Stars Hollow the Musical!

Chapter 3: Shut your mouth and Tristan D

I know what you're thinking! Not another fic from that talent less hack Elise? Yes your right I'm back with something just a bit different this time!

So basically its songfic but taken to a whole new level – this time the characters from that wonderful show Gilmore Girls will actually be doing the singing

Shock Horror? Anger? Disgust?

 Well just give it a try, after all it's the least you could do!

P.S: It's a comedy with a bit of Romance and the words in Italics are sung

Rory dialled the combination on her locker in Hell

The front doors slammed open to reveal Summer in her Chilton skirt the mandatory 3 slutty inches off. Flanked by Madeline Louise Francie and Paris pieces of paper flew down the hall as the five stalked through the hallway of Chilton (think the craft)

Summer:                       Welcome
We love you
We hate you
We love you
We want you
We need you
We wish we were like you
They say you're a saint
You're a whore
You're a sinner
That he had you
He made you
He can't live without you

Summer pushed some helpless geek out of her way and managed to flip her hair at the

same time

Francie:                        Would you confess if we asked
that you nurture the urge
to declare that it's time
to join our group
with a man of your own
you want gossip
a scandal
a pointless existence

Francie filed her nails as she walked

All:                               Shut your mouth
Try not to panic
Just shut your mouth
If you can do it
Shut your mouth
Try not to panic
Just shut your mouth
If you can do it
Just shut your mouth

Paris:                            What's your opinion of the dire situation
It's our land here
Your our guest here
Of course you'll be nice here
How do you feel about him and her
Are you a loser
Are you cool
Guess it doesn't matter

Louise:                         Your place
my place
Make her bring that famous face
you got some
you want some
you wanna let me get you some
we know your music but of course we'd never buy it
its too fake man
Right man!
(We don't give a fucking damn)

All:                               Shut your mouth
Try not to panic
Just shut your mouth
If you can do it
Shut your mouth
Try not to panic
Just shut your mouth
If you can do it

Summer:                       I hear you say it
Play it smart girl
Win the game love
Give'em what they want
What they want to see and you could be a big star
You could go far
Make a landmark
What have you been reading you smart girl?
Win the game love
Give'em what they want
What they want to see and you could be a big star
You could go far
Make a landmark
Make a shitload

All:                               And the world spins by
With everybody moaning
Pissing, bitching and everyone is shitting
On their friends
On their love
On their oaths
On their honor
On their graves
On their mouths
And their words say nothing

Shut your mouth
Try not to panic
Just shut your mouth
If you can do it
Shut your mouth
Try not to panic
Just shut your mouth
If you can do it
Just shut your mouth

I wanted to say something
Oh shut your mouth
I wanted to say something
Just shut your mouth
I wanted to say something
Oh shut your mouth
I wanted to be something
Just shut your mouth

Rory ignored the scathing glares and headed to the cafeteria

Placing her bag on the table in front of her she slipped on the earphones to her Discman but before she turned it on she almost bust a gut laughing

Tristan DuGrey King of Chilton was standing on top of a table in the middle of the cafeteria

Look at me, I'm Tristan D, gonna take your virginity
Will go to bed with every girl in the school, I can, I'm Tristan D
Watch it, hey, I'm the King, I was brought up this way
Won't be good, I'm a player
All the Mary's lose their heart to Tristan D
I drink and swear, I take care with my hair,
I don't smoke, I'll take you to my lair
Keep your Paris and Summers
There's only one girl I'm going for
As for you, Mary Gilmore, I know what you wanna do
You're in  denial, but hey I'm an object of lust,
I'm just plain hunky Tristan D

Paris, Paris, let me be, keep that face far from me
just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, people, I'm Tristan D!

Rory pressed play on her Discman

Tristan may be hot but his choice of song wasn't her sort of entertainment

Note: Um..yeah…that's it so if you are going to reviews please don't bag the choice of song cos its hard to find a song with parts for everyone and lets be honest here everyone has guilty music pleasures don't they?

SUGGESTIONS ARE VERY VERY WELCOME!!!

Elise