I-No was happy that Faust agreed to throw the javelin with Robo-Ky, who was drinking Jam's urine, causing spontaneous bowel movement in many people. Jam screamed loudly: "I LOVE VENOM'S TEQUILA MARGARINE AND GORGEOUS HAIR!!" Then she flew to the land of obsessed Dizzy fans and Jam-spankers: GameFAQs.
Sol tried escaping but cosplayers attacked and dragged him away, stealing his Fireseal. Ebay auction: Buy Dizzy for one cent and get plastered for eternity. But it got sniped at Roger's evil lair where I-No subsequently axed Axl with blunt scissors. Half-dead Axl called out to Jesus, dreadful bio-android and supreme universal ruler.
Unfortunately, Bridget had overthrown Roger's regime and established flower sentinels throughout the metropolis. Avocados shook Robo-Ky until his guts danced on a fat lady and smeared Sol with peanut butter and jelly. Ky licked it off with abrasive passion, but then realized it was actually poison!!
Suddenly, Sol exploded because Stone Cold wet Zato's empty bed, which reeked of urine and poo: frequently despised, yet often eaten by Eddie, the despicable Christmas demon, who bakes fruitcakes. Slayer likes those for dinner. Unfortunately, Zappa added too much garlic, and vampires cannot resist Italian spice. So Slayer devoured everything blue, making the world yellow.
Suddenly, Justice replaced Sol as chief cosplayer. Here comes Millia! Bobbing down, up, and spinning about! Do the neckbreaker!
Zappa won the contest by doing a triple! However Chipp dared for a twentyfold, so Baiken went all-out and played Twister with lemons. 17, 18, 19, 2000! Victory was at hand but Roger had other ideas about Baiken's special filling, so the trophy was a bomb, which was set to explode and kill Ky, Sol, and all dogs, so it would happen in one month.
One month later, Galamoth came and promoted Castlevania: NITM, the trilogy of The Turtles and Contra, King Konami! The Shattered Soldier of everything else that isn't desperately Venom.
Zato mentioned it to the press, and bolted a daring statement to uphold the one and only tomato salad, so a new generation of GG fans for assassination purposes and plushie invasion created the ultimate TV. Pillow fights to the death were organized. Contenders like Kizuato have fought to the graveyard 'til morning, as the sun cries.
Anji opened his fans to please Axl. However, Chipp wasn't far from view at Cavana, so Anji kept fanning the BBQ grill to please Axl until one fateful afternoon, when S-Ko was having PMS and screamed "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" while getting screwed by MJ, the master shakesman, doing his moonwalk while grabbing crotches like Kliff's. Unfortunately Fahrenheit isn't the correct answer.
Thus, the battle started again and again: Zappa and S-Ko argued until Anji was sacrificed to Zio as a cucumber salad, with funky beans a la Dizzy. Testament got a new poncho. However, Potemkin bought it first to disguise himself and fool the masses into thinking Millia owns pink lipstick factories of Henry Buhgger.
Candidly Camera is canned soup. Axl decided to taste it, so he jumped in it naked while Jam was admiring his body, especially his amazing mutation: a 6th finger on every flute was smoking! Impossible!! She exploded.
Then Darius the Potemkin Yaoi Fan decided to make his Pokemon kill the fantabulously extravagant Pikachu. But suddenly Bridget was incarcerated, so his action was to take foreclosures, and Sago was his mentor for no apparent reason.
Millia was sick, so she prayed for a million dollars. Faust appeared on the other side of her restaurant. "Buh-bye," said Sol to the Deffer on the Mysterious Giant X-Platform of Anal Stabbage.
May was responsible, so she was crucified on a stake and burnt for Johnny as a Christmas present. He got her ashes for Anji's butterfly makeup. "WHERE'S MY SAMURAI?" asked Johnny the DDR maniac.
Suddenly, Battousai asked Baiken for 2-player mode in Shinobi PS2, and finished Super mode with no hands! Raven felt stupid, because that guy over there danced frivolously with Dizzy and Undine while Necro pleasured red wine flavored red wine. Thunderbolts from Zeus emanated from the grim sky of horror!!
Justice Destroyed random people for randomness' sake. Roger watched, sadistically eating olives and enjoying metal bikinis. But Phase 2 begins!
Axl declared his impossible-to-fail plan of macaroni and Swiss cheese of DOOM! Then someone died. "Who will eat it?" Ky happily volunteered to sock Millia with a sock that belonged to the feet of stinky Chipp, whose smell was legendary for socking Millia: and so it happened. So he took off his socks and threw them in the face of Millia Avenger, sister of the Holy Order officer Ky Kiske.
Robo-Kuro-Ky decided to get the thingamajig which kills people, but fishing rods were on the scene of wading ducks. In other news, fries are on hold due to Ky's diabolical gerbil destruction. But his big plan was in fact an opinion. "Drop potatoes dog!" was understandable from Ky's butterfly.
Veridian shapes were Daisuke's favorite things to insert coins in. Slayer justified that ermine, thus Sol became supreme bacon officer. Now, Sol Wienerguy slurps Potemkin's infamous living dolphin soup of poetic horror!
Bridget had enough of I-No's disgusting toe-clipping methods and decided to silence her forever. But she was onto him and took his junk emails and left him crippled for celibacy. Fruit tastes good. Suddenly, facism suits Ky.
Bridget died and was reborn as Wendigo's slave. Set, game, and match! Quiet on the outfront, so Chipp ran around screaming "BAGELS!!", scaring many rabbits, who were hiding their bagel bags from the deranged fried eggplants of Mister Diabolical: Raven.
Testament said, "I, pain reliever." CD, then comes EF UDGE chocolate sundaes, an omen to Testament's uber-stink. "Fortunately there's still hope for me," said Sol, crying for Zato, who then ate him for unknown reasons. Meanwhile, Ky died while singing the lima bean song.
Millions of dolphins died from heat exasperation and returned as super sumos!! However, they licked Dizzy for just desserts. Testament said, "I need shampoo." So he didn't. Anji pots the plant.
Axl rotted the blue grass generation, and left for right. The purple haze maze became purple. "What's the deal?" asked Baiken.
Luckily, cheese fell from the moons into the suns of the empire known as Wu-shu, the Magic Dragon, who spat fire on Daisuke, who was arrogant. Beans magically killed Garudo the mighty. "Don't take him personally," said the eunuch boy Bridget, who was playing with his mighty stick of wonderful chocolate-tasting flavors that enticed Kliff.
Sadly, green hedgehogs are on the verge of extinction, so Slayer admitted that it was his idea to unify the East Pacific with spoiled pomegranates. Then, it was accomplished! Thanks to Baiken's super power: the ssdertwert!! Every Desas Is Sad. "YES MY LIEGE" was said by Bob Marley.
The sparrows then ended this: Heartbeats now cost as much as $500 per minute. "Holy cow!" thought Tom Petty now: so it all began in Lumbordioa.
Suddenly cheese globules began to rise. Pizza is for turtles. Garuda Mansion was invisible! Mai is buxom. Then, you explode!! The fuse was a ruse! Now, we can end this fic by shooting everyone!!
*everyone is shot*
Now they're all dead!! Funeral services were too expensive, so they were burned by insane Garoad of Deeysee, whoever that is.
ANOTHER BAD END!!
Sol tried escaping but cosplayers attacked and dragged him away, stealing his Fireseal. Ebay auction: Buy Dizzy for one cent and get plastered for eternity. But it got sniped at Roger's evil lair where I-No subsequently axed Axl with blunt scissors. Half-dead Axl called out to Jesus, dreadful bio-android and supreme universal ruler.
Unfortunately, Bridget had overthrown Roger's regime and established flower sentinels throughout the metropolis. Avocados shook Robo-Ky until his guts danced on a fat lady and smeared Sol with peanut butter and jelly. Ky licked it off with abrasive passion, but then realized it was actually poison!!
Suddenly, Sol exploded because Stone Cold wet Zato's empty bed, which reeked of urine and poo: frequently despised, yet often eaten by Eddie, the despicable Christmas demon, who bakes fruitcakes. Slayer likes those for dinner. Unfortunately, Zappa added too much garlic, and vampires cannot resist Italian spice. So Slayer devoured everything blue, making the world yellow.
Suddenly, Justice replaced Sol as chief cosplayer. Here comes Millia! Bobbing down, up, and spinning about! Do the neckbreaker!
Zappa won the contest by doing a triple! However Chipp dared for a twentyfold, so Baiken went all-out and played Twister with lemons. 17, 18, 19, 2000! Victory was at hand but Roger had other ideas about Baiken's special filling, so the trophy was a bomb, which was set to explode and kill Ky, Sol, and all dogs, so it would happen in one month.
One month later, Galamoth came and promoted Castlevania: NITM, the trilogy of The Turtles and Contra, King Konami! The Shattered Soldier of everything else that isn't desperately Venom.
Zato mentioned it to the press, and bolted a daring statement to uphold the one and only tomato salad, so a new generation of GG fans for assassination purposes and plushie invasion created the ultimate TV. Pillow fights to the death were organized. Contenders like Kizuato have fought to the graveyard 'til morning, as the sun cries.
Anji opened his fans to please Axl. However, Chipp wasn't far from view at Cavana, so Anji kept fanning the BBQ grill to please Axl until one fateful afternoon, when S-Ko was having PMS and screamed "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" while getting screwed by MJ, the master shakesman, doing his moonwalk while grabbing crotches like Kliff's. Unfortunately Fahrenheit isn't the correct answer.
Thus, the battle started again and again: Zappa and S-Ko argued until Anji was sacrificed to Zio as a cucumber salad, with funky beans a la Dizzy. Testament got a new poncho. However, Potemkin bought it first to disguise himself and fool the masses into thinking Millia owns pink lipstick factories of Henry Buhgger.
Candidly Camera is canned soup. Axl decided to taste it, so he jumped in it naked while Jam was admiring his body, especially his amazing mutation: a 6th finger on every flute was smoking! Impossible!! She exploded.
Then Darius the Potemkin Yaoi Fan decided to make his Pokemon kill the fantabulously extravagant Pikachu. But suddenly Bridget was incarcerated, so his action was to take foreclosures, and Sago was his mentor for no apparent reason.
Millia was sick, so she prayed for a million dollars. Faust appeared on the other side of her restaurant. "Buh-bye," said Sol to the Deffer on the Mysterious Giant X-Platform of Anal Stabbage.
May was responsible, so she was crucified on a stake and burnt for Johnny as a Christmas present. He got her ashes for Anji's butterfly makeup. "WHERE'S MY SAMURAI?" asked Johnny the DDR maniac.
Suddenly, Battousai asked Baiken for 2-player mode in Shinobi PS2, and finished Super mode with no hands! Raven felt stupid, because that guy over there danced frivolously with Dizzy and Undine while Necro pleasured red wine flavored red wine. Thunderbolts from Zeus emanated from the grim sky of horror!!
Justice Destroyed random people for randomness' sake. Roger watched, sadistically eating olives and enjoying metal bikinis. But Phase 2 begins!
Axl declared his impossible-to-fail plan of macaroni and Swiss cheese of DOOM! Then someone died. "Who will eat it?" Ky happily volunteered to sock Millia with a sock that belonged to the feet of stinky Chipp, whose smell was legendary for socking Millia: and so it happened. So he took off his socks and threw them in the face of Millia Avenger, sister of the Holy Order officer Ky Kiske.
Robo-Kuro-Ky decided to get the thingamajig which kills people, but fishing rods were on the scene of wading ducks. In other news, fries are on hold due to Ky's diabolical gerbil destruction. But his big plan was in fact an opinion. "Drop potatoes dog!" was understandable from Ky's butterfly.
Veridian shapes were Daisuke's favorite things to insert coins in. Slayer justified that ermine, thus Sol became supreme bacon officer. Now, Sol Wienerguy slurps Potemkin's infamous living dolphin soup of poetic horror!
Bridget had enough of I-No's disgusting toe-clipping methods and decided to silence her forever. But she was onto him and took his junk emails and left him crippled for celibacy. Fruit tastes good. Suddenly, facism suits Ky.
Bridget died and was reborn as Wendigo's slave. Set, game, and match! Quiet on the outfront, so Chipp ran around screaming "BAGELS!!", scaring many rabbits, who were hiding their bagel bags from the deranged fried eggplants of Mister Diabolical: Raven.
Testament said, "I, pain reliever." CD, then comes EF UDGE chocolate sundaes, an omen to Testament's uber-stink. "Fortunately there's still hope for me," said Sol, crying for Zato, who then ate him for unknown reasons. Meanwhile, Ky died while singing the lima bean song.
Millions of dolphins died from heat exasperation and returned as super sumos!! However, they licked Dizzy for just desserts. Testament said, "I need shampoo." So he didn't. Anji pots the plant.
Axl rotted the blue grass generation, and left for right. The purple haze maze became purple. "What's the deal?" asked Baiken.
Luckily, cheese fell from the moons into the suns of the empire known as Wu-shu, the Magic Dragon, who spat fire on Daisuke, who was arrogant. Beans magically killed Garudo the mighty. "Don't take him personally," said the eunuch boy Bridget, who was playing with his mighty stick of wonderful chocolate-tasting flavors that enticed Kliff.
Sadly, green hedgehogs are on the verge of extinction, so Slayer admitted that it was his idea to unify the East Pacific with spoiled pomegranates. Then, it was accomplished! Thanks to Baiken's super power: the ssdertwert!! Every Desas Is Sad. "YES MY LIEGE" was said by Bob Marley.
The sparrows then ended this: Heartbeats now cost as much as $500 per minute. "Holy cow!" thought Tom Petty now: so it all began in Lumbordioa.
Suddenly cheese globules began to rise. Pizza is for turtles. Garuda Mansion was invisible! Mai is buxom. Then, you explode!! The fuse was a ruse! Now, we can end this fic by shooting everyone!!
*everyone is shot*
Now they're all dead!! Funeral services were too expensive, so they were burned by insane Garoad of Deeysee, whoever that is.
ANOTHER BAD END!!