Oooo! My first story on FF.net! :) Allright, here's the lowdown. This is meant to be a stupid Harry Potter story about what it would be like if Harry hooked up and had kids with most of the couplings I've seen with him in fanfiction. There's been so many of them, that this is not hard to do. :P I wrote it during a bad ice storm here months ago when the power was out here for 5 days and I had nothing to do. I've added on bits since then, and it is far from finished, even though I've got a few chapters ready as of now.
If you have other couplings that are NOT slash, or totally ridiculous like Harry/Hedwig or Harry/McGonnagle or anything, please msg or e-mail them to me! I will edit and update this story many times.
If you have comments or constructive criticism, review or e-mail me!
Once again, this story is MEANT to be stupid. I will laugh at flames. And yes, I know it probably sucks. It's just a bit of comic relief, teaches a lesson about just how far the Harry/? relationships are going.
This is only the first chappie, and it is very short. I apologize. Once I get the whole thing on FF.net, I will update it and make each chapter longer. And better. :P
Please review!
BTW, this was written before Sirius died. So he may be included.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. I would love to have written books as good as they are, but I haven't. And I laugh at the movies anyway. :)

FaeRhapsody

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What if Harry was not the answer to a prophecy of power in the magic world? What if Voldemort alone knew the truth; that the power truly lay in his children? The more Harry had, the more the powers of Light increased. Unless Voldemort could have a hand in it, thereby getting the chance to bring these unfortunate youths to his side?

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And so our story begins.......

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Voldemort puts a powerful spell on Harry. And he ends up having kids with 8 girls....or more?!? Sound impossible? You'll just have to keep reading then!

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When Harry was 18, and Cho 19, they were both out of Hogwarts. They didn't marry, but had Sakura that year. When he was 19, and Cho 20, they had Jet. Also, what no one knew before Cedric died was that Cho was pregnant with his daughter Memory. She was only 16 when she was born. The pregnancy was hidden with spells, and Memory was taken care of by her grandparents when Cho was at Hogwarts. She visited her daughter on weekends and some holidays, but never told anyone besides her family of her existence. Not even Cedric's parents knew they had a granddaughter. Therefore, Memory was 3 when Sakura was born. Soon, however, the relationship got shaky. So Voldemort kidnapped Cho, obliviated her, and sent her to America. Harry got 4 year old Memory, 1 year old Sakura, and his newborn son Jet.

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The plan is working. Voldemort said. Harry already had two blood children, and an adopted daughter who's past carried emotional baggage he could use to his advantage.

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At age 20, Harry and Hermione had a fling. At 18, Hermione had had her son Pieter with Krum, but he had left before their son was born. At 19, she and Draco, who engaged quickly, had Dracone. Draco soon broke the engagement and wanted to take Dracone, who was only about a month old, but Hermione battled him in court. Due to his Dark Arts records, Draco lost. Heartbroken Hermione turned to her old friend Harry for help, and was loved. She was still confused about love, and didn't ever demand engagement or anything from Harry. At 20, their twin sons Rubeus and Remus were born. At 21, Renée was born. Voldemort put a spell over Hermione, and she told Harry that he could have full custody of the kids, and left. An extremely bewildered Harry was now left with:

Memory-6
Sakura-3
Jet-2
Pieter-3
Dracone-2
Rubeus-1
Remus-1
Renée-Baby


Voldemort cried. He felt like cheering!