*Author's note *- Hey all you guys! Thanks for your HUGE interest in participating in my fic! So many people gave me info! Unfortunately, I am no longer accepting any new submissions. I already have 12 people, which is WAY more than I expected! Also, I'm not introducing characters in the order you guys gave me your info. I'm putting you all in wherever it would be best to introduce you. And if your character isn't much like yourself, I'm sorry! I don't know most of you personally so it's hard for me. Well, I hope you like Chapter 2! Thanks again!

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The Attack of the Lord of the Rings Fans

Chapter 2

Gandalf strode into the center of the room from a dark corner. "Is it?" he asked.

Frodo rushed to his chest and dug around in it, looking for the Ring.

"Cool!" said Huh. "Now he's looking for the Ring!"

Gandalf spun around to look at them. "How do you know about the Ring?"

"Uh...internet?" said Buffy.

"Internet?" asked Gandalf. "What in tarnation are you talking about?"

"Uh...never mind," responded Buffy.

"Hey," said Auddy. "Who's the tagalong?"

Everyone turned to where Auddy was looking. They saw a guy standing there dressed much like Gandalf.

"Oh, yes," said Gandalf. "This is Dangalf. He's my apprentice wizard."

"Hi," said Dangalf.

"NOOOO!!!" cried Frodo. "There's more!" He ran up to the wall and started to bang his head against it.

"Uh..." said Joe. "Dangalf, are you some Lord of the Rings fan who got strangely transported here as well?"

"Yeah," he answered. "But I'm glad I didn't get transported here as a hobbit!"

"Hey!" cried Joe. "I'm glad I did! Hobbits rock!" She then introduced the other three to him.

By then, Gandalf had dragged Frodo away from the wall and was yapping away to him, telling him to leave and leave now, otherwise the Nazgul would come and "...eat you up."

"Uh...Gandalf?" asked Huh. "I don't think they're going to actually EAT us up..."

Gandalf spun around at the girls. "And who exactly are all of you?" he asked. "I didn't see you until now."

"Uh...actually you did," corrected Dangalf. "This is Joe, Buffy, Huh, and Auddy." Then he added to the girl "Sometimes he can be a bit slow, but he's still cool."

"Of course," said Huh as she rolled her eyes.

Then, a sudden voice from outside startled the group and caused them to jump three feet in the air. (They all hit their heads on the ceiling.)

"Shire...Baggins..." The door opened to reveal a dark shape sitting on a black...uh, pony.

"Ahhhh!" cried Auddy. "It's the Nazgul!"

"No it's not!" the voice said and the small shape jumped out of the saddle. "It's me!"

"Who's 'me'?" asked Gandalf.

"Katherine at your - Frodo!" she cut herself off as she ran up to Frodo and gave him a huge hug.

"NOOO! THERE'S MORE!" cried Frodo as he struggled to escape from her grasp and run to the wall. Katherine just squeezed tighter.

Finally she released her grasp. "Where's the other hobbits? Sam? Merry? Pippin? And who are you?" she asked as she turned to the girls. "I didn't know that there were any main female hobbits in Lord of the Rings."

"Now there are," said Buffy. "And apparently you're one too. I can understand why you wouldn't like it, considering that elves kick butt..."

"Not like it?" asked Katherine. "Hobbits rock!"

"Great," said Buffy. "Now I have to put up with another hobbit fan. I've already got my hands full with Joe here..." She gestured to the hobbit.

Joe and Katherine's eye's met. "FAN CLUB!!!" they cried and gave each other high-fives.

"Let's name it SMOHC," said Joe. "'Secret Members-Only Hobbit Club!"

"Not so secret now, is it?" asked a disgusted Huh. "Anyway, we all know Gollum rocks..."

Joe and Katherine didn't hear. They were too busy dancing around Frodo. Frodo didn't hear either. He was too busy banging his head against the wall.

As a matter of fact, nobody heard. Gandalf was bust trying to spare Frodo a headache, Dangalf was helping Gandalf, and Buffy had sat down in a chair, shaking her head in disbelief.

Nobody even noticed that three more people had snuck into the room.