Me and BuyoGal have never watched this stupid show, but we get the basic
idea! So, we're gonna add in an interview for each character, even though
this might not be how the show even works.
BLIC: YAY!!! Me and BuyoGal have formed an alliance and joined forces to bring you mindless entertainment.
BuyoGal: Brownies and lemonade rocks my socks!
BLIC: I don't support lemonades. especially
The Bachelor- Inuyasha Style!!!
(BuyoGal and BLIC sitting on panel, tons of crazy screaming fangirls sitting behind us)
BuyoGal: Hello, everyone!
BLIC: And welcome to The Bachelor! Today, we've gathered four very single and eligible bachelors in our studio!
BuyoGal: And we're going to let you decide who becomes the new bachelor! So, just to give you a taste, we're going to introduce the contestants and give a quick interview!!
BLIC: And the first person is Naraku! So, Naraku, please tell us about yourself and why you want to be the next bachelor!
Naraku: That's Lord Naraku to you. And there's nothing much to say about me, except I despise humans. I hate every single human I've ever come across, and I don't want to be the next bachelor because then I would have to interact with the female gender of that lowly species. This is not to happen.
BuyoGal: So then why are you here?
Naraku: Because I was going to have cosmetic surgery. There's a reason I wear a monkey, you know. The sign outside said that surgery would be in here, but it was obviously some kind of trap.
BuyoGal: Well, Naraku, nothing seems to get past you! And now that you're here, we'll have to force you to stay here in case the readers want you to be the next bachelor. Rocco, Jerome, please detain Mr. Naraku. (two very big and burly guys come out and tape Naraku to chair) Okay, now the next contestant is Miroku! (crowd bursts into rounds of applause, and NSMS (National Society of Miroku Stalkers) hold up various signs)
BLIC: So, tell us about yourself and why you want to be the next bachelor!
Miroku: Well, Lady BLIC and BuyoGal, I think it is quite obvious why I want to be the bachelor. It's always been my lifelong dream to have girls fighting over me! I wish to find someone to bear my child.
BLIC: Well, in that case-
BuyoGal: Oh no you don't BLIC! He's mine!!
BLIC: Bitch, you better back off my man!
Miroku: Now, now! There's plenty of me to go around.
BLIC&BuyoGal: NO THERE ISN'T!!!!!! (screen goes black and comes back in five minute, BuyoGal and BLIC are very messy and stuff)
BLIC: Sorry about that; we, uh. had some differences to settle. So, our next interviewee is Inuyasha! (IRS :Inuyasha Rescue Squad: start cheering loudly) Inuyasha, why do you want to be the next bachelor?
Inuyasha: Feh. I don't. I'm just trying to get away from Kikyou and Kagome. Kikyou won't stop trying to drag me to hell, and Kagome and won't lay off the sits. I could care less about the show.
BuyoGal: O-kay. well then, next is Kouga. What bout you, Kouga? (KFC: Kouga Fan Club: start chanting his name)
Kouga: Well, normally, I wouldn't abandon my Kagome (Inuyasha: OI!!!), but I've got it all planned out. See, I'll make sure that the readers choose me, then Kagome'll get on the show, and then I'll choose her, and we'll be 'married', or whatever you humans call mating.
Inuyasha: And WTF makes you think that Kagome even likes you, you wimpy wolf?!
Kouga: Oh please, Inuyasha. She'd choose anyone over a someone who smells like a wet dog.
Inuyasha: WTF?!?! THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
BLIC: Well, now wait one second. This is our studio, and we say you can't fight, or we'll get Rocco and Jerome on you. (Inuyasha and Kouga sit down) Good. And introducing our last contestant, Sesshoumaru!! (people start cheering)
Sesshoumaru: I came here simply to get away from Jaken.
BuyoGal: But don't you want a mate?
Sesshoumaru: Not really. I'd rather be a hermit.
BuyoGal: You're too sexy to be a hermit!!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah, I know. Pity, isn't it? But in any case, I'm also here to find a babysitter and playmate for Rin.
BLIC: Okay! Well, there you have it!!! We're giving you exactly one week to review and tell us who you pick! Happy voting!
BLIC: YAY!!! Me and BuyoGal have formed an alliance and joined forces to bring you mindless entertainment.
BuyoGal: Brownies and lemonade rocks my socks!
BLIC: I don't support lemonades. especially
The Bachelor- Inuyasha Style!!!
(BuyoGal and BLIC sitting on panel, tons of crazy screaming fangirls sitting behind us)
BuyoGal: Hello, everyone!
BLIC: And welcome to The Bachelor! Today, we've gathered four very single and eligible bachelors in our studio!
BuyoGal: And we're going to let you decide who becomes the new bachelor! So, just to give you a taste, we're going to introduce the contestants and give a quick interview!!
BLIC: And the first person is Naraku! So, Naraku, please tell us about yourself and why you want to be the next bachelor!
Naraku: That's Lord Naraku to you. And there's nothing much to say about me, except I despise humans. I hate every single human I've ever come across, and I don't want to be the next bachelor because then I would have to interact with the female gender of that lowly species. This is not to happen.
BuyoGal: So then why are you here?
Naraku: Because I was going to have cosmetic surgery. There's a reason I wear a monkey, you know. The sign outside said that surgery would be in here, but it was obviously some kind of trap.
BuyoGal: Well, Naraku, nothing seems to get past you! And now that you're here, we'll have to force you to stay here in case the readers want you to be the next bachelor. Rocco, Jerome, please detain Mr. Naraku. (two very big and burly guys come out and tape Naraku to chair) Okay, now the next contestant is Miroku! (crowd bursts into rounds of applause, and NSMS (National Society of Miroku Stalkers) hold up various signs)
BLIC: So, tell us about yourself and why you want to be the next bachelor!
Miroku: Well, Lady BLIC and BuyoGal, I think it is quite obvious why I want to be the bachelor. It's always been my lifelong dream to have girls fighting over me! I wish to find someone to bear my child.
BLIC: Well, in that case-
BuyoGal: Oh no you don't BLIC! He's mine!!
BLIC: Bitch, you better back off my man!
Miroku: Now, now! There's plenty of me to go around.
BLIC&BuyoGal: NO THERE ISN'T!!!!!! (screen goes black and comes back in five minute, BuyoGal and BLIC are very messy and stuff)
BLIC: Sorry about that; we, uh. had some differences to settle. So, our next interviewee is Inuyasha! (IRS :Inuyasha Rescue Squad: start cheering loudly) Inuyasha, why do you want to be the next bachelor?
Inuyasha: Feh. I don't. I'm just trying to get away from Kikyou and Kagome. Kikyou won't stop trying to drag me to hell, and Kagome and won't lay off the sits. I could care less about the show.
BuyoGal: O-kay. well then, next is Kouga. What bout you, Kouga? (KFC: Kouga Fan Club: start chanting his name)
Kouga: Well, normally, I wouldn't abandon my Kagome (Inuyasha: OI!!!), but I've got it all planned out. See, I'll make sure that the readers choose me, then Kagome'll get on the show, and then I'll choose her, and we'll be 'married', or whatever you humans call mating.
Inuyasha: And WTF makes you think that Kagome even likes you, you wimpy wolf?!
Kouga: Oh please, Inuyasha. She'd choose anyone over a someone who smells like a wet dog.
Inuyasha: WTF?!?! THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
BLIC: Well, now wait one second. This is our studio, and we say you can't fight, or we'll get Rocco and Jerome on you. (Inuyasha and Kouga sit down) Good. And introducing our last contestant, Sesshoumaru!! (people start cheering)
Sesshoumaru: I came here simply to get away from Jaken.
BuyoGal: But don't you want a mate?
Sesshoumaru: Not really. I'd rather be a hermit.
BuyoGal: You're too sexy to be a hermit!!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah, I know. Pity, isn't it? But in any case, I'm also here to find a babysitter and playmate for Rin.
BLIC: Okay! Well, there you have it!!! We're giving you exactly one week to review and tell us who you pick! Happy voting!