Miako: Aw look at that!
Yamika: What?
Miako: A monkey!
Yamika:-_-', ok..
Miako: We own nothing!
Yamika: They already know!
--
" Wake up you ninny!" Suzuki shouted slapping him with Kouji's bandanna,
" GIMME THAT!" Kouji hollered angrily.
" I think he's dead." Kouichi said, but suddenly, Junpei woke up, he look like a zombie just climbing out of the grave. " That ass!" Izumi shouted, when Junpei realized it was Izumi, his eyes were shaped like hearts,
" Oh Izumi! I love you! I hope you love me too!" Within that moment, Izumi picked up a rotten apple and hit him. Junpei screamed, like a girl. " AHHHHH!!! My precious nails!" He ran out of the forest.
" Gee, What's with that weirdo?" Kouji asked curiously. No one said anything.
--
When everybody came out, they were tired, Junpei was now at home, updating his Izumi shrine. " Gee what a tough day!" Mimi said as she hugged Yamato,
" Oh that fat no good asshole!" Taichi cursed,
" Honey, cool down," Sora said concered,
" But he still owns me $1.49 for his haircut!" Taichi said and ran down the streets.
" Sweetie come back here!" Sora said and followed Taichi. The rest of the people watched the lovebirds walk down the sidewalk and sweat dropped.
" What the heck was that?" Sakura asked hanging onto Syaoran, he shrugged.
--
The next day, Mr. Asakura, being the devil that he was, began blabbing again. " NOW YOU STUPID DIMWITS, OPEN YOUR STUPID MATH NOTEBOOKS TO PAGE ONE AND READ UNTIL PAGE TWO MILLION AND SIXTY FOUR!" Takuya raised up his hand, " WHAT YOU LITTLE SCHMO?"
" Our notebook only has up to 200 though," Mr. Asakura stomped his foot.
" THEN-THEN SMELL THE FLOOR WHEN YOU'RE DONE!"
" Am I feeling alright or is he being gross?" Tomoyo whispered to Tashi, she shrugged.
" Oh no!" Junpei screamed, suddenly a fifty year old woman ran into the room, it was Junpei's mom. " What's wrong my sweet muffin man?" She asked worried.
" Muffin man?" Questioned Eriol,
" Mom! I like Izumi!" Junpei blurted as the class laughed,
" Oh god I think you're getting the heebie deebies!" Junpei ran out of the room, followed by his mother. " What the heck is the heebie deebies?" Yamato asked. (Hehehehehehehehe)
" It's SARS!" Mimi yelled and she jumped on top of Yamato, everyone screamed like a girl except for Kouji, they were all yelling, " SARS! SARS!" (Except for Kouji)
" Why did we scream?" Hori asked in suddenness,
" I have no idea," Kouichi answered, they all sat down and began reading.
--
" When the long boring lesson was over, Kashi, Tashi, and Izumi walked out, " That was weird," Tashi exclaimed as her friends nodded.
" Junpei is weird!" Her twin Kashi pleaded, they all laughed and walked towards the cafeteria.
--
When they finished buying lunch, they all sat their trays down, and began eating. " So, why is everything so strange?" Kashi questioned, stirring her coke,
" What do you mean?" Asked Izumi,
" I mean like, every teacher's name that we get is Mr. Asakura," Kashi explained, feeling weird asking all those stupid questions.
" Well," Tashi began, " Maybe Mr. Asakura has a lot of brothers."
" Not to mention they all look like fat ass Junpei," Izumi laughed, followed by the laughter of her friends. After lunch, the three friends went back into their classroom, ready to be yelled again, by their crazy, yet insane teacher, Mr. Asakura. As everyone hurried into the classroom, their hyper teacher started to yell again, (Whoa, he is going to loose his voice soon) " OKAY YOU UGLY PIECE OF COOKIE CRUMBS! TAKE OUT YOUR STUPID SCIENCE BOOKS AND READ!"
" Um, what if we finished?" Kouichi asked in a whispered,
" THEN EAT JUNPEI!"
" What?" Questioned Tashi in a gross tone,
" NEVER MIND! THEN GO TO MCDONALDS AND BUY ME A MONDAY SPEACIAL!"
" But you already ate, mom says it isn't good to eat too much." Kashi mumbled,
" ARG! FINE, THEN-THEN GET ME A TV!"
" But, you have one at home." Kouji said angrily.
" THEN GET ME A PIECE OF GUM!" The conversation went on and soon, school ended. Everybody rushed out of the room like they had mad cow decease and went home. Junpei, who fell over a hair, got up and went home. When he was home, he printed advertisements saying how much he loved Izumi; next he took a roll of tape and taped it everywhere.
Izumi got home, " Another insane day," She whispered to herself,
" What?" Mrs. Orimoto questioned washing dishes,
" Nothing."
" Oh and by the way, as I was coming home a minute ago, I saw an advertisement, saying, " I love Izumi." Izumi frowned in irritation.
" THAT STUPID ASS JUNEPI! I SWEAR I'LL KICK HIS SORRY BUTT TO THE MOON!"
" Izumi calm down," Mrs. Orimoto barked. " Oh, and that Junpei boy told me to give you this," Mrs. Orimoto reached into her pockets and took out a piece of green paper,
' Izumi, our love will forever go on! I know your feeling for me these pass years, and so, since we're so far apart, I plan to destroy Kouji, I know he is meant to be destroyed, without him, our love will live, oh Izumi, I wish I can just hug you! I know that the stars in the sky twinkles.' As Izumi read the letter, her face turned pale in disgust.
" That no good fat ass! I hate him! And what's with the stupid stars?" Izumi tear the letter and threw it out the window. Meanwhile, Kouji was taking his dog out for a walk; his dog sniffed the letter and ate it.
" You! Give me that!" Kouji took the letter from his dog and opened it, even though there was disgusting saliva, he read the letter and sighed, he threw in the garbage can. How dare Junpei insult him in such obnoxious way? He was going to get back at the fat pig! (Sorry Junpei fans, but, warning was already in the summary)
--
--
Izumi and her friends walked to school the next day, they were talking and laughing, but suddenly! " Oh Izumi!" Just then, Kashi slapped him with a piece of seaweed,
" That doesn't hurt sis, he has too many meat protecting him!" Her sister told her, she took out a giant boom box and slapped him as hard as she could.
" Ouch! Why did you slap me? Bashi and Washi?" Junpei questioned stupidly.
" Because we hate you that's why, and their name are NOT Bashi nor Washi! You ninny!" Izumi and her friends gave him a death glare and walked away.
" What did I do?"
--
" QUIET YOU BUNCH OF CHICKENS!" Mr. Asakura yelled.
" I ate crisped chicken today!" Hori said happily,
" I DON'T CARE!"
" Cool I'm a chicken? Can I eat myself?" Junpei asked biting himself, but since he was fat he didn't feel any pain. " BE QUIET YOU OLD COW!"
" But I thought I was a chicken!" Junpei said crying on Kouji's shoulder, but Kouji jumped back right in time, but unknowingly Suzuki grabbed onto his shirt. " LET GO!" Kouji hollered and slipped, he then fell on Izumi. They both blushed for a while and Kouji got off, " MY MAN!"
" MY WOMAN!" Suzuki and Junpei both ran towards Kouji and Izumi's direction, Kouji pulled Izumi out of the way and the two lovers bumped into each other. (Hehehehehehehehe)
" ENOUGH FLIRTING! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! NOW OPEN YOUR STUPID ENGLISH BOOKS!"
" I flushed it down the toilet yesterday, while Shinya and I were fighting over the washroom," Takuya said embarrassed,
" AND WHY WERE YOU DOING THAT?!"
" Erm, well, we were having a drinking contest, whoever drinks the most apple juice wins." Mr. Asakura seem to have smoke coming out of his ears,
" THEN-THEN-THEN GET YOUR STUPID HISTORY BOOKS OUT!" Everybody rolled their eyes and took their history books out, " What do we do when were finished?" Eriol asked, Tomoyo hanged onto Eriol, just in case Mr. Asakura would yell again.
" SMELL THE FLOOR!" They all looked at him in disgust and opened their history books.
--
An hour later, Izumi raised up her hand, " WHAT?!"
" Can I go to the washroom?" Mr. Asakura nodded in anger and went back to his personal doings. Izumi walked out, she felt relieve she wouldn't have to deal with reading anymore. Just then, back in the classroom, Mr. Asakura looked up, " Kouji come here!" Kouji got up in annoyance and stood up, he walked over and sighed, " Yes?"
" Go fetch me a cup of lemonade!"
" Can't you do that yourself?"
" GO!" Kouji rolled his eyes and walked out, just then, Izumi was coming back from the washroom, without knowing, they both bumped into each other, when they both realized, Kouji and Izumi blushed a deep red. " Gomen nasai," Izumi said, she went back into the classroom. 'Oh Jesus, why does it have to be her?' Kouji wondered and went into the staff room.
Miako: FREEDOM AT LAST!
Yamika: Oh please! That was short!
Miako: Because I need to spend some more time with Mouse!
Yamika: What the heck is Mouse? -_-'
Miako: It's a monkey I named!
Yamika: Oh joy, in the name of Miako, that's why your name begins with ' M'
Mr. Asakura's class: WHERE'S THE MONEY FOR OUR CAREER?! HEY COME BACK!
Tashi: WAIT! We still need that money so we can go for a tour around the world!
Kashi: * pulls everybody * Look! A penny! * Everyone rushes in trying to get the coin *
Yamika: What?
Miako: A monkey!
Yamika:-_-', ok..
Miako: We own nothing!
Yamika: They already know!
--
" Wake up you ninny!" Suzuki shouted slapping him with Kouji's bandanna,
" GIMME THAT!" Kouji hollered angrily.
" I think he's dead." Kouichi said, but suddenly, Junpei woke up, he look like a zombie just climbing out of the grave. " That ass!" Izumi shouted, when Junpei realized it was Izumi, his eyes were shaped like hearts,
" Oh Izumi! I love you! I hope you love me too!" Within that moment, Izumi picked up a rotten apple and hit him. Junpei screamed, like a girl. " AHHHHH!!! My precious nails!" He ran out of the forest.
" Gee, What's with that weirdo?" Kouji asked curiously. No one said anything.
--
When everybody came out, they were tired, Junpei was now at home, updating his Izumi shrine. " Gee what a tough day!" Mimi said as she hugged Yamato,
" Oh that fat no good asshole!" Taichi cursed,
" Honey, cool down," Sora said concered,
" But he still owns me $1.49 for his haircut!" Taichi said and ran down the streets.
" Sweetie come back here!" Sora said and followed Taichi. The rest of the people watched the lovebirds walk down the sidewalk and sweat dropped.
" What the heck was that?" Sakura asked hanging onto Syaoran, he shrugged.
--
The next day, Mr. Asakura, being the devil that he was, began blabbing again. " NOW YOU STUPID DIMWITS, OPEN YOUR STUPID MATH NOTEBOOKS TO PAGE ONE AND READ UNTIL PAGE TWO MILLION AND SIXTY FOUR!" Takuya raised up his hand, " WHAT YOU LITTLE SCHMO?"
" Our notebook only has up to 200 though," Mr. Asakura stomped his foot.
" THEN-THEN SMELL THE FLOOR WHEN YOU'RE DONE!"
" Am I feeling alright or is he being gross?" Tomoyo whispered to Tashi, she shrugged.
" Oh no!" Junpei screamed, suddenly a fifty year old woman ran into the room, it was Junpei's mom. " What's wrong my sweet muffin man?" She asked worried.
" Muffin man?" Questioned Eriol,
" Mom! I like Izumi!" Junpei blurted as the class laughed,
" Oh god I think you're getting the heebie deebies!" Junpei ran out of the room, followed by his mother. " What the heck is the heebie deebies?" Yamato asked. (Hehehehehehehehe)
" It's SARS!" Mimi yelled and she jumped on top of Yamato, everyone screamed like a girl except for Kouji, they were all yelling, " SARS! SARS!" (Except for Kouji)
" Why did we scream?" Hori asked in suddenness,
" I have no idea," Kouichi answered, they all sat down and began reading.
--
" When the long boring lesson was over, Kashi, Tashi, and Izumi walked out, " That was weird," Tashi exclaimed as her friends nodded.
" Junpei is weird!" Her twin Kashi pleaded, they all laughed and walked towards the cafeteria.
--
When they finished buying lunch, they all sat their trays down, and began eating. " So, why is everything so strange?" Kashi questioned, stirring her coke,
" What do you mean?" Asked Izumi,
" I mean like, every teacher's name that we get is Mr. Asakura," Kashi explained, feeling weird asking all those stupid questions.
" Well," Tashi began, " Maybe Mr. Asakura has a lot of brothers."
" Not to mention they all look like fat ass Junpei," Izumi laughed, followed by the laughter of her friends. After lunch, the three friends went back into their classroom, ready to be yelled again, by their crazy, yet insane teacher, Mr. Asakura. As everyone hurried into the classroom, their hyper teacher started to yell again, (Whoa, he is going to loose his voice soon) " OKAY YOU UGLY PIECE OF COOKIE CRUMBS! TAKE OUT YOUR STUPID SCIENCE BOOKS AND READ!"
" Um, what if we finished?" Kouichi asked in a whispered,
" THEN EAT JUNPEI!"
" What?" Questioned Tashi in a gross tone,
" NEVER MIND! THEN GO TO MCDONALDS AND BUY ME A MONDAY SPEACIAL!"
" But you already ate, mom says it isn't good to eat too much." Kashi mumbled,
" ARG! FINE, THEN-THEN GET ME A TV!"
" But, you have one at home." Kouji said angrily.
" THEN GET ME A PIECE OF GUM!" The conversation went on and soon, school ended. Everybody rushed out of the room like they had mad cow decease and went home. Junpei, who fell over a hair, got up and went home. When he was home, he printed advertisements saying how much he loved Izumi; next he took a roll of tape and taped it everywhere.
Izumi got home, " Another insane day," She whispered to herself,
" What?" Mrs. Orimoto questioned washing dishes,
" Nothing."
" Oh and by the way, as I was coming home a minute ago, I saw an advertisement, saying, " I love Izumi." Izumi frowned in irritation.
" THAT STUPID ASS JUNEPI! I SWEAR I'LL KICK HIS SORRY BUTT TO THE MOON!"
" Izumi calm down," Mrs. Orimoto barked. " Oh, and that Junpei boy told me to give you this," Mrs. Orimoto reached into her pockets and took out a piece of green paper,
' Izumi, our love will forever go on! I know your feeling for me these pass years, and so, since we're so far apart, I plan to destroy Kouji, I know he is meant to be destroyed, without him, our love will live, oh Izumi, I wish I can just hug you! I know that the stars in the sky twinkles.' As Izumi read the letter, her face turned pale in disgust.
" That no good fat ass! I hate him! And what's with the stupid stars?" Izumi tear the letter and threw it out the window. Meanwhile, Kouji was taking his dog out for a walk; his dog sniffed the letter and ate it.
" You! Give me that!" Kouji took the letter from his dog and opened it, even though there was disgusting saliva, he read the letter and sighed, he threw in the garbage can. How dare Junpei insult him in such obnoxious way? He was going to get back at the fat pig! (Sorry Junpei fans, but, warning was already in the summary)
--
--
Izumi and her friends walked to school the next day, they were talking and laughing, but suddenly! " Oh Izumi!" Just then, Kashi slapped him with a piece of seaweed,
" That doesn't hurt sis, he has too many meat protecting him!" Her sister told her, she took out a giant boom box and slapped him as hard as she could.
" Ouch! Why did you slap me? Bashi and Washi?" Junpei questioned stupidly.
" Because we hate you that's why, and their name are NOT Bashi nor Washi! You ninny!" Izumi and her friends gave him a death glare and walked away.
" What did I do?"
--
" QUIET YOU BUNCH OF CHICKENS!" Mr. Asakura yelled.
" I ate crisped chicken today!" Hori said happily,
" I DON'T CARE!"
" Cool I'm a chicken? Can I eat myself?" Junpei asked biting himself, but since he was fat he didn't feel any pain. " BE QUIET YOU OLD COW!"
" But I thought I was a chicken!" Junpei said crying on Kouji's shoulder, but Kouji jumped back right in time, but unknowingly Suzuki grabbed onto his shirt. " LET GO!" Kouji hollered and slipped, he then fell on Izumi. They both blushed for a while and Kouji got off, " MY MAN!"
" MY WOMAN!" Suzuki and Junpei both ran towards Kouji and Izumi's direction, Kouji pulled Izumi out of the way and the two lovers bumped into each other. (Hehehehehehehehe)
" ENOUGH FLIRTING! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! NOW OPEN YOUR STUPID ENGLISH BOOKS!"
" I flushed it down the toilet yesterday, while Shinya and I were fighting over the washroom," Takuya said embarrassed,
" AND WHY WERE YOU DOING THAT?!"
" Erm, well, we were having a drinking contest, whoever drinks the most apple juice wins." Mr. Asakura seem to have smoke coming out of his ears,
" THEN-THEN-THEN GET YOUR STUPID HISTORY BOOKS OUT!" Everybody rolled their eyes and took their history books out, " What do we do when were finished?" Eriol asked, Tomoyo hanged onto Eriol, just in case Mr. Asakura would yell again.
" SMELL THE FLOOR!" They all looked at him in disgust and opened their history books.
--
An hour later, Izumi raised up her hand, " WHAT?!"
" Can I go to the washroom?" Mr. Asakura nodded in anger and went back to his personal doings. Izumi walked out, she felt relieve she wouldn't have to deal with reading anymore. Just then, back in the classroom, Mr. Asakura looked up, " Kouji come here!" Kouji got up in annoyance and stood up, he walked over and sighed, " Yes?"
" Go fetch me a cup of lemonade!"
" Can't you do that yourself?"
" GO!" Kouji rolled his eyes and walked out, just then, Izumi was coming back from the washroom, without knowing, they both bumped into each other, when they both realized, Kouji and Izumi blushed a deep red. " Gomen nasai," Izumi said, she went back into the classroom. 'Oh Jesus, why does it have to be her?' Kouji wondered and went into the staff room.
Miako: FREEDOM AT LAST!
Yamika: Oh please! That was short!
Miako: Because I need to spend some more time with Mouse!
Yamika: What the heck is Mouse? -_-'
Miako: It's a monkey I named!
Yamika: Oh joy, in the name of Miako, that's why your name begins with ' M'
Mr. Asakura's class: WHERE'S THE MONEY FOR OUR CAREER?! HEY COME BACK!
Tashi: WAIT! We still need that money so we can go for a tour around the world!
Kashi: * pulls everybody * Look! A penny! * Everyone rushes in trying to get the coin *