A/N: The following.. er.. eh... semi-fic will not have any relations to
Redwall. So I don't own it.
Disclaimer:*triumphant laugh* See? I told you that you didn't need me as a muse¹!
Chibi Fuji (that's me!!): Shut the *bleep* up!
Disclaimer: no.
Chibi Fuji: You're still my muse, so you're still under my command!! I order you to drink that glass of ... erm... drink.. on the table!! D
Disclaimer: Ack!!! *is frantically running from the mug of drink which had sprouted fangs and started chasing after him*
Gonflet: Can I be your muse?
Disclaimer: *attempting to dislodge fangs of the mug from his face but looking excited at the prospect of not having to be my muse*
Gonflet: *begging* pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please??? *puppy eyes*
Disclaimer: *starts chanting* Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Chibi Fuji: Sorry Gonflet, but you must be over 17 to be the muse.
Gonflet: *disappointed face*
((Inspiration strikes Disclaimer in the Head))
Disclaimer: Ow!!! *rubs head*
Inspiration: hehe. Sorry..
Disclaimer: Now.. To the point...
Chibi Fuji: Which is....
Disclaimer: I'm not 17 yet!!! :D
Chibi Fuji:...
Gonflet: If Disclaimer isn't 17 and IT'S the muse than why can't I be the muse???
Chibi Fuji: -.- and now, onto the fic, which is probably alot shorter than this...
*********************************************************************** A cliffhanger? Certainly not! Continue onto the next chapter! (which is probably a lot shorter than this)
¹a muse is an annoying authors assistant that does disclaimers.
Disclaimer:*triumphant laugh* See? I told you that you didn't need me as a muse¹!
Chibi Fuji (that's me!!): Shut the *bleep* up!
Disclaimer: no.
Chibi Fuji: You're still my muse, so you're still under my command!! I order you to drink that glass of ... erm... drink.. on the table!! D
Disclaimer: Ack!!! *is frantically running from the mug of drink which had sprouted fangs and started chasing after him*
Gonflet: Can I be your muse?
Disclaimer: *attempting to dislodge fangs of the mug from his face but looking excited at the prospect of not having to be my muse*
Gonflet: *begging* pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please??? *puppy eyes*
Disclaimer: *starts chanting* Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Let him be the muse!
Chibi Fuji: Sorry Gonflet, but you must be over 17 to be the muse.
Gonflet: *disappointed face*
((Inspiration strikes Disclaimer in the Head))
Disclaimer: Ow!!! *rubs head*
Inspiration: hehe. Sorry..
Disclaimer: Now.. To the point...
Chibi Fuji: Which is....
Disclaimer: I'm not 17 yet!!! :D
Chibi Fuji:...
Gonflet: If Disclaimer isn't 17 and IT'S the muse than why can't I be the muse???
Chibi Fuji: -.- and now, onto the fic, which is probably alot shorter than this...
*********************************************************************** A cliffhanger? Certainly not! Continue onto the next chapter! (which is probably a lot shorter than this)
¹a muse is an annoying authors assistant that does disclaimers.