Part 1
Once upon a crime scene, Anji was found eating an illegal burrito and was raping Ky anally with his fans. Ky screamed in a high pitched voice: "MAY IS LIKE BRIDGET!" and died. Sol celebrated by setting the corpse on fire while declaring his ass a presidential candidate. But Chipp killed Bush so Sol took over all bases while smoking, and got lung cancer. He abruptly died.
Axl went to Johnny's special place of lust and pancakes with syrup. April choked Justice's chicken, so Justice growled at Jam's panties, which ran away.
Suddenly Chipp burped. It smelled like I-No so Kliff had chocolate cookies. Unfortunately the cookies were poisoned. "Green poison tastes good!" said Baiken, while dying as a result of silicon. Millia slapped Sol's butt. He farted on her, melting her clothes. Testament went stiff so Dizzy got busy with his broomstick. Testament said, "What you doing." May immediately called for divine punishment.
Unfortunately Ky likes Falafels. Jam got anal-stabbed by Faust and was infected with HIV. Eddie said, "HOW COME I CAN'T BE ELVIS?" so Millia laughed hard and exploded. The world is a damned place of purple-colored skeletons doing the thing which Sol liked: Sausage with blood and pancakes.
Meanwhile, Baiken killed Anji for having magic beans of mystical snow-covered revelations. Eddie ate Baiken's ass cream, so Potemkin can wear a HEAVENLYYYYYYYYY pair of SUNGLASSES!! However, crackheads pestered Chipp for more drugs. Bridget suddenly disposed of his top-secret panty collection.
Slayer retrieved the missing sombrero from Mighty Axl, master of deriving oscillations with mysterious scars from Faust's scalpel. (Bruised but feeling good!) And so he and Justice sang "We're DOOMEDDDDD!!!!" by LinkinPark in Araneta, Hong Kong.
Sharon, April, and Zappa were considering a group virgin sacrifice. They captured Millia, the chaste Bridget, and Dizzy, and prepared the ritual, withdrawing knives from the kitchen sink. But Dizzy killed Daisuke! The world of Guilty Gear collapsed, creating blue bubbles which affected hormones, killing everyone with pleasure.
THE END.
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Part 2
Zio made hot tea with spicy lemon seeds for that upset stomach of Potemkin. He thanked Zio for the hot summer days of sex on K2. Unfortunately Potemkin was scorned for eating forbidden fruits from Bridget's lower region.
Roger smacked Jam's ass softly. Justice said, "Spank Dizzy hard." "YES SIR!" screamed Bridget with a psychotic grin. Unfortunately, Dizzy didn't enjoy it, and killed him for money given by That Man.
Axl was found guilty of violating Rule #1 of Bob, better known as Bob, which made everyone confused, increasing suicides among humans like May who deliberately took Johnny with her. So April mourned her dead hamster which was murdered by Slayer's pet, a mosquito named Nosferatu. Everyone danced to discomatic national anthems.
Bridget revolted but nobody cared enough to breath clean oxygen, causing malfunctions to Roger, who went haywire and destroyed Duo's home-cooked meal which contained Zechs' antidepressants to rule Zeppian dominatrixes for a really long period of abstinance which was completely unbearable, so That Man sliced off Potemkin's headband with rusty scissorhands like Edward (AKA Bob), who was mean to I-No.
Sol was depressed, so he spared Testament and Ky from bankrupcy. Unfortunately Eddie raided Knox and said "All gold kicks ass. Baiken's ass that is." May agreed that Robo-Ky is sexy, so they undressed each other. Unfortunately he wasn't programmed to undress ugly women like I-No and Zappa, so he and May danced in Adam's costume but tripped into position to eat like pigs. Suddenly, something took May to Wonderland and left. Robo-Ky kept following the dance patterns of Michael the Ninja, leading to Kuala Lumpur where Robo-Ky started drooling over nude cacti.
Meanwhile, chickens rallied against evil Dizzy clones but they too were all killed by the Watashi Saikyo!!! Fanny said, "Zato's dead, so what is he, a corpse?" "No," Sharon replied. "He's just dead... just dead..."
Everyone sang Hot Limit for Venom, who was not impressed by the false singing, Ritalin-drinking monkeys. Actually, dolphins were invoked to destroy Aoi Shoudou. Bridget ate smile.dk's hash browns. They had butterflies for dessert and shook endoplasmic reticuli for emergency rations, but ducks flooded the streets in protest. They wanted free tickets for I-No's ROCK PERFORMANCE (sponsored by Konami and Capcom). Everyone jammed and tomatoes killed them.
Marinara was strewn about the golden river of sublime joy, which was enjoyed by Raccoon Lady, Dizzy Badgirl and Teknoman, until Sol launched nukes, causing rifts in time going back to the 1970's where hippies were Axl's ancestors. They danced with Kliff happily over Justice's corpse, which smelled like chocolate. Rainbows appeared out of Kliff's head when he smoked the lightning!
Raven started to shoot at Sol. Defenseless, Sol said, "GUNDAM WING ROCKS YOU!!" Terry Bogard is from SNK. He died. April used "BURN KNUCKLE" on Robo-Ky but damage was minimal. She was exterminated by the May Crew, who threw her corpse on I-No's guitar coffin, activating a death trap in Ky's brain, which resulted in everyone's death within 500 seconds. They started counting sheep, so Dizzy felt sleepy. But she got no rest because 500 plagues occured, killing her and slowly killing everyone non-human, so Sol celebrated his own death by shouting "ABUGADOOO MIGAAA!!!!!!" as he burnt alive. Something exploded.
"DUH, KY! HOW I EAT THIS?"
"WITH ROGER, THAT'S HOW."
Then Venom lost his pool cue, so he has balls. He juggled for quite a while, then Zappa bit him, giving him strange rabies and causing Canada to melt. He was honored by penguins and President Bush. Unfortunately Zio won at rock-paper-scissors, and his soul was destroyed, devoured, and killed. So was Daisuke, who said, "Me dead?" People exploded reading this and so you die just like Zato-One did. Very soon...
GG was disappearing as Daisuke vanished into the black hole and was crushed by cheese globules, causing an eclipse, blinding Zato again and confusing Millia who was blinded by Venom's unparalleled beauty. She got dancing fever because of nachos. Raven decided toilets are for wimps and wore diapers instead. Furious, I-No melted Antartica with butter!! A supernova wiped Earth off the map permanently.
BAD END!
Once upon a crime scene, Anji was found eating an illegal burrito and was raping Ky anally with his fans. Ky screamed in a high pitched voice: "MAY IS LIKE BRIDGET!" and died. Sol celebrated by setting the corpse on fire while declaring his ass a presidential candidate. But Chipp killed Bush so Sol took over all bases while smoking, and got lung cancer. He abruptly died.
Axl went to Johnny's special place of lust and pancakes with syrup. April choked Justice's chicken, so Justice growled at Jam's panties, which ran away.
Suddenly Chipp burped. It smelled like I-No so Kliff had chocolate cookies. Unfortunately the cookies were poisoned. "Green poison tastes good!" said Baiken, while dying as a result of silicon. Millia slapped Sol's butt. He farted on her, melting her clothes. Testament went stiff so Dizzy got busy with his broomstick. Testament said, "What you doing." May immediately called for divine punishment.
Unfortunately Ky likes Falafels. Jam got anal-stabbed by Faust and was infected with HIV. Eddie said, "HOW COME I CAN'T BE ELVIS?" so Millia laughed hard and exploded. The world is a damned place of purple-colored skeletons doing the thing which Sol liked: Sausage with blood and pancakes.
Meanwhile, Baiken killed Anji for having magic beans of mystical snow-covered revelations. Eddie ate Baiken's ass cream, so Potemkin can wear a HEAVENLYYYYYYYYY pair of SUNGLASSES!! However, crackheads pestered Chipp for more drugs. Bridget suddenly disposed of his top-secret panty collection.
Slayer retrieved the missing sombrero from Mighty Axl, master of deriving oscillations with mysterious scars from Faust's scalpel. (Bruised but feeling good!) And so he and Justice sang "We're DOOMEDDDDD!!!!" by LinkinPark in Araneta, Hong Kong.
Sharon, April, and Zappa were considering a group virgin sacrifice. They captured Millia, the chaste Bridget, and Dizzy, and prepared the ritual, withdrawing knives from the kitchen sink. But Dizzy killed Daisuke! The world of Guilty Gear collapsed, creating blue bubbles which affected hormones, killing everyone with pleasure.
THE END.
---
Part 2
Zio made hot tea with spicy lemon seeds for that upset stomach of Potemkin. He thanked Zio for the hot summer days of sex on K2. Unfortunately Potemkin was scorned for eating forbidden fruits from Bridget's lower region.
Roger smacked Jam's ass softly. Justice said, "Spank Dizzy hard." "YES SIR!" screamed Bridget with a psychotic grin. Unfortunately, Dizzy didn't enjoy it, and killed him for money given by That Man.
Axl was found guilty of violating Rule #1 of Bob, better known as Bob, which made everyone confused, increasing suicides among humans like May who deliberately took Johnny with her. So April mourned her dead hamster which was murdered by Slayer's pet, a mosquito named Nosferatu. Everyone danced to discomatic national anthems.
Bridget revolted but nobody cared enough to breath clean oxygen, causing malfunctions to Roger, who went haywire and destroyed Duo's home-cooked meal which contained Zechs' antidepressants to rule Zeppian dominatrixes for a really long period of abstinance which was completely unbearable, so That Man sliced off Potemkin's headband with rusty scissorhands like Edward (AKA Bob), who was mean to I-No.
Sol was depressed, so he spared Testament and Ky from bankrupcy. Unfortunately Eddie raided Knox and said "All gold kicks ass. Baiken's ass that is." May agreed that Robo-Ky is sexy, so they undressed each other. Unfortunately he wasn't programmed to undress ugly women like I-No and Zappa, so he and May danced in Adam's costume but tripped into position to eat like pigs. Suddenly, something took May to Wonderland and left. Robo-Ky kept following the dance patterns of Michael the Ninja, leading to Kuala Lumpur where Robo-Ky started drooling over nude cacti.
Meanwhile, chickens rallied against evil Dizzy clones but they too were all killed by the Watashi Saikyo!!! Fanny said, "Zato's dead, so what is he, a corpse?" "No," Sharon replied. "He's just dead... just dead..."
Everyone sang Hot Limit for Venom, who was not impressed by the false singing, Ritalin-drinking monkeys. Actually, dolphins were invoked to destroy Aoi Shoudou. Bridget ate smile.dk's hash browns. They had butterflies for dessert and shook endoplasmic reticuli for emergency rations, but ducks flooded the streets in protest. They wanted free tickets for I-No's ROCK PERFORMANCE (sponsored by Konami and Capcom). Everyone jammed and tomatoes killed them.
Marinara was strewn about the golden river of sublime joy, which was enjoyed by Raccoon Lady, Dizzy Badgirl and Teknoman, until Sol launched nukes, causing rifts in time going back to the 1970's where hippies were Axl's ancestors. They danced with Kliff happily over Justice's corpse, which smelled like chocolate. Rainbows appeared out of Kliff's head when he smoked the lightning!
Raven started to shoot at Sol. Defenseless, Sol said, "GUNDAM WING ROCKS YOU!!" Terry Bogard is from SNK. He died. April used "BURN KNUCKLE" on Robo-Ky but damage was minimal. She was exterminated by the May Crew, who threw her corpse on I-No's guitar coffin, activating a death trap in Ky's brain, which resulted in everyone's death within 500 seconds. They started counting sheep, so Dizzy felt sleepy. But she got no rest because 500 plagues occured, killing her and slowly killing everyone non-human, so Sol celebrated his own death by shouting "ABUGADOOO MIGAAA!!!!!!" as he burnt alive. Something exploded.
"DUH, KY! HOW I EAT THIS?"
"WITH ROGER, THAT'S HOW."
Then Venom lost his pool cue, so he has balls. He juggled for quite a while, then Zappa bit him, giving him strange rabies and causing Canada to melt. He was honored by penguins and President Bush. Unfortunately Zio won at rock-paper-scissors, and his soul was destroyed, devoured, and killed. So was Daisuke, who said, "Me dead?" People exploded reading this and so you die just like Zato-One did. Very soon...
GG was disappearing as Daisuke vanished into the black hole and was crushed by cheese globules, causing an eclipse, blinding Zato again and confusing Millia who was blinded by Venom's unparalleled beauty. She got dancing fever because of nachos. Raven decided toilets are for wimps and wore diapers instead. Furious, I-No melted Antartica with butter!! A supernova wiped Earth off the map permanently.
BAD END!