put her hand onto her forehead. The heat of the day was getting to her head too much.
"WAAAAAA!!!"
"Oh Kat! Don't be such a baby!"
"You'd scream too, if you had someone yanking at your scalp!"
"Just shut up and let me get these knot out!"
Getting knots out of tangled white hair was hard! The exhausted two collapsed onto the ground, to be found by the boys who shared their bodies.
Inu-Yasha examined his hair. It was visibly thinner. He boomed for a few minutes, then sat down. Miroku was just giggling. He had boobs! Miroku, the man, had boobs! Only he couldn't touch them. Poo.
Just then, Naraku reared from the shadows.
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Okay, I will be wrapping up this story shortly. Only twelve more chapters until the end. I enjoyed writing this story, so I will make a sequel! Only this time, the gang goes to America with Kat!
Ja Ne!
After another crazed car trip, they arrived at the shrine. Getting into the well was an easy task, explaining a thing to Kagome and the others wasn't so easy. Kat had already begun playing with her new ears, tweaking them and making sounds. Inu-Yasha didn't like the way Kat was in total control of his body. What exactly would she do?
Kitsune Ki's voice boomed over their heads. "You must tell no one about your switch, or else you will be stuck in those bodies for another week longer! Remember these words!!!!" When the voice died off, Yashu looked into her arms to see Kat, in Inu-Yasha's body, sitting in them bridal-style.
"Yashu, remove your hand. That's a restricted area, if you know what I mean." Kat came crashing down as Yashu screamed with horror, clutching "her" left hand. She found a rock and began to beat it over and over. She had just groped "Kat's" butt!
"I'm unclean!!!!" Yashu bellowed as Miroku restrained her from damaging his body further. Kat was in tears from laughing so hard. Cuddles sat next to her owner, licking her paw, oblivious to the action. She looked at the laughing person next to her, looked to the well, and hopped down it. Perhaps Buyo would be interested in strip poker with her. . .(there. Cuddles is gone, waa!!!!!)
"Feh, stupid wenches." Inu-Yasha tried to snort, but it came out as a wheezing cough. "His" eyes bulged at the sound. "Oi, Kat! What's wrong with your voice!"
"Oh, just spit. Probably a lugee. Just cough it up and spit." Inu- Yasha did as he was told. What came out. . .well you get the idea.
"Nasty!!"
Meanwhile, Kagome and the others returned from wherever they were. They were surprised to find "Inu-Yasha" playing with his own ears.
"Tweaky tweaky! Hee hee! So soft and so furry!"
Kagome walked up to "Inu-Yasha".
"Hey, are you all right?"
"Me? Just fine! Never better! Why?"
"You were tweaking your ears."
"I know! I like them tweaked, they itch a lot! (Oh Kat, don't go there!) Would you scratch them for me? Pwease?" "Inu-Yasha" then proceeded to give Kagome puppy-dog eyes (Oh, Kat! Why?).
"Umm. . .okay. . ." Kagome uneasily touched one ear, then put her other hand on the other ear. Rubbing them softly, she heard a soft purr.
"Aaaahhhhh. . ."
Just then, Inu-Yasha came in. His jaw nearly dropped when he saw Kat abusing her ear powers.
"Ka-err-Inu-Yasha! What are you doing!?"
"Getting my ears rubbed, what's it look like? Ahh. . ."
"Not anymore!! Come!!" Inu-Yasha grabbed his kimono sleeve and drug Kat away from Kagome. Kagome just sat there, confused.
When the two were away from hearing range, Inu-Yasha began to speak.
"Now listen here! You can't ruin my reputation as a tough guy that easily! Don't pull a stunt like that ever again! You hear me!?"
Kat smiled smugly. "And what are you gonna do? Tell Kagome what happened? You can't, I know you won't. So. . .guess who gets control of the ramen pot?"
"HEY! That's MY ramen, and you will not lay a single finger on it!"
"Make me. I got control of Tetsusaiga too. I could use it. . .Yay!"
"NO!!"
"Also, I think that your body needs a bath or something. And. . .I gotta pee. . ."
"Great. Just. . .perfect."
Meanwhile, Miroku and Yashu were having the same exact conversation.
"Eww. . .Miroku, I don't wanna look! Help me!"
"Yashu, all you gotta do is pull down your pants, and let it go."
"EEEWWW!"
After "Yashu" watered the bushes, She went to find Kat and Inu-Yasha to see how they were doing.
"NO!! YOU WILL NOT DO SUCH A THING!!!"
"Oh hush, Inu-Yasha! I'm just going to wash and brush this tangled mess you call your hair."
"I FORBID IT!"
"Hi Yashu! Wanna wash hair? Looks like Miroku's hair could use some shampoo too."
"Sure!"
Both switched men groaned as the two walked away for Kagome's bag. This gave Inu-Yasha time to think. If Kagome said the word "sit", Kat would be the one to go boom! He grinned. He was free!!!
Kagome still was confused at "Inu-Yasha's" actions. Him and cute are not very familiar with each other. Just then, "Inu-Yasha" and "Miroku" walked up to her.
"Umm. . .Kagome. . .could we possibly. . .borrow some shampoo and brushes? We need to wash our hair." Kat ran "her" fingers in Inu-Yasha's hair to give proof.
Now Kagome was freaked. "It's in my bag. . ."
"Thank you very much!"
'Did Inu-Yasha just say thank you?' Kagome thought as she put her hand onto her forehead. The heat of the day was getting to her head too much.
"WAAAAAA!!!"
"Oh Kat! Don't be such a baby!"
"You'd scream too, if you had someone yanking at your scalp!"
"Just shut up and let me get these knot out!"
Getting knots out of tangled white hair was hard! The exhausted two collapsed onto the ground, to be found by the boys who shared their bodies.
Inu-Yasha examined his hair. It was visibly thinner. He boomed for a few minutes, then sat down. Miroku was just giggling. He had boobs! Miroku, the man, had boobs! Only he couldn't touch them. Poo.
Just then, Naraku reared from the shadows.
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Okay, I will be wrapping up this story shortly. Only twelve more chapters until the end. I enjoyed writing this story, so I will make a sequel! Only this time, the gang goes to America with Kat!
Ja Ne!