Thanks to the few of you who have reviewed so far! I didn't think it was that funny yet, but whatever! :)

Sorry to disappoint you all, but this chapter is just an author's note. I want to explain this story before I proceed with it.

The current story I have written is just that, a story. A long summary really. When I've finished uploading the whole thing and editing it, I will write the actual fanfic. It will have all the char's talking (not just Voldie!) and will be something worth reading. This story is just here to explain the whole thing to the readers before reading the real thing. In fact, I've already got a scene between Harry and two of his kids written! :)

Writing the actual fanfic may take me awhile, as I'll be going back to school soon, but you will see it! And it'll have a better title too. :P

All right, now to go over some previously mentioned stuff.

First of all, yes this is a fanfic that will include the many Harry/? pairings. From H/G to H/H to H/Luna! Any that I've seen that actually make sense.

PLEASE SEND IN OTHER COUPLE IDEAS! I will make the actual fanfic include any added couples the readers come up with that I approve of. For example, I will not include slash pairings. Sorry. And anything like Harry/Trelawney will not be incorporated either. That kind of fanfic relationship is just....too weird for me to write.

Once again, this story was written a few months before the release of OotP, so Sirius or references to him WILL be in this story and the fanfic. Besides, it was dumb that he had to die anyway. And it's my story so I'll add him if I want to! :P

This story may get a bit confusing at times, as there will be many Harry/? relationships and A LOT of kids involved. I'll write out a list of all the kids, along with each of their ages and parents, once the story is completely uploaded. This will be a good thing to refer to later on.

Um...can't think of anything else. I'll release the next chappie soon!

FaeRhapsody

P.S. I will personally answer each review starting with the next chapter. I love it when other authors do this for my reviews, so I'd like to do it myself! :D