Aragorn walked over to the door of the bathroom after a few minutes have
passed.
"You cant stay in there all day Claire. Some of us need to use the restroom."
"Go away!"
Gimli sat on the computer looking around for some stuff, forgetting about the whole hickey problem. Most of the others have gone about their business.
Aragorn was banging on the door. "Open this door now!"
"Go AWAY!!"
Haldir walked over. "Cant get her out?"
"No."
Haldir faced the door. "Are you decent young lady?"
"Yes. Why?"
Haldir opened the door. "It doesn't lock." He smirked.
Claire just glared at them and shut the door.
"Its not going to work Claire. This door DOESN'T lock!" Aragorn repeated Haldir.
"Like I DIDN'T know that! Leave me alone!" Claire leaned up against the door, sitting on the floor, trying to keep it closed.
Haldir and Aragorn pushed the door open sending Claire up against the wall, being squished by the door and the trashcan in the way of the wall.
"I hate doors!" Claire mumbled from behind the door.
The two grown males looked behind the door and saw Claire.
"Sorry Claire!" they both said at once.
"Whatever." Clare got up and dusted herself off.
"Claire, can we just talk about this?" Aragorn said.
"What is there to talk about?" she said putting on a fake smile.
"The hickey." Aragorn replied.
"Well, fine. If you know anything about it, please inform me." Claire said snapping at them.
"I don't know anything about it, and we were hoping you would tell us."
"Well neither do I. I woke up this morning and it was on me. Im guessing its from one of the 9 guys that sleep in my room."
Aragorn turned to Haldir. "Do you know anything about it?"
"Of course not. How would I?"
"That's true, he wouldn't know. He doesn't pay any attention to me." Claire glared evilly at Haldir.
"That's not true. Haldir pays a good amount of attention to you."
"Well maybe you would know that he didn't if you paid any attention to me either!"
"Then maybe we can just go onto the next mystery. Why do you have a poster of me holding a sword with the words 'Lord of the Rings Return of the King' written under it?"
"It was something I didn't want you to know about."
"And why was that?"
"Because for the longest portion of my life I thought that you, and everyone else here in this house hold wasn't real! And for right now, im plainly hoping that Im not real!" Claire folded her arms.
"Why would you think that?" Haldir asked her, now looking a bit sad and confused at the same time.
"Because here, you guys are fictional. Many people know about you, which is why I change your looks every now and then.
"But that doesn't explain why you have a poster of me."
Claire blushed a bit, but still looked angry. "Because when I had heard about you guys, I thought that you were one of the hot ones."
Haldir started laughing a bit.
"Shut up Haldir." Claire glared at him.
"Don't talk to Haldir that way." Aragorn said, looking at Claire sternly.
Claire just shrugged.
"Was there anyone else that you thought was 'hot'?" Aragorn asked her, loosening on his stern look.
"Well, I did at first like Legolas, but then I realized he was too cute, and looked better in my makeup than I did."
"Anyone else?" Haldir said pushing.
"Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it Haldork."
Aragorn looked at her sternly again, "What did I say about talking to Haldir like that?"
"Ohh I don't know, I must not have been listening." Claire said as she turned around and faced the back of the room.
"Well then, what about the other stuff that Legolas found in your closet?" Haldir said, ignoring the remarks.
"Movie, book, lets see. They just tell the story about you guys. If you haven't noticed, the second movie is coming out later on this month, and I am forbidding you to watch it. Along with the first one or even reading the book." Claire said, still not facing them.
"And why is that?" Aragorn asked her.
"Well that's because the movie is a lot different from the book, and in many ways. And I am mainly forbidding Haldir to watch the second movie."
"Uhh-huh. And why cant I see it?"
"Because you die in it."
"Claire!" Aragorn's sternness turned more stern.
"Hey! Like I said, the movie is different from the book. In the book, he doesn't die, and the book is more like the real thing, so don't worry, you don't really die."
Haldir, who had looked a bit scared when she said he was going to die, turned a bit normal again, as he let out a faint sigh of relief.
"Then can we watch the first one?" Aragorn asked.
"Sure. You know how to hook up the DVD. I'm going to go to the mall." She turned around and headed out of the bathroom door. "See you in three hours."
"Who are you going to go with?" Haldir asked her.
"So you do care!" she turned around again. "I'll need someone to take me..someone like my legal guardian." She thought for a moment. "But I don't have one. Haldir, you have a fake ID that says Laurence J. Davis, you take me."
"But I want to see the movie." He said pointing towards her room.
Claire sighed. "Chance is, we will be back before your part is over. Besides, you don't even have a big part in it."
"Ohh." Haldir looked at Aragorn for some assistance.
"What are you going to do in the mall that needs a legal guardian to take you?" Aragorn asked.
"Were going to just go to hot topic to buy some clothes, then get some piercings. I don't think Haldir would want a piercing, but I do."
Aragorn looked at her closely. "Alright. Do you need any money?" he said bringing out his wallet.
"Yeah. Just give me like 200 and that might cover it all."
"200! You know were on a tight budget Claire!" Aragorn said moving his wallet back into his pocket.
Claire snatched his wallet before it even hit his pants. "Come on now. Its just 200 bucks. All you guys can work it off." She said smirking and taking 200 out of his wallet.
"Fine." Aragorn took his wallet back.
The two left the house and about an hour and a half they returned to everyone in complete awe of the movie, and seeing themselves on TV for the first time. Even Arwen had left the kitchen to see the movie. Haldir had a pissed off look on his face, and it wasn't because of the movie.
"Hey- OHH MY GOD!" Arwen screamed out as she saw Claire.
Claire just smirked, her mouth too sore to talk.
The reaction of Arwen's Ohh my god, caused the crowd to react and pause the movie to look at Claire.
Claire waved at them all.
Their jaws dropped as they all looked at Claire's new appearance.
Aragorn looked at her angrily.
Claire slowly opened her mouth, "What is everyone staring at?" her mouth sore with every word she spoke.
Aragorn stood up and walked over to inspect her more closely. "What is this?" he said to both Haldir and Claire.
"Its just a few piercings." Claire said, wincing in pain as she spoke.
"When you said piercings, I thought you meant ear piercings." Aragorn said massaging his right temple.
"Ahh, well that's where you think wrong my friend. I never did specify." Claire said tapping him on the chest.
"You knew about this?" Arwen asked Aragorn. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"Why is everyone so mad about it?" Claire asked to no one particular.
"Because you have two rings on your bottom lip and eye brow." Aragorn said looking her way with his eyes closed.
"And on my belly button, tongue, and of course my five new ear piercings." She said smiling.
"Why did you pierce yourself so much?" Gimli asked, still sitting down in front of the TV.
"Because I've always wanted these piercings." Claire gave a small smile, but her mouth was still in pain.
Aragorn looked over to Haldir, "Why didn't you stop her?"
"Because I thought she was getting her ears pierced."
"Well I did, but I also got more than just my ears." Claire said breaking into Haldir and Aragorn's way.
"Then what about your attire and hair?" Aragorn said looking at both her clothing and hair. They were a bit atrocious. Her hair died deep black with red streaks running down, and for her clothes a mini black tube top with the word 'strange' across it in red, a mini, mini skirt with the word 'strange' also on it, but in gray and in a spiders web form, along with knee-high black boots with silver strap locks that laced their way up.
"Its just what I like." Claire said as she decided to sit down.
"Why do you choose to look this way?" Arwen asked her, trying not to get angry.
"Because like I said, its just what I like." Claire said as she put her feet on the table, trying to get comfortable, and not hurt her self with her belly button ring. "Ohh by the way, I have a shipment of rings coming. They said it would arrive in a few hours, when they get stocked up. Would you be so kind as to tell me when they arrive? Im going to go sleep." She said, shifting her body so she was laying flat on her back on the couch.
They were a bit shocked, and no one said anything. They all left the room, except for Haldir, Aragorn and Arwen. Arwen had now begun cooking again, and Haldir and Aragorn were discussing how atrocious Claire looked.
"You cant stay in there all day Claire. Some of us need to use the restroom."
"Go away!"
Gimli sat on the computer looking around for some stuff, forgetting about the whole hickey problem. Most of the others have gone about their business.
Aragorn was banging on the door. "Open this door now!"
"Go AWAY!!"
Haldir walked over. "Cant get her out?"
"No."
Haldir faced the door. "Are you decent young lady?"
"Yes. Why?"
Haldir opened the door. "It doesn't lock." He smirked.
Claire just glared at them and shut the door.
"Its not going to work Claire. This door DOESN'T lock!" Aragorn repeated Haldir.
"Like I DIDN'T know that! Leave me alone!" Claire leaned up against the door, sitting on the floor, trying to keep it closed.
Haldir and Aragorn pushed the door open sending Claire up against the wall, being squished by the door and the trashcan in the way of the wall.
"I hate doors!" Claire mumbled from behind the door.
The two grown males looked behind the door and saw Claire.
"Sorry Claire!" they both said at once.
"Whatever." Clare got up and dusted herself off.
"Claire, can we just talk about this?" Aragorn said.
"What is there to talk about?" she said putting on a fake smile.
"The hickey." Aragorn replied.
"Well, fine. If you know anything about it, please inform me." Claire said snapping at them.
"I don't know anything about it, and we were hoping you would tell us."
"Well neither do I. I woke up this morning and it was on me. Im guessing its from one of the 9 guys that sleep in my room."
Aragorn turned to Haldir. "Do you know anything about it?"
"Of course not. How would I?"
"That's true, he wouldn't know. He doesn't pay any attention to me." Claire glared evilly at Haldir.
"That's not true. Haldir pays a good amount of attention to you."
"Well maybe you would know that he didn't if you paid any attention to me either!"
"Then maybe we can just go onto the next mystery. Why do you have a poster of me holding a sword with the words 'Lord of the Rings Return of the King' written under it?"
"It was something I didn't want you to know about."
"And why was that?"
"Because for the longest portion of my life I thought that you, and everyone else here in this house hold wasn't real! And for right now, im plainly hoping that Im not real!" Claire folded her arms.
"Why would you think that?" Haldir asked her, now looking a bit sad and confused at the same time.
"Because here, you guys are fictional. Many people know about you, which is why I change your looks every now and then.
"But that doesn't explain why you have a poster of me."
Claire blushed a bit, but still looked angry. "Because when I had heard about you guys, I thought that you were one of the hot ones."
Haldir started laughing a bit.
"Shut up Haldir." Claire glared at him.
"Don't talk to Haldir that way." Aragorn said, looking at Claire sternly.
Claire just shrugged.
"Was there anyone else that you thought was 'hot'?" Aragorn asked her, loosening on his stern look.
"Well, I did at first like Legolas, but then I realized he was too cute, and looked better in my makeup than I did."
"Anyone else?" Haldir said pushing.
"Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it Haldork."
Aragorn looked at her sternly again, "What did I say about talking to Haldir like that?"
"Ohh I don't know, I must not have been listening." Claire said as she turned around and faced the back of the room.
"Well then, what about the other stuff that Legolas found in your closet?" Haldir said, ignoring the remarks.
"Movie, book, lets see. They just tell the story about you guys. If you haven't noticed, the second movie is coming out later on this month, and I am forbidding you to watch it. Along with the first one or even reading the book." Claire said, still not facing them.
"And why is that?" Aragorn asked her.
"Well that's because the movie is a lot different from the book, and in many ways. And I am mainly forbidding Haldir to watch the second movie."
"Uhh-huh. And why cant I see it?"
"Because you die in it."
"Claire!" Aragorn's sternness turned more stern.
"Hey! Like I said, the movie is different from the book. In the book, he doesn't die, and the book is more like the real thing, so don't worry, you don't really die."
Haldir, who had looked a bit scared when she said he was going to die, turned a bit normal again, as he let out a faint sigh of relief.
"Then can we watch the first one?" Aragorn asked.
"Sure. You know how to hook up the DVD. I'm going to go to the mall." She turned around and headed out of the bathroom door. "See you in three hours."
"Who are you going to go with?" Haldir asked her.
"So you do care!" she turned around again. "I'll need someone to take me..someone like my legal guardian." She thought for a moment. "But I don't have one. Haldir, you have a fake ID that says Laurence J. Davis, you take me."
"But I want to see the movie." He said pointing towards her room.
Claire sighed. "Chance is, we will be back before your part is over. Besides, you don't even have a big part in it."
"Ohh." Haldir looked at Aragorn for some assistance.
"What are you going to do in the mall that needs a legal guardian to take you?" Aragorn asked.
"Were going to just go to hot topic to buy some clothes, then get some piercings. I don't think Haldir would want a piercing, but I do."
Aragorn looked at her closely. "Alright. Do you need any money?" he said bringing out his wallet.
"Yeah. Just give me like 200 and that might cover it all."
"200! You know were on a tight budget Claire!" Aragorn said moving his wallet back into his pocket.
Claire snatched his wallet before it even hit his pants. "Come on now. Its just 200 bucks. All you guys can work it off." She said smirking and taking 200 out of his wallet.
"Fine." Aragorn took his wallet back.
The two left the house and about an hour and a half they returned to everyone in complete awe of the movie, and seeing themselves on TV for the first time. Even Arwen had left the kitchen to see the movie. Haldir had a pissed off look on his face, and it wasn't because of the movie.
"Hey- OHH MY GOD!" Arwen screamed out as she saw Claire.
Claire just smirked, her mouth too sore to talk.
The reaction of Arwen's Ohh my god, caused the crowd to react and pause the movie to look at Claire.
Claire waved at them all.
Their jaws dropped as they all looked at Claire's new appearance.
Aragorn looked at her angrily.
Claire slowly opened her mouth, "What is everyone staring at?" her mouth sore with every word she spoke.
Aragorn stood up and walked over to inspect her more closely. "What is this?" he said to both Haldir and Claire.
"Its just a few piercings." Claire said, wincing in pain as she spoke.
"When you said piercings, I thought you meant ear piercings." Aragorn said massaging his right temple.
"Ahh, well that's where you think wrong my friend. I never did specify." Claire said tapping him on the chest.
"You knew about this?" Arwen asked Aragorn. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"Why is everyone so mad about it?" Claire asked to no one particular.
"Because you have two rings on your bottom lip and eye brow." Aragorn said looking her way with his eyes closed.
"And on my belly button, tongue, and of course my five new ear piercings." She said smiling.
"Why did you pierce yourself so much?" Gimli asked, still sitting down in front of the TV.
"Because I've always wanted these piercings." Claire gave a small smile, but her mouth was still in pain.
Aragorn looked over to Haldir, "Why didn't you stop her?"
"Because I thought she was getting her ears pierced."
"Well I did, but I also got more than just my ears." Claire said breaking into Haldir and Aragorn's way.
"Then what about your attire and hair?" Aragorn said looking at both her clothing and hair. They were a bit atrocious. Her hair died deep black with red streaks running down, and for her clothes a mini black tube top with the word 'strange' across it in red, a mini, mini skirt with the word 'strange' also on it, but in gray and in a spiders web form, along with knee-high black boots with silver strap locks that laced their way up.
"Its just what I like." Claire said as she decided to sit down.
"Why do you choose to look this way?" Arwen asked her, trying not to get angry.
"Because like I said, its just what I like." Claire said as she put her feet on the table, trying to get comfortable, and not hurt her self with her belly button ring. "Ohh by the way, I have a shipment of rings coming. They said it would arrive in a few hours, when they get stocked up. Would you be so kind as to tell me when they arrive? Im going to go sleep." She said, shifting her body so she was laying flat on her back on the couch.
They were a bit shocked, and no one said anything. They all left the room, except for Haldir, Aragorn and Arwen. Arwen had now begun cooking again, and Haldir and Aragorn were discussing how atrocious Claire looked.
