Yamika- HI! Yamika here!
Miako- They know who you are already your name appears when you talk!!!
Yamika- Oh yeah. heheh ^_^; As I was about to say this is the fourth chapter of What is love and it's going to be crazy!! So, readers get ready.
Miako- Start already!
Yamika- ahem! The disclaimer!!!
Miako- Oops.
The Class- Please! Pay us more this time!! Please!!
Disclaimer-We don't own anything! Even though we really want to. But we do own Kashi and Tashi! But we don't actually want to own Mr.Asakura. By now you should know that there's Junpei bashing.
Chapter 4- At camp!!
" We're finally here!! Yes! Yes! Yes!" cheered Izumi who was relieved that she was out of the bus.
" I still feel sick from that horrible ride on the bus," said Hori. A couple others agreed.
" OH! IZUMI!! Do you feel sick? I'll nurse you 'til you feel better!"
" JUNPEI!! What makes me sick is you!" shouted Izumi in Junpei's face.
" B-but Izumi!" He suddenly forgot what he was going to say and said, " Oh Izumi! I'm so glad to have you back from that freak Kouji! Did he hurt you?"
" NO! Now, will you get away from me?!"
-Over to Kouji-
" Kouji how could you hug that Izumi?" asked Suzuki.
" I didn't hug her! I was trying to get her off of-," Kouji was cut off by Mr.Asakura's annoying voice.
" NOW, YOU BUNCH OF FREAKING BRATS GET ALL OF YOUR FRICKING STUFF AND HEAD FOR THE FRICKING CABINS!!!"
The teens followed their order and were at the cabins in no time.
" NOW WILL ALL OF YOU SICK LOOKING BOYS GO TO THE LEFT CABIN AND YOU CREEPY LOOKING GIRLS GO TO THE RIGHT CABIN!!!" All of the teens just stood there none of them moved. " WELL WHY DON'T YOU FRICKING KIDS GO INTO THE CABINS?????" All of them went into their directed cabins, except Junpei. " WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR FRICKING CABIN???"
" Which one is the left one?"
" That one" and pointed to the right one.
" OK!! Thanks Mr.Asakura!"
Junpei went into the right cabin, which was the girls cabin. Some girls were just about to change into their camping uniforms, when Junpei entered the cabin! " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They kicked Junpei out and began changing.
Junpei finally went into the right cabin, when the boys were changing. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
" Umm. why did we just screamed?" came Takuya's voice.
The room was silent. It was so silent that crickets could be heard chirping.
After half an hour the kids were ready and stood in a line like prisoners in front of the two cabins.
" OK!! You! Eriol! Go and get me a soda. Kashi, Tashi go and get me a bucket of warm water! Kouji! -,"
" I thought this was a summer camp not slave camp." The teacher was speechless and remembered what they really had to do.
" We are going to have a scavenger hunt!!!!!" music plays in the background. Dun-dun-dun-da! * Music like your very proud about something*
" YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-,"
" SHUT UP YOU FREAKING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" finished the kids.
" Freaking bunch of bratty kids." muttered Mr.Asakura under his breath.
So they got the packs filled with, marshmallows, flashlights, extra clothes, forks, knifes, scissors, *takes a deep breath * sunglasses, food, water, some things, some other things, some other useless things and of course a map! Junpei on the other hand brought.. Let's take a look shall we with my trusty x-ray backpack glasses* author's use only *. Marshmallows, forks, knifes, pitchfork? Pictures of Izumi, a voodoo doll of Kouji with needles on it. Food, more food, under wear!!! OMG!! That's an incredibly big pair of under pants!! And are those pictures of Izumi on his under pants?? OMG!! Aw gross!! Sickening!!! I don't want to see more..
The group starts walking. Every 2 minutes or so we hear a huge boom sound. Which meant that Junpei, Mr.BigButt tripped and fell to the ground. Every time he fell Izumi hit him with the enormous mallet. She soon got tired and Kashi and Tashi took over. They each had a mallet of their own and both hit him when he tripped. They were having so much fun hitting him that they decide to hit him while they walk even if he didn't trip.
They walked deeper into the forest and finally someone spoke out. " OK!! YOU FREAKING KIDS!! YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL USE THE MAP AND FIND THE FOLLOWING! A SICKENING RUBBER DUCKIE, A BUTCHER KNIFE, A PIECE OF LEGO, PICTURE OF YOUR FREAKING CLASSMATE, A PAIR OF JUNPEI'S UNDER PANTS, ONE OF MY SOCKS I LEFT HERE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SOME DOG FOOD, A BITTEN PRUNE, A PIECE OF PUZZLE, A KICK-ME-SIGN AND DON'T LOSE YOUR PARTNER YOU FRICKING KIDS!!!!!!! ALSO DON'T COME BACK IF YOU DON'T FIND ALL OF THOSE FRICKING ITEMS!!!
The kids stared at the list of what they had to find. " These things are impossible to find!! We got to find piece of puzzle and a piece of Lego?? What the heck!" yelled Takuya.
The teacher stared hard at Takuya. He hid behind Kouichi and whimpered.
-The group separates-
" Hey Kouji! Wait for me!!" yelled Izumi trying to catch up with Kouji.
" Well try to catch up then! The sooner we find those pieces of junk we can get out of here."
" ....."
" Well, well you finally shut up for once."
" NO I didn't!! You mindless fool!"
" Seems to me you did!" Izumi hit Kouji with the mallet she use to hit Izumi with. " OuCh! Why did you do that???"
" To teach you a lesson from a girl like me!"
" Hi you-," came Sakura's voice when Junpei came running and tripped over a rock and landed on top of Sakura.
" Izumi!! I found you my love!!" Izumi hit him with her trusty mallet.
" Don't you ever dare call me that again fat ass."
" Does anybody care about me?!" yelled Sakura under Junpei.
" FATASS!! Get off of Sakura!" came a worried Syaoran. He tried pushing Junpei off of Sakura but Junpei was too heavy. Kouji and Izumi helped him and they still could get him off Sakura. Soon Kashi, Tashi, Kouichi and Tomoyo came and they still couldn't get him off.
" How much do you weigh?" yelled the two pairs off twins.
" I don't know, but I do know that I weigh more than a feather." Every one sweat dropped. -_-;;;;;;;''''
" More like a ton!" hollered Sakura.
" It's ok my dear Sakura I'll help you."
" Oh Syaoran."
" Sakura."
" Syaoran."
" Sakura."
" Syaoran." And they went on and on.
" Hey what about us?? We're helping too you know!!"
After fifteen minutes of trying to push the fat ass off of Sakura. Junpei asked what they were doing.
" Junpei!! You get off my sweet Sakura right now!!" screamed Syaoran.
" Sakura's sweet? Are you serious? Can I eat her? Tell me Syaoran!"
" Junpei you are such a dimwit." Everyone nodded.
" Junpei stand up!" shouted Izumi.
" Yes, Izumi my dearest!"
" I am not your dearest!" Junpei tried to hug her but Izumi moved away and Junpei landed on Takuya who was running towards them. Unfortunately Takuya fell backwards while Junpei fell face forwards. And Junpei kissed Takuya. Kouji, Izumi, Tomoyo, Kouichi, Kashi, Tashi, Sakura, Syaoran and Yamato who just arrived, stared. Takuya's face was all red like a red balloon. Junpei who closed his eyes the whole time thought the one he was kissing was Izumi, kissed even more deeply. Takuya's face grew even redder. Every one else stared and sweat dropped. Hori and Mimi arrived and saw the scene did the same thing like every one else. They just stared. Suzuki who was trying to hide from Junpei came out behind the trees and took a picture of Junpei kissing Takuya.
After about so long, Junpei opened his eyes. Instead of seeing greenish blue eyes, he saw brown ones. Brown ones filled with tears in them. Junpei got up to see his classmates staring and sweat dropping. He then looked down and saw a very shocked, crying Takuya. The stare continues. Takuya still shocked on the ground.
Mean while, back where the cabins are was Mr.Asakura. He was sitting on a lounge chair. " While those little brats stay out there in the woods, I can relax." He took out his cell phone and dialed his girl friend's phone number.
" Hello?" came a feminine voice.
" Hello my sweet pumpkin!"
" Oh, It's you, well guess what? I'm breaking up with you, you old geek."
" WHAT??? NO YOU ARE NOT YOU, you!" Mr.Asakura's girlfriend hung up.
Mr.Asakura started crying like a hideous old fool, which he is.
-Back to the kids-
Suddenly!!!! A big, huge, enormous gust of wind blew very, very, very hard at the kids!!! " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Some of them fell to the ground. Some of them tried to hold on the trees. All their maps were caught in the wind and got blown away. Most of them got blown away. " AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Their screams fade away as they got blown further. Junpei who didn't even move a bit by the wind actually enjoyed the wind, while the others yelled and screamed.
After the wind, the kids that weren't blown away looked rather, funny! Kids left- Kashi, Kouichi, Tashi, Hori, Takuya, Junpei and Suzuki. Their hair was either up, sideways, diagonally, the other way, back, or over their faces. All of them looked ridiculous.
Kouji, Izumi, Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Eriol, Mimi, Yamato, Taichi and Sora were the ones that got blown away. (Notice that they're all couplings?) They were all very dizzy so they all passed out.
" Where are we?" asked Tomoyo who was the first one to gain consciousness. She looked around and saw all of the boys snoring. Taichi was the loudest one. Something hit her head and she passed out again.
Yamika- OK!! That's it, I ran out of ideas right there! I don't want to write a story that's not funny enough!
Readers- O_O!!
Miako- Ahahahahaha I am going to do way, way better than Yamika 'cause I ate all the sugar and she didn't get any!!! Ahahahahaha!
Mr.Asakura's class- Hey pay us!! Pay us!! Pay us!! Pay us!! Or else we'll go on a strike!! Yea!! We'll go on a strike if you don't PAY US!!
Miako & Yamika- O_O'''''''''don't do that!! *Gives each student ten dollars *
Miako- They know who you are already your name appears when you talk!!!
Yamika- Oh yeah. heheh ^_^; As I was about to say this is the fourth chapter of What is love and it's going to be crazy!! So, readers get ready.
Miako- Start already!
Yamika- ahem! The disclaimer!!!
Miako- Oops.
The Class- Please! Pay us more this time!! Please!!
Disclaimer-We don't own anything! Even though we really want to. But we do own Kashi and Tashi! But we don't actually want to own Mr.Asakura. By now you should know that there's Junpei bashing.
Chapter 4- At camp!!
" We're finally here!! Yes! Yes! Yes!" cheered Izumi who was relieved that she was out of the bus.
" I still feel sick from that horrible ride on the bus," said Hori. A couple others agreed.
" OH! IZUMI!! Do you feel sick? I'll nurse you 'til you feel better!"
" JUNPEI!! What makes me sick is you!" shouted Izumi in Junpei's face.
" B-but Izumi!" He suddenly forgot what he was going to say and said, " Oh Izumi! I'm so glad to have you back from that freak Kouji! Did he hurt you?"
" NO! Now, will you get away from me?!"
-Over to Kouji-
" Kouji how could you hug that Izumi?" asked Suzuki.
" I didn't hug her! I was trying to get her off of-," Kouji was cut off by Mr.Asakura's annoying voice.
" NOW, YOU BUNCH OF FREAKING BRATS GET ALL OF YOUR FRICKING STUFF AND HEAD FOR THE FRICKING CABINS!!!"
The teens followed their order and were at the cabins in no time.
" NOW WILL ALL OF YOU SICK LOOKING BOYS GO TO THE LEFT CABIN AND YOU CREEPY LOOKING GIRLS GO TO THE RIGHT CABIN!!!" All of the teens just stood there none of them moved. " WELL WHY DON'T YOU FRICKING KIDS GO INTO THE CABINS?????" All of them went into their directed cabins, except Junpei. " WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR FRICKING CABIN???"
" Which one is the left one?"
" That one" and pointed to the right one.
" OK!! Thanks Mr.Asakura!"
Junpei went into the right cabin, which was the girls cabin. Some girls were just about to change into their camping uniforms, when Junpei entered the cabin! " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They kicked Junpei out and began changing.
Junpei finally went into the right cabin, when the boys were changing. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
" Umm. why did we just screamed?" came Takuya's voice.
The room was silent. It was so silent that crickets could be heard chirping.
After half an hour the kids were ready and stood in a line like prisoners in front of the two cabins.
" OK!! You! Eriol! Go and get me a soda. Kashi, Tashi go and get me a bucket of warm water! Kouji! -,"
" I thought this was a summer camp not slave camp." The teacher was speechless and remembered what they really had to do.
" We are going to have a scavenger hunt!!!!!" music plays in the background. Dun-dun-dun-da! * Music like your very proud about something*
" YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-,"
" SHUT UP YOU FREAKING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" finished the kids.
" Freaking bunch of bratty kids." muttered Mr.Asakura under his breath.
So they got the packs filled with, marshmallows, flashlights, extra clothes, forks, knifes, scissors, *takes a deep breath * sunglasses, food, water, some things, some other things, some other useless things and of course a map! Junpei on the other hand brought.. Let's take a look shall we with my trusty x-ray backpack glasses* author's use only *. Marshmallows, forks, knifes, pitchfork? Pictures of Izumi, a voodoo doll of Kouji with needles on it. Food, more food, under wear!!! OMG!! That's an incredibly big pair of under pants!! And are those pictures of Izumi on his under pants?? OMG!! Aw gross!! Sickening!!! I don't want to see more..
The group starts walking. Every 2 minutes or so we hear a huge boom sound. Which meant that Junpei, Mr.BigButt tripped and fell to the ground. Every time he fell Izumi hit him with the enormous mallet. She soon got tired and Kashi and Tashi took over. They each had a mallet of their own and both hit him when he tripped. They were having so much fun hitting him that they decide to hit him while they walk even if he didn't trip.
They walked deeper into the forest and finally someone spoke out. " OK!! YOU FREAKING KIDS!! YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL USE THE MAP AND FIND THE FOLLOWING! A SICKENING RUBBER DUCKIE, A BUTCHER KNIFE, A PIECE OF LEGO, PICTURE OF YOUR FREAKING CLASSMATE, A PAIR OF JUNPEI'S UNDER PANTS, ONE OF MY SOCKS I LEFT HERE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SOME DOG FOOD, A BITTEN PRUNE, A PIECE OF PUZZLE, A KICK-ME-SIGN AND DON'T LOSE YOUR PARTNER YOU FRICKING KIDS!!!!!!! ALSO DON'T COME BACK IF YOU DON'T FIND ALL OF THOSE FRICKING ITEMS!!!
The kids stared at the list of what they had to find. " These things are impossible to find!! We got to find piece of puzzle and a piece of Lego?? What the heck!" yelled Takuya.
The teacher stared hard at Takuya. He hid behind Kouichi and whimpered.
-The group separates-
" Hey Kouji! Wait for me!!" yelled Izumi trying to catch up with Kouji.
" Well try to catch up then! The sooner we find those pieces of junk we can get out of here."
" ....."
" Well, well you finally shut up for once."
" NO I didn't!! You mindless fool!"
" Seems to me you did!" Izumi hit Kouji with the mallet she use to hit Izumi with. " OuCh! Why did you do that???"
" To teach you a lesson from a girl like me!"
" Hi you-," came Sakura's voice when Junpei came running and tripped over a rock and landed on top of Sakura.
" Izumi!! I found you my love!!" Izumi hit him with her trusty mallet.
" Don't you ever dare call me that again fat ass."
" Does anybody care about me?!" yelled Sakura under Junpei.
" FATASS!! Get off of Sakura!" came a worried Syaoran. He tried pushing Junpei off of Sakura but Junpei was too heavy. Kouji and Izumi helped him and they still could get him off Sakura. Soon Kashi, Tashi, Kouichi and Tomoyo came and they still couldn't get him off.
" How much do you weigh?" yelled the two pairs off twins.
" I don't know, but I do know that I weigh more than a feather." Every one sweat dropped. -_-;;;;;;;''''
" More like a ton!" hollered Sakura.
" It's ok my dear Sakura I'll help you."
" Oh Syaoran."
" Sakura."
" Syaoran."
" Sakura."
" Syaoran." And they went on and on.
" Hey what about us?? We're helping too you know!!"
After fifteen minutes of trying to push the fat ass off of Sakura. Junpei asked what they were doing.
" Junpei!! You get off my sweet Sakura right now!!" screamed Syaoran.
" Sakura's sweet? Are you serious? Can I eat her? Tell me Syaoran!"
" Junpei you are such a dimwit." Everyone nodded.
" Junpei stand up!" shouted Izumi.
" Yes, Izumi my dearest!"
" I am not your dearest!" Junpei tried to hug her but Izumi moved away and Junpei landed on Takuya who was running towards them. Unfortunately Takuya fell backwards while Junpei fell face forwards. And Junpei kissed Takuya. Kouji, Izumi, Tomoyo, Kouichi, Kashi, Tashi, Sakura, Syaoran and Yamato who just arrived, stared. Takuya's face was all red like a red balloon. Junpei who closed his eyes the whole time thought the one he was kissing was Izumi, kissed even more deeply. Takuya's face grew even redder. Every one else stared and sweat dropped. Hori and Mimi arrived and saw the scene did the same thing like every one else. They just stared. Suzuki who was trying to hide from Junpei came out behind the trees and took a picture of Junpei kissing Takuya.
After about so long, Junpei opened his eyes. Instead of seeing greenish blue eyes, he saw brown ones. Brown ones filled with tears in them. Junpei got up to see his classmates staring and sweat dropping. He then looked down and saw a very shocked, crying Takuya. The stare continues. Takuya still shocked on the ground.
Mean while, back where the cabins are was Mr.Asakura. He was sitting on a lounge chair. " While those little brats stay out there in the woods, I can relax." He took out his cell phone and dialed his girl friend's phone number.
" Hello?" came a feminine voice.
" Hello my sweet pumpkin!"
" Oh, It's you, well guess what? I'm breaking up with you, you old geek."
" WHAT??? NO YOU ARE NOT YOU, you!" Mr.Asakura's girlfriend hung up.
Mr.Asakura started crying like a hideous old fool, which he is.
-Back to the kids-
Suddenly!!!! A big, huge, enormous gust of wind blew very, very, very hard at the kids!!! " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Some of them fell to the ground. Some of them tried to hold on the trees. All their maps were caught in the wind and got blown away. Most of them got blown away. " AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Their screams fade away as they got blown further. Junpei who didn't even move a bit by the wind actually enjoyed the wind, while the others yelled and screamed.
After the wind, the kids that weren't blown away looked rather, funny! Kids left- Kashi, Kouichi, Tashi, Hori, Takuya, Junpei and Suzuki. Their hair was either up, sideways, diagonally, the other way, back, or over their faces. All of them looked ridiculous.
Kouji, Izumi, Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Eriol, Mimi, Yamato, Taichi and Sora were the ones that got blown away. (Notice that they're all couplings?) They were all very dizzy so they all passed out.
" Where are we?" asked Tomoyo who was the first one to gain consciousness. She looked around and saw all of the boys snoring. Taichi was the loudest one. Something hit her head and she passed out again.
Yamika- OK!! That's it, I ran out of ideas right there! I don't want to write a story that's not funny enough!
Readers- O_O!!
Miako- Ahahahahaha I am going to do way, way better than Yamika 'cause I ate all the sugar and she didn't get any!!! Ahahahahaha!
Mr.Asakura's class- Hey pay us!! Pay us!! Pay us!! Pay us!! Or else we'll go on a strike!! Yea!! We'll go on a strike if you don't PAY US!!
Miako & Yamika- O_O'''''''''don't do that!! *Gives each student ten dollars *