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Random spell of insanity #4
One day Dinny the XVI (16th) announced to some random badger who happened to be beside him one day, " Oi'm goin' 't Salad-anna-sconn!" (A/N: I'm pretty bad at molespeak, aren't I?
Unfortunately the random badger, who happened to have access to the kitchens, misunderstood Dinny and thought that he had asked for a salad and a scone. "Alright, I'll go get you one," she grudgingly replied, leaving behind a confused Dinny. "Oi thought oi'm 't bring mo' food den that, oi'd be better off leavin' it all behoind," he said, shrugging as he set off west toward Salamandastron.
The random badger returned sometime later with a salad and a scone balanced on her paws. "Hmm, I swear I saw Dinny around here somewhere," she mused as she went about the abbey looking for him. After 15 hours of searching, she decided to just eat the food himself. Unfortunately, Dinny's arch- rival Gonff XXII had slipped a small amount of poison into his food. More unfortunately, Gonff had no idea what a small amount of poison was, and therefore emptied 10 tablespoons of the poison into Dinny's salad dressing.
He is now charged with 1 count of 1st degree murder.
A/N: Please rate my molespeak and Review or else you will face my random insanity!!!!!!!!!
Random spell of insanity #4
One day Dinny the XVI (16th) announced to some random badger who happened to be beside him one day, " Oi'm goin' 't Salad-anna-sconn!" (A/N: I'm pretty bad at molespeak, aren't I?
Unfortunately the random badger, who happened to have access to the kitchens, misunderstood Dinny and thought that he had asked for a salad and a scone. "Alright, I'll go get you one," she grudgingly replied, leaving behind a confused Dinny. "Oi thought oi'm 't bring mo' food den that, oi'd be better off leavin' it all behoind," he said, shrugging as he set off west toward Salamandastron.
The random badger returned sometime later with a salad and a scone balanced on her paws. "Hmm, I swear I saw Dinny around here somewhere," she mused as she went about the abbey looking for him. After 15 hours of searching, she decided to just eat the food himself. Unfortunately, Dinny's arch- rival Gonff XXII had slipped a small amount of poison into his food. More unfortunately, Gonff had no idea what a small amount of poison was, and therefore emptied 10 tablespoons of the poison into Dinny's salad dressing.
He is now charged with 1 count of 1st degree murder.
A/N: Please rate my molespeak and Review or else you will face my random insanity!!!!!!!!!