Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN LABYRINTH *coughs, shouting hurts Cirfias throat*
We do own this plott though so don't even think of stealing it.
Cathan: Hey all were back with another sick twisted chapter for you and I would like to say THANK YOU ^_^ we love you all, well Cirfia loves you all I only love my cat who I'm convinced is an old soul from ancient Eygpt.
Cirfia: Yo!!!!!! Yes I loves yous very much.
Cathan: Of course she loves you all shes a hippie whos high 24/7
Cirfia: I have never gotten high, EVER!
Cathan: Liar Liar
Cirfia: Okay wheres this going?? You're the one that's high, RIGHT NOW. But anyway.
Cathan: And your point is?
Cirfia: Yes Cathan, you just sit there and be high- I'll write the story!!
Cathan: I'd like to see you do that!!
Cirfia: Ehem,
Chapter 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah stared in disbelief at the goblin king doing the Funky chicken.
"What the hell????!" she shouted.
"Oh sorry, Sarah did we wake you from your drunken slumber?" he asked her in a sarcastic tone, "I just felt like a bit of a dance! But i'm done now, anyway, so where was I??"
" Tell me why I'm here you royal pain in the ass, NOW!!"
"Well Sarah I've chosen you to become my heir as I have no offspring to take over after me, understand?"
"What you mother F**ker I'm not gonna be your f**king heir. You can't keep me. I'll say the words."
" Say them all you want it won't work. Your now a citizen of the Labyrinth which meens you have little choice but to obey me as your words have no power over me. Mwahahahahaha." He then started doing the Funky Chicken dance all over the throne. In his happiness he didn't notice the hole in the middle of the throne room and fell head first into it.
He found himself being transported into another dimension. He closed his eyes on impact and when he opened them he saw to freaky girls sitting in front of a strange object he knew to be called a computer though he understood nothing about it. They were bothing laughing, one cackling while the other did his favourite laugh Mwahahahahaha. The girls looked at him and started whispering to each other. The cackling then rose from her chair, picked up a large baseball bat out of no where and started charging him with it. Jareth disappeared as quick as he could but not before the crazy cackling one got a swing at him square in the head.
(A/N: *in ordinary dimension* Told you Cathan was high)
"Hmmmm, that was a bit weird" he muttered as he slapped a piece of t-bone steak across his face (A/N: Well, according to Cathan "they don't have frozen peas in the Labyrinth") and only caused the bruise to worsen.
"Anywasy, Sarah where was I??"
"We were discussing why I'm not staying here!!!" she screached.
"Oh yes, that. We discussed this before and you have little choice but to stay here, so tough coooookie, shut up and move on to a new subect!"
"Okay, how about stamp collecting, that's a nice subject."
"I said something interesting Sarah!!"
"Are you saying that i'm boring you Mother F***************cker, ass hole, gobsh*te, I bla bla bla balalalabbababa!" ( Jareth has zoned out at this stage.)
"Of course not Sarah its just that I've been collecting for over athousand years and its become quite dull now."
'Alright if we don't talk about stamps then I wanna go home now you Mother F**KER." (a/n: it just gets worse from here so you don't wanna hear it)
Jareth was sick of listening to her so he clapped his hands and five waist high guards came in.
"Take her to her room immediately."
Sarah chose not to go quitly and was dragged kicking and screaming all the way to her room. Luckily the doors were sound proof so once she was locked in he could no longer hear her insults.
To rejoice in this fact he started to do the Funky chicken dance again. The 2 girls from the hole climbed and started to join in though about 5 seconds later the cackling one seemed to have found another baseball bat and started chasing him with it again.
A/N: Okay so how'd you like that. We've currently lost the plott but if you'd like to see anything weird or funny or if you wanna be in it then review or email either of us, aifric_the_freakiest@yahoo.co.uk or cathan@teenagewildlife.com By the way review or I'll make Cirfia high and when shes high she acts like a suger high Mokuba, you'll only get this if you're a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. Try to avoid the flames please.
Cirfia: I have no idea who a sugar high Mokuba is and I do not watch Yu-Gi- Oh as I'm not a nerdlinger though I do watch Voyager.
Cathan: Hey all were back with another sick twisted chapter for you and I would like to say THANK YOU ^_^ we love you all, well Cirfia loves you all I only love my cat who I'm convinced is an old soul from ancient Eygpt.
Cirfia: Yo!!!!!! Yes I loves yous very much.
Cathan: Of course she loves you all shes a hippie whos high 24/7
Cirfia: I have never gotten high, EVER!
Cathan: Liar Liar
Cirfia: Okay wheres this going?? You're the one that's high, RIGHT NOW. But anyway.
Cathan: And your point is?
Cirfia: Yes Cathan, you just sit there and be high- I'll write the story!!
Cathan: I'd like to see you do that!!
Cirfia: Ehem,
Chapter 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah stared in disbelief at the goblin king doing the Funky chicken.
"What the hell????!" she shouted.
"Oh sorry, Sarah did we wake you from your drunken slumber?" he asked her in a sarcastic tone, "I just felt like a bit of a dance! But i'm done now, anyway, so where was I??"
" Tell me why I'm here you royal pain in the ass, NOW!!"
"Well Sarah I've chosen you to become my heir as I have no offspring to take over after me, understand?"
"What you mother F**ker I'm not gonna be your f**king heir. You can't keep me. I'll say the words."
" Say them all you want it won't work. Your now a citizen of the Labyrinth which meens you have little choice but to obey me as your words have no power over me. Mwahahahahaha." He then started doing the Funky Chicken dance all over the throne. In his happiness he didn't notice the hole in the middle of the throne room and fell head first into it.
He found himself being transported into another dimension. He closed his eyes on impact and when he opened them he saw to freaky girls sitting in front of a strange object he knew to be called a computer though he understood nothing about it. They were bothing laughing, one cackling while the other did his favourite laugh Mwahahahahaha. The girls looked at him and started whispering to each other. The cackling then rose from her chair, picked up a large baseball bat out of no where and started charging him with it. Jareth disappeared as quick as he could but not before the crazy cackling one got a swing at him square in the head.
(A/N: *in ordinary dimension* Told you Cathan was high)
"Hmmmm, that was a bit weird" he muttered as he slapped a piece of t-bone steak across his face (A/N: Well, according to Cathan "they don't have frozen peas in the Labyrinth") and only caused the bruise to worsen.
"Anywasy, Sarah where was I??"
"We were discussing why I'm not staying here!!!" she screached.
"Oh yes, that. We discussed this before and you have little choice but to stay here, so tough coooookie, shut up and move on to a new subect!"
"Okay, how about stamp collecting, that's a nice subject."
"I said something interesting Sarah!!"
"Are you saying that i'm boring you Mother F***************cker, ass hole, gobsh*te, I bla bla bla balalalabbababa!" ( Jareth has zoned out at this stage.)
"Of course not Sarah its just that I've been collecting for over athousand years and its become quite dull now."
'Alright if we don't talk about stamps then I wanna go home now you Mother F**KER." (a/n: it just gets worse from here so you don't wanna hear it)
Jareth was sick of listening to her so he clapped his hands and five waist high guards came in.
"Take her to her room immediately."
Sarah chose not to go quitly and was dragged kicking and screaming all the way to her room. Luckily the doors were sound proof so once she was locked in he could no longer hear her insults.
To rejoice in this fact he started to do the Funky chicken dance again. The 2 girls from the hole climbed and started to join in though about 5 seconds later the cackling one seemed to have found another baseball bat and started chasing him with it again.
A/N: Okay so how'd you like that. We've currently lost the plott but if you'd like to see anything weird or funny or if you wanna be in it then review or email either of us, aifric_the_freakiest@yahoo.co.uk or cathan@teenagewildlife.com By the way review or I'll make Cirfia high and when shes high she acts like a suger high Mokuba, you'll only get this if you're a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. Try to avoid the flames please.
Cirfia: I have no idea who a sugar high Mokuba is and I do not watch Yu-Gi- Oh as I'm not a nerdlinger though I do watch Voyager.