Disclaimer: Only Cathan own Jareth as her own personal sex slave (in her
own little mind) and we do not own any of the Labyrinth except for our own
original characters: feeblo, sleezo and tweeblo.
(For some reason Cathan is now threatening me with a butcher knife)
A/N: Hey we're back again! We were only going to do one chapter as a joke but since we got soooooooooooooooooooooo many reviews. ehem, we decided to continue just for you three special people. We just hope that we havn't scarred you for life with our lovely images of Hoggle and Jareth (well actually Cathan secretely hopes that you are in her evil little (very little) mind). I Cirfia, send my hippie peace and love to you! ^_^
Chapter 2
Jareth appeared in bright pink room just milimetres from Sarah's bed where she was sleeping soundly after a long night on the booze with the evidence (about 40 billion beer cans) on her bedside locker. "Sarah!" Jareth said with a shrill cry. It had no effect though as she just lay there as if in a coma. He tried again but to no avail. "Fine! I'll just have to drag you there myself!" He grabbed her by the waistband of her p.j boxer shorts and with another pop and a load of pink glitter he dissapeared.
"Hey normally the glitters green!!" he said with a pissed off tone.
He looked around the castle and saw that everything had turned pink from the floors to the ceiling. He looked out the window and saw that the entire Labyrinth had turned a bright pink and Sarah was still in her coma like state.
"Feeblo, Sleezo and Tweeblo get your F********king asses down here now" he screeched like a barn owl (A/N : he sounds like this due to him being an owl for parts of the movie.clever ay?)
The 3 little elder goblins came waddling in. "You screeched your excellency,' said Sleezo in his high pitched voice.
"Yes Fleezo now tell me why the F**k my kingdom is entirely F**king pink?"
"Because you were a fool and took a mortal against there will and also her room was pink I believe and pink is one of the most powerful and evil colors in all existence and so you know weird things tend to happen when its around."
"Fine now how to I fix it you stupid, pathetic little, whinny."
"The only way is to make her a citizen of the Labyrinth."
"Fine a citizen now get your disguisting pathetic little asses out of my sight before I drop you into the bog of eternal stench."
"Yes your royal stick up the ass," Tweeblo muttered.
Jareth heard and sent a bolt of shiny pink lightning up all there asses.
Jareth summoned a large leather book and flipped to the near end and with a large pink peacock quill he signed Sarah's name to the list of over a million other goblins and other beasts which inhabited the Labyrinth. Slowly the pink started to melt off the walls and vanish into thin air.
"Yahooo!!" He yelled and started to do the funky chicken dance and all the goblins began to join in. The noise was deafening and it managed to bring Sarah out of her coma like state and did nothing to help her over whelming hangover of a headache.
"What the Hell is going on?" she yelped.
'The writers of this fiction are currently losing there minds and don't know how to continue this fic. They are easily bored."
A/N: Ok so we lost plott big F**king deal ( Cirfia told me to tell you that it is I, Cathan, who insists on all the cursing and told me to apologize but I told her to F**k off. I never apologize for cursing as it is just me) Hope you enjoyed this insight to our twisted alter ego minds. By the way review or die and try to minimise the flames or else you'll end up in an inferno. Also we'll try to get back on plott for next time.
(For some reason Cathan is now threatening me with a butcher knife)
A/N: Hey we're back again! We were only going to do one chapter as a joke but since we got soooooooooooooooooooooo many reviews. ehem, we decided to continue just for you three special people. We just hope that we havn't scarred you for life with our lovely images of Hoggle and Jareth (well actually Cathan secretely hopes that you are in her evil little (very little) mind). I Cirfia, send my hippie peace and love to you! ^_^
Chapter 2
Jareth appeared in bright pink room just milimetres from Sarah's bed where she was sleeping soundly after a long night on the booze with the evidence (about 40 billion beer cans) on her bedside locker. "Sarah!" Jareth said with a shrill cry. It had no effect though as she just lay there as if in a coma. He tried again but to no avail. "Fine! I'll just have to drag you there myself!" He grabbed her by the waistband of her p.j boxer shorts and with another pop and a load of pink glitter he dissapeared.
"Hey normally the glitters green!!" he said with a pissed off tone.
He looked around the castle and saw that everything had turned pink from the floors to the ceiling. He looked out the window and saw that the entire Labyrinth had turned a bright pink and Sarah was still in her coma like state.
"Feeblo, Sleezo and Tweeblo get your F********king asses down here now" he screeched like a barn owl (A/N : he sounds like this due to him being an owl for parts of the movie.clever ay?)
The 3 little elder goblins came waddling in. "You screeched your excellency,' said Sleezo in his high pitched voice.
"Yes Fleezo now tell me why the F**k my kingdom is entirely F**king pink?"
"Because you were a fool and took a mortal against there will and also her room was pink I believe and pink is one of the most powerful and evil colors in all existence and so you know weird things tend to happen when its around."
"Fine now how to I fix it you stupid, pathetic little, whinny."
"The only way is to make her a citizen of the Labyrinth."
"Fine a citizen now get your disguisting pathetic little asses out of my sight before I drop you into the bog of eternal stench."
"Yes your royal stick up the ass," Tweeblo muttered.
Jareth heard and sent a bolt of shiny pink lightning up all there asses.
Jareth summoned a large leather book and flipped to the near end and with a large pink peacock quill he signed Sarah's name to the list of over a million other goblins and other beasts which inhabited the Labyrinth. Slowly the pink started to melt off the walls and vanish into thin air.
"Yahooo!!" He yelled and started to do the funky chicken dance and all the goblins began to join in. The noise was deafening and it managed to bring Sarah out of her coma like state and did nothing to help her over whelming hangover of a headache.
"What the Hell is going on?" she yelped.
'The writers of this fiction are currently losing there minds and don't know how to continue this fic. They are easily bored."
A/N: Ok so we lost plott big F**king deal ( Cirfia told me to tell you that it is I, Cathan, who insists on all the cursing and told me to apologize but I told her to F**k off. I never apologize for cursing as it is just me) Hope you enjoyed this insight to our twisted alter ego minds. By the way review or die and try to minimise the flames or else you'll end up in an inferno. Also we'll try to get back on plott for next time.