Chibi Fuji: *brandishing electric cattle prod* Say it...
Disclaimer: *groans* Chibi Fuji doesn't own Redwall, random redwall hares 1 through 4, the phrase "hares are gluttons", the angry mob of Redwallers, the anti-famine campaign, the society of gluttons-
Chibi Fuji: *stabs Disclaimer with cattle prod* Thank you. The following ficlet is a revised version of Abbess Germaine meeting Beau for the first time.
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Beau: I'm hungry.
Germaine: Duh. Hares are gluttons.
Random Redwall hare: Hey! I resent that!
Random Redwall hare 2: Not all hares are gluttons! *takes another bite of cake*
Random Redwall hare 3: Glutton hare!
Random Redwall hare 4: Disgrace to hares everywhere!
Beau: I beg to differ. *pulls out society of gluttons membership card* To the society of gluttons, YOU are the disgrace.
Random Redwall hare 1: O.o
Random Redwall hare 2: O.o
Random Redwall hare 3: O.o
Random Redwall hare 4: O.o
Beau: Now, where do you keep the grub around here??
Angry mob of Redwallers 1: You can't have our food because then you would induce a famine on us! We're part of the anti-famine campaign!
Beau: ^_^;;
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*eyes review button* there's that lovely little purple-blue button on your bottom right corner... if you could just give it a click... Pretty please???
Disclaimer: *groans* Chibi Fuji doesn't own Redwall, random redwall hares 1 through 4, the phrase "hares are gluttons", the angry mob of Redwallers, the anti-famine campaign, the society of gluttons-
Chibi Fuji: *stabs Disclaimer with cattle prod* Thank you. The following ficlet is a revised version of Abbess Germaine meeting Beau for the first time.
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Beau: I'm hungry.
Germaine: Duh. Hares are gluttons.
Random Redwall hare: Hey! I resent that!
Random Redwall hare 2: Not all hares are gluttons! *takes another bite of cake*
Random Redwall hare 3: Glutton hare!
Random Redwall hare 4: Disgrace to hares everywhere!
Beau: I beg to differ. *pulls out society of gluttons membership card* To the society of gluttons, YOU are the disgrace.
Random Redwall hare 1: O.o
Random Redwall hare 2: O.o
Random Redwall hare 3: O.o
Random Redwall hare 4: O.o
Beau: Now, where do you keep the grub around here??
Angry mob of Redwallers 1: You can't have our food because then you would induce a famine on us! We're part of the anti-famine campaign!
Beau: ^_^;;
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*eyes review button* there's that lovely little purple-blue button on your bottom right corner... if you could just give it a click... Pretty please???