*Waves to the 3 great reviewers* Hey! Thanks for the nice comments!

Padfoot Hoshi- Ooo...my first review! :) Thanks! I'm glad you're going to stick with it. Cool name by the way.

Felicity Wood- Lol. Thanks! I didn't think it was that funny YET, but whatever! :D I appreciated the nice review. BTW, is your name from Oliver Wood? Some of his kids may be in this later on...maybe one should be Felicity? :)

FallenAngelOfInnocence- Thanks! I'm glad you and a couple other people liked it. I would have uploaded more with or without reviews, but when I saw I had some, I felt better about the story. :-)

Here's the next chapter! I got it up pretty quick, cause I gotta go to church soon. :P Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. There. Happy?

Chapter 2

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By now, Harry had a job as a reserve seeker for the England Quidditch team, so he was paid quite handsomely. His kids either went to day cares or had babysitters often, as he could easily afford them.

What wasn't part of Voldie's *plan* was the simple fact that even though he was under a spell for him to not truly love, Harry adored all of his kids. This confused Voldemort, but as we all know, love is the strongest magic!

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At age 22, Parvati Patil and Harry married, and pregnant Parvati had their daughter, Christabel. She had married Dean Thomas at 20 years old, and had their son Dale at 21. But Voldemort killed Dean and made it look like a horrible accident. This aided in Voldie's plan for Harry and Parvati to fall in love AND marry quickly.

Soon after Christabel was born, dark days returned once more. Voldemort had Parvati murdered, making it seem like a car accident. (A/N-You'd think all these accidents would make people wonder wouldn't you?) A sorrowful Harry now had:

Memory-7
Sakura-4
Jet-3
Pieter-4
Dracone-3
Rubeus-2
Remus-2
Renée-1
Dale-1
Christabel-Baby

10 kids! Poor Harry! Only 22 and already the father of 10 kids! (A/N-Sounds kinda like some teen guy players now-a-days eh? Erm...never mind...)

10 kids. Perfect.... Voldemort purred, as Wormtail (A/N-stupid little rat!) petted him.

Padma Patil comforted Harry, and they had a fling. This kinda disturbed the kids, but they got used to it. (A/N-Hey! How would you feel if your Dad married your aunt right after your step-mom died? I'd be a bit...scared...)

When the two of them were barely 23, Rain was born. Padma, terrified of commitment, left, and Harry was once more left alone.(A/N-Oh right! um...*pretends to cry*) He now threw all of his attention on his 11 kids.

Didn't plan that... Voldemort said to himself, trailing off. But hey, it works. Wormtail! Where the hell are ya? I need my feet rubbed!

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Now, enter the era of Hannah Abbott. 23 with a 1 year old son named Luke. Just lost her husband of 4 years, Justin Finch-Fletchley, to Voldemort, whom everyone was FINALLY realizing was back AGAIN. And Harry, heartbroken with 11 kids that he loved fiercely. Perfect match eh?

According to me! a crazed Voldemort screeched.

They had a relationship, and their daughter Marcy was born 10 months after Rain. Both Harry and Hannah were overjoyed., and Harry thought that perhaps this was the partnership that would work for him.

Voldemort whispered in the dark of a cave he was staying in. (A/N-Come on...you know all the evil guys today hide out in caves!)

On the very night Harry was going to propose to Hannah, Voldemort made Hannah fall madly in love with a man named Xachary, and Harry discovered a note from her saying they were running away to elope, and that she wanted nothing more to do with him. Or Marcy. Or any of the kids. (A/N-What? Did you think she'd remember all of them, blinded by her love for Xach and all? :P)

A woeful Harry thought there was no point in going on. He had had 5 unsuccessful relationships.

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Will Harry collapse into the depths of despair and never return? Or will he keep fighting and raise the many helpless kids he already has? All this and more in the next chapter!

Review please! *Puts on her best puppy dog look* The more you do so, the faster I write this! And once I'm done with this, I'll be able to start on the real fanfic! :D

FaeRhapsody