Stars Hollow the Musical!

Chapter 2: He's a rebel and I got you babe

I know what you're thinking! Not another fic from that talent less hack Elise? Yes your right I'm back with something just a bit different this time!

So basically its songfic but taken to a whole new level – this time the characters from that wonderful show Gilmore Girls will actually be doing the singing

Shock Horror? Anger? Disgust?

 Well just give it a try, after all it's the least you could do!

P.S: Some of the words have been changed to suit the people and add some laughs

P.S.S: It's a comedy with a bit of Romance and the words in Italics are sung

Rory walked back up the street to Lukes with her book clasped firmly in her hands she entered with a smile

Until she saw Shane

Sitting on one of the bar stools her adoring gaze focused on Jess who was ignoring her and wiping the counter

Shane began to swing her legs from side to side still watching Jess

See the way he wipes down the counter
Watch the way he shuffles his feet
How he holds his head up high
When he goes walking by-y-y-y-y-y
He's my guy
When he holds my hand I'm so proud
'Cos he's not just one of the crowd
I bet he's always the one
To try the things I've never done
and just because of that they will say -- Hey!

He's a rebel and he'll never ever be - any good
He's a rebel 'cos he never ever does - what he should
And just because he doesn't do what - everybody else does
That's no reason why I can't give him all my love

He is always bad to me - never treats me tenderly
He's not a rebel, no-no-no
He's not a rebel, no-no-no - to me-e-e-e

If they don't like him that way
They won't like me after today
I'll be standing right by his side - when they say

He's a rebel and he'll never ever be - any good
He's a rebel 'cos he never ever does - what he should
and just because he doesn't do what - everybody else does
That's no reason why – I cant be a ditz

He is always good to me - never treats me tenderly
He's not a rebel, no-no-no
He's not a rebel, no-no-no - to me-e-e-e
(he's not a rebel - no-no-no)
No-no-no
(he's not a rebel - no-no-no)
(he's not a rebel - no-no-no)
No-no-no
(he's not a rebel - no-no-no)

Rory slammed her bag on the counter and took the coffee from the amused Lorelai's hands

"It's turning out to be quite a show isn't it?" remarked Lorelai

"Yeah watch out Sonny and Cher"

"Oh no" said Rory

"What?" asked Lorelai

"Cant you feel it?"

Lorelai looked confused her mouth seemed to be opening

Lorelai:            They say we're young and we don't know
we won't find out until we grow

Rory:               Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and mom I got you

Lorelai:            Babe

Rory:               I got you babe

Lorelai:            I got you babe

Lorelai:            They say I can't pay the rent
before it's earned; our money's all been spent

Rory:               I guess that's so, we don't have a limo
But at least I'm sure we're not bimbos

 Lorelai:         I got you babe

Both:              I got you babe
I got you babe

Rory:               I got glitter tops in the spring
I know you stole my ring

Lorelai:            And when I'm good, you're so bad
and when we get scared, Lukes always around!

Rory:               Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, on you it looks cute

Lorelai:             Then put your little hand in mine
there ain't no hill or mountain we can climb

Both:               Babe
 I got you babe
I got you babe

 I got you to hold my hand
 I got you to understand
 I got you to walk with me
 I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won't let coffee go
I got you to love me so

I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

"What is with us today?' asked Lorelai picking up her cup a dazed look on her face

Rory just shook her head

Note: Um...yeah…that's it so if you are going to reviews please don't bag the choice of song cos its hard to find a song with parts for everyone and lets be honest here everyone has guilty music pleasures don't they? I was aiming for funny. Suggestions are very very welcome!

Elise