Author's Note - Okay, I know this fic is really stupid. I KNOW. I'm just
writing it because I'm bored. Please leave reviews whether they're good or
bad. I'll like any! Thanks!
Dear Diary, Love Frodo
The Hobbits Reach the Land of Cheese
Dear Diary,
So we get to this weird town, Bree. All of a sudden, I get this huge craving for cheese. It's strange: I've never been much of a cheese fan before, but now all I want to eat is cheese. So we get to the Prancing Cheese - uh, Pony - and the innkeeper asks me what we want. I said that we wanted cheese. Sam said 'WHAT?' I realized my mistake and said 'I mean - a room.' Then he asked me what my name was and I said 'Cheese - uh, I mean Underhill.' What is with me? I've never liked cheese really. It always gives me gas. So we get our nice little room and we go out for a drink. There's this weird guy who reminds my of 'Mr. I-Ride-a-Cow-and-Wear-Too- Much-Cologne.' Then stupid Pippin pointed at me and said 'This guy's name is not Underhill. It's not Cheese, either.' I said 'WHAT? You stupid friggin hobbit!' He continued 'It's Baggins.' Then I stopped. My name is Baggins? And why was I not aware of that this whole time? I always thought it was Frodo. 'I guess I'm not the most colorful crayon in the box,' I say to myself. And then I'm really confused: Pippin says 'Wow! Look how red your face is, Frodo!' I thought my name was Baggins! AHHH! This world is so confusing! What's more, that strange dude picks me up and drags me upstairs. I'M SO CONFUSED! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AHHHHH!
Your totally confused hobbity friedd, Baggins Baggins (or is it Frodo Baggins? AHHH!)
Sorry this one was kind of short. I may be stopping here until I get some reviews. So REVIEW! Please!
Dear Diary, Love Frodo
The Hobbits Reach the Land of Cheese
Dear Diary,
So we get to this weird town, Bree. All of a sudden, I get this huge craving for cheese. It's strange: I've never been much of a cheese fan before, but now all I want to eat is cheese. So we get to the Prancing Cheese - uh, Pony - and the innkeeper asks me what we want. I said that we wanted cheese. Sam said 'WHAT?' I realized my mistake and said 'I mean - a room.' Then he asked me what my name was and I said 'Cheese - uh, I mean Underhill.' What is with me? I've never liked cheese really. It always gives me gas. So we get our nice little room and we go out for a drink. There's this weird guy who reminds my of 'Mr. I-Ride-a-Cow-and-Wear-Too- Much-Cologne.' Then stupid Pippin pointed at me and said 'This guy's name is not Underhill. It's not Cheese, either.' I said 'WHAT? You stupid friggin hobbit!' He continued 'It's Baggins.' Then I stopped. My name is Baggins? And why was I not aware of that this whole time? I always thought it was Frodo. 'I guess I'm not the most colorful crayon in the box,' I say to myself. And then I'm really confused: Pippin says 'Wow! Look how red your face is, Frodo!' I thought my name was Baggins! AHHH! This world is so confusing! What's more, that strange dude picks me up and drags me upstairs. I'M SO CONFUSED! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AHHHHH!
Your totally confused hobbity friedd, Baggins Baggins (or is it Frodo Baggins? AHHH!)
Sorry this one was kind of short. I may be stopping here until I get some reviews. So REVIEW! Please!