*Author's Note *- For any of you who are wondering, my name isn't Joe,
seeing as I'm a girl! And also, I'm splitting everyone up in this chapter
so that I have to deal with fewer characters at a time. Also, I'm sorry if
these first few chapters seem like they're only made up of people coming
into the story. I can't write about you unless you're here, right? And
please also read and review my other fics! I would love it! Anyway, on
with the story! Enjoy!
Attack of the Lord of the Rings Fans
Chapter 3
Finally, Gandalf and Dangalf managed to pry Frodo away from the wall. It was noticed that there was now a small dent where he had been banging his head. I guess hobbits have harder heads then we originally thought!
Buffy was sitting on her chair and shaking her head at the others when she heard a noise. She turned around to find out what it was. Lets just say that whoever was sleeping in Hobbiton now wasn't. (Buffy screamed.)
Gandalf wheeled around. "What is it?" he asked.
Frodo found out before Buffy could answer. "AHHH!" he shouted. "THERE'S MORE!" And, as you can probably guess, he made a mad dash for the wall. Luckily, Dangalf caught him in time and restrained by tying him to a chair before he could do any permanent damage.
There, standing by the door, were three more female hobbits.
"Yay! There's more!" cried Huh.
"Ahhh! There's more!" shouted Frodo from his chair.
"Ah, shut up you stupid hobbit," said Huh. Joe and Katherine shot her vicious glances.
"Who are you guys?" asked Auddy.
"I'm Cass, and this is Phoebe and Helen," said the first hobbit.
"Why is it that we all show up here as hobbits?" asked Buffy. "Well, except Dangalf. Come on! We could have at least been elves! I guess we're stuck this way for now."
"Yup," said Joe.
Just then Sam walked in, looked around, and darn near fainted. His eyes the size of ping-pong balls, he lowered himself into a chair. "Frodo?" he asked. "Who are all your lady friends? Wow! I guess I was worrying about nothing this whole time..."
He looked at Frodo's chair for an answer. Frodo wasn't there.
"Frodo?" asked Sam. "Where are you?"
He was back at the wall, banging his head. Somehow his ropes had come undone. They all turned to Joe, who was blushing and smiling nervously. She drew out a pair of scissors from behind her back.
"Well, that explains that," said Sam. "But where did all of you come from?"
"It's a long story," said Auddy.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Frodo from the wall. "MORE!"
"Calm down Frodo! There aren't more..." reassured Huh.
"Yes there are," said a new voice. Everyone turned around. Four more female hobbits were there.
"Now I'm going to start banging my head into walls!" said Auddy. "Okay, maybe I'm not as mental as Frodo. But who are you guys?"
The second answered, "I'm Nina, and this is Lauren, Faila, and Crazy Aimie. I guess you guys were transported here as well?"
"Yup," said Buffy.
Suddenly, the chandelier fell down with a sickening crash. "FRODO!" cried Gandalf. "Somebody! Please go stop him!"
"I will!" shouted Joe, Katherine, and Helen.
"Hmm..." said Joe to Helen. "Could we interest you in joining our club? It's called the Secret Members-Only Hobbit club, or SMOHC."
"Definitely!" replied Helen. The three ran over and tried to pry Frodo away, but it wasn't working. They kept on tugging.
Then Faila caught sight of Sam. "Sam!" she shouted and ran over to him.
"Uh...hi," said a much-surprised Sam.
Meanwhile, a fight was breaking out on the floor.
"Legolas is MINE!" shouted Lauren as she tried to give Buffy an indian rug burn.
"No, he's MINE!" cried Buffy and she kicked Lauren in the shins.
Gandalf was fed up. "STOP!" he shouted. All of the movement came to a stop. Everybody looked at the wizard.
"I have an idea," he said. "Since there is obviously a problem with so many of us around, why don't we split up and go where it is we want to go instead of arguing in this tiny house?"
"I want to go with Frodo!" cried Joe.
"Me too!" cried Helen and Katherine.
"I'm going with Sam!" cried Faila. "So I guess I'm coming with you three."
"I want to find Gollum," said Huh, "and make him talk to himself!"
"I'm finding Aragorn," said Auddy, "but I don't want to go alone."
"I'll go with you," said Cass. "I love warriors."
"I don't care what any of you say," said Phoebe. "I'm going to Lothlorien!"
"Me too!" shouted Lauren. "I'm going to get myself some elfies!"
Twenty minutes and several bruises later, it was decided: Joe, Katherine, Helene, and Faila would go with Sam and Frodo, Auddy and Cass would go find Aragorn, Huh would go find Gollum, Nina, Lauren, Buffy, Phoebe and Crazy Aimie would set out to find some elves, and Dangalf would go with Gandalf to Saruman.
"Well, we have to get packing," said Gandalf. "Early tomorrow we'll start out."
Attack of the Lord of the Rings Fans
Chapter 3
Finally, Gandalf and Dangalf managed to pry Frodo away from the wall. It was noticed that there was now a small dent where he had been banging his head. I guess hobbits have harder heads then we originally thought!
Buffy was sitting on her chair and shaking her head at the others when she heard a noise. She turned around to find out what it was. Lets just say that whoever was sleeping in Hobbiton now wasn't. (Buffy screamed.)
Gandalf wheeled around. "What is it?" he asked.
Frodo found out before Buffy could answer. "AHHH!" he shouted. "THERE'S MORE!" And, as you can probably guess, he made a mad dash for the wall. Luckily, Dangalf caught him in time and restrained by tying him to a chair before he could do any permanent damage.
There, standing by the door, were three more female hobbits.
"Yay! There's more!" cried Huh.
"Ahhh! There's more!" shouted Frodo from his chair.
"Ah, shut up you stupid hobbit," said Huh. Joe and Katherine shot her vicious glances.
"Who are you guys?" asked Auddy.
"I'm Cass, and this is Phoebe and Helen," said the first hobbit.
"Why is it that we all show up here as hobbits?" asked Buffy. "Well, except Dangalf. Come on! We could have at least been elves! I guess we're stuck this way for now."
"Yup," said Joe.
Just then Sam walked in, looked around, and darn near fainted. His eyes the size of ping-pong balls, he lowered himself into a chair. "Frodo?" he asked. "Who are all your lady friends? Wow! I guess I was worrying about nothing this whole time..."
He looked at Frodo's chair for an answer. Frodo wasn't there.
"Frodo?" asked Sam. "Where are you?"
He was back at the wall, banging his head. Somehow his ropes had come undone. They all turned to Joe, who was blushing and smiling nervously. She drew out a pair of scissors from behind her back.
"Well, that explains that," said Sam. "But where did all of you come from?"
"It's a long story," said Auddy.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Frodo from the wall. "MORE!"
"Calm down Frodo! There aren't more..." reassured Huh.
"Yes there are," said a new voice. Everyone turned around. Four more female hobbits were there.
"Now I'm going to start banging my head into walls!" said Auddy. "Okay, maybe I'm not as mental as Frodo. But who are you guys?"
The second answered, "I'm Nina, and this is Lauren, Faila, and Crazy Aimie. I guess you guys were transported here as well?"
"Yup," said Buffy.
Suddenly, the chandelier fell down with a sickening crash. "FRODO!" cried Gandalf. "Somebody! Please go stop him!"
"I will!" shouted Joe, Katherine, and Helen.
"Hmm..." said Joe to Helen. "Could we interest you in joining our club? It's called the Secret Members-Only Hobbit club, or SMOHC."
"Definitely!" replied Helen. The three ran over and tried to pry Frodo away, but it wasn't working. They kept on tugging.
Then Faila caught sight of Sam. "Sam!" she shouted and ran over to him.
"Uh...hi," said a much-surprised Sam.
Meanwhile, a fight was breaking out on the floor.
"Legolas is MINE!" shouted Lauren as she tried to give Buffy an indian rug burn.
"No, he's MINE!" cried Buffy and she kicked Lauren in the shins.
Gandalf was fed up. "STOP!" he shouted. All of the movement came to a stop. Everybody looked at the wizard.
"I have an idea," he said. "Since there is obviously a problem with so many of us around, why don't we split up and go where it is we want to go instead of arguing in this tiny house?"
"I want to go with Frodo!" cried Joe.
"Me too!" cried Helen and Katherine.
"I'm going with Sam!" cried Faila. "So I guess I'm coming with you three."
"I want to find Gollum," said Huh, "and make him talk to himself!"
"I'm finding Aragorn," said Auddy, "but I don't want to go alone."
"I'll go with you," said Cass. "I love warriors."
"I don't care what any of you say," said Phoebe. "I'm going to Lothlorien!"
"Me too!" shouted Lauren. "I'm going to get myself some elfies!"
Twenty minutes and several bruises later, it was decided: Joe, Katherine, Helene, and Faila would go with Sam and Frodo, Auddy and Cass would go find Aragorn, Huh would go find Gollum, Nina, Lauren, Buffy, Phoebe and Crazy Aimie would set out to find some elves, and Dangalf would go with Gandalf to Saruman.
"Well, we have to get packing," said Gandalf. "Early tomorrow we'll start out."