Pairing: Ryou Bakura x Téa Gardner
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, just my OC's and Kassie-chan owns Vipera.
The formatting messed up, so what the twins means is after the sentance, sorry but ff-net doesn't allow brackets for some reason
Oh and I am so sorry about the torture Malik goes through!
Someone Like You
Chapter 12
By Kaz
Ryou had a huge grin on his face, as he held Chijin's hand and Shiro's hand. 'This is so great, everything going fine and finally I can show Téa I am serious and I can look after them.'
Unknown to him and the boys, Shiro and Chijin were talking in the dreaded twin language.
"Tel teg daddy! Nuf." said Chijin, smiling. Let get daddy! fun
"Eni." said Shiro, also smiling a bit. fine
Smiling, both twins glanced up slyly at their father, and suddenly one of them bolted out of his hand screaming, "Me ice cream," while the other one ran in the opposite direction screaming, "Me want Mama."
Ryou blinked as he saw his children screaming their heads off running in the opposite direction.
'What the hell?' he thought, then realising he no longer had his kids, he screamed, "Chijin, Shiro get back HERE!"
When they didn't turn around he began to panic, "Oh, um, uh, oh, err, Malik will you go grab Chijin and I get Shiro."
Totally bewildered, Malik nodded and ran after the hyper active girl who wanted ice cream, while Ryou ran after his son, who was making his way home. While all this was happening, the remaining boys snickered and sat down.
'Welcome to parent hood,' thought Shadi and he held on to Ashitara.
Malik growled as he ran after the chibi girl, 'What the hell? She not even mine arg stupid brat, she annoying like Bakura.'
He was so into his thoughts that he did not notice Chijin had stopped and was standing smiling at him. When he eventually did realise, he tried to stop but he was running to fast, so in an attempt not to hurt her, swerved, and went flying face first into a garbage can.
'This is just great!'
Chijin unable to hide her laughter snickered a bit, until she thought her uncle Malik might be hurt. "Um, uncle Alik are you okay?"
'Just great, no thanks to you brat,' he thought, but answered with.
"Yeah I am fine," pulling himself out of the bin; he rubbed his head and glanced at Chijin who was laughing her head off.
Growling and trying his best to look like his Yami, he asked, "And what is so funny?"
"Tee hee, you have a banana skin on your hair."
Shaking his head in slight humiliation, he brushed his hair and said, "Right let's go back."
"No!"
"HUH? What ya mean NO?"
"I want an ice cream."
"Well I wanted world domination but it did it happen? Nooo! So deal with it."
Realising that she was not getting her way, she screwed up her face and then began to wail loudly...very loudly.
"Wahhaaaaaaaa your being MEAN, all I want is an ICE CREAM! Wahhaaa."
"Dear Ra how could anything scream so loudly?" he asked, clutching his ears.
He began to notice that people were looking at him and point, while shaking their heads. 'Uh Oh.'
Trying desperately to get Chijin to shut up, he did not notice a police officer walking his way.
"Excuse me sir."
Malik turned around and sweat dropped, 'Damn this kid.'
"Err yes, officer"
"Is everything okay?"
"Err ya she just..."
"No everything is not OKAY, mister officer," said a sniffing Chijin, "All I want is an ICE CREAM and he won't get me ONE, and then he said he's taking over the world and I have to DEAL with it. Wahhaaa."
Panicking, Malik gave an uneasy laugh and said, "Kids say the funniest things!"
The police officer gave Malik an evil eye and Malik laughed, grab Chijin hand, and dragged her off.
"Hey let go of me! Nooooooooo."
"Shut up you brat."
"HEY YOU MISTER!"
Malik turned and went wide-eyed, 'Damn she's hot.'
"Err yes miss?" he said, trying to sound sexy, while running his hands through his hair, to which Chijin snorted at.
"What the hell do you think you are doing to that child?"
"Err what she wanted an ice cream okay?"
Giving the man a disbelieving look, she turned and motioned to all the people behind her and shouted, "Let's get that child abusing man."
Malik went wide-eyed as a load of people began to yell Yeah. 'Shit!' he thought, while all this was going on, Chijin simply smiled and ate her ice cream the nice officer man gave her.
Ryou groaned as he glanced up at the very tall tree in front of him. "Shiro please will you get down."
"No I want Mama."
"But your Mama's not here."
"I want Mama."
'Oh boy.'
"Look okay you can see your mama tomorrow."
"No! I want her NOW!"
"LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN! GET OUT OF THAT TREE THIS INSTANT!"
'Wow did I say that?'
Blinking, both Ryou and Shiro stared at each other in disbelieve.
Slowly Shiro climbed down and said, "Okay no yell."
Sighing and getting over the shock that he shouted, he grabbed Shiro hand and walked back to the group.
Seeing the group, he noticed that Malik was not back yet. 'Oh my I hope Chijin is okay.'
Picking Shiro up he began to run in the direction Malik and Chijin went. The other boys sweat dropped and ran after them. Ryou was getting worried, 'Where are they?' Soon he spotted a familiar hairstyle but… 'Huh is that Malik limping?'
"Oh my! Are you okay?"
He handed Shiro to Joey and ran to Malik, pushed him out the way, causing him to go flying face first on the ground and picked Chijin up screaming and hugging her, "Are you hurt? Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance?"
Chijin smiled and hugged her daddy, while sticking her tongue out at Malik, who was glancing at her and giggled.
"I okay daddy! But uncle Alik is mean!"
Ryou turned around and made everyone feel a cold shiver go up their spine, in totally Bakura eyes and voice he said, "M A L I K?"
Staring at him in disbelieve he said, "What the hell? Your child is the devil in disguise. She is a nightmare! I got beaten up because of her"
"Huff Well you should have gotten me an ice cream."
"Why you little..."
"Oh come on Malik! I think you are over reacting I mean she is Téa child,"
said Joey.
"Yeah," agreed everyone else leaving and walking back to the hotel.
"No guys she is... guys... you guys?"
Finally, arriving back at the hotel the boys relaxed, 'Man baby sitting is hard,' thought Seto, as he relaxed putting his feet up, sipping a drink he got from the bar, 'Yep Serenity will be so proud of me.'
Ryou collapsed into a chair and nearly fell asleep, while Malik went to go get some ice to calm down all the bruises.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, Chijin and Shiro smiled and began to plan their next move.
"Stel teg eht srehto." Lets get the others
"ako." okay
Smiling, they slipped out of the room; they went into the next room and saw uncle Seto sitting on the couch. Telling Shiro, she could handle this one, Chijin walked in.
Chijin smiled and began to crawl onto his lap. Feeling her weight, he opened his eyes to see, a wide-eyed, big grin Chijin, he groaned and asked "Yes?"
"Uncle Eto, I heard Mama say you has lot of muney."
"Yes I do," he replied haughtily.
"Oh goodie, you know my birthday is next month." She said, puppy dog eyes being to start.
"And?"
"Well I always a Barbie doll, but mama won't get me one."
"Please uncle Eto?"
"Fine," taking out his mobile, he asked the operator to put him through to the toy store.
"Hello this is Seto Kaiba; I would like to order a doll...HEY?"
Taking the phone out of his hand, Chijin began to speak to the person on the phone. "Hello? This is Chijin, okay, now I want the latest Barbie doll... no hang on twee of each, plus the house, and the car, oh and the horse, and also the..........."
Finally Chijin smiled and said, "Yep that it. Huh? Bill? What is that? Oh hang on."
Giving the phone back to Seto, she smiled and walked out, as she was closing the door, she heard a "HOW MUCH?"
Shiro smiled as he entered Yugi room and saw uncle Joey and Tristan there too.
'Hmmm what to do here?'
Trying to think of something, they heard a loud yell and saw Chijin enter.
"tah uoy od Eto?" what you do to Seto
"nifun." nufin
The grown up boys looked at the twins and asked "What?"
"ognib!" bingo
"Uncle Yugi ouy riah reggib nah uoy." Uncle Yugi you hair bigger than you
"Uncle Twistan uoy kool ekil Eto wannabe ti tad tao." Uncle Tristan you look like Seto wannabe wit dat coat
"And Uncle Joey?"
"Well Uncle Joey nice," they both said in union.
"Err sorry Shiro what did you say to me?"
"Yeah what was that Chijin?" asked Tristan shaking his head.
Giggling, they both started with their language again, until Yugi and Tristan could take no more.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
Both twins looked at each other and stared to cry, casing all uncles and daddy to come running in to the room.
"Oh no, no, I am sorry please don't cry...." began Tristan.
"What happened?" asked Ryou.
"I told you your child is evil...," cried Malik.
"Shut it Malik. What happened?"
Yugi unable to take anymore burst into tears and cried along side the twins.
Shiro and Chijin stopped and Shiro said, "Oh uncle Yugi, no cry."
"Yeah you a big boy now." supplied Chijin and they both comforted a distressed Yugi.
'Oh boy.'
Realising that it was late he told the twins that it was time for bed.
"NOOOOOOOOO no sleep!"
"Yes now come on."
"NOOOO!"
"SHIRO CHIJIN BED!"
"Uh, um, okay daddy," said Chijin a bit scared.
'Man dat guy has problems,' thought Shiro.
Soon everyone was asleep and Ryou was drifting off to dream land, when he felt a tug on his arm. Groaning, he looked up to see Shiro.
"Whaa is it Shiro?" he asked yawing.
"I had an accident."
'Oh for the love of.'
"Its okay, let get you cleaned up...."
Finally, after changing the sheets and Shiro, Ryou was slowly sleeping when…
"Daddy."
"Yes Chijin?"
"I feel sick."
"Finally sleep," thought Ryou as he closed his eyes when, BEEP BEEP be beep.
"What the?" realising that it was 8am, he groaned and went back to sleep when he realised.
"Arg Shiro! Chijin! Get up! Got to get to school!"
Turing, he looked for them and noticed that they were already dressed and eating breakfast.
"Hurry daddy or you'll be late."
Ryou could hardly keep his eyes open as he walked the twins to school.
"Oh daddy look," cried Chijin, pointing to some woman feeding the ducks.
While Ryou and Chijin's attention was focused on the ducks, they did not realise that Shiro had gone ahead to find his friend and was crossing the road to get to school. He was so caught up in catching his friend he never noticed the parked car pulling away.
Ryou turned and looked for Shiro and felt his blood ran cold as he saw the car heading straight for Shiro.
"No... NOO SHIRO!"
Téa sighed as she closed the report book on her desk, closing her eyes; she hoped that her kids and the boys were okay. Suddenly her phone rang, picking it up she said, "Téa Gardner speaking."
"Hello Miss Gardner."
"Yes?"
"This is Nurse Jane calling from London Hospital."
'What?'
"It's about your son Shiro Gardner... there's been an accident."
TBC
I remember writing this ages ago, I was talking to one of my friends online who threaten to kill me if anything happened to him, lol. Ahh the memories. Just a reminder, this story was written ages ago and posted ages ago. I am merely re editing it all and so if you find another story like this (and I have seen some) this was the first