Anji was drinking pink monkey urine and loving it! "Hey, I want more, GALLONS MORE!!!" Oreos on cold baboon asses covered in chocolate attracted Kliff for some hot chocolate action.
Chipp had the Holy Zen Grail which held Strawberries that could cure I-No's lesbian sex addiction. So Slayer intercepted Chipp's divine treasure: LOTS OF CRACK!! Whoops, wrong treasure. He actually meant to steal the porno mags with Bridget's bisexual orgy from hell.
Potemkin wanted some heavy Jam/Dizzy tribadism, so he died. Justice declared, "I LOVE YOU SOL!!" But Slayer objected, embracing Justice passionately. Justice rejected Slayer, who was never seen again.
Sharon said, "Baiken is like a subtle unstoppable massacre machine!!" and hugged Sol's stiff hairy teddybear, causing enormous explosions of noxious gas throughout the world. First London melted, so everyone cheered until the gas killed them.
Luckily Bridget survived, starting the new generation of womanly men and evil monkeys for reproduction purposes, creating an uberspecies that made Gears obsolete. So Testament finally removed humanity from the DDR machine. However, their addiction was so complete that not dancing was emblematic of psychosis, causing brain malfunctions that killed thousands of DDR addicts and damaged the ozone layer (as opposed to pink fuzzy bunnies).
Zappa suddenly shrieked as April fingered Kliff's chocolate cookies. Johnny took Zoloft every time Sazuman choked on baked beans. In the ghetto, where Roger's law rules over everything, Roger's da man. Baiken slashed Sol for not revealing Roger's true master plan to blindly hump everyone within a candy-coated purple Corvette.
Meanwhile, Roger hired several slaves to carry out his furniture. Robo-Ky immediately buzzed Dullahan for some steamy hot chocolate cocoa gingerbread man cookies. I-No smoked weed, but Chipp wanted to eat meat fried in THC served on Millia. He died painfully in acid. Alas, poor sausage: he tasted good with cloudberry jam.
A strawberry fell on Bridget's mechanical madman, Roger, causing bizarre transformations: robots in disguise turned into Robo-Ky's own clothing line. Robo-Ky is actually the fashion award winner of 6094527830945980 contests!!
Johnny only wears boxer shorts, so a tent appeared with the fat Potemkin in it. Potemkin ate Johnny-shaped chocolate cookies and died. Baiken buried him in Testament's ass, causing a bloody fart which destroyed Russia, along with comrade Zappa and Millia. Anji was only paralyzed from his waist to his toes. Baiken laughed, but Testament had farted in Chipp's face. Dizzy blamed Baiken and everyone was happy. Except Baiken, of course, but since Kenshin is really Slayer, so is Baiken.
Slayer bit himself and became Baiken/Kenshin but he already killed Baiken so he was dead. Suddenly he was reincarnated as Jam's panties. The lucky bastard lived happily until Jam started menstruating. Then Sol burned her panties, and they all died. Those Ky impersonators died too.
Fortunately, Roger's cyborg race was actually made from dead human tissue which rotten to form cyborg parts... SMELLY cyborg parts. Roger became God, so Sol didn't. Roger said, "BITE" but Sharon kissed him instead. Then Ky God Installed Eddie, so he went to level 3 and kissed Axl. Unfortunately Megumi saw it and joined in with a chainsaw, saying, "MAGIC TRICK GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!!" so they all ate Kliff's cookies and accidentally cut off their limbs with Roger, the happy chainsaw bear, and Bridget, the person of undescribable cuteness. I-No raped their sawn-off limbs until climax.
Behold: the evil power hath risen from Faust's paper bag!!
Zombies invaded Mexico, courtesy of Roger amd Justice. Waffles are nuclear weapons imbued with w00tastic pineapples. Luckily Dizzy was getting off at the next waffle storage station with Testament, so the humans ph33red stock market crashes and WRONG DEBT. Now Roger controlled heaven's wrath, but it wasn't enough. "QUAKE WITH FEAR!" said Roger, but everyone was dead, so nobody quaked. Roger revived everyone and died slowly and emphatically.
The moral of the story is: "Don't be Roger or harm Mr. T and Whizzle! THE WORLD IS EVIL, so let's boogie!!"
We chase Solo down the waterfront: HAN Solo!! Now 3 times as fat as usual, he ate cake with Potemkin in exchange for bondage. Happy to help eat more chicken just like Jam, Han became fatter, and Faust's afro killed him. Nobody liked Faust now, because Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 are lame and 4-6 without James Earl Jones totally suck. Thus, Darth Raven existed only as I-No's third psychotic personality. I-No exploded, resulting in May becoming ultra-sexy.
Ky drooled over delicious catfood, angering cats everywhere. Their hero challenged him to a catfight with pillows. But Robo-Ky decided to barbecue Ky and Dizzy. So he was executed with a guillotine and covered with ketchup. Everyone laughed, but Dizzy was also decapitated, so they cloned Bridget for donor cells to reconnect the millenium bug and destroy the creator of teletubbies.
Millia celebrated when catgirls kissed each of Zappa's mukades. Zappa chugged Zocor which tasted as nasty as Kliff's ice cream. Kliff was sad, so his ice cream melted. Zappa wasn't responsible, but he licked it up, invoking Kliff's anger. Johnny said, "What do you mean bean machine?"
Unfortunately, when you say Roger is gray you will become a deranged psychotic, just like that, and that's the evil plan made by Roger. Roger is one evil mastermind, YEAH!!!
Roger and Robo-Ky fought over Sharon. They decided that she would be shared by both. Then Slayer returned and died painfully after Sharon's tubular banana massage.
Suddenly, evil monkeys married Millia Rage and proclaimed the monkey hair parasite as the one to rule all. But it was born dead, so the plan failed. Everyone was happy being ruled by Roger, except Bridget, who was electrocuted by electricity, blacking out Asia.
Venom's pool stick was a lightning rod, so he imitated the chicken-hawk of Chrono Cross. "Looking good," said Faust, "but an afro makes you irresistible." So he used the forbidden afro bomb, and everyone got giant multicolored afros: like real afros, but more so: they were hair!
Daisuke felt tired pain every inch because of his terminal disease that killed him. He took Guilty Gear to heaven with mango mango juice. Unfortunately God wasn't allowing Daisuke entry. Daisuke said, "I go to hell?" God said, "No, you are fake plastic." Daisuke kicked God in the face and yelled, "I'm a BADGUY!" God was bleeding, and Dizzy was breeding with Testament despite carrying Axl's lovechild.
Then everything exploded, resulting in the death of everyone. But somehow, Testament was dancing on everyone's graves when green pumpkins from Phyrexia casted Necromancy and zombies rose from former GG games: Justice and Kliff, who were summoned by the Pumpkin Master (hired by Roger). Zombie Justice destroyed a Dizzy plushie, angering many fans, and then took off to Mars while singing, "Hey, hey Macho Man, I WANT PANCAKES!!" In return, Dizzy destroyed the universe.
THE END.
Chipp had the Holy Zen Grail which held Strawberries that could cure I-No's lesbian sex addiction. So Slayer intercepted Chipp's divine treasure: LOTS OF CRACK!! Whoops, wrong treasure. He actually meant to steal the porno mags with Bridget's bisexual orgy from hell.
Potemkin wanted some heavy Jam/Dizzy tribadism, so he died. Justice declared, "I LOVE YOU SOL!!" But Slayer objected, embracing Justice passionately. Justice rejected Slayer, who was never seen again.
Sharon said, "Baiken is like a subtle unstoppable massacre machine!!" and hugged Sol's stiff hairy teddybear, causing enormous explosions of noxious gas throughout the world. First London melted, so everyone cheered until the gas killed them.
Luckily Bridget survived, starting the new generation of womanly men and evil monkeys for reproduction purposes, creating an uberspecies that made Gears obsolete. So Testament finally removed humanity from the DDR machine. However, their addiction was so complete that not dancing was emblematic of psychosis, causing brain malfunctions that killed thousands of DDR addicts and damaged the ozone layer (as opposed to pink fuzzy bunnies).
Zappa suddenly shrieked as April fingered Kliff's chocolate cookies. Johnny took Zoloft every time Sazuman choked on baked beans. In the ghetto, where Roger's law rules over everything, Roger's da man. Baiken slashed Sol for not revealing Roger's true master plan to blindly hump everyone within a candy-coated purple Corvette.
Meanwhile, Roger hired several slaves to carry out his furniture. Robo-Ky immediately buzzed Dullahan for some steamy hot chocolate cocoa gingerbread man cookies. I-No smoked weed, but Chipp wanted to eat meat fried in THC served on Millia. He died painfully in acid. Alas, poor sausage: he tasted good with cloudberry jam.
A strawberry fell on Bridget's mechanical madman, Roger, causing bizarre transformations: robots in disguise turned into Robo-Ky's own clothing line. Robo-Ky is actually the fashion award winner of 6094527830945980 contests!!
Johnny only wears boxer shorts, so a tent appeared with the fat Potemkin in it. Potemkin ate Johnny-shaped chocolate cookies and died. Baiken buried him in Testament's ass, causing a bloody fart which destroyed Russia, along with comrade Zappa and Millia. Anji was only paralyzed from his waist to his toes. Baiken laughed, but Testament had farted in Chipp's face. Dizzy blamed Baiken and everyone was happy. Except Baiken, of course, but since Kenshin is really Slayer, so is Baiken.
Slayer bit himself and became Baiken/Kenshin but he already killed Baiken so he was dead. Suddenly he was reincarnated as Jam's panties. The lucky bastard lived happily until Jam started menstruating. Then Sol burned her panties, and they all died. Those Ky impersonators died too.
Fortunately, Roger's cyborg race was actually made from dead human tissue which rotten to form cyborg parts... SMELLY cyborg parts. Roger became God, so Sol didn't. Roger said, "BITE" but Sharon kissed him instead. Then Ky God Installed Eddie, so he went to level 3 and kissed Axl. Unfortunately Megumi saw it and joined in with a chainsaw, saying, "MAGIC TRICK GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!!" so they all ate Kliff's cookies and accidentally cut off their limbs with Roger, the happy chainsaw bear, and Bridget, the person of undescribable cuteness. I-No raped their sawn-off limbs until climax.
Behold: the evil power hath risen from Faust's paper bag!!
Zombies invaded Mexico, courtesy of Roger amd Justice. Waffles are nuclear weapons imbued with w00tastic pineapples. Luckily Dizzy was getting off at the next waffle storage station with Testament, so the humans ph33red stock market crashes and WRONG DEBT. Now Roger controlled heaven's wrath, but it wasn't enough. "QUAKE WITH FEAR!" said Roger, but everyone was dead, so nobody quaked. Roger revived everyone and died slowly and emphatically.
The moral of the story is: "Don't be Roger or harm Mr. T and Whizzle! THE WORLD IS EVIL, so let's boogie!!"
We chase Solo down the waterfront: HAN Solo!! Now 3 times as fat as usual, he ate cake with Potemkin in exchange for bondage. Happy to help eat more chicken just like Jam, Han became fatter, and Faust's afro killed him. Nobody liked Faust now, because Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 are lame and 4-6 without James Earl Jones totally suck. Thus, Darth Raven existed only as I-No's third psychotic personality. I-No exploded, resulting in May becoming ultra-sexy.
Ky drooled over delicious catfood, angering cats everywhere. Their hero challenged him to a catfight with pillows. But Robo-Ky decided to barbecue Ky and Dizzy. So he was executed with a guillotine and covered with ketchup. Everyone laughed, but Dizzy was also decapitated, so they cloned Bridget for donor cells to reconnect the millenium bug and destroy the creator of teletubbies.
Millia celebrated when catgirls kissed each of Zappa's mukades. Zappa chugged Zocor which tasted as nasty as Kliff's ice cream. Kliff was sad, so his ice cream melted. Zappa wasn't responsible, but he licked it up, invoking Kliff's anger. Johnny said, "What do you mean bean machine?"
Unfortunately, when you say Roger is gray you will become a deranged psychotic, just like that, and that's the evil plan made by Roger. Roger is one evil mastermind, YEAH!!!
Roger and Robo-Ky fought over Sharon. They decided that she would be shared by both. Then Slayer returned and died painfully after Sharon's tubular banana massage.
Suddenly, evil monkeys married Millia Rage and proclaimed the monkey hair parasite as the one to rule all. But it was born dead, so the plan failed. Everyone was happy being ruled by Roger, except Bridget, who was electrocuted by electricity, blacking out Asia.
Venom's pool stick was a lightning rod, so he imitated the chicken-hawk of Chrono Cross. "Looking good," said Faust, "but an afro makes you irresistible." So he used the forbidden afro bomb, and everyone got giant multicolored afros: like real afros, but more so: they were hair!
Daisuke felt tired pain every inch because of his terminal disease that killed him. He took Guilty Gear to heaven with mango mango juice. Unfortunately God wasn't allowing Daisuke entry. Daisuke said, "I go to hell?" God said, "No, you are fake plastic." Daisuke kicked God in the face and yelled, "I'm a BADGUY!" God was bleeding, and Dizzy was breeding with Testament despite carrying Axl's lovechild.
Then everything exploded, resulting in the death of everyone. But somehow, Testament was dancing on everyone's graves when green pumpkins from Phyrexia casted Necromancy and zombies rose from former GG games: Justice and Kliff, who were summoned by the Pumpkin Master (hired by Roger). Zombie Justice destroyed a Dizzy plushie, angering many fans, and then took off to Mars while singing, "Hey, hey Macho Man, I WANT PANCAKES!!" In return, Dizzy destroyed the universe.
THE END.