3 Words of Guilt X
There seem to be more odd references to prescription meds, which is weird, but that's inconsequential, I suppose.
DISCLAIMER: The same disclaimer applies to this one that applied to the other one, which is that I don't own this stuff and they don't either. "They" is the GameFAQs people, unless one of them is Daisuke. I suspect skuldnoshinpu.
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One day Testament wrote a letter to Faust for a Prozac refill because he was suffering from depression. Faust recommended that he marry Dizzy while playing checkers. So he did, only to find that he liked cheese over Dizzy's ass but it sucked to eat it.
Then May made Krispy Kreme Donuts with Seroquel inside so she puked on the table. It was messy. Then Johnny came and walked away, forgetting his Allegra, which Testament mistook for Viagra. He screamed loudly, saying "I'm still limp!!!" Dizzy came and smacked his head with Venom's stick. She ate steroids and hugged Testament, CRUSHING HIS BALLS!!!!!!! Testament whimpered, calling for backup.
Eddie gave May Ritalin. She took it and ate burgers by the barrelful while playing Monopoly with Justice. April shagged May but May smacked April because of impotence. Suddenly April detonated the May Ship, killing the crew, while dancing the Macarena.
Johnny kissed Potemkin because he lost all his women. Zappa saw, so he blackmailed them, demanding that Oxyclean and Orangeclean be given life via witchcraft. But Johnny couldn't yank his nipples so he sang the Ketchup song which he devoted to Bridget.
Millia despised it more than Zoloft, so Justice danced as ferrets chewed the platinum burrito. But then Justice lost his mojo, so Ky came and died horribly. Meanwhile, Venom and Zato were watching a Paxil commercial for little kids and were shocked by lightning bolts. Millia laughed, as they needed Aleve, so she flew to Slayer's Keep. Slayer fired missiles at Botox parties with Ruby Enchiladas and some other pieces of Reese's topped with Baiken's special cream filling. She then dyed her hair red, blue, green, and purple. She really looked like Zappa now.
Then Faust ate a sausage that was actually Sol's crotch with buttered pecans and choked on Fuenken and his salty semen. Sol got pissed because Ky blew balloons for May while being dead because he blows. Meanwhile, Dizzy took Sol's pants. She wore them because Chipp wanted to taunt Testament. Zio slapped him painfully but he enjoyed it.
Testament bought a transmogrifier and zapped Ky and Sol into gastropods, but Robo Ky made paper origami. Raven was horrified, so he puked on Dizzy's outfit and got slammed. Undine then slapped Necro while wondering why gas costs $1.80. But then she realized her nipples weren't showing, so she melted.
Dizzy got scared of Chipp's scarf. She fell down, but Sol returned with Kliff who ate Sol's chocolate Count Chocula Cereal. Robo Ky kissed Kliff's chocolate covered Dizzy Plushie Toys, but The Man stole them all.
Sol wanted chocolate, so he went after Kliff's chocolate covered butcher knife, which killed him because it cuts through steel like butter. Then Zappa demanded that Johnny give him May because S-Ko wanted some golden tacos. Johnny traded May for yummy beans.
Meanwhile, Faust was attacked by Bridget and Fanny. Faust used slave May with spices to make a big enchilada and sang: "Macho Macho Man!" Then he poked May with a rusty anchor. Then suddenly out of nowhere Robo Ky suddenly kissed I-No for some spicy meatballs! I-No got pissed on by Potemkin and spat on Kuro Ky's grave, who is evil.
Zappa resurrected Sol to eat Sadako's golden taco special which was poisoned!! Sol turned pink, so Slayer wanted him. Then Eddie said "Baiken rhymes with Hadoken." Then he inhaled some Advair and promptly exploded. Sephiroth swept up the remains of Chipp's Tylenol which were Paxil and everyone decided to kill Ky yet again. "Why kill I?" said Vicodin addicted Ky, who was spared from being castrated.
Then suddenly, Gears drank some soda with Pepto Bismol, losing control of Faust's cannibalistic afro. Suddenly dolphins ate taco flavored Celexa. They kidnapped May, and the ransom was Bridget and Justice. Justice agreed if Bridget could be served for dinner with Kliff's chocolate Exlax candy bar. But Kliff didn't do the ritual of the chocolate, invoking the anger of many Gears, including EX Testament, who wanted a Chipp action figure complete with infamous one-liners delivered when you Find the Bee!
Testament used the Daisuke gift coupon to call the one and only JOHNNY BRAVO! May dumped Johnny for stealing all her dolphins and her Yamada whale and selling them into slavery. Then Chipp brushed Millia's living hair, which cut his little toe off while Jam kicked Johnny to death. Anji saved him from bustin' nuts.
Then Potemkin attacked and something exploded. Justice declared Human Extermination Day Blue-Light Special with extra onions and 50% off Ky punching puppets. Robo Ky ate yummy jumping beans and danced on yucky sleeping beans which backfired and gave him Robo-Diarrhea. He needed Maylax but instead got Viagra to stimulate certain mechanical functions that led to Nuclear Meltdown Mode.
Thus, everyone decided to scream like Zyprexa-deprived schizophrenics so that Dizzy would rule the Xenex munchkins for all eternity. Suddenly a toilet spoke to Zappa. Zappa was confused, so he died. Chipp Zanuff cried, so Bridget hugged the Tylenol spokeswoman, while jumping for seeds to grow zombies and doped munchkins.
Kliff preferred chocolate and pure lithium, which caused Justice to fart uncontrollably, creating new, wet hash browns amazing even Axl who showed off by pulling out a "Readers' Digest" which attracted a Killer Bee swarm led by Megumi and Rumiko Takahashi. Axl fell at seeing Baiken stripping. She took out a sapphire hair pin and stabbed him repeatedly with teddy bears.
"Look out!" cried Action Figure Chipp who then lost his spare battery and fell on rejected Venom dolls until he was found by Raven, who sold him. Then they cried until Testament came with potato salad for the whole group. But then someone threw up. Anji had eaten some grotesque hairy mothball. "Hey, what the hell is this hairy mothball!!" shouted caffeinated Chipp. Testament then said, "Zanuff, no stoning!"
However, Raven plotted a Prednisone coup. "No way!" shouted a random character who sold tickets to Faust porn and candied yams made by Jam whose lesbian girlfriend is Baiken, and they do kinky stuff in bed. Anji looked totally constipated.
But then someone imitated Elvis, crying and screaming "Kill Elvis now!" But nobody ate chocolate filling off of Jam's Chinese fortune cookie fried chicken rice made by dwarves who were Gears created by the sexiest man alive, Bridget. This proved that being transsexual does pay: with his life, as he died, screaming corny lines like "Yum! Corn!"
Then lightning struck Zappa's big toe, making it self aware and smelling like teen spirit in blue blazing saddles while singing the Alphabet song to Jam's feet under a coconut tree. Jam bashed the pinata to reveal Testament and Dizzy eating the candy with a hint of fresh oregano and lemon juice. Jam licked Dizzy's cheek, upsetting Baiken and Chipp's moms, who passed on to the place where everyone goes to sleep in with no pants, and lived happily ever after with a bag of trojan condoms for Bridget's butt infected with hemorrhoids Potemkin gave him.
Coconuts fell from a remote controlled cyber ninja dude's only weak spot, which was his heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, eyes exposed to the sunlight of Jupiter's third sun, killing Jam and inconveniencing several others, like the president, who coincidentally was Mr. T's stepdaughter. Mr. T was raping a chipmunk, and then some squirrels bit him, giving him super powers. The president declared herself Squirrel Man's daughter, winning Zappa's heart. They got married, creating a race of squirrel-demons that eat wings, which scared Dizzy, making Necro angry.
Suddenly Daisuke said "No more GG because Sol isn't me, I'm just hired help for May Ship Maintenance and the IRS, which people hate. They fired me because I eat bagels, the purest evil of all evils excluding Sol's ducky and his pacifier and Ky's showercap." So everyone died with foaming bubbles. Zappa refused death but Sadako ate him and choked on nitroglycerine which resulted in global warming, ending the universe, resulting in Finland's omnipotent domination of Bridget. Then a black hole sucked in everything, destroying all fanfiction writers.
BIG THE END
There seem to be more odd references to prescription meds, which is weird, but that's inconsequential, I suppose.
DISCLAIMER: The same disclaimer applies to this one that applied to the other one, which is that I don't own this stuff and they don't either. "They" is the GameFAQs people, unless one of them is Daisuke. I suspect skuldnoshinpu.
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One day Testament wrote a letter to Faust for a Prozac refill because he was suffering from depression. Faust recommended that he marry Dizzy while playing checkers. So he did, only to find that he liked cheese over Dizzy's ass but it sucked to eat it.
Then May made Krispy Kreme Donuts with Seroquel inside so she puked on the table. It was messy. Then Johnny came and walked away, forgetting his Allegra, which Testament mistook for Viagra. He screamed loudly, saying "I'm still limp!!!" Dizzy came and smacked his head with Venom's stick. She ate steroids and hugged Testament, CRUSHING HIS BALLS!!!!!!! Testament whimpered, calling for backup.
Eddie gave May Ritalin. She took it and ate burgers by the barrelful while playing Monopoly with Justice. April shagged May but May smacked April because of impotence. Suddenly April detonated the May Ship, killing the crew, while dancing the Macarena.
Johnny kissed Potemkin because he lost all his women. Zappa saw, so he blackmailed them, demanding that Oxyclean and Orangeclean be given life via witchcraft. But Johnny couldn't yank his nipples so he sang the Ketchup song which he devoted to Bridget.
Millia despised it more than Zoloft, so Justice danced as ferrets chewed the platinum burrito. But then Justice lost his mojo, so Ky came and died horribly. Meanwhile, Venom and Zato were watching a Paxil commercial for little kids and were shocked by lightning bolts. Millia laughed, as they needed Aleve, so she flew to Slayer's Keep. Slayer fired missiles at Botox parties with Ruby Enchiladas and some other pieces of Reese's topped with Baiken's special cream filling. She then dyed her hair red, blue, green, and purple. She really looked like Zappa now.
Then Faust ate a sausage that was actually Sol's crotch with buttered pecans and choked on Fuenken and his salty semen. Sol got pissed because Ky blew balloons for May while being dead because he blows. Meanwhile, Dizzy took Sol's pants. She wore them because Chipp wanted to taunt Testament. Zio slapped him painfully but he enjoyed it.
Testament bought a transmogrifier and zapped Ky and Sol into gastropods, but Robo Ky made paper origami. Raven was horrified, so he puked on Dizzy's outfit and got slammed. Undine then slapped Necro while wondering why gas costs $1.80. But then she realized her nipples weren't showing, so she melted.
Dizzy got scared of Chipp's scarf. She fell down, but Sol returned with Kliff who ate Sol's chocolate Count Chocula Cereal. Robo Ky kissed Kliff's chocolate covered Dizzy Plushie Toys, but The Man stole them all.
Sol wanted chocolate, so he went after Kliff's chocolate covered butcher knife, which killed him because it cuts through steel like butter. Then Zappa demanded that Johnny give him May because S-Ko wanted some golden tacos. Johnny traded May for yummy beans.
Meanwhile, Faust was attacked by Bridget and Fanny. Faust used slave May with spices to make a big enchilada and sang: "Macho Macho Man!" Then he poked May with a rusty anchor. Then suddenly out of nowhere Robo Ky suddenly kissed I-No for some spicy meatballs! I-No got pissed on by Potemkin and spat on Kuro Ky's grave, who is evil.
Zappa resurrected Sol to eat Sadako's golden taco special which was poisoned!! Sol turned pink, so Slayer wanted him. Then Eddie said "Baiken rhymes with Hadoken." Then he inhaled some Advair and promptly exploded. Sephiroth swept up the remains of Chipp's Tylenol which were Paxil and everyone decided to kill Ky yet again. "Why kill I?" said Vicodin addicted Ky, who was spared from being castrated.
Then suddenly, Gears drank some soda with Pepto Bismol, losing control of Faust's cannibalistic afro. Suddenly dolphins ate taco flavored Celexa. They kidnapped May, and the ransom was Bridget and Justice. Justice agreed if Bridget could be served for dinner with Kliff's chocolate Exlax candy bar. But Kliff didn't do the ritual of the chocolate, invoking the anger of many Gears, including EX Testament, who wanted a Chipp action figure complete with infamous one-liners delivered when you Find the Bee!
Testament used the Daisuke gift coupon to call the one and only JOHNNY BRAVO! May dumped Johnny for stealing all her dolphins and her Yamada whale and selling them into slavery. Then Chipp brushed Millia's living hair, which cut his little toe off while Jam kicked Johnny to death. Anji saved him from bustin' nuts.
Then Potemkin attacked and something exploded. Justice declared Human Extermination Day Blue-Light Special with extra onions and 50% off Ky punching puppets. Robo Ky ate yummy jumping beans and danced on yucky sleeping beans which backfired and gave him Robo-Diarrhea. He needed Maylax but instead got Viagra to stimulate certain mechanical functions that led to Nuclear Meltdown Mode.
Thus, everyone decided to scream like Zyprexa-deprived schizophrenics so that Dizzy would rule the Xenex munchkins for all eternity. Suddenly a toilet spoke to Zappa. Zappa was confused, so he died. Chipp Zanuff cried, so Bridget hugged the Tylenol spokeswoman, while jumping for seeds to grow zombies and doped munchkins.
Kliff preferred chocolate and pure lithium, which caused Justice to fart uncontrollably, creating new, wet hash browns amazing even Axl who showed off by pulling out a "Readers' Digest" which attracted a Killer Bee swarm led by Megumi and Rumiko Takahashi. Axl fell at seeing Baiken stripping. She took out a sapphire hair pin and stabbed him repeatedly with teddy bears.
"Look out!" cried Action Figure Chipp who then lost his spare battery and fell on rejected Venom dolls until he was found by Raven, who sold him. Then they cried until Testament came with potato salad for the whole group. But then someone threw up. Anji had eaten some grotesque hairy mothball. "Hey, what the hell is this hairy mothball!!" shouted caffeinated Chipp. Testament then said, "Zanuff, no stoning!"
However, Raven plotted a Prednisone coup. "No way!" shouted a random character who sold tickets to Faust porn and candied yams made by Jam whose lesbian girlfriend is Baiken, and they do kinky stuff in bed. Anji looked totally constipated.
But then someone imitated Elvis, crying and screaming "Kill Elvis now!" But nobody ate chocolate filling off of Jam's Chinese fortune cookie fried chicken rice made by dwarves who were Gears created by the sexiest man alive, Bridget. This proved that being transsexual does pay: with his life, as he died, screaming corny lines like "Yum! Corn!"
Then lightning struck Zappa's big toe, making it self aware and smelling like teen spirit in blue blazing saddles while singing the Alphabet song to Jam's feet under a coconut tree. Jam bashed the pinata to reveal Testament and Dizzy eating the candy with a hint of fresh oregano and lemon juice. Jam licked Dizzy's cheek, upsetting Baiken and Chipp's moms, who passed on to the place where everyone goes to sleep in with no pants, and lived happily ever after with a bag of trojan condoms for Bridget's butt infected with hemorrhoids Potemkin gave him.
Coconuts fell from a remote controlled cyber ninja dude's only weak spot, which was his heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, eyes exposed to the sunlight of Jupiter's third sun, killing Jam and inconveniencing several others, like the president, who coincidentally was Mr. T's stepdaughter. Mr. T was raping a chipmunk, and then some squirrels bit him, giving him super powers. The president declared herself Squirrel Man's daughter, winning Zappa's heart. They got married, creating a race of squirrel-demons that eat wings, which scared Dizzy, making Necro angry.
Suddenly Daisuke said "No more GG because Sol isn't me, I'm just hired help for May Ship Maintenance and the IRS, which people hate. They fired me because I eat bagels, the purest evil of all evils excluding Sol's ducky and his pacifier and Ky's showercap." So everyone died with foaming bubbles. Zappa refused death but Sadako ate him and choked on nitroglycerine which resulted in global warming, ending the universe, resulting in Finland's omnipotent domination of Bridget. Then a black hole sucked in everything, destroying all fanfiction writers.
BIG THE END