Alucard and the evil doll ch:1
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A/N: Sorry it took so long I had 2 change sumtin at last min but yea… OMG im soooo happy ppl like my story… heheh… UR ALL SEXY BITCHES!!! LOL
….fine… I admit it.. I was 'under the influence' when I wrote this chapter… my friend wrote the last few paragraphs cuz 'supposedly' I was passed out on the couch… yea right I CAN hold my liquor!!! (Shut up) *coughs* N-E-WAYS, sorry but my friend thought u should kno that she helped me write the last bit of it cuz of my 'condition'…
In this chapter the doll plays a mean trick on poor alucard… k read it now…
In Seras' room:
Laura had landed feet first on the floor with a 'clop'. The doll looked over to her 'owner' Seras lying in her coffin, the noise had not woken her up. Laura had been placed high on a shelf with the stuffed animals and it had been a struggle for her to get down to the floor. "She'll pay for putting me so high up, but first a little fun", the doll thought of Alucard, and a smirk appeared. True, she couldn't kill him, but she would make his life a living hell.
"Everyone will think he's gone mad…O yes… this will be a fun game".
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Sir Integral's office:
Sir Integral lifted her teacup to her mouth and took a sip, savoring the taste as she learned further back in her chair. Times like this were rare, the FREAK attacks were getting more frequent and as a result, more paperwork. But it seems as the FREAKS were taking a 'vacation', which gave her a chance to relax a little. The only thing that could make the situation better was one of her cigars. She took a golden key from her pocket that would open the only drawer in her desk that was locked. She wouldn't have had to lock it but Walter insisted that she cut down on her smoking habits. He said if she was to live to her full life's expectancy then should not smoke as much and he limited to the times Integral could smoke a day.
But not seeing Walter around Integral thought of this as her chance. She opened the desk compartment with the key and lifted a heavy pile of files to find her cigar box missing from under it. Normally she would have thought that Walter had finally found her stash. But in its place were orange-tinted sunglasses.
Integral's fist clenched into a tight ball… "ALUCARD!!!!" she yelled in her mind.
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Meanwhile back in Seras' Room:
Seras stepped out of her bathroom with a big fluffy towel wrapped around her body. She had woken up feeling good and had taken a long relaxing shower, feeling even better now. It was a shame she had to report to Sir Integral, she would rather have the night off. "O well", Seras thought.
She headed towards her closet to change in to her normal "police girl" outfit. Seras opened it to find it missing. Not just her "police girl" outfit but ALL of her clothes. Who could have taken all her clothes??? "GOD NO!!" she thought, "PIP!!" He was harassing her a little more lately and she did catch him in her room once, but he swore he was only there because I Sir Integral had sent him to get her, yea right. She rushed to her dresser and opened the top drawer.
"Oh phew", she sighed, all her undergarments were still there and none where missing. If Pip had have taken her clothes, the lil hentai would have for sure paid a visit to her panty drawer as well, so it couldn't have been him. Then who? She couldn't walk around Hellsing with a fluffy pink bath towel as clothes. She sat on her bed in dismay, when something caught her attention; it was the empty space where her doll was. It was missing too! Who would want to take her doll and her clothes? She went back to her closet to investigate and found a major clue, a big red hat.
"MASTER!!!!" she cried out in frustration.
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In Alucard's Chambers:
Alucard opened his eyes lazily and wondered what time it was. Without even having a clock he could tell that overslept, which was much unlike him. He was still dressed in his normal attire minus the hat and glasses. Alucard decided to lie in his coffin for a while before getting up. Letting his mind wonder, he pondered the events of the past evening, with that doll. Had it all been a dream? It did all seemed a little too unrealistic. But at the same time it had to have been real, he saw it and heard it for himself. It reminded him of those movies from America of an evil doll, what was its name… ah, Chucky. He snorted at that, those were just movies, silly American movies. With that thought he pressed the button of the side of his coffin. A slow buzzing noise could be heard as the mechanical coffin lid rose.
A small taping noise was also heard. Alucard turned his head from the wall to get the shock of his life, well afterlife. He quickly sat up. There was the doll sitting on the table in the middle of his room, the tapping noise he had been hearing was the doll tapping its feet together off the edge of the table.
"Surprise!!" the doll said in an innocent voice. "Did you really think this was a dream? That I was some figment over your imagination? Or some silly American horror movie reject? Don't think I can't hear your thoughts. You didn't believe me when I said I'd make your life extremely miserable did you …tsk, tsk."
Alucard just sat there; he didn't know what to say for the first time. The only thing he could think of is that he extremely despised this doll. Alucard studied the doll and finally noticed what it had in its possession. Laura saw that his eyes rested upon what she had in her hands, Integral's cigar box.
"I never liked cigars… my fingers were always too small", Laura stated and grinned, "It's a nasty little habit also".
"You took her cigars…" Alucard said, finally regaining composure. He upright on his bed, legs falling off the side and arms crossed.
"Well…" the doll started looking at Alucard dead in his eyes, "I took them but, I wont be the one she'll blame."
Alucard stared back at her. "My Master, Sir Integral, will have no proof."
"Oh, she'll have plenty proof when she comes in here and sees you with her cigars, but I think it's the sunglasses that tipped her off," Laura said very pleased with herself. "Missing any effects?"
Alucard looked over to his nightstand where he kept his hat and glasses, indeed his glasses were missing, but so was his hat also. "And as for my hat?" he asked.
"Oh yes, the hat, I'm sure Seras will come across sometime it when she finds all her clothes are missing." The dolls grin got bigger and it pointed down to the pile of Seras' clothes that were lying haphazardly on the floor.
"YOU DID WHAT?!?!" A slight blush could be detected on Alucard's cheeks. Laura saw this and added, "Don't worry I left her undergarments there, if that's what you were thinking." Alucard's blush deepened a little, than disappeared just as fast as it came and cold look replaced it. "You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a Raggedy Ann doll, you know that?"
"Yes they will be pretty mad at you Alucard," the doll laughed mocking him, ignoring his comment.
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In Hallway:
Seras crept down the hallway, trying to reach the stairs that led to the lower level basement where Alucard's room was without anyone seeing in her pink bath towel. "What's up with master lately, first he almost goes postal on my new doll, then he steals it and all my clothes as well?" Seras thought a little more than pissed, "he's gone too far". She paused. The stairs were just around the corner, if she made it down them she would be safe from anyone seeing her. "Now or never" ,Seras bolted from the corner…-SMACK!
Seras had run straight into Sir Integral. Sears quickly got up and secured her towel, she noticed Integral still on the ground searching for her glasses. "Here you go Sir, sorry for bumping into you like that." Seras said apologetically finding Integral's glasses and giving them to her, while offering her a hand to help her off the ground.
"Thank you Seras, but you must be more careful."
"Yes Ma'am"
Integral took the hand Seras had given her earlier to help her off the ground. She brushed her self off and straightened her glasses, that's when she got a chance to see what Seras was wearing and she raised her eyebrow in questioning. Seras bit her lip; she was loathing an interrogation about her attire. Integral's look unexpectedly changed from questioning to understanding, as she saw Alucard's hat in her hand.
"So I see you've been visited by the 'tooth fairy' as well, eh?"
"Umm… well… yes actually, this was in the place of all my clothes", Sears said embarrassed holding up the hat.
"As well as this with my cigars." Integral took the orange-tinted glasses from the inside of coat her pocket and held them up.
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Back in Alucard's room:
Footsteps of two people could be heard making there way down the lower basement steps and through its hallway.
"Its them, I didn't think they detect their things missing it so quickly…" Laura said sarcastically, "I think its time for me to take my leave."
"Oh, no you don't," Alucard said as he lunged towards Laura, grabbing her, knocking the table over, spilling Integral's cigars and landing in the pile of Seras' clothes in the process. But it was too late, the doll had gone limp in his hands showing no signs of life. Alucard pulled the string, "My Name is Laura and I love you", but to no avail, now it was an ordinary doll. "Damn to hell the person or creature who created this blasted doll!!", he thought
"Alucard let us in this instant!!" Integral yelled banging on the hard metal door.
He needed a way out of this and fast. "Just give me a minute, my master", he yelled back.
"Not a minute… NOW ALUCARD!! Don't make me make Seras beat this door down!!!"
Alucard gave no reply, trying to think of ways out of the mess that doll had put him in. Hearing no reply Integral looked at Seras, who only gave an understanding nod and a signal for Sir Integral to move out of the way. With one swift kick from Seras the door was down.
Ah yes, it must have been a very interesting picture for anyone who would have happened to pass by. You have a very peeved, to say the least, nicotine- craving Integral, a barely dressed Seras clad in towel, hair still damp and sticking, just as peeved. Last but not least Alucard, well if you passed by you would see him on the floor desperately trying to shove a tangled mass of cigars and clothes under a large Persian rug in the middle of the room, muttering an almost inaudible "Oh shit" under his breath.
A/N: CLIFFHANGER!!! HEHE yea I kno im a dirty ho 4 doing it...lol
THAT was a LOT, well for me (4 pages!!)… Hope u liked...
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Next time: ummm… Alucard gets punished and as well as other stuff, maybe Alucard will try and get payback, ... we'll see...^_~