Hello all! Sorry we've taken so long to update, we both just got incredibly
lazy! But we're back!
Disclaimer: If we owned Inuyasha, then we wouldn't be putting him on a reality show. He'd be our love slave. MUAHAHAHHAHAH!! Ahem.
Chapter 1: The Meeting (making this up because neither of us bothered to watch this dumb show.)
BLIC: Hello, our loyal visitors! My name's BLIC
BuyoGal: And I'm BuyoGal! And we're the hosts for the NEW 'Bachelor'!!!
BLIC: So, after a months delay, the show is going to get rolling! The readers have spoken, and Miroku is the new bachelor! Actually, I made the final decision seeing as I'm writing this, but ANYWAYZ. let's meet the contestants! Come on out, ladies! (Kagome, Sango, Rin (older, of course), Yura of the Hair, Kaede, Mrs. Higurashi, Kikyou, Kanna and Kagura come out. Audience applauds loudly.)
BuyoGal: Before we get them all settled into the house, let's talk a bit about our contestants for the bachelor's hearts! First up is Higurashi Kagome. Kagome was just a simple schoolgirl before falling down the well and meeting the ill-tempered dog demon. After shattering the jewel shards, she and the Inu-tachi (that includes Shippou, Inuyasha, Sango and Miroku) have been searching for them ever since. Although she doesn't like Miroku's constant feeling her up, we all know there's a spark!
Kagome: WHAT?! If that's not the most ridiculous idea-
BLIC: And NEEEEEEXT is Sango. Sango is a tajiya, demon slayer, Buffy of the Sengoku Jidaii, whatever you want to call her. She teamed up with Inuyasha, Kagome and Miroku to kill Naraku who's using her brother as his love slave- um, ahem. I mean fighting machine.
Sango: HEY!!! (throws boomerang at BLIC, who misses it by inches.)
BuyoGal: Okay, pipe down ladies! Next is Rin! Rin was killed by wolves but resurrected by Lord Pedophile- um Sesshoumaru, and has traveled with him and Jaken. We've enhanced her age so that no one gets the wrong idea!
Rin: Konnichiwa, minna-san!
BLIC: And next is Yura of the Hair! Yura happens to be the first demoness that Kagome and Inuyasha battle together, not counting Lady Centipede, of course. Yura is a master of the hair (her true form being a comb), and uses her magical strands as puppet strings. I bet this could come in handy, huh BuyoGal?
BuyoGal: Right-O!!! And Kaede, is Kikyou's younger sister, though she looks to be about 50 years older than her. Long story, folks. Looong story. Anyway, Kaede tends to the groups wounds and is a healer! She's kind of old, but age ain't nothin' but a number!!
BLIC: Our next contest is Mrs. Higurashi! 'Mrs.' You say? Well, it just so happens that she's widowed. In fact, she's Kagome's mother! Age ain't nothin' but a number, folks. Remember that.
Mrs. Higurashi: excuse me, but I never agreed to this. I don't want to marry some kid!
BLIC: But he's a hottie!
Mrs. Higurashi: I don't care how 'hot' he is! He's way too young and I'm not doing it.
BuyoGal: Well, too bad sweetie! Cause you're gonna compete and have fun doin' it! Anyway, our next contestant is Kikyou, the dead priestess biotch! She was once Inuyasha's girlfriend, but ever since she's been resurrected, she's been stalking the Inu-tachi. Probably to get a peek of Miroku in the hot springs. (nudges BLIC )
Kikyou: I have no desire to date that lecher.
BLIC: Oh, come on Kikyou. We all know how you get when you see him.
Kikyou: How DO I get?
BuyoGal: Let's not get into specifics here. Okay, then there's Kanna! She's the white ghost-like detachment of Naraku. Although she never talks, I'm sure that one day with Miroku will have her all rowdy!!
Kanna: ~.^
BLIC: Yep, and her 'sister', Kagura with the crazy red eyes! We've known she has a thing for Miroku for the longest time!
Kagura: I DO NOT have a thing for him. I only get Kanna to show me Sesshoumaru porn! Oops! Did I just say that? Eh. heh heh...
BLIC: Alrighty then. Let's overlook that comment.
BuyoGal: and now that you've met the contestants, and the authoress is sick of typing, the actual show starts in ONE week! We promise!
Okay, so how was it? Bad, I know, but cut us some slack. Our God-forsaken English teacher and H.H.R.B. decided to give us projects due on the same day. CURSE MRS. MAJESKE AND HER GOD-FORSAKEN PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Just review.
Disclaimer: If we owned Inuyasha, then we wouldn't be putting him on a reality show. He'd be our love slave. MUAHAHAHHAHAH!! Ahem.
Chapter 1: The Meeting (making this up because neither of us bothered to watch this dumb show.)
BLIC: Hello, our loyal visitors! My name's BLIC
BuyoGal: And I'm BuyoGal! And we're the hosts for the NEW 'Bachelor'!!!
BLIC: So, after a months delay, the show is going to get rolling! The readers have spoken, and Miroku is the new bachelor! Actually, I made the final decision seeing as I'm writing this, but ANYWAYZ. let's meet the contestants! Come on out, ladies! (Kagome, Sango, Rin (older, of course), Yura of the Hair, Kaede, Mrs. Higurashi, Kikyou, Kanna and Kagura come out. Audience applauds loudly.)
BuyoGal: Before we get them all settled into the house, let's talk a bit about our contestants for the bachelor's hearts! First up is Higurashi Kagome. Kagome was just a simple schoolgirl before falling down the well and meeting the ill-tempered dog demon. After shattering the jewel shards, she and the Inu-tachi (that includes Shippou, Inuyasha, Sango and Miroku) have been searching for them ever since. Although she doesn't like Miroku's constant feeling her up, we all know there's a spark!
Kagome: WHAT?! If that's not the most ridiculous idea-
BLIC: And NEEEEEEXT is Sango. Sango is a tajiya, demon slayer, Buffy of the Sengoku Jidaii, whatever you want to call her. She teamed up with Inuyasha, Kagome and Miroku to kill Naraku who's using her brother as his love slave- um, ahem. I mean fighting machine.
Sango: HEY!!! (throws boomerang at BLIC, who misses it by inches.)
BuyoGal: Okay, pipe down ladies! Next is Rin! Rin was killed by wolves but resurrected by Lord Pedophile- um Sesshoumaru, and has traveled with him and Jaken. We've enhanced her age so that no one gets the wrong idea!
Rin: Konnichiwa, minna-san!
BLIC: And next is Yura of the Hair! Yura happens to be the first demoness that Kagome and Inuyasha battle together, not counting Lady Centipede, of course. Yura is a master of the hair (her true form being a comb), and uses her magical strands as puppet strings. I bet this could come in handy, huh BuyoGal?
BuyoGal: Right-O!!! And Kaede, is Kikyou's younger sister, though she looks to be about 50 years older than her. Long story, folks. Looong story. Anyway, Kaede tends to the groups wounds and is a healer! She's kind of old, but age ain't nothin' but a number!!
BLIC: Our next contest is Mrs. Higurashi! 'Mrs.' You say? Well, it just so happens that she's widowed. In fact, she's Kagome's mother! Age ain't nothin' but a number, folks. Remember that.
Mrs. Higurashi: excuse me, but I never agreed to this. I don't want to marry some kid!
BLIC: But he's a hottie!
Mrs. Higurashi: I don't care how 'hot' he is! He's way too young and I'm not doing it.
BuyoGal: Well, too bad sweetie! Cause you're gonna compete and have fun doin' it! Anyway, our next contestant is Kikyou, the dead priestess biotch! She was once Inuyasha's girlfriend, but ever since she's been resurrected, she's been stalking the Inu-tachi. Probably to get a peek of Miroku in the hot springs. (nudges BLIC )
Kikyou: I have no desire to date that lecher.
BLIC: Oh, come on Kikyou. We all know how you get when you see him.
Kikyou: How DO I get?
BuyoGal: Let's not get into specifics here. Okay, then there's Kanna! She's the white ghost-like detachment of Naraku. Although she never talks, I'm sure that one day with Miroku will have her all rowdy!!
Kanna: ~.^
BLIC: Yep, and her 'sister', Kagura with the crazy red eyes! We've known she has a thing for Miroku for the longest time!
Kagura: I DO NOT have a thing for him. I only get Kanna to show me Sesshoumaru porn! Oops! Did I just say that? Eh. heh heh...
BLIC: Alrighty then. Let's overlook that comment.
BuyoGal: and now that you've met the contestants, and the authoress is sick of typing, the actual show starts in ONE week! We promise!
Okay, so how was it? Bad, I know, but cut us some slack. Our God-forsaken English teacher and H.H.R.B. decided to give us projects due on the same day. CURSE MRS. MAJESKE AND HER GOD-FORSAKEN PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Just review.