Stars Hollow the Musical!

Chapter 4: It's alright baby

So basically its songfic but taken to a whole new level – this time the characters from that wonderful show Gilmore Girls will actually be doing the singing

Shock Horror? Anger? Disgust?

 Well just give it a try, after all it's the least you could do!

P.S: It's a comedy with a bit of Romance and the words in Italics are sung

THIS FIC IS NOW BEING CO-WRITTEN BY ELISE7 AND FLOSSIE UNDER THE NAME ELIFLO

- This chapters song is It's alright baby by Komeda (it's on the GG soundtrack) you really have to hear the song to appreciate how funny it is -

Lorelai sat humming at the counter at Lukes if she strained her neck she could see Rory speed walking to Lukes with a frown on her face.

Lorelai heard the sound of pots crashing to the ground and glass shattering

"Damnit!" Luke yelled from the back

Lorelai continued humming

Rory opened the door to Lukes she stalked to the counter and slammed her book bag onto the counter

"Hey cheerful" greeted Lorelai

"What is the benefit of a college education I ask you? I mean seriously where did I get this over-achiever gene from? I could have just stayed at Stars Hollow got straight A's easily and not have to put up with snooty rich kids in uniform like a singing army!" said Rory folding her arms as she sat down

"So guess what happened at the Inn today?"

"I mean c'mon Tristan D? He can't even make up his own song its so lame" said Rory

"Michael sang 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' it was hilarious, his face was contorting and he was trying to fight it and he just couldn't and he took of his tie but he didn't want to so it was like he was strangling himself. Sookie burnt herself when she saw him she ran back into the kitchen and made 32 casseroles trying to block the image"

"And 'shut your mouth?' I mean c'mon we already know they own the school!"

"Hey did you not just hear me? Michael, I'm too sexy for my shirt? Amazing tie gymnastics?"

"What?" said Rory looking at Lorelai with a confused look

"Never mind, Ahah coffee!" yelled Lorelai as a red faced Luke finally emerged from the storeroom

"More brown liquid death?" said Luke staring incredulously at her

"Um, yes?' said Lorelai shrinking back from his menacing form

"Great just great I have appliances that don't work and move while I'm not there I have people ordering COFFEE! And now all my customers think I'm a raving lunatic its great JUST GOD DAMN GREAT!" bellowed Luke

Lorelai glanced at the muttering Rory and the thirteen shades of red man in front of her and got up

"Ok now I think we need a little bit of cheering up in here!" said Lorelai "Am I right people?" she asked the crowd

"YEAH!" they cheered

"I said do you want cheerfulness?"

"YEAH!" they screamed louder

"Then back me up people!"

From patience and from pain
the one who never ends will gain.
The lovely notes from score to score
Become the sound of the general score


You're tired of people and coffee sang     Lorelai smiled at Luke
You're so sick of Chilton's singing army    Lorelai now smiled at Rory
Yeah, but sure that happiness existed
Long before the first word was pronounced.



From patience and from pain
the one who never ends will gain.
The lovely notes from score to score
become the sound of the general score?



You're tired of being angry                 she sang stroking Lukes now beet-red face
you're so sick of corny songs sang      Lorelai nodded at Rory
Yeah, but sure that happiness existed
long before the first word was pronounced.

At this point the whole diner joined in

Chorus
Woo Hoo It's alright, baby
It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd
Woo Hoo It's alright, sugar
It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd
Woo Hoo It's alright, honey
It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd
Woo Hoo It's alright, it's OK
It- is- so- crazy

Lorelai sang solo again

To put a smile on your face
Requires a special grace
A single gesture of sweet emotion
A single notion of bitter potion



A strawberry-flavoured lip-gloss
Is all that it takes
When the lyrics stand on end
And the head is full of conclusions of a happy mind

The diner people formed and conga line behind Lorelai and weaved their way through the diner singing the chorus with insane smiles on their faces

Chorus
Woo Hoo It's alright, baby
It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd
Woo Hoo It's alright, sugar
It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd
Woo Hoo It's alright, honey
It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd
Woo Hoo It's alright, it's OK
It- is- so- crazy

Note: Um..yeah…that's it so if you are going to reviews please don't bag the choice of song cos its hard to find a song with parts for everyone and lets be honest here everyone has guilty music pleasures don't they?

SUGGESTIONS ARE VERY VERY WELCOME!!!

Elise and Flossie