Dr Marcus' Letters

by Spider-bear

Letters written by Dr. Marcus that no one ever found! GASP These were actually written by my dear cousin Cara so all comments should be referred to my cousin and not to me!

2. Letter to Leeches

My dearest leeches,

            I am not sure that you know exactly how much I love you.  So here is my chance to share it with you… I love you more than a fat kid loves pie.  I love you more than a mother loves her children.  I love you more than zombies love human necks.  I love you more than a cat hates water.  I love you more than Cinderella loves her mice.  I love you more than I hate my employees.  I love you more than… excuse me, I have to go take my medication… Ahhhhhhhh, there we go.  Now back to… what was I saying?  Oh yes, I love fat kids more than pie.  I love ducks more than eggs.  I love torturing people more that cookie dough ice cream.  I love fat kids.  I love fat kids.  I love fat kids.  I love fat kids.  Oh wait… I love leeches… leeches… leeches… fat kids… leeches… leeches… fat kids.  Hang on a second… did I take the right meds?  OH SHITZLES!!! I took the last remaining vile of the "t" virus!!!  Arghhh!  Ouch!  Mmmmm!  Itchy tasty! 

Love you always,

Leech Man