"Rather" written by Misty Cornwell
Genre: Humor
Chapter one: Of Wake Up Calls and Laced Dresses!
Disclaimer: I do not, and never will own VanDread. It belongs to Gonzo. Enough said. ^_^
But my friends and I DO own the game called Rather. What is Rather? Read on to find out!
(A/N:) Gahahahaha! I do not know why you're reading this chapter, but what do I care? I really need reviews! Hiccups What? I have not been drinking beer! I just drank a glass of Root Beer, that's all. I have no idea- Hiccups Again that Root Beer makes me Hiccup. Hic! So read, read, read this chapter, and flame, flame, flame me for my mistakes! O_o Hic! Best Friend: No, don't flame her! She's just… drunk… Because of Root Beer! Sweatdrops Now on with the story! Me: Hic! Boys wearing dresses! Repeats for about a hundred times B.f.: Shut up, will you? This chapter will be longer! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Last time on Rather, we saw the four girls plotting evilly on an evil plot to evilly wake up the three remaining drunken people in an evilly evil way. ^_^ Too much 'evils'!
"So, you're making up a plan to wake up those three drowsy sleepers, aren't you?" Jura stood up, and huddled up with the rest of the girls. Duero, seeing that he wouldn't want to participate in some girl talk, found a chair and sat on it for a while, with nothing to do. "Okay! So I get a pail, and dump the cold water over Ne-san, while Dita to Hibiki, and Jura to Bart! And if that does not work, Pai and Parfait will already be fetching s'more water so we can dump it on them, again and again until they wake up! Gahahahaha! I am so evil!" Misty was finished with scheming her "evil" plan, and it was time to put into action! Pai and Parfait went out to fetch some water, while the others were waiting. "Here, take this." Pai said, handing a pail to Meia and Jura. "Splash 'em with it!" Parfait grinned, as she handed some pails to Dita and Misty.
Dita dumped the pail right on Hibiki, which made his clothes all wet, but did not wake him up. "More water, Parfait, Pai! Dita needs more water to wake up Mister Alien!" Dita called to the two girls, and handed them some empty pails. "Yeah, Ne-san is a really good sleeper." Misty laughed, and handed them her empty pail as well. "Ahh!" Bart screamed as he woke up to the sound of a splash and found his suit all wet. "Finally, one of you has wakened up!" Misty grunted and threw the water at the already wet Dread Captain, but to no avail, she was still asleep. "Well, Pai, Parfait, fetch me two more pails, here, fill the one Jura used as well." Misty was getting impatient, and when she got hold of the water, she dumped in ice as well, as to make it even colder. Then she dumped all the freezing water on Meia, which made her wake up in a flash. "What? My clothes are wet! What happened here? Misty, why did you wet me?!" Meia glared at the dark-blue haired girl, who was still holding on to the pail. "Haha! Oh, but Ne-san, you were drunk, and fell asleep! "Oh, but now my clothes are wet! And my other clothes are still being cleaned- today's dry cleaning day!" Meia complained, and put her hand to her face. "Oh, yeah! I completely forgot! All the clothes are being dried right now, and I am stuck wearing my wet clothes!" Bart slapped his face. "No need to worry, you two. Jura Basil Elden has some extra clothes that you can use!" Jura declared proudly. "Surely it's not the kind of outfit you're wearing right now." Bart stuttered nervously. "Of course not! Come on, you two!" Jura said, dragging Meia and Bart along. Suddenly, Hibiki woke up, after the tenth bucket of water was dumped on him. "Gaaah! I'm soakin' wet! Oi, why in the heck did you wet me?" Hibiki snorted. "Oh, Mister Alien is awake, finally! Go follow Jura and get some new clothes! Dita told him, and before he could say anything, she had already dragged him to Jura's room.
"Eh!!! Oh, wow! Ne-san looks so pretty!" Misty complimented Meia when she was done changing in her room. Meia was wearing a laced Pink Dress, which was body-tight, except for the end, which flowed freely in all directions. Laces covered the skirt of the dress, all white, and soft, ands frilly. "Why did I agree to this?!" Meia complained, embarrassed, and put her hand on her forehead." Misty, as if she had heard her, said, "Well, don't worry, Ne-san! At least, now, we can play Rather!" 'Great. Playing Rather in a pink-laced dress. Can't I at least wear my headpiece?' Meia thought.
"Ack! How do ya get into these things?!" Hibiki grunted, as he struggled to put on the very tight-fitting dress that was given to him, the same kind, color, shape and size that was given to Meia. "How small can it get?" He complained. "Well, it's supposed to be easy- just slip the thing on, but, no! These things just have to be small!" Bart struggled to put the dress on, but failed.
(Flashback:)
"Well, here you go." Jura grinned, handing the three identical dresses. "These are too tight for me, they kind of don't fit me any longer… Well, anyways, good luck on trying to put that on, Boys! Ohohohohohoho! Meia will look good in a dress!" Jura snickered, and dragged the three out of her room.
Present, in the lunchroom, again:
"Gahahahaha! Bart, you look so STUPID! Hibiki looks like an idiot too!!! " Misty gaggled at the sight of the two men in dresses. "We didn't have a choice!" Bart protested. "Gah! How do you girls fit into these things?" Hibiki groused. "Wow! Uchuujin-san looks so pretty!" Dita cheered, clasping her hands together. "Hey! UFO-gal! I am NOT Cute!" He nagged. "Oh, but Mister Alien is!" Dita bounced up and down. Meanwhile, Jura, Pai, and Parfait were all laughing at (Not!) poor Bart, while Misty was admiring Meia. "Hahahahahahahaha! Bart! You're so ugly!" "Ne-san! You are SO pretty!" Misty said with sparkling eyes. "Mister Alieeen!!!"
"STOP!" Duero silenced, after being ignored for such a long time. "Aren't we here to play Rather?" He scratched his head. "Oh yeah!" everyone, except Meia said. So they all gathered at the table to play some more. "So, since there was no Victim on the last turn, we have to spin a bottle to configure whose turn it is." Misty explained, and took an empty beer bottle. "Spin!" She said, happily, and spun it. Who will it land on? Find out in our next chapter, Chapter Four: "Of… Whatever!"
(A/N:) Sorry, no Rather choices were in this chapter! But I promise that there will be s'more in the next one! Promise! And, I'll only publish the next chapter when I hit fifteen Reviews! So start reviewin'! :P I'm not drunk no more!