In the sixteen hundreds at the Ham-Ham Kingdom...
The sun was just rising above the horizon. When the sun was seen, the guards of the king, Sandy, Stan, Panda, and Cappy resumed their duty. "Bro," Sandy said to Stan, "Snoozer's so lucky he can sleep while on duty." Sandy and Stan looked to where Snoozer laid asleep in front of the gate of the castle. "You have a point," Panda remarked. "Yup," Cappy replied.
Queen Caitlin woke up in bed. "Oh, I don't want to get up..." she mumbled and rolled over so the light from the window didn't get in her eyes. When she remembered something important, Queen Caitlin shot up in bed. "Your Highness! Wake up!" she shouted. "Prince Hamtaro is coming today! Uh, Boss?" King Boss rolled over and said, "But, honey, I don't want to get up today. I'm in the past, and in the present, I wasn't married to you, and now I am. Very ironic. And I'm a king instead of a leader."
Queen Caitlin sighed, "Your Highness, our daughter, Princess Bijou, will be seeing Prince Hamtaro today." King Boss shot up. "Now, did you say that I have a daughter, and she's Bijou?" he questioned. When he asked, Dexter came to the door. He bowed and said, "Your Highness, what would you fancy for breakfast this morning?" Howdy came to Dexter's side and bowed, too. "Yes, King, we're still your servants," he acknowledged.
The king looked at the two and sighed. "I wished you still weren't, but there's no one else to take your place," King Boss replied. "And I forget what the heck fancy means, anyways." "Heck?" Howdy and Dexter questioned in unison. "Oh yeah, this is the sixteen hundreds," he mumbled. "Just get me a waffle." "Heke?" Howdy asked. "You know," King Boss remarked, "Flour, mix, and pop it in the oven." "What's 'the oven'?" Dexter inquired. "The thing with the fire that you cook stuff in!" King Boss returned. "That's the fireplace, My Lord," Dexter replied and the two servants headed toward the kitchen.
King Boss looked at Queen Caitlin and said, "Some of the Hams these days..." "Actually, what is an oven?" she asked. The king of the Ham-Ham Kingdom sighed and thought a minute. "Uh, what exactly should I wear today?" he asked his wife. Queen Caitlin glanced at him and acknowledged, "Wear your high tea clothes." "I don't like tea, though," King Boss said. "Really? Then why'd you drink four cups of tea last night?" she asked. King Boss sighed and said, "And why do we, hamsters, wear undershirts and undershorts?" "That is a question I cannot and shall not answer," Queen Caitlin replied.
The sun was just rising above the horizon. When the sun was seen, the guards of the king, Sandy, Stan, Panda, and Cappy resumed their duty. "Bro," Sandy said to Stan, "Snoozer's so lucky he can sleep while on duty." Sandy and Stan looked to where Snoozer laid asleep in front of the gate of the castle. "You have a point," Panda remarked. "Yup," Cappy replied.
Queen Caitlin woke up in bed. "Oh, I don't want to get up..." she mumbled and rolled over so the light from the window didn't get in her eyes. When she remembered something important, Queen Caitlin shot up in bed. "Your Highness! Wake up!" she shouted. "Prince Hamtaro is coming today! Uh, Boss?" King Boss rolled over and said, "But, honey, I don't want to get up today. I'm in the past, and in the present, I wasn't married to you, and now I am. Very ironic. And I'm a king instead of a leader."
Queen Caitlin sighed, "Your Highness, our daughter, Princess Bijou, will be seeing Prince Hamtaro today." King Boss shot up. "Now, did you say that I have a daughter, and she's Bijou?" he questioned. When he asked, Dexter came to the door. He bowed and said, "Your Highness, what would you fancy for breakfast this morning?" Howdy came to Dexter's side and bowed, too. "Yes, King, we're still your servants," he acknowledged.
The king looked at the two and sighed. "I wished you still weren't, but there's no one else to take your place," King Boss replied. "And I forget what the heck fancy means, anyways." "Heck?" Howdy and Dexter questioned in unison. "Oh yeah, this is the sixteen hundreds," he mumbled. "Just get me a waffle." "Heke?" Howdy asked. "You know," King Boss remarked, "Flour, mix, and pop it in the oven." "What's 'the oven'?" Dexter inquired. "The thing with the fire that you cook stuff in!" King Boss returned. "That's the fireplace, My Lord," Dexter replied and the two servants headed toward the kitchen.
King Boss looked at Queen Caitlin and said, "Some of the Hams these days..." "Actually, what is an oven?" she asked. The king of the Ham-Ham Kingdom sighed and thought a minute. "Uh, what exactly should I wear today?" he asked his wife. Queen Caitlin glanced at him and acknowledged, "Wear your high tea clothes." "I don't like tea, though," King Boss said. "Really? Then why'd you drink four cups of tea last night?" she asked. King Boss sighed and said, "And why do we, hamsters, wear undershirts and undershorts?" "That is a question I cannot and shall not answer," Queen Caitlin replied.